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  • "Banana Fish Origami Spork", best quote ever!

  • Declare war on him, touch him on the penis

  • Kira sounds jealous that they don't get any action. Also the food is good.

  • Dude Germany's food is awesome what are they talking about

  • @AngryScissor she ment the sexual deviants...

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  • Who else went straight to wikipedia after the video to look up solipsistic?

  • Her hair keeps moving around.

  • sexual devients and bad cooks = Germany.

  • Why are they having their meeting on the lawn of the White House?

  • ''How's the war on sense going?''

    ''Banana fish oragami spork.''

    ''VERY GOOD''

  • How's the war on sense coming?

    Banana fish origami spork. XD

  • Subtle "PROBLEM SOLVED" at 1:45?

  • "I would go so far as to say all modern day soldier deaths are due to environmentalism."

    And you lost me to laughter

    ah ha

    ha ha

    ha.

  • if i were her, id would have stopped trying to talk him down after he delcared the war on himself

  • Declare war on him, then touch him on the penis

  • "Oh, This is so solipsistic"

  • smbc should run congress

  • @LostintheWandering

    Problem Solved!

  • 1:22 - 1:32 made me laugh so hard...

    I'm also German >:(

  • Look, SMBC guys! You made everyone fight! :D

  • at the end of the video:

    Up Next: Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

    wtf?

  • @traptin58 The war against that had been won. It no longer exists.

  • @traptin58 Declare war on Rebecca Black!

  • @traptin58 declare a war on rebecca black!

  • Declare a war on Congress.

  • declare war on everything and then touch him on the penis.

  • DECLARE WAR ON THE FOUNDING FATHERS! XD

  • Make more videos with the black guy.

  • And remember kids, War solves everything. Except the one thing which is everything.

  • Ha. Did anyone else notice the kind of ideas coming from the person on the LEFT... and the person on the RIGHT...? *cough cough*

  • Bush?

  • Keep up the good video work looking good. When you have time come visit my channel!

  • Keep up the good video work looking good. When you have time come visit my channel!

  • GAH! I was about to click on the 'Sex Robot'-link at the end of the vid (naturally), but then at the last second the video ends, and I accidentally click on the first of the reccomended videos.

    FUCKING FRIDAY BY REBECCA BLACK!

  • Banana fish origami spork!

  • Declare a war on congress!

  • Bananafishorigamispork!!!!

  • 2:07...

    The phone is marked Samsung... but it appears to be running iOS. It also has "Sprint" at the top, but "At&T" in the software.

    Interesting...

  • Tony declear a touch on his penis!

  • Problem: Drug use is still running rampant.

    Problem: Congress spends 3 weeks debating whether to debate.

    PROBLEM... Wait, shit.

  • Does anyone else think that Felicity Doyle is the hottest thing ever? I would give up a ball if it meant I could spank her.

  • This is why presidents can't declare war.

  • I like the crappy iPhone operating system on the Epic.

  • yay she shaved the stache

  • @jopusbob Still would've done her.

  • hahaha "Beneneficial regamispork"??

  • @gofojibwas Naw, naw. It was "banana fish origami spork."

  • Also, I'm pretty sure the Epic 4G doesn't have iOS.

  • Or

    "Declare war on me!" *punches self in face*

  • hey guys lets bitch about the government on the internet!

    yeah I'm gunna go outside and enjoy my life. its nice out. peace.

  • " how much are u willing to spend" "whatever it takes"

  • lol germany

  • "Banana fish origami spork."

    Fastest war ever.

  • It's funny, but I do think that this yet another one of those videos where Zach and/or James are putting too much of their own positions into it (even if I agree with most of them). The fun part of SMBC is how little sense it's supposed to make.

  • UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Banana fish origami spork.

  • @sieckanddestroy

    Best line of the video. I think it peaked too early...

  • The solemn update on the War On Sense killed me. Let's see more of Marque Franklin Williams! Also, your name is awesome.

    James and Felicity, fantastic as usual!

