Iliza Shlesinger: CSI Dating - Comedy Time

[hxn1214]

She's cute, yet she does the voices. I hate voices

[goatkiller68]

crowd kinda sucks

[kingstaff4]

She's funny! Her little voices are great.

[MadOldPete]

ummmmm ... no.

[andy90roxy]

Is this porn? I can see a hot blonde with nice tits that keeps moving her hands and lips...I'm confused.

[666blacklove]

That last joke wasn't one she made up. I have heard that everywhere. I've seen it in texts and over the phone. It is so old.

[thomasthaott]

such bad material...yet so pretty...IM CONFLICTED...ARRRGGGGGGGGG

[mrhyphy4206]

this bitch is so hot.

[namekman01]

i didnt get the last part, when she meant, and what the guy was supposed to mean

[wingdroid]

tough crowd....

[JohnnyMarsBar]

is she friends with marge ?

[dr1345]

ugghhh dumb annoying jew cunt. women comedians are the WORST!

just shut the fuck up and do porn, you talentless hole.

[jettison27]

@dr1345 aww... someone just got raped recently, didn't they? :(

Well don't take it out on others deary. That's just not right.

[dr1345]

@jettison27 yeah, your sense of humor

[RainIllusion]

she is funny fuck all u haters

[V10H4Z4RD]

:|

[tygersflowerz]

She wasn't funny on Last Comic Standing, not funny now. Hated that show. Comics who are truly funny like Doug Benson, Eddie Pepitone, and Kathleen Madigan lost out to lamers like this.

[MusicalFan25]

Omg her voice at 0:07 sounds like Bugette from Starship!!! XD Also.... omigod... we're gonna build a fort... that's hot... ;D

[Enigmasoul12]

her smile <3

[DancingSpiderman]

Illillilliillililiza Schesinger and Mayhem from Allstate should have children

[brianawilliams1992]

pillows+blankets=fort duh!

[ZeeBeani]

She sounds like one of the gremlins when she does her 'woman' voice xp kills me.

[mastermp1995]

104 people are rapists, has an amazon fetish or named Tad

[celestesaurus]

Comedy Central bought me here.

[barfobulator]

Hit the 4 key to some beat, and she beatboxes.

[blueoceanvalley45465]

Is this Keith Stone idiot actually influencing people to buy that terrible beer? I'm so tired of his commercials.

[AtheisticPokemon]

Wait, so he WASN'T talking about building a fort?!

[miggidymark]

how does she keep getting booked???????????

[MeDsCP]

@miggidymark Because's funny, duh.

[MeDsCP]

Why do her audiences usually suck? They don't laugh nearly enough!

[MadOldPete]

@MeDsCP yeah, those many hundreds of people are all wrong, she's hysterical.

[KOwinrow1]

boring

[XoneCrash]

xD

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

lol building a fort XD

[viksra]

yawn...

[Gundute]

awww she's funny! and cute!

[karimo0227]

Ummm.. Ok

[kemchobhenchod]

too good looking to be funny.

[Dcubs5]

looks like nicholas cage

[kellyk1ful]

She is so cute! How could she possibly have trouble getting a date??

[powergirl901]

Nice routine, I had a nice checking my email during it.

[ZoeBabie2002]

She's Awesome! i want her to come to my area!!!!

[MTBJester]

uhh, who WOULDNT want to build a fort on a date?

[parkesc21]

that voice in the beginning is like a 9 year old Marge Simpson

[barberbeau]

@parkesc21

Dead on about her sounding like a young Marge Simpson. I'm going to make 39 more YouTube accounts so you can have top comment.

[87western]

she is so hot i met her gota photo with her

[macdaddyfuzzy]

you can't deny female comics have the biggest balls in the business

[pinkmullet4]

@macdaddyfuzzy why?

[kaelaj97]

Omg!! We're gonna build a fort!!

[metalmoniker]

SUCKED. Good thing a lot of women comedians are hot.

[greenabbey12]

i looooove her little chick voice haha

[khazal12]

is the music at the end saying "yoooooooouuu are hot"? 2:14

[maleman247]

Enjoyed her. VERY likable comedian, but not a laugh out loud one

[Gaja300]

WAHAHA!!! Thank you Joe Rogan for introducing me to Iliza. She's awesome. XD

[wrestles4food]

aw shit. just realized i have a thing for female comedians. what the hell.

