The Catman of Greenock

[Corrie561]

haha ma chemistry teacher put this on in class! lawl:L

[LeeEhs1]

Catman is dead noo !!

[bassmanham]

This guy is 100% real. I've seen him twice, about 3 years apart. All I remember was walking down bakers lane on my way home, an he was lying halfway under a fence. This was at about 10pm and his eyes were fuckin scary!!!

Hope he's well!

[420MrBabylon]

nah he's some mad polish cunt that came off a boat years ago n never left. stays in a bus garage up the lyndoch

[ParagonFour]

Fuuuuuuccccck i remember this guy 

[joshcorbin1]

Dad ?

[MrWaggyMuffins]

He wants a kilt on and some high heels

[bubbaboufer]

Pmfsl NAW we urny ya big CUNT lawlzers xx

[ayoungcfc]

@bubbaboufer KK xx

[bubbaboufer]

Hey guys How are you and what have you all been up to? Lol :-P xx

[ayoungcfc]

@bubbaboufer are we all in agreement that i am bossman here tee hee he hee hee hee hee hee xx

[vinnynangle]

lying there like sone aluko lol

[TAIGSRGAY]

@vinnynangle

racist

[GazTheGoose]

emma lawrence from greenock uncle lol

[deliciouslywired]

I think the man probably does this hoping the spectator will give him money/food/beer in return for this, as if he's doing it for a dare or something. This man should be helped, not laughed at... Such a shame...

[ErinMollyMcCart]

Can someone tell me the story of this guy?

Cause my Greenock friends,said he was dead on fb..

Never knew him..

[slyacid303]

is this not a pisstake?? that guy looks like hes blacked up with boot polish or something to me.

[weeman7thst]

legend

[pjmilan]

@antifa67 wicked translation man.

[matthewcmpbll4]

ha ha classic!

[TheGreenockZombie]

load of bull

[WorldsBiggestMugg]

Tokin a meen

[WorldsBiggestMugg]

Is at lex

[cattyerde]

@MrBaphomet616 No I do not think you are Scottish. 1 you would not refer to Scottish people as 'Full of Taigs, junkies and c*** in response to someone saying a bomb should be dropped on your country and 2 you would not be stupid enough to then continuously swear at me. I note that you are younger than many of my pairs of shoes, however this does not excuse your use of Irish derogations in the course of your litany of stupidity.

[tripperday]

What language are they speaking?

[elcimohr]

@tripperday Are you serious? They're speaking English.

[runec666]

@elcimohr How the fuck can you even tell

[06aldhelms]

@tripperday Really? Haha, it's English with a Scottish accent..

[cattyerde]

@MrBaphomet616 no I am sure Scotland wouldn't have someone with a stinking attitude like yours across the border

[cattyerde]

@MrBaphomet616 away and shite

[TheJerboide02]

he kill people or is good?

[iamepicfailgirl]

He looks like the black zombie in 28 Weeks Later.

[MrScotia]

Hey that's me!! WTF!!! 

[seethroughskin]

This is disturbing. Is this actually real?

[StafireDavis]

WTF??? Thats Just A Hobo.

[chitlika]

I aint a praying man But I said one for him. poor man. someone should help This the result of Thatchers care in the community bastard cow

[WestcoastinBoi1]

He's called cat man cos he can't walk he uses his hands to drag himself along it's a shame really council should help people like him out

[thelauraleopard]

i live in greenock and ive never heard of the catman :? bit confused

[PILOT1RAF]

@thelauraleopard u kiddin on?

[thelauraleopard]

@PILOT1RAF no, i seriously dont know who this guy is and ive lived in greenock for 9 years

[BarbecuedBananas]

@thelauraleopard Ask around. Everyone knows who he is.

[thelauraleopard]

@BarbecuedBananas ok, ill ask :)

[vinnynangle]

he's alive and well folks!,seen hom on tv signing a loan deal with rangers till end of season.

[alexarthur1984]

@vinnynangle didn;t you know,he failed his medical and neil lennon signed him straight away, welcome to parkhead,and don't wash you fit in well enough with the rest of the squad.