  • Is anyone else going crazy that the phone at the end is a Samsung, tilted sideways, with an iPhone background, not tilted but with a iOS notification tilted? :: brain explodes ::

  • WOW, best video by far in a long time. James brings a stellar performance as always, and who's the guy who played Tony? He's great, you guys should bring him back for more videos.

  • Felicity looks beautiful in this video. :) Good job guys, I loved this one!

  • If you want to get rid of people who make crappy food and sexual deviance, you need to declare war to England, not Germany.

  • Declare war on "touch him on the penis" jokes.

  • @Saeyabor I have to grudgingly admit, that was an actually good "touch him on the penis" joke.

  • Is that an iSamsung in the end? I don't know it's out yet. :D

  • Maybe it's time to declare war on that rash on your face.

    What does nebulas mean?

  • But how are we supposed to get problems solved?

    PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

  • i love you, smbc-theater!

    boooooooooner!

  • Perfect. This video is perfect, just like our branches of government.

  • This reminds me of what Neil deGrasse Tyson said.

    We hate politicians for being so political but that's what Washington DC is all about.

    The politics of declaring wars is the way that people try to pass legislation. It's stupid and misleading to everyone of intelligence, but that's the politics game. In some ways I'm even surprised Obama didn't declare a war on expensive healthcare.

  • yay, felicity doyle aint got no stache! Hurrah!

  • Tony, declare a war on Congress!

  • I think the iEpic is the phoniest thing I've ever seen! How Ridiculous.

  • Banana fish origami spork!

  • Wouldn't the logical thing be to declare war on war?

  • I'd vote for him

  • So is problem solved his second term?

  • I want that SprinT&T iSung!

  • I demand a follow up on sex robot! One of ur best ones ever!

  • War

  • That was a good ending.

  • jauajuajja la musica de cronica por dios LA MUSICA DE CRONICA TV

  • I tried to declare war on firearms, but it's difficult when the only gun you can shoot is the one you're trying to shoot with.

  • thumbsup if War no longer sounds like a word.

  • what is it good for?

  • Tony, declare a war on penis.

  • Declare war on people not making Touch Him On The Penis jokes, touch him on the penis.

    I call it the declaration of penis.

  • Declare penis, touch him on the war

  • Im declaring war on pointless wars! Get me a gun and a suicide note

  • I was just about to freaking respond to you with an intelligible comment and then i realized your name was freaking GayCommander.

  • Call it a solipsism, touch him on the penis

    ...because theres no reason not to if your not sure he exists.

  • Declare war on . . . touch him on the penis

  • @wristawareness NEVER! This meem will keep going as loing as there is breath in my body!

  • @Elephantintheroom01 lol, clearly I worded that poorly, my mistake. I guess I meant and should have said: Declare war on ______, touch him on the penis.

  • @wristawareness We all saw what you did, and we're all dissapointed in you.

    You will never see your boat again.

  • @Elephantintheroom01 I'm confused. Problem solved?

  • @Elephantintheroom01 You're to be commended on your brave efforts in the war on sense. We salute you!

  • @Cyrathil Do you... happen to be in the market for a brand new boat?

  • smbctheater's videos are some of the few videos on YouTube that actually have intelligent, creative comments as highest rated.

  • Declare war, then touch him on the penis!

  • 0:41

  • i was BE-ing, Sar-CAS-TIC>

    i love you guys but some of the peripheral cast are horrible actors

  • @NaveedKoval I personally find that this adds to the humor.

  • debate about debating, touch him on the penis.

  • How in the world did you get iOS running on a Samsung phone??

  • felicity is cute

  • Nice one.

    (You forgot to include link boxes around the Politics and Robot thumbnails at the end of the video.)

  • Declare war on Penis, touch him on the penis.

  • Dear Sir, I would like you to know that I noticed at the end of your video you created a screen with links, its only viewable for a short second and I wasnt able to click it.... I do believe I've seen other videos successfully use these "link screens" at the end...I dont really have an answer how to fix it because I dont have any experience, however, hopefully I've given you some confidence now to do the shit right.

  • NOOOOO

    'stache girl shaved her 'stache!

    Grow it back!

  • Wait, how is James President in 2012 and 2032 there is no continuity here! Your videos are lies!

