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  • Someone should put the end shot on a tshirt

  • And thus the pizza john was born~

  • In regard to Pakistan: start small and get darth vader in on it. A group of 16 yr olds set up a campaign where they asked shoppers to 'colour kites for women's rights'. Even if it didn't achieve anything tangible just raising awareness will help. A lot of people i spoke to knew very little about the human rights situation in these countries. Nothing will happen if people don't know there is an issue! Plus darth vader agreed to colour a kite which, as a massive fangirl, made my day :)

  • And the legend of Pizza Mustache was born.

  • This video is absolute torture.

  • Okay, we have learned that you CAN pull off a beard but CANNOT pull off a goatee. Never forget that, John. NEVER. FORGET.

  • Is no one answering the pakistan question? I know his beard is awesome but seriously we should be thinking about pakistan too.

  • there shaving cream on his ear at 3:29

  • the cheek patch was driving me up the wall. I had to keep looking away because I couldn't stand to look at it. lol

  • A significant moment in vlogbrothers history, those last few seconds.

  • I didn't hear a word that you have spoken through the course of this video, your mustache.. Is debilitating..

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  • I swear to god. The Green's look so much more awesome with facial hair. Like, come one, Greens Brothers!!!!!!!!

  • hairy dimple

  • i liked the beard

  • Watching this video caused my OCD to go off the charts. It was giving me slight anxiety from you shaving so randomly....a;lkajd;flka that patch just irked me! Why John? Why?

  • @Holdakotsya CDO

    That's OCD in Alphabetical Order. =3

  • madrasa actually means school in arabic...it's not just one type of school. it *is* school

  • Dear giant squids of anger, It isn't John Green's fault for the wars...

    Yelling at him for something like that is going to solve nothing. We're sorry, we feel terrible, but we're not in positions of control.

  • fuck YOU

  • saudi oil money used to be your money ???? would you like to explain this ?? and if you want to help start from getting the FUCK out of there , you dont fucking belong there and problems will start sloving in pakistan and afghanistan ,

    and if you have forgotten let me remind you afghanistan is known as '' Grave Yard of EMPIRES'' hahahahaha dont fuking run away now stay there we like watching ur ass gettin whipped hahahahahhaha

  • THANK YOU for pronouncing nuclear correctly.

  • Fuck american 9/11 for USA

  • Why are there so many Giant Squids of Anger on this video?

  • apparently the place were we start in pakistan is with your mustash john xD

  • lol... lets face it you guys are scared shitless of my country.. haha

    jokes aside we are trying fix it.. trust me, we are..

  • Yes a racist cocksure white supremacist will solve all the problems of the darkies eh? You're army murdered 1 million Iraqi's anything other then you grovelling on your're hands and knees begging 500,000 Iraqi orphans for utter forgiveness, and promising to live a life of absolute solitude giving them all your're wealth might make me consider listening to you.

  • you talk about pakistan if you think your so great fist go fix your problems that your have with homosexual discrimination no value for life at least we have jobs in our country fyi go look at the projects we have in pakistan much better then what you call cities btw if you talk about unsafe or people dying let me tell you pal your country and your cities are also not safe i know what goes down in new york at least we dont kill people for their shoes gangs in Chicago and new york are well known

  • i think you dont know shit about pakistan first pakistani literacy rate is 50 present second yes we do have problems just like you americans had problems with slaving Africans and lets not forget the you people are and were so raciest that your government gave guns to only white people so you can shoot Africans and no law would be against you pakistan government hospitals charge you nothing in camper to what you have to pay fist look at yourself before you open your shit hole

  • @xsxy40154331 Thanks for not making sense. I prefer trade, not aid.

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  • the solution to pakistans problem is amarican aid. stop giving us money and start buying our products. money amarica gives us go to corrupt politicians and they spend it during elections thus winning the election by bribing poor uneducated people of pakistan. when they come to power their main aim is to stuff their pockets with money and do business abroad like amarica and UK.

    we want to see amarican investment in pakistan not amarican bombings.conclusion stop aiding start trading.