[plisplis00]

@alexarthur1984 Hehe lmao LOLOLOL

[HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE]

@vinnynangle He's the best looking and sanest of their players.

[sammyb1998]

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[Melissa2010x1]

seen himm in reel lifee scareyy am fraee grnk and proud!!x

x

[Ry0wn]

What in the god damned fuck...

[ualp90]

poor buger

[weecdfb]

rain mouse is right this is a disgrace

[zIDubz]

proud to be from greenock <33

[KieranMcKechnie]

@zIDubz I Know Mate Well Said

[broofer666]

thats just an average greenock punter for ye

[snypetime]

@broofer666  fuck you dickhead. from greenock

[broofer666]

@snypetime as i said typical punter

[il0vehimOx]

@Green2thecore1916 im dyslexic as in a cant spell im not a spaz i don't attend glen burn

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Believe what you will. You're boring.

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 Aye m8 canny fight ur sleep eh need a team with u. Its a square go u and me thats it, shitebag, its either ur laptop or all your wee m8s, either or u hide behind em!!

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 I'm done taliking to you, you're boring me.

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 oh no ill be there John Paul

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 good stuff mind were a vest itscold oot

[il0vehimOx]

@Green2thecore1916 fuck off and get a real life you know typing like a wee ned ain't cool and i'm british not scottish sa .. plus im dysleic so i've got a reason for being bad at spelling. we might not all bee patrots but at least we can spell fucking scotland. i bet you never stabbed him your probly some wee nerd trying to act cool and know what it's pathetic.

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 get you there for 10pm

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 Aye sounds good sweetcheeks, Ill get you at Abercrombie st the mora night just across fae Bridgeton HC, fancy it ?? x

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Imperialism does not promote killing innocents, if someone fights you to defend their land, they are no longer innocent. I believe that an Empire would be superior if led by a council, rather than a dictator, a fascist I am not. I advise you go kill yourself soon, bottom feeder. Fuck the IRA.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 You're a terrorist sympathiser, let's not pretend you're anything else. Do you also advocate the actions of Al Qaeda? I don't read tabloids, stop saying that I do. Yes you're an idiot for wanting an independent Scotland. The Union Act of 1707 took us out of debt, we are hardly oppressed. After the oil is gone how do you think our country will survive? We'll be a third world country ffs.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 The British Army doesn't deliberately kill massive amounts of civilians, I'm not saying that there haven't been civilian casualties in the conflicts in Ireland, just that there hasn't been any deliberate attacks on civilians with the intent to cause terror amongst the civilian population. It was a series of conflicts and terrorist acts, there wasn't enough conflict for it to be called a war. The British Army doesn't deliberately kill massive amounts of civilians

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 I have no complex. You must be short, you have a Napoleon Complex, you try to overcompensate with words that you think will impress people and then have the audacity to imply that I am less intelligent when I call you out on it.

I never contradicted myself, you misinterpreted my use of the word, I've told you this several times now but it seems you don't have the mental capacity to understand.

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 Ive also mentioned coming over tae Paisley ta see me before, check ur page dickheed. I know you wont though, u know why I know that?? Cause your a shitebag, internet gangsta, who hides behind a laptop spoutin pish! SQUARE GO YA FUCKIN WANK!!! Ill tell u where and when and if you dont turn up, point proven. =)

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 I clear 14 pound an hr m8 ur maw pays well for her services. Im assumin you work in some sort of customer service sector or hospitality perhaps!!? Ha Ha Come on now who the fuck would give you a job with patter and attitude like that??? Giro fiend!!

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 I@ I'm done talking with you about your belief that you are an opressed freedom fighter. I also refuse to get into an argument about the ridiculous idea of a Scottish uprising. You are an idiot if you think we would be any better off.

