Kirk versus Borg

[fryfry377]

"you lead the strongest ship of the federation fleet. you speak for your people." Notice how the borg didn't bother saying that to picard until they had forcibly taken him off his own ship. So this is obviously an attempt to placate the great Kirk, who they know to be 10x more badass.

[jaymorpheus11]

Kaboom, that was awsome. The ship shook hard from that borg cube explosion.

[VideoTelegram]

Showing again that two of Kirk's biggest weapons were big, brass and clanked when he walked.

[djzee1000]

That was actually very good, well done uploader

[themothergooz]

Yep. The Borg Invasion never would have gotten as far as it did if Kirk was in charge. Great vid!

[AmericanSilverEagle]

Nice job. Thanks for sharing your work.

[Alucard20039]

The corbomite maneuver! Bad ass. The federation should have cloned Kirk and Made the clone standard equipment on all starships

[mrteemumilto]

Don't mess with Gene Roddenberry's saga.

[brownblair98]

@mrteemumilto Eh,it's already too late. I mean look at J.J. Abrams and his "Enterprise"(pun totally intended.) At least this guy has an interesting idea.

[mrteemumilto]

@brownblair98 No, the original is better than neither of these. Even you get it wrong. It had nothing to do with ship-to-ship combat. That wasn't the point.

[csumjr]

Kirk KILLS-- Chuck Norris, on his Maiden Voyage..... :-P

[justinok67]

Dont mess with the Enterprise, Bioch.

[Trashboldus]

This cube was weak

[Coove83]

Spock's a great PA. :)

[judesama1]

thats kirk for ya! tell him resistance is futile, he gives you the finger then blows you up.

[Obsidiam]

I love how Starfleet lost 39 ships at Wolf 359 and some old Constitution ship takes a Cube out with 2 shots.

[philkensebben]

This is really well done.

[mdarius327]

He was shirtless from the outset. Of course the odds were in favor.

[MinisterAilingTongue]

I preferred the original special effects, and I'm not referring to the Borg vessel. I mean the awesome 60s Enterprise! You can't "re-master" an utter masterpiece--try re-mastering the Mona Lisa...

[AllTerroristsMustDie]

I was half expecting Kirk to turn to one of the pretty yeoman girls and say, "I've shown you mine, now you need to show me yours..." as he was walking shirtless through the packed corridors of the Enterprise.

[yakoodki]

@tsetsoooo it was a bluff!

[tsetsoooo]

wtf is this shit about hull plating or crystals or some shit that respondes whit equall strengh ?

[yibizwelti]

what about the prime directive?

[SamLeChiq]

Now that's the way to deal with the Borg. Catherine Janeway didn't take shit from them either.

haha!

[KapStuf]

Remember when Archer met the borg? This is *way* better.

[gogoasacenusie]

Fuck you Kirk!! Long live the BORG!!!!

[ThadmanKane]

Note the light blue border on the ships' viewscreen, there wasn't one in the original, technology wasn't that good then, Nice try lol

[CRUISEOBRIEN1]

So this is a 1st u telling me the borg was in the original episodes of star trek i thought the 1st time they met was in the TNG??

[Herufaia]

Why anyone want to bang the borg queen?

She's probably cybernetic down there and knowing her it would rip into you and assimilate you outright.

[Rcee01]

LMFAO SHIP DAMANGE MINOR HAHAHAAHA

[nailszz6]

Kirk would kick chuck norris's ass.

[land1sea1lions]

Kirk just loves walking the corridors with no shirt on. Watch how he looks around to see if people are looking at him.

[stampede122]

newton's third law of motion is metioned in this clip, "any action as an equal and oppisite reaction"

[bengalifan]

Kirk was a much cooler captain than Picard.

[robota833]

amazing editing but i would like to remind you that one borg cube ripped up half of starfleet after it had 80 years of advances

[LouissimoX]

@robota833 Was gonna say just that. :3

[Jalgorn]

@robota833 They had no Kirk, Infidel ^^

[DOOMVSHALO]

@robota833 That was a tactical cube which is 8 cubes put together.