  • True ... that is why we will vote IMRAN KHAN to have a better pakistan.

  • @bouncer333 Keep you're heads high and remember to give him all the support.

  • i think i would start with police and education

  • You racist arrogant fucker.

  • @akingkhan99 I think he is right mate oh and I am a Pakistani.

  • @BladeRunner31415 shut the fuk up u wanabe american ur always gna be a paki so stop goin against ur race u little effin dick go fukin shag urself upside dwn coz u no noone will fuk u u sket go n get reborn eeerrrgggh n u better not reply 2 dis coz i just wont comment on a shit like you,,,eeeerrrrggghhh mmmooovvvveee

  • @Anisah4 lol joker

  • @Anisah4 You already commented on them.

  • @Anisah4 your an angry little racist aren't you?

  • Lmfaoo i'm Pakistani and he's so right, i LOL'd

  • anyways gonna look smart when u'll have no hair

  • SHAVE EYELASH SO U COULD SEE A DIFFERENT PICTURE

  • The cheek beard was making my OCD go nuts

  • so the Pakistan president job is Defense Against The Dark Arts job?

  • awesome!! Pakistan explained in 4 mins.! Lol

  • mmmmmmmmmmustache!

  • I am extremely unskilled at manipulating images and such, but if i think it would be brilliant if someone took the image of John with a mustache and combined it with the image of him when he is bald ((from the video "Fake John Green: New Album: Shirts)) and......voila! Bald John Green from the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers.

  • the cheek beard was bugging me...

  • And pizza john was born...

  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOUSTACHE!

  • PIZZA MUSTACHE!!!!

  • Is John willing to keep a mustash. yes i spelled that wrong. whatever faces

  • should've waxed.

  • Noooo! The beard is gone! Btw, did John finish NaNoWriMo? He didn't mention it in this video...

  • I didn't know I was OCD until I saw that "isolated piece of cheek beard". I couldn't pay attention to what he was saying because it bothered me so much. *shudders* But the mustache at the end made up for it :)

  • @hiimlizardbreath You can't "be" OCD, you *have* OCD.

  • @sarmand94 Valid point :)

  • There's Imran Khan!! He's got my vote in the next elections.

  • Your puff is looking very neat in this video.

  • I forgot about this video and as soon as you came up on screen, I screamed.

    I am sorry John.

  • we call it "no shave november" at my school :)

  • @WeAreSheepFilms It was called "Octobeard" at my high school - and in October. =)

  • Hey! I'm a student in Pakistan, and I'm working with a few people in my grade to rebuild a girl's school that got washed away in last year's floods, and have it double as a vocational training centre for women so we can help them establish a small-scale-sustainable cottage industry, whilst simultaneously educating the girls and empowering the women. It would be great if you could check out our video! Thanks! :) watch?v=vEdDGqyyGgI

  • @SahrJalil Keep doing your work!!

  • I had a huge Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby moment at the end when I saw the shaving cream on your ear/back of your neck. GOD, I JUST WISHED I COULD REACH INTO MY COMPUTER AND WIPE IT OFF.

  • 'Fastest growing countries in India', I think you mean 'fastest growing countries in Asia' :)

  • I ha to watch this video multiple times becUse i kept staring at you're beard

  • You gotta stop running from your problems and (press 6 repeatedly)

  • Answer to the question. Start with giving the people power. I went to Pakistan a few months ago, and the power in the rural areas went out for one to three hours a day, five times a day. I was broiling, but then I saw the woman of the house fanning all her 5 kids one at a time while thay slept. I fanned her and the youngest child until the power came back... Then it went out again an hour later.

  • After a while, I sort of zoned out on what he was saying, and just tried to find where his beard was shaved next.

