Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Definitions

[70scarrestoguy]

Here's a new one for Foxworthy. Did you hear the one about the Missouri "Redneck" who was having difficulty drilling a hole through an exterior wall while attempting to install a new satellite dish system? The drilling wasn't going as easily as he hoped it would.So he takes his .22cal pistol & fires two shots into the partially drilled hole to complete the hole through the wall.Besides the obvious problem with that scenario, his wife was standing outside waiting for him to finish drilling the-

[70scarrestoguy]

@70scarrestoguy hole & pass the cable through the wall to her. The bullet struck her in the chest & she died from the gunshot wound to her chest. To be honest; I had first thought somebody was leading up to "You might be a Redneck" video but it's for real. You might be a "Redneck" if you accidentally killed your wife while shooting a .22 cal hole through the wall to route the cables for your satellite dish system.

[derektractors123]

Well i see you brought a 12 pack. Why you hould take four and give mediate!

[MrMonopoly288]

north is not better in any way its a bunch of stuck up snobs that don't give a shit about anyone down in the south every one is nice to each other till u piss us off and by the way we got better every thing then u city boys do get.

[xXEL1T35N1P3ZXx]

@MrMonopoly288 hey fuck u i live in the north but i don't live in a city my town has a population of 94 people

[fnsawgun]

@MrMonopoly288 not everyone lives in the city in the north. i lived there once. than i got pissed off that i cant hunt so i just moved to the south (oregon) and everyone i so cool and they help me make my moon shine and tell me good spot on were to hunt

[sudmalis100]

A racist white term would be cracker. Rednecks are proud, loud people. I'm not one but my grandpa was. He was a great man. I'm not proud of everything my state has done, but I'm still proud of her

[dudewhereami56]

hahaha you guys are so fucking protective, good lord, and if one "side" has to be better it would be the north. better sports teams. better food. better heritage and nation history, so yep, south can shove it. but they do have so funny comedians

[doctorw2]

racist backward barbaric ignorant red necks, i will never visit the american south ever again they had the bloody cheek to make fun of my accent when they use the most ham fisted english!

[artmelik]

funny

[Hot293wildcat]

I have all three!!

[Lavenderrose73]

Oh that is funny as heck! Totally reminds me of my Air Force days, when I got VERY EXPOSED to Jeff Foxworthy and Country Music. Lol

[MATjPHIILIIPPSS]

Fuuck rednecks

[Mscountrygal13]

@MATjPHIILIIPPSS WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT FUCK REDNECKS? FUCK YOU MAN! IM A REDNECK AND DAMN PROUD

[bloodhounds661995]

@Mscountrygal13 Hell yeah! Being a redneck is way better than being a uptight yankee.

[Mscountrygal13]

@bloodhounds661995 thank you

[NverEnoughDeathMetal]

Why is "redneck" allowed to be said on TV media but "nigger" is censored?

[troellie1]

@NverEnoughDeathMetal cuz no one gives a crap if someone says redneck...

[Semperparatusvideos]

@NverEnoughDeathMetal thats because, redneck is not a bad term lol...dude you know that rednecks like being called rednecks right? it means your a hard working american that an't afraid to show it. I think your thinking of the words "white trash" now that the bad slang for white people. Redneck is not its a thing to be proud of.

[Lavenderrose73]

@Semperparatusvideos I can understand why he would wonder that. I've heard some people (who aren't) use the term "Redneck" in a derogatory fashion so it's my guess that if you call someone a redneck and they are, it's not going to matter; they're cool with it. If you call someone that and they're NOT, they might get mad at you. Kinda like asking a lady if she's pregnant: you better hope she is!

[bloodhounds661995]

@NverEnoughDeathMetal

Because redneck isn't racist. 

[NverEnoughDeathMetal]

@bloodhounds661995 have you ever thought why "nigger" qualifies as racist but that "redneck" does not?

[emjee]

@bloodhounds661995 How 'bout "Whitey"?

