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  • Mi a dead wid laugh a watch dis wan yah.

  • I was lmao from the beginning

    host - "where are you calling from?"

    cassandra - "my phone"

    NAA U DONT SAYY HAHAHA ;-D

  • Mi CYAH stop listen to dis ooman, she ave mi inna stiches to raas!!

  • This woman dun know how to lay people dem shit bare! Love it nuff respect for 2lips!

  • The names of the song come from the Peanie Peanie Riddim. Johnny P run down woman. And mi Bregin Admiral Tibet Lady.

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  • what is the name of the song in the bakground

  • lmao mi rawtid

  • cassandra shaking here head over the phone cracks me up every time. mm-mm-m-m-m--mm

  • Whats the song called at the beginning?

  • I wish I could speak like this...

  • my man dem love me when me obnok and me cious!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

  • lol lmfao. priceless. dun dem my girl!!!! LMFAO.. LOL LOL LOL RRRRRAHHH, RRRRRAAAHHH. DWL, GUN SHOT!!!!

  • I think thegirlinthosehats must be the caller from the show.....

  • Just to clarify, in Jamaica do they spell done, dun?

  • First of all, the caller didnt get a chance to fully explain the situations before this dog jumped in and starting chewing up the caller!

  • Look, this show is for adults, its called 'uncut'. The caller should have done more research before she called in. This was the response she was gonna get and considering she didn't even know what 'quinting' meant - there is a good chance that she is to 'nice up nice up' and needs to take what the radio presenter is saying in consideration. She lucky she ah get free advice!

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  • @84jbd Ask a Jamaican

  • Wait. she's married? An she seh she have men?  woii!

  • no man ever bagged my pussayclot face, ya no? who da bumbaclot u come call ugly?!

  • DEADDDDDDDDDDDD! I cant I cant lawd jesus Mi cyannnnntttt!!

  • Cassandra: "My, I'm speechless."

    2Lips: "Make da poosay Quint...aint ya eard of da KEGEL"

  • whats the name of the song in the background??

  • @Ghost0official

    1st one is: "Johnny P - Run Down Woman"

    2nd (end of video) is: "Shabba Ranks - Woman Mi Run Down"

  • Wow, she went hard on her.

  • I AM SPEECHLESS!!!!

    CANNOT BELIEVE THE RADIO STATION WOULD HAVE SUCH A VILE WOMAN ON LIVE RADIO ~ THIS BRINGS SHAME TO JAMAICA.IT'S A DISGRACE. I AM GOING TO BED IN A STATE OF DISCOMBOBULATION ~ TO RASS!!!!!!!

  • @Thegirlinthosehats : Which part of colabo-bumboorassclaaawt-uncut did you and the caller not get that the host clearly announced. The precedent was set that it's an uncut program for adults discussing adult matters. All is fair in love and war. .....and not to mention that shit was hilarious. Live a a little...laugh a little...Worst things are said on Howard Stern, and TV shows on HBO.

  • @grimlock1269 ~ listen my friend ~ THE WOMAN IS A NASTY DUTTY DAWG! SIMPLE TING.....and if you find that hilarious, then you are as ignorant as she is. She had no control, no control whatsoever. Her vocabulary is very limited and she is very ugly.....so she should really shut ......her 2lips!!!

  • @Thegirlinthosehats I found it funny. But I'm not ignorant. You need to shut the fuck up and laugh and the hilarity of the video.

  • @NinjaGrace ....like I said IGNORANT!

  • @Thegirlinthosehats Just because we find something funny that you don't it doesn't make us ignorant. Shut up the fuck up and laugh. Lighten up.

  • @NinjaGrace ~ maybe you need to close your fowl 2lips. Shameful.

  • @Thegirlinthosehats maybe you should pull that pole out of your ass that is making you so uptight, shut the fuck up then enjoy the hilarity

  • @Thegirlinthosehats I guess I'm ignorant then cause 2lips is funny as heck!

  • @MrSceneOne ~ hey, if the cap fits...then wear it!

  • before i saw this video batty puppet was the funniest shit i ever seen on youtube this video knocks batty puppet to number 2. this is the funniest shit ever!