  • I really, really tried to stay focused and listen to his Pakistan ramble but I quickly became too distracted by the disappearing facial hair and instead kept looking to see how much it had changed from previous clips. It's like a strange spot-the-difference game. But with John Green... so, better.

  • Why do people associate "pizza" with this mustache? I am confused.

  • Fifteen hours in Target is such a great punishment.

  • With the moustache at the end you look like a Chuckle brother (only Brits will get this)

  • wait. did he just say it borders one of the largest countries in india??? um...

  • My shirt just arrived, and had to come here to find out how it all even started.

  • Talk to some pakistanis about it, because they usually have a LOOOT to say about the US interfering in their politics. I cant say if its true or not, but it is something that every single pakistani I've talked to has told me about. To answer your question tho, education. I have no clue if the madrassas are good or not and im not saying get rid of them, religion is in the heart of pakistan, u cant take tht away from them. In any case, at the heart of any functioning society is a solid education.

  • I love how the pizza john shirt was born in the last 2 seconds of this video

  • You malfunction at 2:07. ROBOT.

  • Pause at 2:14

  • dirty stache december?

  • I thought the women and children in Pakistan were the ones being killed.

  • doesn't every job have 100% death rate eventually

  • Wooot frakking - *silent nerdy happy dance*

  • hmm, you're points are completely shared by me. i want to go back to pakistan and change things but WHERE TO BEGIN. in a country that houses the world's most wanted man, where people eat dead bodies, where innocent children are murdered by a mob in FRONT of the police--- where do you begin? i used to get really hung up on this but i decided that i would first finish my schooling and then move on from there...

  • Your actually rally hot with the whole Robin Hood beard thing...But either way your hot so it's cool...

  • Ja wczoraj goliłem jaja a wy jebane amerykańce nawet kurwa nie wiecie o co chodzi. tempa nacja

  • Um, PLEASE. Educate yourself, stop being so goddamn IGNORANT, and STOP believing everything the twisted media tells you!

  • Pakistan is a shithole country!

  • @Dionysis62 go headbutt a bullet you moron.

  • and u decided to pick on pakistan why....

  • What a retard!

  • Ignorance has no limits and this guy has limitless ignorance ... :-P

  • ...ok, I couldn't concentrate on what you were saying because I was watching for changes in your mustache the whole time. Now I'm going to attempt to listen to you while looking at something else so I'm not distracted and understand what you're saying.

    Also I don't know if either you or Hank have noticed, but your audio is twice as loud as Hanks.

  • I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later

  • @TheChristiti

    Hi

    u know what the Pakistani establishment Making fool American politician for long time the best solution leave it on there own don't become Superman with yellow Underwear just like a shit in your paint, don't try to suggest solution every time leave it for there nation they decide what is the best for there social and financial revival

  • 2:27 - Ras Al?

  • @lughmanibacha No, Muhammad didn't rape women. He raped a child. Sex with a six year old girl, that he married three years later, known as Aisha. I believe you know of her. And he was a pirate, who raided caravans and killed those who didn't agree with him.

    But I agree that when a Muslim does something wrong, the reaction is overblown. Just ride the wave; another scapegoat will come around sooner or later.

  • @Allahbeburned he didnt rape her. do your history and you will fond that first of all she was not six, she moved out of her fathers house three years after their engagement. Muhammed (pbuh) married women to protect them, since they were widows and slaves who were in bas condition.

    but im glad you see the hypocrisy of the media

  • @Scartratian Alright, which means that she was *nine* when the marriage was consummated. That's well within the range of prepubescent sexual activity.

    I understand his other wives, but Aisha was neither a slave nor a widow. And it is because of her that Sharia law requires four male Muslim witnesses to *disprove* a rape.

    But thats cool, peace be upon your paedophile pirate of a prophet.

