Dane Cook - BK Lounge Burger King

[feverfew246]

its even more hilarious if you actually work drive thru because you know EXACTLY where he's coming from! XD

[ryguy2487]

@sluttynuts go fuck those pickles you ordered cause you're an asshole!

[JTrocks9]

Funny thing is, Dane Cook just tweeted "Burger King aka BK Lounge aka The Whopper Lair is now delivering. Finally, I'll get to hear them scream into my intercom."

[Lightn0x]

It's weird how Dane looks like any other stickman I've known ..

[sluttynuts]

dane cook is a hack :( i find it so hard to laugh at his jokes

[0utNumb3red]

dane cook is a silly bitch

[ouellette001]

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HATE DANE COOK?!?!?!?!

[skaloon]

@ouellette001

cause people hate other people succes. they can't stand that someone is succesful

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

people talk a lot of shit about this guy.. this was a funny bit though

[Kleinaus000]

While watching the video. Press 6 6 6 6 7. Sheer Awesomeness!

[MA5T3Rification]

@Kleinaus000 rofl

[blondiebfax]

Where do I go?

[salroumon]

you will see a guy in a yellow poncho his name is hank he take you to the whoper layer

[schusta677]

I like the part where he stole all of Louie CKs jokes.

[bledsoe60]

@schusta677 I liked the part where you die in a hole and Louise C.K, punched you in the face :)

[schusta677]

@bledsoe60 that comment doesnt make any sense for what i wrote... are you delayed?

[LyricsSwag]

WHOPPER!. . .WHOPPER NO ONION!. . .LARGE FRY MUTHAFUCKA!

[Joshtika18]

Ah, the old YouTUbe days, when all you needed to get views was MSpaint, Google Image, and an imagination...(seriously, wtf is up with the "proffesional youtuber" BS?)

[longsolid9]

I remember how I saw this video back in 2007, its just great to come back to the videos I used to watch

[jorge1231245]

shut up u suk ur not funny

[kayjaybean]

Random bun seeds clip :)

[jojoXeline]

my jaw is loosen....

[sarahLOVEchild]

This Vid Is Fuxkin Epic !

[RGGiRLNYC]

Sweet and sour sauce all over my pussyyy lmaoooo

[Kairi2715]

Im dieing laughing XD

[DaynaHwayc403]

so schaut mich an bin ein frosch

[shadowsgrl36048]

Dear Haters,

Look at the dislike bar. Now look at your d*ck. SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?! xDD

Love, Society

[DanielFenf806]

na wer is deutsch

[gagalilmonstergaga]

.......... but where do i go?!



[carpediem8i8]

WHAT THE FUCK IS COUPS????!!!

[aprilsitaly]

@carpediem8i8 Short for coupons I would assume.

[lvbrtny]

@carpediem8i8 COUPONS*?!

[GameDoctor21]

asian was hawtie

[iRider1]

still freakin funny

[kaycie92]

i came here to hear "WHOPPEEERRR!!!!"

[wjrshepherd10]

Mumbles, Chicken tenders...Sweet & Sour sauce on my pussy!!! XDDD By far the best part!!!!

[cristianoronaldo715]

404 people work at mcdonalds

[cmauffray1]

pickles...pickles on my pickles...extra extra pickly pickles...

[TigerSwipes]

why did u draw a dick

[BVB741852963]

Not without coups... not without coups baby! XD

[VanillaEyes05]

the way he says cheese and pickels and bun seed has me ROLLIN XD

[MLGxAnubisx]

ok that will be 3.75 mam......were do i go? WTf!!?!?!?!?! follow the one fuckin road your on..

[HarrisonLaine12]

When he said Skid Row, I lost ot.

[Cartoonothing]

sweet n sour sauce on my pusseh

[crystaloscuro]

WHOPPER!!!

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!

[totoyman1]

i laughed so much CHEES PICKLES!!!

[playerdepimp]

sauce on my pussy!!! lol

[ticklemepink188]

After working at McDonald's, I fully understand this!

Story of my life, Dane Cook...Storry of my life!

[Pistach09]

Where Do i Go?



[isingfashion]

2:28 lol the exclaimation points!

[monkeymia4]

I listened to this while in McDonald last night .. yes I did it ..and was crying laughing. I think the person felt bad when I accidentally shouted WHOPPER!

[Scubasteve19191]

LARGE FRY MUTHAFUCKA!

[kayjaybean]

@Scubasteve19191 I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING!

[JELLYYYY1]

The picklesssssss!

