Creation of Earth - The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[rider5ify]

LMFAO!!!

[mamavanR]

May the sauce be with you!

[CryptidHunter13]

Take down this blasphemous content, ye scurvy dog!

[imshanedulong]

What about the mountain and the midget that started it all?

[xxlazylizardxx]

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HIS NOODLES ARE NOT SHARP OR JAGGED IN ANYWAY> THEY ARE THE PUREST FORM OF NOODLINESS

[MrLegendofme]

Хах.. Stupid Americans, and stupid americans idea. Flying makarone with chesee and ketchup.

Haha... Big spagiti with big balls.

[inputverifier]

I've known about this for MANY months.. but still almost laugh myself silly, listening to that music :P

[inputverifier]

@inputverifier However, I do not yet laugh as hard as when I hear "ACTUAL" creation myths.......

[1stpKlosr2]

RAmen.

[zjhost]

Professional trolls

[the1bat]

silly wabbits....earth IS the meatball!



[jazzmanzoot]

Rubbish ! That ain`t my Lord, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, you heathen fucking bastard !

Foregive him Lord, for he knows not what he does !

LOL

[eapst28]

Meatballs didn't come until the third day, for there were no animals to roam the Earth from which ground meat could be made.

[thePavuk]

No meatballs? BURNNN HERETICS!

[MrIhaveacat]

True Story.

[eapst28]

There is only one god and he is FSM and Marco Polo was his prophet.

[DrCorruptJimmy]

R'amen

[beyblade009]

wow really wtf fuck that thats the gayest shiit ever

[DarkJADz8]

This is obviously fake because there are no meatballs tangled in his noodliness' spaghetti

[technofreak928]

love the blender animation

[micahjava]

I believe in the great and mistical terd. He was FLUSHED for us!

[harropizza]

no fsm was drunk when he created the earth

ramen

[alwaysknownasGINGER]

@kasra20giv1 Have you thought about christianity?

[alwaysknownasGINGER]

How can you believe in a god that you make to eat?

[klmklm16]

@alwaysknownasGINGER first question: are ya catholic? if not do you think catholics are crazy?

Because they eat their god's flesh and drink his blood and nobody complains or say they are crazy!

[lgaaramuxu]

RAmen!

[lordkremlore]

Creepy- looks like one of those Thailand CGI shorts.

[ghiiirocker1]

the FSM sounds like the tentacles from hentais.

[WAZZA1235]

The beggining sounds like a guy getting sucked up lol.

[thesuperBIGCHEEZ]

is the RAmen thing a joke like ramen noodles or are they serious

[Amurtv1]

ok is this religion real?

[RuesselLP]

@Amurtv1 Yup. 

[balloonsrfun2122]

@Amurtv1 No its not real, but it exists to combat morons who think we should teach christian creationism in science class. This just basically shows them how stupid that idea is.

[EthanNin0]

I just realized that Futurama parodied The Flying Spaghetti Monster in that movie, with that large tentacled creature, Yivo.

[kasra20giv1]

i salute you mr hendersson you opened my eyes you made me think logically about religions claimes and i found them totally baseless and empty and i am now a proud atheist

[sAWfr3ak]

How come He's got not balls??

[shabido1]

How'd he set up the tripod? That was a seemless camera move.

[MRsmileyz1]

where all from the spaggetti monsters ass :O holy shit

[ParaSpite]

Take down this blasphemous video immediately!

Depictions of the Flying Spaghetti Monster without its meatballs are pure heresy!

[jmrmalunes]

it answers all my questions!!! more exciting than genesis!!! all hail the flyng spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetaHughdo]

Why 103 dislikes? Religious people with no sense of humor? Trolls woundn't do this, would they?

[sAWfr3ak]

@MetaHughdo I disliked it because FSM doesn't have any balls.

[Mewkip]

Actually, he started with a mountain, some trees, and a midget. Thank you very much.

[demoniodelamemoria]

WOW. What song is this? The Ramen Hymn? (really, what song?)

[realbojay]

So the earth is a meatball digested by the holy Spahgetti Monster?!