[VikingSkills7]

If you want a guy bigger than you who can actually protect you, Then dont date anymore Jews, Iliza.

[katamari4life]

forts are awesome :)

[willr2467]

Iliza Shlesinger can get it!

[OiujhCvfr]

Success your life with Asian women **lushfmlk.info**

[YukiNekoPrincess]

Lol, I love that teenage boy voice!

[vict0r1ous]

eh she only won LCS cuz her competition was worse

[RSCII]

NOT FUNNY. Typically NON-FUNNY woman comedian. There's a few funny comedians who are women - but MOST ARE NOT.

[joedange2007]

meh

[Cnupoc]

hahahahah i cant protect you :D :D: D

she's realyl talented glad i found out about her

[Neeshab19]

she is so funny watching her now on tv. LOVE her

[deemon8]

why are women not funny?

[yalinegurl1]

@deemon8

I've personally met funny women, but female comedians nowadays are either not funny or really stereotypical

[luannabatson]

many women here from Asia busizz4me.info

[customcartoons]

wheee! buildin' a fort! XD

[elmoelmslie2]

I'm not a women so why should I care about was she say's

[FreelanceAnvil]

Iliza Shlesinger is a pretty girl who's had her ego gassed her whole life because of it. She's not funny, but it doesn't matter. There are no obstacles in the life of a beautiful woman.

[keithrichardkinney]

shes sexxxy

[TheArcadefreak]

She's good!

[DelbyC]

she's pretty, funny.

[kristallya]

i`ve watched lots of female comedians and ifound out that women and comedy SHOULD NEVER MIX......only few are ACTUALLY funny

[uglymonsterz]

NOT even funny

[stw08stw]

the amazon fetish part was good, haha oh my god! we're gonna build a fort! LAWLZ mann

[TheJustineBell]

I love her!!! I saw her months ago on Comedy Central Presents... WICKED!

[RetiredYet]

well at least she's cute, i guess i'll watch a few more of her vids before i make any judgments

[QuackTapeOMG]

i want to build a fort :)

[anyahardeman123]

wow alot of people laughed

[marky2112]

I love her! She has sort of a guy sense of humor but it hot too.

[ngames1]

She sucks, completely unfunny and like a female version of Dane Cook. Unbelievable that she won probably got voted in by the same crowd who liked Superbad and the Hangover.

[apharot]

@ngames1 Have you ever thought that maybe her type of comedy doesn't really appeal to you, but does others?

[nja122890]

I probably WOULD be referring to making a pillow fort XD

[FinalHeavenZero]

tough crowd

[shuluvyu]

The people hating on her are assholes. She's really funny.

[MrPsychoAJK]

@shuluvyu I saw her on Comedy Central the other night. I told my girlfriend to watch it because she reminds me so much of her. :D

[VolcomStone128]

@shuluvyu nah shes not funny, thats why we be hatin' but she is hot tho

[LittleValo]

She's not even funny.

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[DylanKiley27]

OMG were gonna build a fort

lmfao

[Giordano87]

The audience's reaction is appropriate: she isn't funny.

[Sanchoblade83]

horrible audience!!!!!!!

[Cthulhuwins]

alot of the Iliza Shlesinger youtube posts of her stand up always have bad crowds.

[hemmojito]

What does she say at the end: Give you a hint: It involves ??? ....

[brandoyopie]

@hemmojito pillows and blankets

[hemmojito]

@brandoyopie

ok thank you :) Now I get it!

[julianraw]

yawn



[NaomiLovesDifferent]

xD so funny

this is a terrible crowd

[WarriorFrostpaw]

last line was perfect : )

[LassOfTheBrokenLight]

OMG we're gonna build a Fort

[doda]

damn, what a tough room. she's hilarious. "You ever date someone smaller than you? I'm really talking to the ladies, guys I hope you have unless you have like a amazon fetish" haha, that made me nearly spit out my water.

[pokolo3]

@doda you must laugh at anything

[winxgirlalways]

Where did you get this audience?! She is hilarious and these people are a waste of air and space on the planet.

[NoJamOnYourBread]

@winxgirlalways She was mediocre at best. Don't try to blame the audience. 

[winxgirlalways]

@NoJamOnYourBread Okay, so maybe these jokes weren't the best ones, but I saw her on Comedy Central Presents and she was pretty funny...

[mpa05]

she's really fucking hot and funny, plus she's from my city. I WANT HEEEEERRRR.