  • @billywonderful James pulled a Grover Cleveland.

  • anybody notice that the phone at the end is an epic 4g but they decided to put a photoshopped image of an iOS notification on it? and landscape notifications don't exist in iOS anyway so its a weird thing to choose, also, amusing contradiction between sprint on the phone and AT&T on the image... haha

    /geek/

    keep it up guys!

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  • James' videos are the best videos. 

  • Declare war on self, fail.

  • declare war on touching on the penis, then draw a chart of it, PROBLEM SOLVED !

  • Lets declare war on 5 ppl!

    Best video evah.

  • declare war on his penis, then touch him on it.

  • lets just have a war against anybody we don't like...

    wait a minute...

  • Who's the pretty lady without a mustache?

    Oh, wait...

  • Declare war, touch him on the penis. Call it "Stockholm Syndrome."

  • WAR ON THIS VIDEO!

  • Bring back the Stache!!!!! 

  • I like the idea of the President's staff meeting on the lawn of the White House.

  • Banana fish origami squirrel, touch him on the nebula.

  • Declare a war, touch him on the penis.

  • declare war o that chicks mustache

  • the "iphone" is a samsung phone

  • Declare a war on "touch him on the penis"

  • But, the Tea Partiers have already declared a war on making sense!

  • @Clompintime DERRRRP.

  • @Nandomo321 I would expect that kind of response from a liberal.

  • @Clompintime @Nandomo321 Your comments are virtually indistinguishable from one another. How am I supposed to tell whom I am supposed to blindly follow and on whom I'm supposed to declare war?

  • @Clompintime You don't have to like a politician. You can attack a view or a position. But when you latch onto the bullshit bandwagon, it only proves that you have no substantive argument at all. The fact is that the *majority* of the nation elected the president. Buying into a smear campaign that states that almost fifty years ago some lady faked her son's birth certificate just in case he'd someday be president? Come on. You're entitled to your own opinion, not your own facts.

  • @Clompintime Well, did you personally see every other president's birth certificate? Oh wait, that's right, they were white so i didn't matter.

    Also, I love that trying to provide national health care is considered damage. The rest of the world considers that as being part of a civilized country.

  • @sexydhue That's what makes America better than the rest of the world you idiot.

  • @DOHC2L HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHY AH ha. That's a good one. We all know which country is the best. Just ask Zach Weiner

  • @DOHC2L how is the U.S better than the rest of the world exactly? we are over 10trillion dollars in debt and spending millions we dont have daily, the economy is in ruin, we live in a tyrannical prison state, but sure the U.S has got to be better than the rest of the world.

  • @TheMostOriginalNames We have the most freedom than the rest of the countries in the world. End of debate.

  • @DOHC2L no we don't, and every day we are having more freedoms taken away from us..do your research.

  • @DOHC2L no we don't, and every day we are having more freedoms taken away from us..do your research. and you didnt even attempt to comment agains the extreme debt, or broken economy, you can hardly say you had any form of defense or stable argument.

  • @DOHC2L So by not giving Health care to people who need it because they don't have enough money is good? Because that is exactly what America does. Here in Norway you get health care if you need it.

  • @sexydhue Massachusetts had a health care system like the unconstitutional one Obama is proposing. As a result of that they voted in a republican mayor. That health care system is damaging. Another thing I would like to mention is what does white have anything to do with anything. Are you some kind of racist that can't see past his skin color. I would love to see a black person in the white house do the right thing and lead well, however that has not happened yet.

  • @Clompintime My point was that the only reason conservatives are asking for his birth certificate is because he is black. If he was white noone would question his birthplace. And that's just sad america.

  • @Clompintime Can you actually list any real reasons why the health care bill is damaging? No, you can't. All you can do is spout false rumors and lies about Obama that you get fed by radical conservative media. It is not some extremely liberal statement to say that Obama is a legitimate US citizen. To be elected President, you have to be a US citizen. You honestly think that the FEC, Congress, or the Democratic or Republican National Conventions can't do thorough background checks on candidates?