  • LOL ALL ATTRACTIVE NA WERK MII LOVE!!!!!

  • Wah she mean when she seh "stoshus?"

  • @KairuRyu777  like posh too nice etc

  • @lovablelatoya1 Ah thanks :)

  • @KairuRyu777 stoshus or stush means being too proper actin like ur sh*t don't stink+

  • @HisMajesti Ah thank you :)

  • 79 people are too prappa prappa prappa prappa.

  • She loves the sound of her own voice and sounds like she grew up in London! Big up to the caller who stayed calm and dignified! Her face with that mouth with lights off equals MAN!!!! Looool

  • DWL!!

  • you ah gwan proper proper...mi a cougar mi a jaguar mi ah everyguar :-))) lol i love this lady

  • No no dahlin no man neva blood clot bag my pussy clot face my love... #DEAD

  • me can't tell you know cuz you too uptown - you too stuchious...

  • 4:20 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cassandra makes me laugh!

  • 2 ears 1 mouth! Nobody has it all figured! Women don't need to be ONLY freaks to keep a man! On the other hand don't be timid when u spend ur hard earned money to call some ungrateful radio host and she doesn't show you ANY respect as mutral struggler! Stay positive! Stay professional! Or be negative and fuck off! LOVE

  • Radio hostess have it right. Maybe a little crude (Rootsy) for some. But to be frank the caller is clueless. she states that every man in her life walk out or give to much trouble. Why not listen instead of critcize.........

  • Is she grabbin for Pills at the end? sounds like...

  • ME A COUGA,ME A JAGUA,ME A EVERY GA!!! Man, that had me rolling!

  • @venomm41 Heard of Cougars...not Jaguars...lol...this is good, even though I don't understand most of the language!!

  • UGLY DUMB SHIT 'KI'LL E

    HER#

  • I like 2 lips but she judge the lady and quick fi cuss out di lady.... And di lady sound like she need some advice.........

  • Gal nuh easy yuh nuh she sed her pum pum hav to share lmaoooo

  • lol people are actually calling this person to get advice for their lives???????

    MUUARHARHAR xD

  • For bookings & other info email: Lipsync@hotmail.com or go to my fan page on facebook.com under Tulip Reid.

  • yoo mi wan no da tune yah!

  • the host was right.

  • @CantBeTamedLaDonte That's what I say

  • Hang up! Heng up!

  • Hang up Hang up Di bloodclart phone na.lmfao

  • LoooooooL Lawd Gawd

  • "D-U-N Dun... I will dun you bloodclaat pan di radio...." LMAO *deading*

  • "your goodness? Yes Meee Godness, A Suh Di Man Dem Seh. Me Hav Di Gudness!" LMAOO #DEAD!

  • @pc94707 My sentiments exactly

  • You too uptown, you too stocious!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • well try look up pon the DICTIONARY for done D.O.N.E I will done your bloodclart on the radio LMAO the best bit of this radio show

  • @gk2talented whats funnier is she actually spelled it "D.U.N" haha

  • @GambitTop100 lol

  • `Me Hole so good him have to share it`......

  • @amck72 yess dis was my line lmaoooo omg she killed me!

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  • ive seen this about 10 times in the last 3 days... genuinely puts a smile on my face. pure gold

  • @adaryanani trus me everytime lmaooo

  • LOL WHERE IS OFCOM!!

  • @amedeunuabona OFCOME YANO LMAOOOO!!!! For real!

  • The Black Trash want Black Trash.

  • This bitch is damn ugly, so she must have a gold pussy to keep her man.

  • HER TWITTER PAGE IS @2LIPSREID

  • giv him tha pupalick lmfao

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  • lmaooooo the caller 2 uptownish fi true man she shudda cuss di woman LMAO..oh well ah she ah call up di RAW show

  • ths shit is funny as hell

  • the host fava predator bad bad

  • wah di tune call at di start?

  • If she wasn't so ugly maybe she wouldn't have been so insulted, clean yourself up a bit "mothra" before you go on the air.