It's laughable that you would describe yourself as "left wing and with a social conscience", whilst advocating the murder of civilians by a TERRORIST orginisation. I don't see the problem with imperialism, different strokes. Nice insult, dick.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Go look up the word and you'll find it fits the IRA perfectly. Also, there is no war you fucking retard, scumbags like the IRA like to call it that so they can pretend there is honour in killing innocent civilians. Killing civilians deliberately is defined as a war atrocity, so even if it were a war they would still be dirty scum. I'm not advocating what the british have done, I support neither side. They are both as bad as each other.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Part 2 of your gay little plan kicked in eh? We both know why you were using insults like that, so you could imply that you are more intelligent than me. The sad thing is that with the average IQ on youtube hovering around 84 it probably worked. Please point out where you think I contradicted myself so that I may mock your reading comprehension some more.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 You are such a huge moron that I'm having trouble believing you're not trolling me. The fact that your ancestors came from Ireland doesn't change the fact that you have nothing to do with the troubles.

You think that supporting a football club makes you any better than other people? Wow, you are beyond fucked up. You've been brainwashed by the countless IRA rallies you've no doubt attended. You should be took out and shot like a rabid dog you filthy scumbag.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Haha breaking out the intellectual insults are we? Trying to make yourself look smart? I know how I meant what I was saying you condescending fuck. Maybe you should toddle on and masturbate to the thought of Bobby Sands putting his dick in your mouth.

You think you're intelligent for supporting terrorists? That is what the IRA are, they bomb innocents. I bow to no Queen, the Monarchy is a joke.

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 Get a job ya fuck nut bastard, too much time on yer hands, how did u get computer anyway? Crisis loan i take it! =) =)

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 I'm not weasling out of anything you fucking moron. Read the rest of the examples and you'll see the crap isn't the only synonym listed. Get some reading comprehension you dickhead.

Yes, supporting a terrorist organisation makes you stupid, asshat. You're not even Irish, it has fuck all to do with you. Just because you support celtic doesn't make you into a fucking freedom fighter. Get a grip on your pathetic life you stupid little shit. Fuck the IRA.

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 Will do I know who ma maw is atleast, plus she still alive. Quite sure ur mammy n daddy fucked off years ago and are probably deed! Thank fuck they cannae replicate another wan a u! =) =) =) =)

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 If you had any brain cells you'd realise that gay has evolved to be a synonym for crap, stupid, retarded and a whole host of other negative words. It's funny that you would say I'm not getting any when your time is spent arguing on youtube. You musn't have any friends, I can't imagine anyone liking scum like you.

If your channel age is your real age then that just makes you all the more pathetic. Fuck your IRA you stupid cunt.

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Ah yes, mother jokes, the last refuge of a creepy fuck running out of patter. Also, well done, the link between video games and homosexuality is widely accepted amongst the scientific community. I'm not 21 either, nor did I upload any videos. I'd probably call you some names now, but you've embarrassed yourself enough.

[il0vehimOx]

@Green2thecore1916 fuck sake man really going on how yir scottish naw british nd; you canny even fucking spell scotland fucking hell . who the hell do you think you fucking are ?

[Tammc09]

@Green2thecore1916 Gay cunt.

[vodkacolly]

Sad

[acidhouse1988]

To much LSD made him end up like that

[mikefranky]

OMFG!!!

[wildebeast1976]

ooooya fucker!

sare ane!

They tried to lock him up but he kept scratchin at the door tae get oot...

[heatherb89]

Green2thecore1916 You give scotland a bad name.

[redcatthekiller]

@heatherb89 are you just piking on him because hes dislexic you sad ass go and fuck you mom

[heatherb89]

@redcatthekiller Yes, yes I am. But I may have a feeling you too are slightly uneducated. I think the comment you wrote is accurately written as follows: "Are you just picking on him because he is dyslexic? You are a sad ass, go and fuck your mum." Quick question, did you drop out of education at the age of ten to become a full time professional Ned, picking up your 50 quid once a week to spend it on bucky and beat up innocent people of the community? OR, is your dad really your uncle?

[blackstudios]

are u fkkkkin jokin me?

[SuperBigMan27]

@Green2thecore1916 Ur a fuckin embarrasment to Celtic supporters mate!!

[wimblewomble21]

what ever happened tae catman?? a keep hearing about 20 different answers but dont know who to believe. the most common answers i get is that he is now cleaned up, lives in a house and now roams around greenock like a normal citizen in a wheelchair. and another one i hear (i hope its not true) is that he wis murdered. Anyone out there got any answers about the mystery man from scotts lane????