  • @sexydhue The problem isn't the attempt at an implementation on national health care. The problem is that the way the economy is now, to implement such a change would, and is, bankrupting the country. If the economy wasn't the way it is now, than the only issue would be whether or not you agree with his policies. It's just not that simple.

    Also, I'm getting sick of people pulling the race card. Disagreeing with Obama's policies does not make you a racist.

  • @joniki08 The point being that America desperately needs public health care. You have to start providing it at some point and while America can't really afford it at the moment, there is no guarantee that any future presidents will start bringing it in. Besides, why can't America, one of the richest countries, afford something most First World Countries can?

  • @joniki08 The point being that America desperately needs public health care. You have to start providing it at some point and while America can't really afford it at the moment, there is no guarantee that any future presidents will start bringing it in. Besides, why can't America, one of the richest countries, afford something most First World Countries can?

    If your Race card comment is in relation to the Birth certificate comment, that really is racist because it's founded on his skin colour...

  • @Clompintime on what planet are you from?

    what damage has the guy done? what damage did W do?

  • @dchris1990 He tried to destroy the best health care system that ever existed by socializing it. Nobody goes to china for decent health care. Everyone who wants good health care comes here but they won't after it becomes free and pretty much useless to anyone. He also continued the two wars that Bush started so we can call the Iraq and Afganistan Wars Obama's wars now. He is a slow president when it comes to global disasters.

  • @Clompintime WE DO NOT HAVE THE BEST HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. sorry but i live in Detroit. I go to Canada to get my health care, as do quite a few people i know. Now why would i go to Canada for basic healthcare, when the US has 'the best health care system ever?' because WE DO NOT have the best in the US. We have a pretty terrible system, because we're too busy wasting time debating gay marriage and evolution, instead of real issues.

  • @dchris1990 Actually we do have the best health care system because we have the ability to create new drugs and new vaccines. The reason that the private sector even bothers to go through all of the steps necessary to create a new medical product is so they can get a profit which they could not do in Canada. If we started to use Canada's system there would be no new drugs or medication or medical products and any new disease would cause great damage to our society. The USA still is the best.

  • @Clompintime Claim proffit is the only motivator for an individual in society, touch him on the penis.

  • @MadamKistulot1 Your a smart liberal aren't you.

  • @Clompintime actuallmente, much of Research and Development is done in Public Universities and Publically owned companies... and we do NOT have the best health system. The very fact that people go to Canada for it, and that millions are uninsured, and that millions of americans supported Obamacare (including Mitt Romney) shows that our purely privatized system sucked. PS: We are a nation. Like the other 192. We are no better then some, we are better than many. But beware pride. it leads nowhere

  • @dchris1990 Well we are better than most. We are are not just one of the 192. The reason people go to canada to get benefit from their health care system is because of cheaper drugs. If our drugs were that cheap the medical companies would have no reason to make new drugs and any new disease that required a new type of antibiotic would go untreated.

  • I think we should all thank President Bush for his insistence on keeping Guantanamo open for as long as he did and despite opposition from people like Obama we were able to get the information we needed to take Osama down. If you are a liberal you should go apologize to your conservative friends for being so blind.

  • @Clompintime um... way to go in changing the subject. and yes, I'm very glad millions of Americans now support torture since 9/11, even though we had ample opportunity, and never sunk so low in WWI or WWII or Vietnam. not institutionally at least, and not with millions of civilians defending it so heartlessly. So yea, call me soft, i take it as a compliment. it means i got a soul i suppose.

  • @dchris1990 Actually I did not change the subject. I answered your health care question and what we did was barely torture by any measure of the word. They deserved worse than that.

  • @Clompintime Exactly. Water boarding isn't torture, McCain doesn't know what he is talking about, we did get useful information as a result of our non-torture, and if our troops are captured elsewhere I would see why other countries would have to torture them.

    Oh wait, my mistake, every single part of that is wrong.

  • @gamerman2360 If our troops got captured they would go through worse than what we did. The things that we did that you consider torture wouldn't even get you into a frat house. Still you should apologize to all the conservatives you know for being a liberal and for not knowing that.

  • @Clompintime Apologize for not realizing that a little bit of torture is totally fine? Are you off your rocker? My point was that any and all torture is