[pravkdey]

OMG NICE ANNOTATIONS XDXDXDXDXDD!!!

[Scarzo14]

Am i the only one that imagines dane saying"Whos the Burger King now? Whos the Burger King!" Whenever he's having sex with a woman?

[jbb563]

press to hear

1.) coops

2.) he would put me on drivethrough

3.) ears here

4.) seagull mating call

5.) im seventh

6.) sex noise

7.) my pussy

8.) goat noise

9.) texaco station

[texcavy]

@jbb563 What about the Pickles? Did I miss it?

[jaspersen219]

after this i yelled at the burger king drive through, it was an expierience

[Safmael]

401 people who watched this video were deaf

[Armando23Cabrera]

Funniest video on Youtube of Dane Cook Hands down, props to the crew who worked on this

[Chadner]

Wow the asian chick was hot!

[Scarzo14]

I'd molest Dane via drive through anyday....no homo?

[ModernFrenetic]

turns out his brother really was a dick lol owned

[ForceMaximus84]

399 people got lost in the Whopper Lair.

[Kape56]

@ForceMaximus84 good hopefully you do too faggot

[ForceMaximus84]

@Kape56 Why would you say that if you agree with me, idiot?

[sherkeis1992]

lol i LOVE the animation!

[gta4nova]

wher can u downlode this 

[shawnmcfadden6900]

@gta4nova itunes or illegally like most people do.

[ThePoopWeen]

lmfao

[Dumbodog4]

omfg couldnt stop laughing at the end. Dane cook is one of my favorite comedians

[Punnisher14]

Bun seeds haha lol

[frenchcrusade]

holy crap man this guy is actually funny i dont know whats the problem whit everyone saying he sucks

[criscarag]

lets rock mother f####a

[angelandquentin]

WHOPPER (pause) WHOPPER NO ONIONS



[GarnetLoverLKN2006]

Ahahaha Lost "where do I go?" :)

[MrReply616]

where do i go???????

[SaimonPSmith121]

He should have had the lady drive around, take her pickles and cheese (and sweet and sour sauce), and gtfo.

[Scarzo14]

Chicken Tenders....sweet sour sauce on my pussy LMAO XD

[Moderninja2]

pickles on my pickles. uh extra extra pickless pickles...

[sassy10388]

Dane: hi welcome to burger king may i take your orde...

man: WHOOOOOPPPPPPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR­RR

dane: sir..

man: WHOPEEER NO ONIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LMFAO!!!!

i went to busstation....i thought about this the burst out laughing wen its like dead silent...every one is like ????WDF??

[booboowilson10101]

@heavenandhellcalling There are barely any more Texaco stations!

[ConstantineRobbins]

@Indy096 @abelopez64 @miriamhinata @KathieLovesSkittles @BattalionRider @nosondre @africanlegs @SuperCodster13

I Gat IT AVERYoine I gat IT I FANNALY GAT IT!

O Don''t GAt IT???

[KathieLovesSkittles]

No matter how many times I watch this, I can't stop laughing. x)

[miriamhinata]

this is sooo funny XD lol i love Dane Cook he rocks. and he's hilarious! thanks for putting this vid up

[Indy096]

Ok goto the texico staion take a right ull see a man in a yellow poncho his name is hank hell take u to the whopper lair thats where u go

[abelopez64]

sweet sour sauce on my pusssy hahaha

[nosondre]

That was great! The images, the editing. I love that skit!

[BattalionRider]

398 people got put on drive thru

[africanlegs]

funniest dane cook skit!!!!

[Ilovejesus867]

I tried this at a Burger King.

Maybe I should have gone thru the drive-though....

[NellieForbush]

@SuperCodster13 2006

[lindsayinwonderland]

picklessss on my pickles

[Greggyc92]

he thought he was THE BURGER KING

[EducatedArtist618]

you stay on the one f*ckin road you're on to me.....lol.

[rangerbylaw]

he's so bad

[Luke100Skystalker]

Dane: Hi, welcome to Burger King! May I please take your order?

Customer: WWWHHOPPPPERRRRRRRR!!!!11!!1!

Dane: Sir, p-

Customer: WWHHOOOOPPPERRRR NO ONIOOOONNNNSSS!~!!!11!11!1!!!!­!!

[snewso]

@dachauwoceht proof of how stupid dane cook fans are. 

[XfarglesX]

@snewso that makes absolutely no sense at all. If anything you are stupid, cause your "proof" is not proof at all

[Jaecii96]

daaaaaaaaaaaaane, lets go to the whopper lair daaaaane;3

[14lalalalover]

where do i go

[obsoletesaturn]

let's rock motherfucker

[Vincrecia]

PICKLES ON MY PICKLES.