[catmanontour]

OMG CATMAN ON TOUR

[catmanontour]

Catman is everywhere, not just here in "greenock".

[rangers11000]

@Green2thecore1916

and i like tae see dirty fenian bastards dying due to a shortage of potatoes ya taig cunt.

[blueberry0700]

Is he still alive??

[donnakabab100]

is this really catman ??

[wildebeast1976]

@donnakabab100 don't know if it him for sure but i can tell yi one thing.

The deed rat's real...

[madmanbehindye]

fuckin hell.. looks like anakin skywalker after obi wan chops him up

[deanoboy01]

bel ter!

[dades1987]

thats no even catman, thats ma maw, she went oot tae her dealers for smack about ten year ago, havent seen her since. come hame maw!!!!

[kuniva101]

@Green2thecore1916 Maw jokes. Grow up ya hepatitis riddled pikey fking youtube gangsta.

[stublue44]

that guy is actually the local priest.

[thelostscot]

catman ye no cauld?

[GrantP790]

did he not get stabbed of a bunch of neds?

[britin123]

i wonder if this guy just pretends to be homeless :) imagein him running round the corner jumping into a bentley puttin his middle finger up at you telling you to fuck and insulting your mother :) that would be comical :)

[bobshdtest]

Your posts always cheer me because of how pathetic they are, a good laugh aye ye ken eh bawbag? and i doubt the hardiest cunt in glasgow would be typing threats on youtube, but if thats true then damn, glasgow is the pussiest place in scotland. and keep blabbing about the yer maw stuff, its funny to read baseless insults with no truth because they have no impact. Oh and you have no balls, real ones maybe but not the type you need when someones squaring up to you,and football is for stupid people

[bobshdtest]

wow is there any point in me going on, you still type like a child and you used that burst rugby baw joke on other people already, try to think of some new material, on second thought don't bother, your too much of a retard to think of your own. and so what if douchebag is an american word and it has nothing to do with scotland, it still prefeclty describes what kind of person you are, a douchebag! Fuck off and grow up you tim

P.S. Skanks are people that talk like you, think about that real hard

[bobshdtest]

What the fuck is up with your posts, either your a complete retard who never learned grammar or your typing the way you talk to look 'cool'. Well let me tell you it makes you look like a fucking loser, your trying to sound scottish typing like that, thats not how actual scots sound, thats how chavs and neds sound, your only embarrasing scotland by making it look like its filled with twats like you. clean up your neddy, douche bag attitude and get a fucking life.

[jroc889]

half man half parasite

[rainmouse]

epic social services fail.

[youngtaylor1]

correct

[rraabbeeoo]

I laughed like fuck at that statement haha. Class.

[TheBigstu18]

YOUR A FUCKIN PENIS!!!!! Yer maw was textin me last night. She said she wanted the bawz put inty her. And that she wanted to have me knockin it inty her, and i said, listen darlin the only thing im gonna be knockin inty you is a 6 inch nail through yer skull and a double ender up yer nanny. YOU DIRTY SOAPDODGIN, TATTIE HOWKIN SCROTUM. Now fuck off back to yer howf and sprout some hair on those we bawz ye'v got.

[windchimex]

Easy!

[Mirrorkissers]

wow, I dunno if I even have to take the piss out of this post. Pretty much does the job itself!

[manicmacintosh]

Ahhh I see. You're joking.

[manicmacintosh]

Hun bastard? I'm a Celtic fan you thick cunt? First i'm English?!? Then you say I support Rangers?!? Stop making things up. What's a sumbag? What a moronic twat.

[manicmacintosh]

Eh what? I'm from Glasgow you fucking idiotic tit ! You type like a fucking American's stereotypical view of a Scotsman. I take it your unemployed?

[manicmacintosh]

@Green2thecore1916 Pardon?

[manicmacintosh]

Yet you live in Britain? What a fud.

[emmabee11]

Omg! someone help him and y'all better stop making fun of him, atleast be good people and help him out, where's the love in this world?.

[eurodancer987]

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[eurodancer987]

give catman back he is a member os ireland so give him back.  from all of the jews

[1ngjoxsh]

gives a new meaning to "get yer rat oot"

[1ngjoxsh]

@Green2thecore1916

hahahaha funniest comment ever

[SnuggleBear1970]

IS THAT SHIT FOR REAL?