[bloodhounds661995]

@emjee

That's not racist either.

Who the hell says whitey any more?

[spiceytexn]

my fave redneck word: SENSUOUS Since you was up, get me a beer? Sensuous up, me a beer

[honeybun33]

im a redneck ... and proud

[sheriffdoodle]

rednecks

[mwelsh429]

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[paikmendez]

last time i laughed to jeff foxworthy was in 92. and he was pretty lame then. but back then it was funny for a comedian to make fun of stereotypes and groups like rednecks. nowadays nobody laughs at that shit. it's too played out. for the past 15 years or more!?

[pauku1aj]

im a redneck i get it

[chucknorrisrulez123]

Redneck word of the day:JAPANESE

Definitioin:Everyone knows you went skinny dipping,because you forgot to put ja-panese back on!

[Freebird4rever]

Redneck Pride

[AnimalLover1977]

Redneck word of the day: OBAMA

Definition : I bought me a bag of weed and smoked it Obama self !"

[stilSHQIP]

@AnimalLover1977 Came up with that yourself? Great ONE.

[AceripXF]

omg @ sandwhich rotflmao!!

[zsezse215]

How bout poo poo platter philipnute com

[ps3girlgamer1990]

my bathing suit was full of sand wich made my butt itch roflmao

[JayBGeorge]

cbs greedy bastards money corp pigs

[gedaman]

Rachel Ray is not a chef. I want to see Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray in a Celebrity Boxing Match. That would be sweet. Paula Deen could be Martha's backup. Rachel could have a skinny fake chef on her side as well.

[IAteFire]

ladys and gentle men the live-action Ned Flanders

[TheKloxie]

Ly-kat thats how ya do it just likat

[Peeples922]

Jeff is the best! ang Rachael is just hot!!!

[str8outtatexas1]

fucking corny ass.dry ass,bland,vanilla,repetitive "get her done" bullshit. i guess you have to be a different breed to understand shit like this.

[jordan19862000]

@str8outtatexas1 Let me guess, you are an English Major?

[CountryGirl3024]

@str8outtatexas1 Its get er done on h on that one.

[CountryGirl3024]

@str8outtatexas1 Its get er done no h on that one. 

[KikiC423]

@str8outtatexas1 It's "git 'er done", idiot. And Foxworthy doesn't even do the "git 'er done" skits, Larry the Cable Guy does.

[xtpuller]

Jeet? As in "did*ja*eat"

[keelsfamily]

lol

[krimzonkobra]

Sell out hack comedian



[riverlifeva]

you left out the best one Rasin bread ; as in (rays inbread);)

[zyggiest]

Jeff's a high tech redneck, he has an iphone app - Mobile redneck!

[HowlingWolf518]

Gotta love redneck humour. Especially when said redneck is not trying to be funny.

[puckmstr12345]

rachel ray's husband should hit her for not shutting up

[PollyPeachum3penny]

lol

sandwich

[clbsiss]

Jeff =talks for one minute

RR=talks for rest of day

[magnacore11]

Like Jeff Foxworthy...HATE Racheal Ray!! =D

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

WTF does me being canadian have to do with anything? just because you wouldn't know good comedy if it crawled up your ass and laid eggs that don't mean you can make fun of one of the greatest nations of all time.

[futurememberUSN]

USA kicks ass

[nosbig173]

fucking right

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

Generally, generally. Boy howdy I love Bo, Luke, Daisy Duke and the General Lee

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

stfu. eat shit

[aclayton111]

he forgot mayonays,

as in man ays a lotta people here ...lols

[cocolahtay]

my fav is european on my shoe

[edamfour]

lol jeff i so funny!!! i love him

[adogwithahandgranade]

rachel ray sucks

[Mapanatl]

@adogwithahandgranade Oh Good!

[edamfour]

omg i want this book so i can dun did speak englis (lol) (JK)

[KidKayos09]

ive done did that lmao

[animeFREAK076]

jeff foxworthy is awesome