That explains it all! the gases.. bacterial evolution.. pretty much everything

Thank you for enlightening us, you must be his prophet!

Do you have some super powers aside from making vids for a very good laugh?

The Bible is wrong!! I stick to my Ramen recipe now..

[DoubleM55]

Great work... It feels great to finally see the truth about the very creation of the universe... From now on, I'm officially Pastafarian.

[iandc94]

OMFSM!!! It's so beautiful. =O

[MaxikingNimero]

RAmen

[SpelignErrir]

This looks slightly fake

[inputverifier]

@SpelignErrir That's where faith kicks in :-D

[inputverifier]

and of course, JUST because he created us, dispute all the abusive "love" we must worship him or die... oh, yeah, "not saved from sin that he created". Doesn't make sense, does it :-P

[ThePhotory]

Recorded on FSM's flip camera

[20xxFishSpineOff]

this is only monster id give a blow job to XD, so i can eat it lol

[20xxFishSpineOff]

if that was not animated we would have a feast XD

[20xxFishSpineOff]

Spaghetti Monster weakness = Parmesan Cheese

[20xxFishSpineOff]

Italian: Breakfast , lunch and dinner for 100 years XD Spaghetti Monster = hunger

[inputverifier]

I have never laughed so damned hard in my life!!!!

THAT MUSIC!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!

Thank you, lenzorg!

[TheUnholyExpert]

i have been touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen

[ogaogaboogamba]

Ramen

[crazymadinsane]

Actually, our world is a gigantic meatball....cool.

[gingerbreadcorpses]

I felt his noodly appendage in my ass. He aborted my butt baby. He must like pissing off Christards.

[RoseGirl227]

I am actually eating spaghetti tonight! All hail his noodily appendage! :D

[6Sezt]

The sound effects in the beginning are just too intense!

[waluigigame2]

so earth is a blue shit?

[waluigigame2]

so earth is a blue shit

[cheeseburgerpals]

have you been touched by his noodley appendage?

[VongolaAQW223]

so earth is a blue crap?

[Evarox123]

so earth is essentially a blue meatball?

[thedarkside0007]

this god must be so delicious :D

[aaronsmom2009]

Blasphemy! This is Demonic! Turn To Jesus now, before it's too late!

[TomGezen]

Your joke is unconvincing. It is too clear that you do not believe in Jesus.

[teesha0]

Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster just shit planet Earth?

[mastermuppet71]

I'm eating spaghetti and meatballs, and my mouth gets touched by his noodly appandage. R'amen!

[deeboiz]

He boiled for your sins

[Grey13Human]

@deeboiz All hail the Noodly One!

[warrock888]

0:9 to 0:12 ?? did he just say the F word ? rofl

[FlyingSpaghettiMoner]

Actual moments of creation :o

[Herpkid56]

The Earth is, in fact the FSM's third testicle.

[flashman422]

Omg it all makes so much sense now.

[arkantoxic]

Saucelujah!, for the Lord's Balls omnipotent reigneth, Saucelujah!!

R'amen

[afropaladin]

Where are the meat balls?



[mydogdaisy1212]

@xDpurp1e The Bible was created by Nomadic Herders who were bored as hell. Science was founded by people who were highly trained and had great skills in critical thinking (usually). Yep, Gravity is totally false and so is the law of conservation of momentum. Got it. We got a regular expert in the house

[catulus13]

WHERE ARE THE TWO HOLY MEAT BALLS!

[Globofglob]

may you all be touched by his noodley appendages RAmen

[ImAnotherZang]

The Earth is created by a giant meatball given by Lord FSM, who then sprinkled grated Parmesan onto the surfaceuntil it cooled. These grated cheese became the soil and the sand. Lord FSM accidentally added some Blue cheese as he pukes upon the Earth meat sace that is red. The fungus from the cheese turned the meat sauce blue. And with his noodly appendage he held up a grain of cheese and from it He Created Adam. THIS is how the Earth came into being!

