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  • My dear God Jeanne, I have lost track of how many times I have watched your videos  here. My husband looks at me and with a blank look says "what" and at that point, like you, my water breaks and I also am not pregnant. I go into a hysterical laughter that I start crying and just can't stop doing either at that point. My favorites are between you sending left brain to the store to get the ingredients for the pound cakes making him late for Badmitten and the Colorado river trip with the Baptists

  • There is no words to decribe the enjoyment My wife and I get from these videos, my wifes favorite is anything to do with Left Brain, and most of them get a great deal of play on my Face Book Page.

    God Bless.

  • @eagle1cdp There is no chance. But if you do, please post photos! Keep laughig! Jeanne

  • I live just north of Nanaimo on Vancouver Island. I'm 73 but if you'll do it ... I'll do it!!!

    :-)

  • left brain...hahaha!

    

  • Want to look at all the videos. How super! God bless the laughter and laughing.

  • Whenever I need to feel better, Jeanne is my go-to gal!! Watching Jeanne has added years to my life. Love you, Jeanne Robertson!

  • Is this an old Ellen DeGeneres?

  • Please tell me you will come to the Pittsburgh area. We would love to see you in person. You make me laugh till I cry. That hasn't happened to me in a long, long time. Thank you for that.

  • @MaryellenRut . Thanks Mary Ellen. The closest I'll be to Pittsboro is on May 7 at The Carlisle Theater for a "solo" show about 1 1/2 hrs in length. Do come if you can and bring all your "bestest" friends. Mother's Day weekend. Info is on my website. Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • Ever since I started to subscribe to satellite radio, I have looked forward to hearing you speak. Your stories are hysterical - and this one in particular - I think I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

  • @ccrashh Thanks. I 'precaite it. Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • the first time i hear this it was on satellite radio and i laughed it was so funny. i was wondering if you would ever be coming to the Baltimore, Md area

  • @MrDan0719 Thanks for your post & question. The Baltimore area is not on the schedule right now but I know is on the list for strong consideration for Fall. On my facebook page there is a button to push "Demand it" where you click that you'd like to have me come to your area., "Request it" would nicer but so it is :) Thanks for your interest. Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • Oh Heavens, this is so funny. I am laughing so hard my husband is asking me what is so funny. I said you have to come listen to this.....Jeanne you are absolutley hilarious! I love it. some good, clean fun! Wow....just love this

  • Any chance you'll be in the Washington DC area in the near future?

  • @ManateeDiver I sure hope so. Keep checking back at my website. All "shows" will be listed. I appreciate your interest. Jeanne

  • @ManateeDiver Manatee, :) I don't have a "show" in the D.C. area right now but I know it's being considered for next fall. On my facebook page there is a button to push "Demand it" where you click that you'd like to have me come to your area., As I've indicated in the past, "Request it" would nicer but so it is :) Thanks for your interest. I'd love to have a show in DC area. Keep laughing! Jeanne

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  • @ManateeDiver Manatee, :) I don't have a "show" in the D.C. area right now but I know it's being considered for next fall. On my facebook page there is a button to push "Demand it" where you click that you'd like to have me come to your area., As I've indicated in the past, "Request it" would nicer but so it is :) Thanks for your interest. I'd love to have a show in DC area. Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • @ManateeDiver Manatee, :) I don't have a "show" in the D.C. area right now but I know it's being considered for next fall. On my facebook page there is a button to push "Demand it" where you click that you'd like to have me come to your area., As I've indicated in the past, "Request it" would nicer but so it is :) Thanks for your interest. I'd love to have a show in DC area. Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • "and they jump in the nude"

    ...why was it suggested--by my friend...to go there after Valentines day...=_=

  • @Roxas42124 Because - my friend :) - that's the weekend that particular Bungee Jumping place hosts their annual fundraiser. Check out Bungee Jumping Nanaimo Canada.

  • LOL you are awesome Mrs. Robertson I love it!!!! And thanks for the laugh I needed that this week!

  • This is perfect for my gerontology class! I sent it to all my classmates and relatives! So funny! Thank you!

  • This is a fantasticly funny lady! Enjoy!!!

  • SPUNGEEE jumping... I like that! Could start a whole new craze!!! 

  • Oh my!!

  • This is ROFLMAO FUNNY!!!!

  • Here's a bit of Southern humor......Jeanne Robertson is absolutely wonderful.

  • When is Jeanne coming to the UK. Please! You are just fantastic and recently, watching you has been like my first discovery of Solitaire ... losing time just enjoying myself! :-)

  • Jeanne Robertson, I could take you home to mom and to her church, I think you are hilarious. Keep the good times rolling, have fun but most of all be safe. I live life as a comedy and thinks about how funny everything around me is. Come to Chandler, Arizona I bet you could get upper management to pay your way and then some. Your great and they would be sucked in.