[TheCheshireLion]

Damn, she's fucking hot. She reminds me of Scarlett Johansson.

[RoseBloodBlack]

im so going to say that! " Im working out naked."

OMG! we're going to build a fort!

[101OohWee]

Wtf Jaja Omg Were Gunna Build A Fort XD

[broadwayjunkie123]

geez tough crowd...

[GaeasBlessing]

Not very funny or original. Still, that is one hot Jewess.

[Odette321]

Those voices she does are weird in a not funny way.

[DancingSpiderman]

It's difficult to get a rousing reaction when you're doing a comedy gig in the morgue.  All the stiffs even had No.2 eraser nipples and they STILL weren't laughing.

liliza (Lizard?!?) is DAYum pretty and cracks me the hell up

[stop222200]

lmfao hahaha omg were going to build a fort

[mysterchr]

OMG We're gonna build a fort lmao!!!!

[StickManJr]

She's so funny. And now I want to build a fort!

[ninvin21]

Just watched her on Comedy central OMG she is Hott!

[mike584]

@ninvin21 Yeah I saw that too right after Bret Ernst! She had me so close to pissing my pants that's how funny she was. And yeah she's hot....oh god yeah...

[z0mb13]

She's cute, but not really that funny. I think her looks played more of a part in winning last comic standing.

[THISxISxREALITY]

OMG! ....We're gonna build a fort!

LMAO

[tiuric77]

Funny, but I've heard this set like a billion times.

[zipjok]

iliza rocks. today, tomorrow and 4evar.

[v1de0gamr]

Next time a guy tells me he's a cougar (and it's always for the reasons she listed) I'm going to use that line and watch his ego deflate lol!

5 stars

[xESOTERlC]

... and I would say "kind of" xD

wouldn't deflate my "ego". In the meanwhile, you can carry on pursuing your sheep which allow you to maintain you sense of security ;)

[v1de0gamr]

Bah

[finhafinha]

That supose to be fun? Are u serious?? Borring :/

[choad45]

how cute is she

[ILuvsGeeks]

"What tad what do you want to be??"

[susan19891231]

you are so hilarious :D

[TruXJuggalette]

"i'll give you a hint it goes pillows and blankets" and then im sitting here thinking "oh my god... we're gonna build a fort!" LMFAO!!!

[kirbychim]

baby what u want

i...want u get off me

[inbarhallie]

I saw her live last night... amazing.

[Domatophobic]

A FORT! Oh god I laughed so hard

[DCancerVirusVoid]

She's not funny. She only won because she's hot.

[peyoteugly]

@DCancerVirusVoid

sadly, i agree. there's nothing unique about her point of view...i've heard this same stuff over and over and over and over again from different comics. just kinda boring.

[WhosAbusingAbunny]

LOL!! that was hilarious ... I ♥ her voices xD

[3Twinkiezandadumplin]

OMG! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT! :D

Lol, Just TOO funny!

[idiotbreathing]

That's one tough room. they barely laugh at anything.

[devourerofbabies]

@idiotbreathing It would be a lot easier to laugh if she was funny.

[crazymajnoon]

@devourerofbabies right on brother lol. now anjelah johnson's stand up is very funny even her recycled jokes beat this lady

[HammandClov]

She has potential.

[pipper2187]

funny...but a bad audience....

[fabulosity09]

(shakes head) i can't protect you lmao!

[EdgeStormcrow]

her voices are funny..

[chairmanmao89]

SHE IS SMOKIN'

[626070]

this does'nt deserve more than the following word:

UNFUNNY

[emegal26]

She.......is........HOT!!

[dechha1981]

I like this girl

[seniorenyore]

LMFAO FORT YES

[AMANOTAVANTA]

this was funny about ''oh i can't protect you''!!you funny !

[pabulica]

she's cute

[nickknock]

When there cute, i never hear the comedy. I guess i am to much a perv.

[pwiattitto]

"i want you to get off of me" BAHAHA

[hudymojo]

OMG were gonna build a fort

[crbrs20]

she's funny but i don't like her voice

[jake23211]

haha "a metaphor of a rapist"

[annabubblegum77]

that was dumb

[shayisaac]

She just not good enuff in making out various type of voices. Her 'man voice' not up to the level that suppose to be. Her stories are funny. No harm. Nice. Its just that her presentation that makes the stories not really interesting. But, i believe she have many more materials that could blowing my mind ... - - Malaysian guy who loves stand up comedy ...