[LlamaSims2010]

lol isn't it sad how these creationalists get pissed off just because someone else has a theory of creation different from their own? Seriously, everyone else has to put up with the beliefs of creationalists all the time...so why can't they do the same for the Pastaterians or whatever they're called :\

[RuneScapeSweatshop]

RAMEN

[spaghettimonsterman1]

im totally craving some top ramen right now

[spaghettimonsterman1]

RAmen!

[Mimi2591]

I want to feel His noddley appendage!

[discoverytime1]

The created feeling the need to deny the Creator by.....creating somehting.

Priceless.

[ChiTown7721]

I love reading all of the pissed off comments by creationists on the Flying Spaghetti Monster videos. It's like an older brother or sister teasing the younger sibling. The more Pastafarians talk about the FSM being the one true god, the more enraged and pissed off creationists get. You almost feel sorry for the creationists, like wanting to tell the older sibling "stop picking on your little brother!" Fucking priceless!

[WCWnWo4life]

Teach this controversy!

[frozenpheonix666]

Ramen!

[joshy541]

BLASPHEMY

[7greyskies]

THIS IS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Spaghetti? Seriously? these guys are a bunch of crackheads just trying make the world more complicated by injecting stupid ideas in the minds of normal people...

[xiweiding]

@7greyskies please dont make fun of my religion D:

[MultiMasterjake]

@xiweiding wel stop worshiping a spaghate monser

[xiweiding]

@MultiMasterjake it's spelled spaghetti, not spag hate. and you can't control what I can or can't worship. freedom of worship.

[Quintinohthree]

@7greyskies

You've just described religion.

[jallelind]

@7greyskies doooode thats the point! Pastafarianism was created in the first place to show people how fucking retarded religion really is! it was a protest against teaching intelligent design in schools.

[ChiTown7721]

@7greyskies I know, WTF is wrong with these people? They need to read the Bible and know history as it REALLY happened. They should be believing in talking snakes, a man building a giant boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it for 40 days and nights (he also lived to be 950), a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside of a whale. How can they believe in something as ridiculous as the FSM and not the Biblical things I mentioned, which are obviously perfectly logical?

[MultiMasterjake]

@ChiTown7721 im serious how the heck can u worship spagahti it was invented by us humans there is no flying spaghati monster lkking over us its God and jesus and the holy ghost guys u are idiots u eat to much spaghati oh wait thats right u dnt eat it all u do is go get drunk and worship this false God stupid people and its Amen not ramen dudes thats ramen noddles morons ur no better than buhdist and and isalms and hindu go ramen urself morons

[ChiTown7721]

@MultiMasterjake You're obviously the moron who doesn't get it, so let me spell it out for you: People don't actually believe in it. It was made up to mock the ridiculousness of religion and believing in the things that I mentioned above. You only believe in Christianity because you were brought up to believe in it. If you were born in Saudi Arabia you'd be a Muslim. You also have the typical religious fanatic attitude of superiority towards anybody that doesn't share your beliefs. Get it moron?

[MultiMasterjake]

@ChiTown7721 no im not a moron and i wasent raisd up into being a christian i just am i just saying how could spaghatie be a god i mean did they bump their heads while drunk and eatin spaghatie dnt call me a moron bro ok i dnt preciate that ok

[ChiTown7721]

@MultiMasterjake So you don't appreciate being called a moron, but you have no problem calling other people morons? Wow, talk about hypocrisy! A good rule of thumb: don't dish it if you can't take it. Again PEOPLE DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IN IT! IT'S A JOKE MOCKING RELIGION! The comments about worshiping the FSM are all said tongue-in-cheek. The people making the comments about worshiping the FSM are laughing about the creationists that actually believe them. Why is this so hard to understand?

[MultiMasterjake]

@ChiTown7721 gosh ok well it suree seems that people onher actualy worshiping this thing and if ur mocking that stupid fsm worshipers be my geaust as long as you dnt moch my God the one true God hossana or yahway ok but can u realey belive people actualy worship that stupid imaginary friend of theres lol

[MultiMasterjake]

@ChiTown7721 gosh ok well it suree seems that people on here actualy worshiping this thing and if ur mocking that stupid fsm worshipers be my geaust as long as you dnt moch my God the one true God hossana or yahway ok but can u realey belive people actualy worship that stupid imaginary friend of theres lol

[ChiTown7721]

@MultiMasterjake There are no Flying Spaghetti Monster worshipers. It's all sarcasm. It's meant to sound serious, but that's the whole point. That's what makes it funny.