  • I am crying this lady is wonderful. When is she coming to the Dallas, TX area? I have called all my family and friends to watch these videos. She is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lahenderson11 Thanks. I'm thrilled you & yours enjoy my work! I'll be in Dallas on Friday night, 9/17 for a show titled "Comedy with Class - Jeanne Robertson." It's at the Lakewood Theater, tkts available there or ticketmaster. If interested, hurry. Less than 50 tickets left. Info on my site. Hope to meet you there. Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • I was born in Nanaimo! (laugh) ... Thank you for the belly laugh ... that really hit the spot.

  • Jeanne Robertson you made my day. This is one of the funniest routines I have ever heard in my life. Thank you.

  • I absolutely loved listening to this lady!

  • I LOVE her! And "Left Brain" is my hero! Have a laugh ...

  • Just got this from a friend. Laughed so hard thought might dislodge a lung. Posted it on my FB page and have gotten lots of similar comments. Great Humor. I now have a new thing to say, "I laughed so hard my water broke and I wasn't even pregnant!" You go Girl! Keep it up for us snow capped citizens.

  • Oh my ever lovin' word - This woman is awesomely hilarious!!!!!!

  • To my 'senior' friends, enjoy.....sent to me by a good friend

  • This woman crached us up! LOL~ :)~

  • Hi Jeanne!...A friend sent this clip to me and I laughed so hard. I agree-people are just plain funny! I am a people greeter at the local Walmart here. I laugh everyday! Love my job, love the people. I'll share a couple of things with you .....

  • Been their & spent a lot of time in Canada & this is really the mentality...dogs, mtn bikes & tree huggers that are on this earth to have Fun....

  • Jeanne:

    This would be really funny if it wasn't so close to the truth :-)

    Great Piece.

    Canadians do have more fun !!

  • This is fantastic humor by a class act! Thank you for the inspiration and great laughs!

  • I feel exactly like this about bungee jumping as well as jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

  • Seniors at FBC Metro, this a sample of the humor, of Jeanne Robertson. We will be going Sat. July 31st to her show at Ky Opry.

  • @FaughnJack Wow! Thanks FaughnJack.  Don't know who you are but I appreciate your help in spreading the word about my show in Benton, Ky. Bring all our "bestest" friends. It's going to be fun! Keep laughing! Jeanne

  • She is wonderful! THANKS! FUNNNNNNNY!

  • Oh Jeanne! You are great! Love a good laugh!

  • An indisputable comedian. Classy, funny, sharp-hits the mark!

  • Hi Jeanne

    You are just so funny. I find myself laughing out loud. Thank you for your wonderful stories.

    I've been to Nanaimo several times. Just so you know - they do a lot of strange things there, besides 'spongee jump' in the nude; including bath tub races!

    I know of one gal who ziplines with her grand daughter. I believe she is older than you.

    Thanks again

  • Put your teeth in Martha....we're goin bungee jumpin "naked"!! Whew....needed this laugh at the end of the day :-)!!

  • omg...thank you so much for the laughter...I too think humor is the best way through life, however sometimes we forget....thanks for the reminder!!! Sharing with all my friends and looking for a show to come to....FABULOUS!!!! LOL

    Maureen

  • Jeanne: You are a gift and a treasure.  I laugh so hard, you can make a Monday seem like Christmas. Bless you

  • What a Hoot! Jeannie ,your friends at Antique Market Place have never laughed

    so hard. We love your humour.

  • Hi Jeanne, I had to write a thank you,for keeping it real, keeping it clean and always keeping it funny. Today I got a lift that I didn't think I would get again. I actually smiled today. I can do that again. It can't get much worse, so the rest of today has got to be better.  and I will keep the memory of the laughter I gained today from you in my heart. God bless. keep 'em laughing kiddo. Debbie

  • How funny. I am unalble to travel but this lady brings laughter and joy into my house!.Bless you Jeannie...Keep bring that sunshine in....If I bungie jumped, my breast would hit me so hard I would die of a self inflicked breast wound.

  • Hi Jeanne...I'm born and raised in Victoria, BC but have lived in Nanaimo for 8 of the last 10 years. Thanks for the hilarious plug! You have to admit, we live in one of the most beautiful areas on the planet though, even if we do have to tolerate "The Bungy Zone" and all the crazies willing to give that a shot..lol. God bless and keep blessing others with your humour (Canadian spelling of course)! ~ Grant

  • @G3thegreat Grant, Wonderful hearing from someone in Nanaimo! Left Brain and I had a ball when we were there. Actually, stayed longer than it sounds in the story. We love Canada and espcially that part of it - been over to Victoria several time. BEAUTIFUL! People so nice. Everyone seems to love the "Don't bungee jump naked!" and I do too. Keep 'em laughing 'up there." Jeanne

  • Can´t get enough of Jeannie! Too bad I live in Venezuela and will never get to see her in person.

