Redefining TV Fakery (Warning: Includes Smoking Fetish)

[Maricely1]

lol this video kind of made me horny d

[AnonymousCommentator]

Dude! Me love you long time!

Thank you!

VERY GOOD mixes!

[GnosticNinja]

Every time I see it, I say DAMN that bridge is HUGE! 1:23

[PollenB]

nicotine!

[atwitsend]

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth.

President John F. Kennedy: Remarks at Amherst College, October 26, 1963

[heavyplastician]

WOW! That's probably the best comment ever! Coincidence wants that I'm just in the process of mashing a 1963 clip of Coltrane with scottishcream and Travis Barker doing his own version of Crank That, wicked!

[blaQriot]

i agree dude, great comment and great quote

[TodMcInerney]

Great quote ... and its well deserved.

Heavyplastician ... finding new ways to make video clips will renourish the roots of the 911 TV Fakery Culture.

[heavyplastician]

Thanks a lot, I might be Dutch but I love comments like these!

[DimensionEye]

Americans bask in a state of denial. We believe we are in the home of the free and the land of the brave, yet we live in one of the most controlled societies on the planet; it is a terrine without walls.

The ultimate terrine in a society is not control by marshal law; it is control by the psychological manipulation of what consciousness is and how reality is defined so that those who exist within it do not even realize they are in prison.

[twhichy]

Yr rapidly becoming my favorite youtuber! This was great. I liked the first half better.

In the future, I recommend that you fluctuate the background music levels a little more so that voices can be more clear/audible at appropriate moments.

[heavyplastician]

Did you notice I've been using your "PsychOut" video in another mashup?

Nice to get some constructive feedback, I'm getting a little sloppy with the sound. Have you seen the source video? Bad sound is hard to fix you know.

Strange there aren't any debunkers, planehuggers around who're spamming my ramble-box, it's too quiet in here, or maybe the gang didn't locate me yet!

[nameofthepen]

Awesome! Thanks jupiter for the fab share! 5*s

[heavyplastician]

Cool, thanks! I first thought you were referring to the planet "Jupiter" hahahaaa, but you mean jupiterjjrm.

[nameofthepen]

Plastictician - I hear moooosic from the planets...:D

[heavyplastician]

Yes I know, I hear it too!

/watch?v=ZU7_oymmiNI

[nameofthepen]

plastician - Compelling; awe-inspiring! Totally lovely. Wow. Thank YOU! Made my day. :)

[jupiterjjrm]

Genius.  Ya got talent, bud!

[heavyplastician]

Too bad that No-Planes make No-Money!

[greatbenwa]

COOL!!! THANKS HEAVY!!!!!

[heavyplastician]

I'd better thank you for your great ears bro! I'll be using your stuff a lot in the future, awesome!

[003lusive]

Fortune Cookie and Jasmine TEA !

[apocalypsynch]

How do we know these are real Paulagloria posts? I have yet to see a video announcing the reclamation of her identity. If these here are fake, they're pretty convincing. :)

[003lusive]

the orgasms are not faked

[heavyplastician]

LOLZ Proof?!?!

[003lusive]

this video rocks, its like a great chinese dish, some sweet, some sour. love the alex jones faces.

[heavyplastician]

Want some chop sticks and hot sauce with that?

[heavyplastician]

LOL I was thinking the same fu*king thing bro! Already sent her an email for confirmation! Thanks for the heads up!

[heavyplastician]

I wasn't sure if I could use the intro-dancing-Hitler part, but it does work out great! I already had to delete one "swastika-spamming-nazi" from this ramble-box! LOL

[003lusive]

Mel Brooks says "its Springtime for Hitler!"

[paulagloria]

sorry about this heavy P it is part of my tantric (mis)following....salvaging a beautiful yantra can only be done by the true artists although this one is facing as Hitler and the entire country of India has it....the other way American Indians although we all needs to learn flexibility

[heavyplastician]

There's mantra in this as well, videos are excellent vehicles for the mind. (That's also why television is bad for you because it drowns the viewer in these "bad vibes") I think "flexibility" is a good term in this, no need to give up on the things that are positive to begin with. Don't be sorry for anything P! You went in there with good intentions, looked around, internalized what you needed and got out. It is YOU that makes it real, "Brown shoes don't make it, quit school don't fake it"

[apocalypsynch]

FANTASTIC, Plastic!!!!

5 stars.