[MultiMasterjake]

@ChiTown7721 oh ok due i get it well it is super funny and so funny

[9hello123]

@MultiMasterjake You're an idiot.

[MultiMasterjake]

@9hello123 no im a nut but im screwed on the right bolt jesus christ and yahway that is the one true God stop worshiping a imangenary crature

[Aldeni1551]

@MultiMasterjake Yes, you are a nut. I only hope his noodly appendage may guide you to pastafarianism, the only true religion to worships the one true creator of the universe. Praise be to FSM and His divine sauciness.

RAmen.

[MultiMasterjake]

@Aldeni1551 dude im not worshiping a false god tel me has your god made blindeyes see has it made deaf ears come open has the lame walked the dumb talked no i doubt not so dnt bothr me with this stupid religion im trying to lead you to chrisrinaty and yor tryin pull me down so just go away theres nothng more i can do for you people so bye i only hope that youll confess that God is god not yore fsm and ur running out oftime if u have somthing to say about yahway next time ill litsten

[Aldeni1551]

@MultiMasterjake Yes, god is god is FSM. And of course His noodliness has done all of those things. He also made the trees and the midgets and proved to us his existence by gracing us with his tasty form on a plate as spaghetti. There's no other way we could have spaghetti than if the great FSM gave himself for our stomachs. Now you can recognize his great sauce for he has shown us his love on a plate.

RAmen.

[MultiMasterjake]

@Aldeni1551 what did i tell you im a christian not a stupid spaghatie worshiper and i wont ever not now nor ever will i worship ur stupid false god high hossan is God cause he said in the holy christian bible to moses tell them i am that i am sent youand i meant what i said unless you wann be a christin and talk about the one true God then leave me alone ok im tryin to old my peace here ok gesshpease dude leave me alone

[LoveTheVoiceWithin]

@MultiMasterjake reach out to his noodly appendiges :)

[MultiMasterjake]

@LoveTheVoiceWithin shut up with this fsm crap im not worshiping your fsm!

im a christian! now i hope God can save your soul from hell!

[xGHOSTR1DAx]

@MultiMasterjake May He bless you with his Noodily Appendage and marinate your heart with Marinara

[7footballfanatic7]

@MultiMasterjake may the all mighty fsm shove his noodles up your ass for being a non believer!! all hail his noodleness!!

[Perkyguy]

@MultiMasterjake You're an idiot, mostly displayed by your piss-poor grammar

[Perkyguy]

@ChiTown7721 Because religious folk are idiots by definition. I mean look at the bullcrap they state as facts.

[MultiMasterjake]

@ChiTown7721 im serious finaly another christian that thinks this is so stupid

[Furoar]

@MultiMasterjake You're looking into a mirror, and are proclaiming "this is so stupid." Shouldn't that...you know...make you question the sanity of your own belief? It's not about the fact that we pretend to worship this thing based off a food, it's about: The Stupidity Of Thinking You Have "Knowledge" As Properly Defined By Linguistic Science About Specific Characteristics Of Inconclusive Entities In The Inconclusive Area Of "Beyond Observable Nature" Such As The Characteristic Of "Existing"

[inputverifier]

@MultiMasterjake What makes it so different from your religion? I'm pretty wounded that you would say such a thing about my god :-(

[Enzo012]

That was a truly glorious moment to behold.

[tarnicles]

Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster(Pasta Sauce Be Upon Him)!

[MultiMasterjake]

@tarnicles idiot

[hygdreyer]

dude, that sound at first is so from a japanese tentacle porn

[YHWHisSovereign]

Evolutionists must be incredibly stupid if they believe this crap.