  • @DagnyTaggart56 Thank s for your comment. Sorry distance might keep us from meeting "in person." Lots of shows booked in States, but so far, none in Venezuela. Keep watching and laughing! Jeanne

  • Great video!

  • This hilarious!

  • Hilarious !!!

  • HILARIOUS!!!

  • This is some good stuff! If you're having a bad day, this wll make it better!

    Thanks,

    Sam

  • Hysterical stuff!

  • I absolutely love this video. Just shows that foul language and filth is not necessary to make peole laugh.

    It is so refreshing to watch these videos, Jeanne.

    Can you, please, come to the UK please and let us hear good, clean comedy for a change?

    Fantastic. I have not laughed like this for years.

    Liony

  • hey, she made ME laugh!

  • Too funny.. "Left Brain" must have had lots-o-laughs in his days....

  • Thanks Jeannie for the best laugh ever! I live in Australia and have only just discovered you - I am sharing these videos with everyone I can! You are so funny - I am exhausted from laughing so hard! The Bungee jumping story had me on the FLOOR!!

  • Astoundingly miraculous! YOU, my dear, got my flat-liner of a hubby to burst OUT LOUD with laughter! Thus, I will send this to the farthest reaches of my world and make a bee line for your web sight.

  • Astoundingly miraculous! YOU, my dear, got my flat-liner of a hubby to burst OUT LOUD with laughter! Thus, I will send this to the farthest reaches of my world and make a bee line for your web sight.

  • She's wonderful!!!

  • No need to refer to her as "this old gal". She is sharper than many younger than her.

    She deserves a raise. You go girl!!!

  • I like the one about the bungi jump!

  • ROFL! Left Brain!!

  • No four letter or dirty words, this gal is a true comedian.

  • seriosly funny love it love it

  • LOL I know my oldest sister would love this!!

  • This old girl is great, We need more good clean stand up commedians

  • LMAO.... Jeanne is AWESOME. She needs an HBO special.

  • @TheHazCat :

    HBO special, then a sitcom, if it's written well. She's a natural. LOL

  • Wonderful humor! You go girl!

  • I laughed 'till I cried. I needed thatIIII

  • Like Larry the Cable guy say's .....That's funny right there...I don't care who you are!!

  • I swim in that river every summer and its so nice!

  • yeh that was pretty great lol.

  • Now that was funny!!

  • Love her!

  • What a hoot! Where has she been?

  • very funny

  • Thank You I needed to laugh today, and you did it for me.

  • lol

  • haa ha h ah hah ha ha ha now that is funny

  • Really cute! LOL!

  • What a hoot! Good looking, funny gal. Who said seniors don't have fun. Loved it!

  • Milady you are fantastic! I hope to see you live one day!!!

  • I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I have never heard of her but hope to hear more of her stuff. Great video.

  • That was funny!

  • Why haven't I heard or seen this great comedienne? This is the most I have laughed in years! Outstanding and family friendly.

  • I bungee jumped naked in Nanaimo almost every year since 2000, until I moved out of the country. My brother still takes a group of friends every year. You see a wide spectrum of people from college kids to grayhairs with walkers. It's great fun!!!

  • Fabulous! I laughed till I cried! She is terrific! I live near Nanaimo btw.

  • Funniest routine I've seen in ages!!

  • She is wonderful.

  • Wow......she is one fine lady. So good to see Triage folk can still rock......inspiring!!!!!!

  • We use Jeanne's videos on senior bus trips. Everybody enjoys listening to her.

  • NOW I know where I knew this wonderful lady from... she was MISS NORTH CAROLINA when I was in high school. You go girl! You still make NC proud! :-)

  • Wonderful!!! I really did "LOL" when the water broke. :-)

  • I laughed until I cried!!

  • Maybe one night she may be on late night TV..

  • you are a very funny lady...

  • OMG...I have never heard of her before...that is one of the funniest things I have ever seen bar none! I am crying laughing. Spongy jump...LOL!

  • LOL. I could listen to this woman speak all day...That accent makes the whole bit so much funnier :)

  • Something just broke on me as well!!! And I have no idea what it was! Hysterical, clean comedy...Love It

  • I laughed until I cried...

  • This woman is absolute proof it is not necessary to have a filthy-potty mouth to pretend to be a comedian. She must come from the Bill Cosby school of comic entertaining. Great entertainment!!!