  • @Allahbeburned he did NOT rape her. in islam, a girl becomes a woman when she hits puberty and aisha hit that point when she was nine. she got engaged at nine and moved out of her house into her own quarters when she was twelve. still she was not raped. she was more of a student who got to learn about islam and spread it amongst the women. and it will interest you to know that islam was the first religion to given women and children rights

  • @Scartratian Muslim *countries* were among the first to give women the right to vote, but Sharia law is quite clear on the four male witnesses bit. And the place of women in society.

    Islam at its inception is not peaceful or righteous despite the sanctimony, but Muslims are slowly becoming known for their pursuit of knowledge, before the rise of Wahhabism.

    I'm this way about all religion, by the way. I'd argue this fervently against Christianity as well.

  • PROJECT SALVATION AMAZON BY NETO KAJU

  • @dijlalover you most definitely read a mistranslated one.

  • outdated

  • Strangely enough...John actually looks good with a goatee

  • it's kind of weird... i really want to listen to what you're saying, but i'm just watching your beard unbeard

  • Reasons nerdfighters watch this video:

    5. To see John with facial hair

    4. To learn about Pakistan

    3. To re-watch all the Vlogbrothers videos

    2. To watch all the videos for the first time

    1. To see where the pizza shirt was born :)

  • i actually kind of like the way you look with puff + moustache + funny goatee + glasses. you look very much like a semi-insane, mostly brilliant writer.... which is fitting because you are!!

  • I work at target....I worked a 14 hour shift the other day. Sucked balls nuf said

  • John I though you were good man. Talking about the Quran like that when it appears that you have no information about it just makes you sound like jerk. Officially unsubscribing. Nerfighting is bullshit.

  • @lughmanibacha Wow. John is probably way smarter than you are. And John isn't a good man, he's a great man. And by the way stop turning into a giant squid of anger.

  • Every thing at once. But you will need a lot of very smart , very brave people with the right training so you have one group fix the roads one the schools and so on it will be very hard work but worth it.

  • where do you start? burning all qur'ans and muhammad's biographies and hadith books

  • @dijlalover Are kidding me? You get any more stupid in what you said. Wow..

  • @lughmanibacha no i'm serious .. those humans called terrorists didn't invent violence but are victimes of what they read it in mohammad's biography, islamic history, and the qur'an. and if qur'an and muhammad never existed, then we wouldn't have poeple bombing buildings, crying out allahw akbar and dreaming about 72 virgins.

  • @dijlalover Dude what the media says about the Glorious Quran is incorrect. Nowhere in the Quran does it say to be a terrorist or blow stuff up. Your image of the Quran and Islam is incorrect. Islam means peace. It is a book of peace. Just read it for what it is and then talk about it. I hate when people talk negatively about things they dont know about. How would you feel if the proffesor of quantom physics at harvard was a 2 year old baby?

  • @lughmanibacha why did you assume i haven't read it? in fact, i have read it, and have read al hadith and i know very well what i'm talking about .. and the proof that the quran does result to terrorism is because mohammad himself who was supposedly the "role model" for all muslims was himself a terrorist, invaded lands, killed people who disagreed with him, enslaved people, raped women. and so many other crimes .. and he's the one who supposedly "understands" qur'an perfectly

  • @dijlalover Muhammad saw (pbuh) did not rape women nor did he enslave people, he was opposed to slavery and supported womens rights when there were no womens rights activists. He did not invade land in the way you text it, he used self defense when his land was getting invaded. It's funny when a so called "muslim" does something wrong it's an act of terrorism but when a non muslim does a terrorsit act it isn't titled as terrorism. Americahasagreatwayofdecieving­peopleandbringingracesdown.

  • 2:26 I love you John but at that moment you looked pretty creepy, like you'd just cornered me in a supermarket to tell me your detailed theory as to how the Masons control us using cheese.