  • ‎"Mek di pussy Quint pon di buddy!" lmao

  • Fire.... I guess de gal cant keep a man!

  • started funny then just "dun" my head in

  • OMG! What happened?

  • What's the track playing in the back? Anyone? Make di thing quint!!!

  • Chat bouttttt... Di same way yuh train ah darg is di same way yuh fi train ah man - tark di tings dem 2Lips!!!

    Too funny I'm DEAD & dun haha...!!!

  • Mmmmm........ Seems staged to me!

  • whats does quinting mean rofl

  • @nikky6 squint or wink. LOL. I've heard old Jamaicans say "quint you eye."

  • @nikky6 it means to move the muscles of the vagina so it like open and close while having sex so the vagina kinda holds on the mans dick

  • i have no clue as to what she is saying lmao

  • Quint the p*ssy, All men are dogs? B*tch you have a problem if you think ya ah fe flex to keep your man and you boyfriend? Not a good representation of all women I sure damn hope. My woman only needs to smile and I'm on it. Its a shame that we live in a world where SOME women think that acting like the very men they complain about is the right way to, 2lips, I wouldn't touch her if she were the only woman on the planet, ....an she look like she nah wash!!!!!!

  • @GambitTop100 If you listen to her 1hr show that air Jan.19 she actually gave other things tips to keep a man that didn't have anything to do with sex.

  • This shit is sooo tough

    

  • LOL OMG i dead lol.......i laugh my heart out LOL

  • It's been quite sometime now since I've laugh this hard, thanks for the entertainment... D U N.....DUN !! This is freaking hilarious staged or unstaged ! !

  • terrible ..rude and a very limited she does not know how to cuss

  • OWNED!!! deading!!! maaadd funny no rass

    

  • i am dieing

  • you have fi make di pussy Quint !!!

  • you have fi make di pussy Quint !!! LOL

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  • Absolutely hilarious.

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  • It's a pity this beautiful looking lady has to think using her crutches to KEEP fe ar man an husban is de way to go..........If it was a hoax it would be soooo funny cause fe de lyrics dem ripe........ She didn't even give de woman a chance to EXPLAIN de problem wid keeping a man, she automatically went down de sex route, trust me you can talk posh and still clamp de hood x

  • woooo mi belly

  • YOU WOULD BE SPEACHLESSSS! LMAO!

  • this is not good why why why?the world gone coco and its not funny ,wake up the is more to life than flesh.

  • this is too funny

  • She uses nasty sex to keep her man. Says a lot.

  • @chome4 wat is nasty sex??

  • I am DYING at this one...2Lips is MADDDDDDDDDD (both literally and figuratively)..."mi a cougar, mi a jaguar, mi a every GA."

  • Lmbao.

  • Sorry, its 2Lips. Big up. A U a run things.

  • 2 lip did a good thing by cussing out the caller, bout she nu kno wi DUN mean, affa di man dem done DUN ar. The part when 2 lip say "mi a Couga, mi a Jagua, mi a every Ga" is too funny.

  • GOT TO LOVE MY AUNTIE.... LET THEM KNOW.!!!

  • love the way she starts to bounce at the end lool!

  • Har man dem love when she obnokamishus.....

  • GEEZUS CHRIST!!! WHEN DOES HER SHOW AIR???

  • *dead*

  • As much as I do agree that the radio host is rude you also have to put some of the blame on the caller. For one, it was the caller who decided to take it ten steps further and tell the radio host that she was ugly which made the host cuss her BLOODCLOT. Second of all, if the caller was so upset and disgusted by the radio host with her language and tone she should have hang up a LONG TIME AGO instead of staying on the phone wasting over 6 minutes with her "I'm shocked" "I'm disgusted", etc.

  • @medboy78 it was the radio host who dis har saying uptown girls to stoosh and dont know how to fuck

  • @smalltugz

    True, but the fact that she called her ugly started the train wreck lol

  • @medboy78 Ur wrong, the caller had the right to call her an ugly person inside because of how she was talking. 2lips asked her what she looks like & She said "Pretty Attractive" and than 2lips ended up to say something rude back to her. First of all she should of had listened to her before cutting her off. And the lady has the right to voice her opinion if 2lips is being rude and tell her how she feels.2lips is radio host she's not suppose to "DUN" anybody pon de radio Not Professional

  • @Divasandsuperstar

    true

    was she fired after this?