  • She makes getting older sound interesting and fun, instead of just plain reality.Laughed like I haven't for a few years. Thanks.

  • Left Brain's protest about his teeth made my water break.

  • Jeanne Robertson is the antidote to the bad economy!!!

  • Is she saying her husband was named "Left Brain?"

  • She is really worth watching. Funny, funny.

  • ROTFLMAO 5 stars

  • Ooops - my water just broke too! (not pregnant either) Wonderful!

  • "We might could knock a few things back in place!" ROFLMAO!!!

    funny funny stuff!

    I laughed so hard my water broke and I wasn't even pregnant!

  • Too, too funny. This woman is a treasure!

  • Haha, I saw her yesterday at that fancy dinner last night. She was amazing.

  • OMG too funny!

  • This lady is hilarious, I've never heard of her before. Definitely a keeper.

  • Thanks for the laughs. The economy is so bad, I needed something to laugh about. Loved it! LOL  :-)

  • My water almost broke watching this.. OMG! She is really FUNNY!

  • That was just adorable. Sending it on :)

  • 5 Stars!

  • This lady is fabulous!

  • ˇerrifically funny and classy!

  • Hilarious Jeanne ! We need more comedians like you. I haven't laughed that hard in a VERY long time! I want more! =)

  • I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Too funny

  • that was great!!

  • Sooooo funny. Great material. Loved every minute. Thanks for the laugh.

    Regards, Ed

  • Jeanne you are a very talented lady...I am a 33 year old Man and as they say very "hip" to the now.....and you are hilarious to any age group without a doubt. Can't wait to watch more of you.

  • Funny Lady!

  • MORE! She is one of the best comedians ever.

  • Loved it!

  • Great talent, enjoyed her very much

  • What a treat! I have not laughed this much in a long, long time! Such joy! Great humor.

  • Are you the same Jeanne Robertson who, just a few years ago, was Miss NC and who won "Miss Congeniality" in the Miss America pageant?

  • One in the same. And if you remember me, you have just given your age away. That was 46 yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs ago. Keep Laughing! Jeanne

  • oh, I love good, clean humor....I have tears running down my face ! we need more humor like Jeanne's !

  • Thank you sooo much for making me laugh! You have funny bones!

  • Gee a comedian that doesn't have to swear, be vulgar or anything! We need more comedians like her!! Thank you for being funny without offending!

  • This woman is brilliant

  • You go girl!!! You've got talent and you should get on the show.

    moblou

  • She is also a former Miss North Carolina

  • Brilliant! And no swearing!!!

  • Doesn't it just feel good to really laugh and laugh?  And I mean hard. With all that's going on in the world, I need to watch Jeanne Robertson more; just take myself away for a little while. Thanks Jeanne!

  • wow...this is great...and i have to say that she is beautiful too. Smart and sexy...darnit...this 33year old would be in TrouBLE if i ever ran into her face 2 face.

  • Too funny! She's pretty too !

  • Hilarious Jeanne just plain hilarious!! Love ya - Missy

  • I have heard and seen this very funny lady for years. She is an Alpha Gam from Auburn and has entertained at our conventions.

  • Thanks. I certainly am an Alpha Gam and indeed from Auburn. Thanks for being part of such terrific audiences at the AGD conventions. Keep 'em laughing! Loyally, Jeanne

  • that was great need a good laugh ty

  • How long has our misleadia media been missing her?

    I wish more people will get to see her! Great not to

    hear any cursing! Yeah! Fresh new old talent! A TREAT!

  • She is too funny... Im lucky I didn't p my pants....

  • OH! The mental picture! Ahahahahahahah- LOL

  • Great story!

  • very funny

  • This lady is wonderful, and so very, very funny!

  • And she didn't have to rely on bad language to get a laugh!!! That's talent!!!

  • AWSUM!

    MOOZ

  • Brilliant.

  • Very comical i enjoyed it very much .....Thank you Geena for sending to me.......Colin.

  • THAK YOU THANK YOU!! A friend sent this to me and my Mama NEEDS to see this!! SHE WILL LAUGH SO HARD AND IT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE NEEDS RIGHT NOW! OMG....I just fell out laughing at the last statement!!! GOING TO BUY VIDEO! GOD BLESS...ALL FOR LOVE, Pam

  • She's a daisy! I laughed so hard my stomach ached! I sent this one around to my buddies. What a refreshing comedienne.

    GMac

  • You are a riot... THanks...

  • finally a comedienne middle-aged women can enjoy

  • SUPER GREAT

  • This is priceless...Thank you for posting!!!!

  • OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! too funny!!!!!

  • she is GOOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG where has this woman been all my life. OMG OMG OMG I laughed so hard...my belly hurts big time.