  • i would get rid of the taliban, by inviting them over to play halo, id beat them, then they kill themselves out of pure shame and humiliation, i should note that suck at halo, as in i played with my cousin, who killed me 15 times until i killed him, by blowing myself up...

    problem solved and then make more jobs, which is ironicly how i would fix the u.s., except i would replace taliban with government workers doing a horrible job

  • That mustache was definitely worth the wait. I kind of just want a clip of that part. I have a feeling it'd make the greatest ringtone ever.

  • @polaropposites96 I can tell you that it makes a rather excellent ringtone. I crack up every time I get a call XD

    DFTBA

  • I'm not sure if it's really about trusting the military (we've pretty much learnt not to trust anyone or anything) but it just doesn't matter whether we do or not. It's difficult to explain, but what we feel or believe makes no difference to how things are.

    The rest of what you said, about the paralysis and not even being able to figure out where to start fixing things, is amazingly spot on.

  • Did you ever finish your NaNoWriMo story...?

  • Apparently if 7 people like this it'll be one of the top.....please :)

  • John will regret that mustache forever!!!!!!!

  • my school is doing movember for testicular cancer awareness

  • PAKISTAN is good/bad buh i love PAKISTAN

  • @mobeenkhan2 whether its good/bad BUH you deserve it.

    Assholes like you talk loud about your likings toward a terrorist manufacturing country and that too in American accent, your guys kills us in 9/11, those ass hole were Pakis. you people can just send terrorists to otner nations and kill inocents but have no guts to come forward and fight face to face. If you remember the fact that you neighbour kicked your ass 3 times in military action, USA is able to send you back to stoneage. Just chill!

  • @USofArocks1 You call yourself an American and a speaker of the English language? First off your grammar is terrible and knowledge of 9/11 is incorrect. Most Americans know that 9/11 was an inside job. I myself am an American. If the people that allegedly flew 'commercial' airlines into buildings were from pakistan then why didnt american invade pakistan? Riddle me that little boy. Childs play

  • Osama was found & killed in Pakistan.

    Pkistan is a international Terrorist hub with a baby face. Its an haven for terrorists. If USA or any kind of joint force invades Pakistan, it wont help to change in scenario, as the people of Pakistan's wont change their mind to support terrorism. That is what the root cause of problem is and so the govt of Pak is useless and act as puppet. Any politician not cordinating with terrorist orgs wont be able to run country or probably get killed like Benazir.

  • Fuk President Zardari

  • My favorite part was where you were all like, "And then one day you look up and you're like, 'Oh my goodness, I am a failed state of a person.' Sometimes you look at your life and you don't even know where to start making changes." Granted, that wasn't the point of the video but I woke up this morning and I was like, "The first change my life is I'm going to youtube and facebook less... tomorrow."

  • Weeeeellll, about the Military.

    Many public reports have said that the Pakistani *government* was at least partially responsible for the 26/11 attacks in Mumbai. The have been openly against India, and is said to willingly shelter Al Qaeda leaders. It's, iffy.

  • I actually am Pakistani, so this was interesting to watch.

    Also, note to anyone ever: if you have a time machine, DON'T go to Pakistan when Benezar Bhutto gets assassinated. I was there. There was fire.

  • @Kill4Karamel Are you serious dude? you were there?

  • @lughmanibacha Yuuup. I always visit at the worst times XD

  • I know this comment is late coming, but...whatever.

    Well, I have to say that it is generally unfair to call a state "failed." Generally, this is because when a country is labeled as a "failed state" it provides a justification for other countries to intervene on its behalf, and sometimes this intervention is not morally justifiable. Ex. Iraq. The words "failed state" can actually be quite manipulative, because all states fail in some way to provide their people with vital social services.

  • @orpheuscorp

    Generally "failing" is less controversial. I think you can put the rest together, because you know how powerful words are in shaping our perceptions. :)

    Also, I thought I would mention that the word "Madrassa" just means "school" in Arabic. I'm not exactly sure how this words came to mean "fundamentalist religious school" in the West, but it's definitely inaccurate.

    Just thought I'd mention this. I love your videos! :D

  • Mustache! Hahah!