[thinkbad42]

@robota833 I would like to remind you, good sir, that none one in that fleet was JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK!

[VideoTelegram]

@robota833 on a similar note, both the original Enterprise and the D use the same weapons; phasers - in this scenario, Kirk just introduced them to the Borg 80 years earlier. That's 80 years less worth of adaptation. That would leave a mark.

[SabishiiRomanchikku]

Psh. Kirk's vessel destroy a borg vessel. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic a notion.

[DukeNukemTheSeries]

@SabishiiRomanchikku Go watch Q Who. It wouldn't be that improbable with how The Borg were initially conceived. (The Enterprise D blew a hole into a cube and made two more craters on its surface) I think, before encountering the D the borg were actually not that impressive. It was only once they had analyzed and adapted to Fed tech that they became so impressively devastating. (Beyond just scooping crap up off planets.)

[TheRantingCabbie]

We will simulate your species to our collective including your gogo boots and big hair. We will assimilate the galaxy in a new fashion.

[tubenachos]

Everyone on the Enterprise might as well wear red shirts.

[horaciosi]

(2:35 - 2:41) I love that scene

[prguy787]

Nicely done!

[jimkirk1971]

One word from Kirk...BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRG!!!

[TheOlivertwisted]

some vids are awesome some exceeed aewsome status as this one has

[t1czer]

Borg would be KIRKED out that space :)

[neroodio]

great vid! :)

If Kirk met the borg, I'm sure that he would make love with Seven Of Nine and then - with some logical suggestion from Spock - he would destroy the whole collective! :)

[Sparrow9612]

@neroodio - In a space battle however, the Enterprise 1701 would be annihilated. Not even 40 ships fighting together against a single Borg Cube a century later lasted very long. The entire force was wiped out at Wolf 359, and of the forty in First Contact, only one was salvagable and that was the Defiant, which was designed to fight the Borg I think.

[zetatrain]

@Sparrow9612

Actually, in the the battle of Wolf 359 there was one surviving ship out of the original forty and in First Contact (battle of sector 001) there were around 60 ships and about 30 of them were destroyed.

[Sparrow9612]

@zetatrain - Federation needs to build better ships. Being peaceful shouldn't equate to having crappy ships. Then again, the Borg are really just that deadly.

[neroodio]

@Sparrow9612 A spaceship can't be destroyed if the authors don't decide so :) At Worf359 Kirk wasn't there :)

[terrywest111]

@Sparrow9612 Hmmm... I thought the Defiant came about because of Wolf 359. Sisko survived that battle, and it left such an impression on him that he helped develop the Defiant class to be the complete ass kicker it would later become.

[Sparrow9612]

@terrywest111 - In First Contact, the Defiant took damage enough to where most of the crew were dead and the ship had to be evacuated. Good ship, but still not quite good enough.

[Elurin]

@Sparrow9612 True, but if you watched the episode where Sisko introduces the Defiant, you would know that the Defiant was to be the first of a fleet of defiant-class ships, therefore it was designed to operate against the Borg with support from other, same-class ships

[HatterMadigan]

@Elurin

Several years later the Prometheus multi-vector ships were commisioned...

It seems they use everything small to fight Borg ships...

[jerome96114]

Is the PC Game "Star Trek: Legacy" Part of the officially timeline ?

If yes, then Kirk actually once fought a borg-ship ...

[greenrangerv1]

Very excellent editing, only problem is the Borg were destroyed a little too easily....

[horaciosi]

Which TOS episode did he used?

[JackWProductions]

@horaciosi He used the Star Trek episode The Corbomite Maneuver quite a good one IMO.

P.S. Hope I helped :)

[maxcardun]

You should have used the line where they said Death Is erelivent. And the line from Q Who where they said we have analised your defensive capabilities and if you resist you will be punished.

[RedDaVincy]

BOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

[CapQuacer]

like it is that easy to destroy the borg

[crownedman104]

Kird: attack us now! we grow tired of your follishness.

Borg: Pleasure doing buissnes with you.