  • 2:22 .... She staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

  • Me a Cougar, Me a Jaguar, Me a every gar...!

  • @rskainth drap' offa mi chair at dis! lmao!!

  • @rskainth So she is a budgerigar??

    morewords . com / ends-with/gar/

  • My man dem love me when me abnak and mi shuss!! LOL.

    

  • Dat dried up ole ooman mussi ave ah whole bag of dawgs,coz she's a bitch.

    Fe her crotch must be scratch hardcore,coz fe yuh lay down wid dawgs yuh get fleas.

    Would she tell her daughter dem tings dey.

    If she has 1 dat is.

    Her husband ain't much if he knows & is happy for her to ave another man

  • Fe her hole mussi ah Dutch Pot den. Fe go share outta it. I wonder if she's a mother & has a daughter. Would she tell her de same ting or send her to Private School. Shame on her to tell another woman how to quint to keep a man. A real man would love yuh fe yuh & not fe de quinting. Dats entertainment fa de 2 ah oonu. And she ah keep mam,when she ave husband. He must be a Porn Star den. Yes she favour Monkey Droppings fe go sleep about de place fe go keep man in her quint up crotch. Dats why so
  • @FreshAirlines1 see it deh x

  • D-U-N DUN!!!

  • i love this -- "hang up the pussyclot phone!"

  • llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllol I really didn't want to laugh but when she say she ah cougar, jaguar all kinda rrr i lost it! llllllllllllllllol Oh and I'm quinting right now...lol

  • THIS IS HILARIIOOUUS !! 'mi have myy husband and mi have my man and dem knoww !

  • DI WHOLE GOOD HIM AFI SHARE IT !!

  • LMAO!

  • HAHAHHAHAHAH gwan tell di gal star ow keep man!!!

  • I don't understand why the woman's called her up for help and then starts carrying on ... my girl was wicked, pure joke "cougar, jaguar, all kind of 'gar", keep remembering this clip all day and was laughing EVERY SINGLE TIME ... hilarious!

  • if her husband knows she has a man he probably has a girl too.... i just hope they are practicing safe sex as HIV will soon put a sting in that pussy quint

  • Cassandra Disliked This On 59 Accounts!! LOL

  • Me would Dun your Blooood Clart lol. Can You can mek your pussy quint?

    My Pussy is Good dats Why Me ave 2 Man. Dem no Leff me a me Leff Dem!

    She's a butter that's why she talk like dat.

  • I couldnt understand it all, but I did here cougar, pussy, and bumbaclot.

  • instantly viral....hahahaha lmao...yes mi gyal tell har...di gyal fool!

  • I LOVE THIS CLIP....HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!

  • "The Hole good, him haffi share!" LMAO

    "The Program named Collabo BumbaRasclaut Uncut!"

    So many quotables, LMAO!!!

  • " No mon nuh bloodclot bag my pussyclot face mi love" lmao

  • i bin laughing SINCE I SEE DIS

  • What she was saying is true. There's nothing wrong with being prim and proper but if that stops you from having a good time in the bedroom then it may be a problem.

  • lmao its when she call her ugly she get off... ah di caller piss off di woman and get har started she was pretty nice at the beginning until she called her ugly...lmao too funny

  • ... "well child, go feh look it up in ah dictionary fuf dun ... D U N .. Dun!!! .... I will Dun ya Bloodclart pun da radio!!

  • ‎Yu cyaan a gwan proppa proppa proppa proppa proppa

  • LMAOOOOOOO she said...''i won't want any of your men'' Gal dash wey yuh self no man nah want no lady inna di bed.

  • Its staged right? Because its isnt the caller would be long gone. This is the problem with any kind of reality, people dont act natural, whole thing seems staged. Aint we got a better way to live and treat people,

  • Yu must quint Pan Di buddayyy!