[Ilovejesus867]

Ha.

[senagrl]

lol, I HATED working at Burger King.

[EatTheSock42]

i enjoy the smell of unicorns

[robinbcovers]

AND THE PICKLES. AND THE PICKLES.

[TheVozderazon]

the sweet and sour sauce part lmaoooo

[NickRussian14]

1:10 "Large Fry Mother Fuckuh!!!!"

[Mrsteelkiller]

WHOPPPERRR!!!

WHOOPPPERRR NO ONION!!!!

LAARRRRGEEEE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEZZZZZZ­ZZ!!!!

[chaoscontrol2400]

the asian was hot



[Straightbangin1979]

love this, great job



[Lucythesnake96]

SOOOO FUNNY!!!! I love this!!!!

[Jammlikespie123]

I think the creator should make is so u can watch on mobil devices

[Jammlikespie123]

This is stupid u can't play on ipod

[mbdonnachie]

@Jammlikespie123 learn how to use the internet. go to a youtube converter

[Kkyter]

Not really an animation...

[austindlee997]

"WHOOPER NO ONIONS!!!!!!!"

there I quoted the video wheres my 50 likes

[UltimateLASER]

WHOPPER!!

[alyann39]

@dachauwoceht Lucky! I can't even generate thumbs when I say something interesting!

[lilJgirl298]

WHOPPER!

pickles extra pickles

[legitepicscopes]

ive been to the whopper lair

[legitepicscopes]

pickles extra pickles LOL WHOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEE­EERRRRR NO ONIONS

[MAGICm4st3r1]

WHHOOOOOPPPPEEEEERRRRR NOOOO OONNNNIIIIOOOONNNSSS

[iamshunpike]

this is ridiculously funny.

...except i didn't like the molesting part. eurgh whatever

HANK.

[pikmin1231]

@dachauwoceht and it did!

[shoma365]

@pikmin1231 good job.... @_@

[afghi420]

this guy sucks hard. do people actually find him funny?

[billygoatgruffist]

@afghi420 dude shut up this dude is awesome

[808gerrard]

not wit out coups baby lol

[Temujin91]

This sounds like my brother, he got me my first job at applebees. HE WAS A DICK!!!! if the meal wasnt perfect he made me take it back!!!!!!!!!!!!

[supernova954]

WHOPPERRR...WHOPPER NO ONIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrittneyyyyBlackout]

Dane cook is not funny!

[runeboyz7]

@BrittneyyyyBlackout if you dont like dane cook then dont watch him

[SamLynn93]

@BrittneyyyyBlackout they why are you watching it?

[TheBlueberrycutie]

@SamLynn93 Because they know that they do that themselves, maybe?

[SOFI502]

WHHOOOOPPPPEEERRRR >:O rofl.

[Twilightbabii28]

@SOFI502 haha yea that part cracked me up too!! (:

[SOFI502]

@Twilightbabii28 HILLARIOUSS!

[TracNicful]

CHEESE, BUNSEEDS, ICE....PICKLES....EXTRA PICKALY PICKLES.....

[SamLynn93]

@TracNicful THEN WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?

[miley0093]

umm chicken tenders extra pickles cheese no seeds on my buns yes no extra extra pickles cheese extra cheese no seeds on my buns o.o xDD

[MrDane79]

Want to see an even sexier Dane bring the funny? Search "Dane Hiser". Be amazed. Be turned on. Have his children.

[ShadowBender91]

This is about 10 times funnier when you actually work at a fast food chain, and you know customers that do this! I have actually had people ask me, a complete stranger, to watch their kids. I say no, but I'm thinking "Gee this is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Your spawn is not my responsibility," Then there are the customers who talk to fast when they're giving you their gigantic order, and then you have to ask them what they ordered first. I wish there was another one on rude customers too.

[MrMacrulz]

@ShadowBender91 i think its funny that your a total loser who works in fast food

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz Actually, I'm working there to get some spare cash to pay for my college. I think it's funny how you make assumptions about me when you don't even know me.

[MrMacrulz]

@ShadowBender91 i think its funny u cant get a better job than fast food im 14 and i work at a golf course and i make more than u

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz I find it funny that you're such a stuck up little shit who needs to get the fuck over himself. Wow, you make more money than me. Big fucking deal. Unlike you, I actually WORK for a living, and go to college whereas you are a stuck up little brat who's probably gotten everything he has handed to him on a silver platter. Yeah that's right, I'm smarter than you, and I work harder. Karma's a bitch, and I can't wait until it hits you in the ass, mother fucker.