[696190]

@MrImastinker, Kirk was before Picard, that you should know. and @jtkirkfan2002, the captain of a ship has no direct influence over how powerful the weapons are. in other words, even if all the deities of every religion in the galaxy were commanding the Enterprise, the phasers would still be as powerful, so it still doesnt make sense, your argument is invalid

[Leuopold]

Those old phasers really kick ass.

[50LightSabersInAPack]

Ah yes the episode "The Corbomite Manoeuvre".

[therealonethistime]

. . . And this is why I hate the original series.

[696190]

how the hell can you think one phaser shot from NCC-1701 would destroy a BORG CUBE? That just wont happen

[jtkirkfan2002]

@696190 But it's Kirk we're talking about here.

[MBails1987]

Keep your shirt on Kirk. Your body isn't that good.

[rvirzi]

Nice adapt of the Korbomite Maneuver

[xXxThorsHammerxXx]

not as annoying as a spinning rainbow cube

[uselessman73]

Kirk knew how to get things done back then....

[DrBananaKing7000]

Damn, the Enterprise back then had more firepower than I thought.

[Idazmi7]

@DrBananaKing7000 This never happened... but yes it does.

[DJSnowfall]

I love how Kirk just walks around without a shirt on.

[UncleMikeNJ]

Kirk: "Scotty, where did we get enough firepower to beat that thing?"

Scott: "From my deputy chief engineer, Lieutenant Janeway. She comes from a good Starfleet family."

Kirk: "One that will continue to distinguish itself, I'm sure."

[kev3d]

@UncleMikeNJ What? No way. Janeway is a pseudo-marxist bureaucrat whose best accomplishment is that she got lost. 

[UncleMikeNJ]

@kev3d No, her best accomplishment is that she got them home. "Pseudo-marxist bureaucrat"? The only kind of people who use language like that are people too far to the right to accept the greatness of Star Trek. This is where we need the Picard-Riker double facepalm.

[kev3d]

@UncleMikeNJ Did I say pseudo-marxist bureaucrat? Forgive me, I should have said sanctimonious, holo-addicted, do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do, pseudo-marxist bureaucrat.

[Kinepho]

Kirk destroyed the Borg with his awesomeness!

[JackWProductions]

Thumps up if you think the sequal to the Star Trek 2009 film should be about Captain Kirk and his crew fighting the Borg.

P.S. yea I know the Borg were never in the original Star Trek series but still that would be freaking awsome and I think J. J. Abrams should do that in Star Trek 2 :)

[Idazmi7]

@JackWProductions The sequel should have a point.

[JackWProductions]

@Idazmi7 Well I did say that I know that the Borg were never in the original Star Trek series and I know that Q was the one who showed the Borg to the Federation but you have got to admit it would be awsome if the Borg were in the sequal if J. J. Abrams finds a way and a reason, nabby the Borg travel back in time and meet Kirk and his crew or Kirk and his crew travel in time to the future and meet the Borg, What do you think?

[Idazmi7]

@JackWProductions Hmm... I'd prefer a story involving TOS style klingons, eg. the smart, inventive, misunderstood warriors who had equal tech to the Enterprise due to an arms race. Perhaps the new Enterprise project has the Klingons thinking that the Federation intends to ust the new ship as a warship to invade the Empire, and the Klingons strike first...

[Idazmi7]

@JackWProductions TOS Klingons...

[fjccommish]

@JackWProductions The Borg were in the original series. But Kirk beat them so easily it couldn't fill an episode. So they skipped to another adventure.

[MrYaoGuai]

this is fake because when the tractor beam shoots for the first time, the space with the trctr beam is sarker than the space around the enterprise. also there were lost of

static and skiping and jumping and what have you.

[sonic4904]

31 people are Borg

[Deep40000]

What an empty bridge

[acer3573]

One glaring plot hole from ST: Generations - The El-Aurians were called refugees, ST: TNG established that they were attacked and almost wiped out by the Borg, but the Federation in Kirk's time never asked what made them refugees?