[MrNobody808]

Unfortunately

[Mirrorkissers]

get tae fuck.

[dvckong]

think some of yous cunts just need to calm down eh?

catman never did shit to you eh?

all he does is catch rats and shit

did he shag your mother or summit?

[MoistMilk]

IM GONA SHAG YOU

[JedOasisForever]

Haha Thats About The Nicest Piece Of Pussy Ive Seen In Greenock !

[gazwel83]

@Green2thecore1916

Take it you support Celtic? No one can be that stupid.

[pfg333]

whats all the fuss about?

i thought all people north of the wall look like this.

[gazwel83]

@pfg333

True, but people south of the border have webbed feet and sleep with their mothers so it evens out.

[WallOfSnow]

I heard he was a seaman?

[stublue44]

buntymcbawbag

[buntymcfunty]

I'm nae bam bawbag,mind ur manners sonny!

[buntymcfunty]

I was born and lived in greenock fur 17yrs,and i've never heard o him,i'd be well feart if i ever saw him!And as fur that minging thing hingin oot his mooth,i hope the rat washes his wee haunds efter touchin him.

[chrislovespillz]

Fuck up ya bam its shite fur this guy, good on yi Mige fur filmin iss fae Perry. a seen iss guy up keniwith crecent years ago n a fot it wis shite eh state he wis in. If hes still aboot a hope hes in a better nick.

[stublue44]

thats the local priest.

[PalzaC1]

He answered to the name of mr collins, pair cunt has it rough wi bams like davceervd beating him up, hope he bites yer nose aff and yeh get rabies ya tadger

[zeus9801]

his name is stevie diamond fae bellsmyre dumbarton, he got a beating with a hammer and it turn him into this, his two boys are local neds who are the biggest shite bags you can meet

[davceervd]

IM GON UP THERE ND IM GONNAE PAN HIS FACE

[chrislovespillz]

eh guy at took this is called mige a no him he used tae stay up eh tap end a larkfeild.

[M4RKG79]

This is very real i saw him many a time years ago wee used tae take him doon crisps an at! not saw or heard o him in years wouldlike to think hes still alive harmless cunt so he is! but scary if your young and see him at nite :(

[dylanh4]

avrat hinging out gis mooth lmao

[Inverclydeviews]

To see the Greenock area, search - inverclydeviews

[neraullala91]

:)) ma big cousin took this

n catmans not still livin there as far as i know he was cleaned up and put in a house n had a wheelchair. used to see him about the toon sometimes. dunno if he's went back to living there noo like he usually does but :S

fuck knows whyyyyyy you'd wanty live like this

[randomlaughingman]

mk-ultra rubbish.

[sinwow33]

I done it.

[coolesence]

he wasnt murdered he still lives in the scottish travel garage weve seen him about there he crawls on his handds and knees and doesnt talk but he can understand you. even though he looks scary he is actually harmless and has been in those garages for years

[Jamiemac100]

what garages are these?

[disdressed]

What a horribly choppy video.

[PeetCtyre]

fuck you Bear Grylls Catman was eating rats when u were still sookin boabys in the army ya prick.

[deeznutz357]

hahaha

[VideoNoob22]

So wait, he chooses to live like that? :S

[Siobhanxx95]

Yeah :/ Its Horrible >:P

[81bigmark]

pair of muppets

[Shaboozzy]

My Scottish cousin had sex with him.

[themaniacboy]

Is this guy real ?

[Siobhanxx95]

Yeah Hes Real :)

[themaniacboy]

That is awesome

But he is murdered why and how ?

[Siobhanxx95]

I Think He Was Murdered :s

Dunno Why?

Neds Proberly Layed Into Him then left him to die -- Not Sure?

[themaniacboy]

He is a unique man to me, but did they discover them dead or something

[Siobhanxx95]

Same, I dont No If he was discovered or if he just like disapeared?

[themaniacboy]

So  you are not sure he is dead

[Siobhanxx95]

No But Everyone Says Hes Dead and Nobodys Seen Him?