[heavyplastician]

/watch?v=WfKZRjL_jHo

[paulagloria]

so you checked out my last upload? at 2:35 is the guy I had the hour long orgasm with (one does tend to get sentimental over such shared experiences....oddly enough it was the perspective of how much MORE a man and woman can share that made that huge experience actually tragic....grief work....ahh the path of shakti...the path of power

[heavyplastician]

The feminine energies sadly scare most of the not so feminine man, but when he understands and sees its beauty it will only empower him. I watch all your stuff! (I still have a lot of them to go since I found you not that long ago.)

[paulagloria]

no masculine understands it and oddly enough transgression is a step....I only saw that recently

[heavyplastician]

The magic is in the two combined of course, energies need to be able to flow else it's no use, you'll only spill your drink (mana) on the floor, both sides need to be aware of and agree to that flow.

[heavyplastician]

View count frozen on: "248" views since 15:00 hours local Dutch (Amsterdam) time, while the comments and ratings keep increasing!(?) Come on YouTube, I know you don't want me on that first page! Then don't include me in your dull "Most Viewed List" in the first place, DOH!

[heavyplastician]

Thank you! ^^ I wasn't kidding about this "Most Viewed List", just un-list me please!

[jupiterjjrm]

3:00am Dutch time: 371 views. Keep'em coming bro.

[heavyplastician]

Stuck on 371 views for a while though...I'm keeping an eye on them, like they're keeping an eye on me! Last two weeks they're keeping me from the first page of the most viewed dutch directors, I'm going to start taking screenshots next week to prove my point. (Should I even bother? But then, they're off by more than a thousand hits....that's not by accident!)

[NormanSweetcream]

I have screenshots to disprove this "youtube hacks view counts" argument. I'm certainly no fan of YT but this argument is completely bogus from what I can tell. They're not hacking and freezing our view counts or the view counts of Ron Paul videos. They're just not. It's bogus. It's just technical sluggishness, etc. But I may be wrong.

[heavyplastician]

Let's keep it at some technical incapability on the side of the YT system, whtvr. But I'm going to prove my point one of these days!

[heavyplastician]

Ok, good example to check out (now 16:32 Dutch Time) goto my profile and click on the "#13 - Most Viewed (Today) - Directors - Netherlands" and see if you can find me there, oops I'm not there! LOL

[NormanSweetcream]

You know when you go into your 'Account' you can see your "total video views"... Yeah, okay, well only the account owner can see that number. Do you think YouTube would hack that number? I kept getting video comments (thus views) yesterday but everytime I looked at my total video view number it was the SAME! Dun-duh-dunnnnn! In exactly the same way the any particular vid's views might freeze for a while my private total view count was froze yesterday. Now tell me why they'd hack a private stat?

[heavyplastician]

They don't want me on the first page of the most viewed Dutch directors, my guess.

[DABIGRAGU1]

Hey great post, love the "warning" too.

5*/FAV/Sub

[heavyplastician]

Thanks, I'd really like to smoke one with her!

[photofu]

this is fabulous, i really like your editing skills, i am jealous.......

[heavyplastician]

Don't be, it's about how much time you're willing to put into it, you can do this too and better! (wanna bet?)

[photofu]

this makes work alot easier replying to comments and such. i don't even have a video camera, i do have a still camera though, maybe i could do stills, but those are boring. ehhhh.....

[heavyplastician]

You don't see me in my vids, do you? That's because I don't have a video camera either! I crawl the internets for my footage and rip it! LOL Stills are cool for additional input and backgrounds, like the one I drag all over the place in "Polaroid Fly-by Mashing".

[NormanSweetcream]

She's a tease... I wanted to teach her how to edit a few months ago... Oh wait, I think it was a Mac/PC thing. I still say you and I, Heavy P, should collaborate or do some sort of contest or something. The winner gets a booty shake video from photfu. Ha.

[heavyplastician]

Ok that sounds good, now ask photofu if she wants to support it with some shaking! How are we going to collaborate, any ideas?

[NormanSweetcream]

My idea right now would be- we pick some source material we both like and one of us does something with it... sends it to the other- they do a remix and send it back- the first one remixes that mix and sends it back, etc. We could pick a set number of times back and forth or whatever, or 'til we both have a mix we're happy with and present them as our final works and let photofu or whoever pick their favorite. Or, any other ideas you may have... I'm open.

[heavyplastician]

Cool, lets start with that, now we need some source material to start with, we could ask somebody to pick it for us(?)