[Battle5tarRJC]

I love the way the dialogue is cut together in this video. However Kirk would've been asimulated.

[pyr0static]

I never understood why the federation never employed good old fashioned projectile weapons (current day weapons) against the Borg. If they can't adapt to it, then a high caliber automatic rifle seems like an excellent weapon to use against Borg "troops".

[Battle5tarRJC]

@pyr0static That's what Borg force fields are for.

[pyr0static]

@Battle5tarRJC I have never seen a Borg force field stop a bullet, or any projectile. Picard killed two with a holographic automatic rifle. Melee weapons would be a good choice too. Worf killed a drone with a knife, and Janeway killed one with a Bat'leth, I believe it was. Much better choices than weapons that become completely ineffective after a few shots.

[Battle5tarRJC]

@pyr0static Yeah I just watched First Contact again and I see your point. If they got Battlestar Galactica in there it would be much easier.

[kakashi76767]

Borg: Resistance is futile.

Kirk: Resist THIS, mister!

[fjccommish]

Kirk would destroy the collective with circular logic. It would be something like "You...claim... to be superior, you claim...we will service you. Yet...if...you...assimilate us then you...impoveus! Therefore...you...are....servi­cing US!"

[MrImastinker]

@fjccommish Borg: "That... is not logical... how... cannot be?"

Spock: "Actually, it is completely logical. I would know!"

[Idazmi7]

@fjccommish LOL.

[Idazmi7]

@fjccommish "and HOW.... would... assimilating WEAKER beings... improve the collective? If We... are... inferior, why... must you take US?!? Your-logic-is-FLAWED!!!"

[kahetel13]

@fjccommish rofl:)))

[Behrzad]

@fjccommish that's hilarious... you typed that so perfectly it made me read it in Kirk's voice

[InAUGral]

@fjccommish ROFL thats good.

[Mirpurmad]

@fjccommish Borg will commit mass suicide after meeting the pillock aka Kirk

he will simply give them his customary pose while in the capitons chair and that will be the end of the Borg as we know them.

[gm3334]

@fjccommish Hahaha wow I could literally hear Kirk saying that. I never realised how formulaic his strategy is. That was great.

[C0LL1N]

those must have been species 8472 phasers

[TheSCR1899]

lol

[nardigan]

Those old phasers packed quite a punch there... But, damn entertaining none-the-less...

[trekkie4life66]

Kirk could destroy a whole army of those!

[wenaolong]

Captain Kirk Owns as usual.

[marco29a]

Well done! It's a piece of art!

[nozcr]

Oh My God! It's Ron Howard's little brother! How about some Tranja?

[Idazmi7]

Borg: Adaptation will become avalible in appoximately 79 Earth year's time. At that time, the Collective will assimilate members of the Human species. Sub-note: No earlier attempts to assimilate humanity will be made.

[CAinfowarrior]

lol, there were more holes in that senario then the somali navy.

[djeec1976]

I love how the captain has to walk through the ship without a shirt on... lol You show dem ladies, Bill!

[mobilisinmobili74]

yea, a whole fleet of TNG ships got their ass kicked by the cube, but obviously one phaser blast from the REAL enterprise took it out

[MrImastinker]

As fun as this video is to watch, the Borg probably would have beamed aboard, but after meeting Kirk they'd just abandon the ship, scared they finally met another human as badass as Picard.

That or he'd bang the Borg Queen. >:D

[Makrokosmos]

@MrImastinker

back then borg women where they belonged: teh space kitchen!

[MrImastinker]

@Makrokosmos Okay, that's UNCALLED FOR.

But it IS funny!

[laharl69cirno]

@MrImastinker or both X3

[MaiBeyblader]

@MrImastinker No. That AND he'd bang the Borg Queen. :P

[TheSecondEvolution]

@MrImastinker LOL Kirk totally would bang the Borg Queen.

[pjvgt]

@TheSecondEvolution

He would destroy Borg in all-round close-quarters karate chopping those bastards, then bang the Borg queen.