    Man, you guys are so mean to each other!

  • Mother fucker, I think you have no idea that Pakistan's army is the world's 5th largest army not your countries. Maybe you have forgotten How we and indian peoples kicked you out from sub-continent.

  • Is that the book "Moving Violations" in the background? the one with the yellow diamond on the spine?

    Dude, that's in my "STACK OF BOOKS I NEED TO READ" box. I feel proud that we are on a similar level of literary awesome. :')

  • Wow sounds like South Africa a bit. Except we don't trust the military either.

    Mmm were to start. Don't interfer in other ppls governments. It never works out.

    If you do want to help: I'd say infrastructure. Get the UN or whoever to send ppl to build roads and schools. But this has to be a non-interfering way. They must simply go in and help the ppl who are willing to accept help and leave the rest alone. Taliban will prob try and kill them too :( Man you are mean John.

  • i was all good till you said "where they spend all their time reading the Quran where apparently they never realize that killing women and children is wrong"

    first, the Quran does not endorse killing or war or the killing of infidels" FOXnews is retarded dont ever believe FOXnews

    EVER

  • @beinggreenisbetter No dude he explicitely said that the Qu'ran says its WRONG to kill women and children. "... were they never get to the part were it talks about killing women and childern ALWAYS BEING WRONG' I'm sure John has never said he that Qu'ran endorses killing. I believe John ulike the ppl at FOXnews have actually read it.

  • cheek beard....agghhhhh so irritating!

  • Question; At the time, did you have a sinking feeling that the moustache clip would continue to punish you for years to come? No offense intended to the moustache clip. It IS pretty awesome.

  • 3:58 You look like Professor Lupin with that moustache. Whoa. :D

  • You ALWAYS start with education.The lack of it is the cause very nearly ALL the problems in society, whether in Pakistan or America. When you educate the masses effectively, it might take longer, but change WILL come. You teach all children of Pakistan to think for themselves, they will implement change, and it will come naturally, so be more likely to last. Instead of invading, imposing democracy on a divided nation, you allow change to bubble up from within (LIKE INCEPTION *gasp*).

  • Epic John Puff today.

  • With the girls.

  • Best stuff on face while talking/explaining a complicated political situation in a different country video ever.

  • One of my teachers did Movember last year, it was hilarious because he looked like a paedophile/ homeless person. He shaved it off early, probably so he could be in the school without someone calling the police.

  • This made me laugh so hard that I had a coughing fit. Congrats?

    -M

  • the randomness of your shaving is driving me crazy!!

  • AHHHHHHHHHHH!

    oh....john, I thought you were a boggart. I'm terrified of pedophiles. 

  • mmmmmmmmmMOUSTACHE!

  • PIZZA!

  • He blinks in this video alot.

  • just read "three cups of tea" It's about a former climber who is building schools in pakistan. Look up the central asia institute

  • You need to stop the Taliban first in my opinion. I am no expert, but once the Taliban is gone the nation should fall pretty stagnant, then you can take your time establishing a competent Government so they can take care of the other situations. The problem is the Taliban you can't stop them as long as you are fighting them they will be able to drum up more support and recruit more members. It's a never ending stream.

  • @tenteon Until you call for a tactical nuke.

  • @DeadlyMuffin00 A zerg rush would work too.

  • I can't believe I actually liked your videos.

  • @honeypie102 Why don't you like this one? Pakistan is a country full of people just like America. The difference is in its violent history. What if the Civil War never ended? Or if the South won, and we were split into two opposing factions. We wouldn't be quite so well off. We certainly wouldn't have had all the History changing we did from WWII. Thats kinda like Pakistan. America torn in half.

  • i'm sad for pakistan. could be such a great country, but it is full run of corrupt people.

  • mmmmm..... pizza

  • oh so now the americans think that they are better than us.u assholes can't even win your war on terror and now you are going to suck the taliban's dick.