[911censored]

highly recommended from new TOP100,

here sampled from:

35 (NEW)

AUDIO F*CKERY (Pt. 1 -3 )

From: greatbenwa

(1 Wks On)

Added: April 26, 2008

/watch?v=UaQBzoSt3QM

/watch?v=0nPmXEVMzEE

/watch?v=DXTR9BxO-9I

[911censored]

check out also the latest screwloose fone hecklivism from troy for voice samplings against Bechtel/Unity Churcher Richard "thermite" Gage:

66 (NEW)

Richard Gage: Truth Machine

From: kookloons/Troy

Added: April 26, 2008

(1 Wks On)

/watch?v=z3olL6B37kE

[troy calls Richard Gage]

[heavyplastician]

Great, thanks!

[heavyplastician]

Seen them, yeah very good indeed! We should get a "Scream-Print" for those, she's in all those clips hahahaaa! New term coined by GR8BENWA: "AUDIO-FU*KERY" (I thik I used bits from part 2 in this mashy, part 3 wasn't there yet when I was editing last night)

[911censored]

this is a GENIUS MASH!! wow, u picked up from the "penis hit [vanished behind] the tower" meme ;

[heavyplastician]

Is that video called the "penis hit [vanished behind] the tower", I didn't know that! LOL

[911censored]

rofl who is the "21" dude ; ?

[heavyplastician]

It's from a Dutch trio that made the best television EVER, they call themselves "Jiskefet" and the "21" dude's real name is Michiel Romeyn, you'll probably be able to understand Dutch (it's more easy than German) you should try some "Jiskefet", start with this one: /watch?v=bV94tch4dMQ (Paula should watch this one too!)

[911censored]

heh i will get back to u with the boyz from brazil ; planning here new mashup "der ewige truthling 2008 -vj nicohitler mix "

[heavyplastician]

Sounds like it's going to be a bloody one, or are you going for a clean "digital gassing"?

[jackp6]

Great!

btw...is the first musicpart Wagner?

[heavyplastician]

Could be, but then it's a Chinese "remake", I took it from a video "CCTV 2008 Chinese Spring Festival" (the dancing girls in yellow) /watch?v=FLfQK4eXoig

[NormanSweetcream]

you should check out 'Emperor's Main Course' by Kid Koala if you haven't already

[heavyplastician]

Kid Koala rocks! I will deff. check it out.

[wasy35]

its like a movie, great viewing, thanks and peace. the girl is photofu, in my vids.

[heavyplastician]

I get it now, sorry for that!

[wasy35]

why sorry? she will be happy. she knows about you so she will probably watch this, or even may be a sub. of yours.

[heavyplastician]

I said sorry because I thought you were her, photofu subbed me a while back and I should have posted that "You'll be fully corrupted in my next mash!" on her Tube instead, not too late yet, I'll just replace the "will be" with "are"!

PEACE

[paulagloria]

great but a few corrections...wasy35 is the boyfriend of the lady you showed and he in in the book of the living for having been a food donor to the Warren 12 project (which has moved over to Gramercy Park who still needs those donations) maybe ppl can ask their rich daddy's and in the process spread the REALITY of the message....also I don't think a guy who is turned on by a beautiful woman is a pervert..I think the shoe thing w/ alex could get that title too! yeah wow!

[heavyplastician]

Ok, I'll fix that 'error', I really thought she was Wasy35....oops!

[911censored]

i think wasy35, one of Warren12 team's former food donators is a good office buddy of photofu, who is in the CA area. I work with her on some VJ mashup gig in San Francisco area ;

great mash here it seems but i am getting sabotaged to watch it since this morning with a hardwareBionicHackOP and paula's mismanagementSelfOP !!$##$

[heavyplastician]

LOL Computer problems? Try talking nicely to it when it won't comply, it's sensitive bionics you know?!?! Else ask me, I know some about getting puters in line!

[paulagloria]

ah-h-h- and a way with the ladies too I bet...

[heavyplastician]

Only those that Plastic finds "plasticless" enough....uhhhm doesn't make for many though!

Loved one, lost one, but hey I don't have to tell you how that goes, you're (or I should say "I'm") much like you it seems.

[youzurk]

great video

[heavyplastician]

Grazie!

[heavyplastician]

WTF!?!? The view count has gone crazy, I uploaded it 15 minutes ago!

(YouTube feels guilty for keeping me off the first page perhaps?...LOL)

[NormanSweetcream]

people dig hot girls smoking!

personally it's such a turn off, but hey...

whatever floats their boat