[BThoreson09]

@TheSecondEvolution i know tht data did :-p

[thrakker84]

@MrImastinker And shirtlessly bludgeon dozens of drones with his bare fists, no doubt!

[MrMoorkey]

@thrakker84 and karate-chop some to the back of the neck, before dual-footed flying kicking a couple more...

[Greatdictator]

@MrImastinker prolly the later

[Docthewrench]

@MrImastinker WHO wouldnt have fucked the borg queen.... she was HOT...

[NEXUS1A]

@Docthewrench barf

[KezefAdirion]

@Docthewrench Uhhhhhh.... Maybe for someone with a Zombie fetish.... The Borg Queen was completely vomit-inducing....

[MrImastinker]

@KezefAdirion Well to be fair, Kirk is... Kirk. When it comes to women, he doesn't really give a f***. He'll just do it.

[oldford71]

@Docthewrench I completely agree..since i saw her i always had the fantasy

[invisiblejaguar1]

the borg are really intimidating. if we have first contact some day soon i hope they won't be like the borg 

[MrMichael1701]

That's what I want on my StarShip. Sulu going "All decks Alert" as if the big red lights everywhere didn't already give it awway!

[ViolentlyHappy2012]

1 word: LAME!

My gaud... I'll never get that time back.... :\

[stevelatinner]

I love how Kirk waves bye at 4:28

[BBKUS]

Kirk doesn't hold back, unlike the wusses of the 24th century. He assessed the threat and realized the cube had to be destroyed, and did it. In Q Who, had Picard not let up, he might have taken the Borg cube out before it could adapt.

[77thewaz]

@BBKUS I agree totally

[77thewaz]

I agree totally 

[Kundalini12]

That's the stupidest one of these videos I've seen, Kirk's Enterprise would've been destroyed quite easily by the borg.

[stevelatinner]

@Kundalini12 you're an idiot

[ExtremeFaithInJesus]

This reminds me of the photonic cannon in the Voyager episode, Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy.

[heymrk]

Uhura in gold? Blasphemy! lol

[Ckererec]

I love how their proximity sensor is just a big flashing red light.

Haha, i bet the phaser button is just a big kill switch.

[thefinalfrontier1701]

1:33, Kirk is the only captain that gets to run around the ship without a shirt.

[SpoiledLogic]

this was great! i felt like i was watching a new episode...wish it was real. :(

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

Well, Kirk owned that bitch. Didn't expect anything else, to be fair.

[JAGTHEGEMINI]

So wrong...

[dogdrovenorth]

"We wish to Improve ourselves."

Yeah, right. Assimilate the Enterprise and It'll set you back an hundred years.

[mknbfm]

Now if only that phaser blast worked on Voyager....

[hulkmeister23]

@mknbfm Face it, nothing on  Voyager worked.

[walmartpimp2]

Some Lens flares would have been nice.

[CaptainJahangir99]

@walmartpimp2 AHAHA very funny but no thank you! That shit new movie that they called star trek (they should of called it ipad) was full of the damn shit and it made it even worst to watch.

Long live Kirk and his Legendary Enterprise!

[axiso94]

Now only if Kirk had Riker as a first officer...

[walmartpimp2]

@axiso94 Riker would just be dead weight, 

[axiso94]

Now only if Kirk had Riker as a first officer...

[RADIXCHRISTUSMOLE]

James Tiberius Kirk is THE MAN!!!!

[WebVMan]

Giant cube in space? ANDROSS!!!!!!

[Matticus333]

Looks like Kirk wasn't bluffing about that korbalite. XD

[phantomphan28]

@Matticus333 the word is "corbomite". If you're going to use TOS terms, use them correctly

[Matticus333]

@phantomphan28 You take the term "Trekkie" to a whole new level.

[phantomphan28]

@Matticus333 that is my only goal in life. lol j/k

Bah, the Borg don't need to fear Kirk... they have The Sisco to worry about... they blew up his ship so he made one specifically designed to kill Borg... why do you think we didn't see Sisco when the Borg attacked Earth? Cuz Sisco was off doing something else lol