[MrMacrulz]

@ShadowBender91 so who cares if u work harder i still make more money than u because ur a poor ass loser ur parents dont even like u enough to pay cause thay know u will just fail like they did making u

[CG2Eightball]

@MrMacrulz Are you a democrat perhaps? Democrats seem to lean toward getting money they do not deserve.

[MrMacrulz]

@CG2Eightball it doesnt matter if i deserve it i work for it its not my fault everyone has shit jobs

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz Yeah okay you can't help that we have shit jobs, but couldn't you NOT insult us for not making as much money as you do. That's how you got into this goddamn debate in the first place. Also, you're not better than everyone else because you're rich. If you don't deserve the job, you shouldn't have it.

[ShadowBender91]

@CG2Eightball He's probably not a Democrat because Democrats are all for taxing the rich. Good point though.

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz Listen, asshole. My parents love me, which is why they don't give me free handouts like your dumbass parents do, who have obviously also failed to care enough to discipline you into not being the obnoxious shithead you are. Also, just because I'm poor doesn't mean I'm a loser. Losers are people who have been given everything and yet fail to make a positive difference in the world, aka you. I'd rather be poor than be an arrogant dickhead like you. At least I respect myself as I am.

[MrMacrulz]

@ShadowBender91 i respect my self as i am i do fund raisers with my cadets and a ran in a marathon for haiti i think thats a positive impact on the world so u can think what u want im better than u in every way u poor ass piece of shit the only reason u are alive is because ur parents couldnt aford an abortian

without ur mom going back to blowing people

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz Wow, you do fundraisers. Hop on the bandwagon. I have volunteered many times for charity events and fundraisers. That doesn't change the fact that you are a arrogant, mean spirited cunt, and that you are on this site making fun of me and insulting me for being poor (no other reason, just that I'm poor.) You do realize that the people you are supposedly trying to help with your "fundraisers" are poor, do you not?

[MrMacrulz]

@ShadowBender91 yes i realize that but they cant help it theres nothing they can do u could easily get of ur ass and get a better job than one that requires zero education maybe if ur parents were not so poor they could affored to put u there a decent school not some shitty place were the teachers can barely count

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz Actually, I go to college and pay for it with the money I make at my job. My professors (not teachers, dumbass) can count. I'm actually good at math, as I am in most other academic subjects. Also, I'm working on getting a better job, asshole. That's why I'm going to fucking college. And why do you keep insulting me because I'm poor? It just proves to everyone what a rich snob you are.

[MrMacrulz]

Respond to this video... im done arguing with u i am better than u in every way my family is better than urs in every way so u can shove it up ur moms ass loser

[ShadowBender91]

@MrMacrulz You're done arguing because you lost and there is no possible way you can make more of an ass out of yourself than you already have. Yeah, good choice. You can shove it up your ass, you lowlife. P.S. Your grammar and spelling sucks, and since you're a rich brat, you probably go to an expensive prep school so you have no excuse.

[stillkris33]

@MrMacrulz thats exactly what dying and starving people in haiti are praying for...for some self absorbed douche to run a couple of laps which will OBVIOUSLY make a HUGE impact on their life.

[MrMacrulz]

@stillkris33 it did for every lap a runner did a family got a home i think that makes a difference but u hv never lived in a home so u wouldnt know

[stillkris33]

@MrMacrulz if ive never lived in a home, then how the hell am I on youtube? dumbass.......

[Emmilyoxo]

@MrMacrulz Honestly i think you need to calm down kid. I bet your not even that wealthy so why don't you just stop making fun of the people that are less fortunate because that is just showing everyone what kind of person you are and right now you reputation isn't looking that good.

P.S your grammer/spelling isn't the best so if i was you i would knock it off

[MrMacrulz]

@Emmilyoxo do u realy think my spelling matters to anyone this is youtube im not being graded or anything plus i dont care about my rep on youtube i actually hv a life and yes i am wealthy my parents own a very successful marketing and business and poor people can suck my cock people that hv suffered through disaster diserve help retards who think they can drop out of school and work out of a greasy shit hole dont deserve anything

[TheBross33]

@MrMacrulz

stop arguing on youtube comments, wtf grow up.

[Emmilyoxo]

@MrMacrulz LOL you make me laugh ! XD

[sunjum96]

@MrMacrulz lmfao ur acting so spoiled right now im dying by laughing, and fighting over youtube comments? HAHAHAHA