[Todestuete]

@YHWHisSovereign The theory - or lets call it the fact - of the FSM contradicts evolution.

[origin8]

Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourselves for what you truely are - Ramen worshipers! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.

[orangemod]

@origin8 I'm sorry, but the one true god is the one who goes by the name of "Ramen"...chicken flavor...my personal favorite !!!

[PawnedKabuto]

Wait, so are we an egg or a huge colorful shit?

[Jerphun]

And then it came to be that the FSM would shit out the earth after a holy hangover.

[blobloblo6]

Religion on the internet. Always ends in disaster, no matter what side you're on. Everyone wants to prove themselves right, and you can't say anything without being bashed for it. I wonder why we bother?

[ana8woahhh]

SAUCELUJAH!! 

[Jerphun]

Of Course!!!!

[HallurL]

so it shat the earth out ?

[danthecat21]

music?

[MrFareddy]

WOW. The earth was a huge round POOP from FSM. Others say that the reason why the earth is imperfect is because FSM was drunk when he created the universe.

[nerogow1224]

This is a vicious lie .... you have omitted the part where FSM created the mountains, the trees and the midgit....

[ilovetruth777]

LOOK AT THIS? THE ATHEISTS DOESN'T REALLY KNOW THE COLOR OF THEIR SPAGHETTI MONSTER... SOME ARE RED, SOME ARE ORANGE AND THIS ONE YELLOW... WHAT A LIE! WHAT A FANTASY! IS THIS THE TEACHING OF RICHARD DAWKINS? THE COLOR ITSELF YOU DO NOT KNOW THEN YOU WILL SAY THAT THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS REAL? I PREFER TO LISTEN TO BRO ELI SORIANO WHERE HIS TEACHINGS SUPPORTED BY THE BIBLE AND SCIENCE...

[LonesomePaleRider]

@ilovetruth777 The Bible and Science are subjective therefore not true. Mathematics is the only truth, and it is the only thing were people have 100% agreement on subject matters.

[adamkadmon777]

@ilovetruth777 What?!?! Lmao.

[LonesomePaleRider]

@xDpurp1e Mathematically speaking, the Bible is invalid.

[AZcristian623]

@LonesomePaleRider May you please enlighten us with these "invalidations"

[LonesomePaleRider]

@AZcristian623 The bible says "in the beginning..." There is no beginning, the universe has always existed.

[AZcristian623]

@LonesomePaleRider Actually, our universe like many others arouse from a single point in space called a singularity that exploded(by divine intervention) and spreaded out the universe...obviously you did not excel in physics and astroligy

[mmcsjlc]

@LonesomePaleRider because your not using a biblical arithmetic!...

you need to read more verses so that you can get the right formula.

[LonesomePaleRider]

@mmcsjlc Biblical arithmetic is based on a false premise therefore it is invalid.

[ogicabp4u]

@LonesomePaleRider ...does it follow on from that that anyone who beleives in it is an invalid?

[smurfboywv]

@LonesomePaleRider Nope, you are invalid.

[JhaeKa]

tardsss... your space in HELL is ready..LOL.ang masama ay magpakasama pa

[RieVanM]

@JhaeKa Kita-kits na lang tayo sa impyerno hah! XD

[abagonboys]

@RieVanM

kaloko mo haha

[TheWhiteOp]

were is the midget????

[drealmarlon]

holy shit!!!fucking spaghetti monster!!

[TomsUniverse1]

OH MY FLYINGSPAGHETTI MONSTER!

[BlockisticStudios]

CONGRADULATIONS

ITS A B-

ITS A ROCK

[ripsaw111]

lol pooped out the earth

[Dopekid702]

this FSM is gettin out of hand... Who made it up?

[lfzadra]

"perhaps christianity started out as a joke "

Perhaps? What do you mean by perhaps? Your ignorance about history is laughable. Christianity started as joke! It was just one among many other lunatic cults at the time of its creation. Only several centuries later people started to take it seriously. FSM has a lot of potential. It can convert even die hard atheists in a blink on an eye!

[tamarind777]

@lfzadra

First we have to wait for a FSM to evolve!