Landover Baptist Pastor Preaches to Atheists

[MrAntithiest]

parody or priest BRILLIANT either way i would have liked to be part of the audience

[ANBUspecialBlackops]

at least hes amusing to watch.

[ANBUspecialBlackops]

he had me with talking green testicle.

[Mikeybetts]

LOL

i love the landover baptists XD

[Thalamide]

Landover Baptist does Satins work. Half of their Rev.s are Convicted Criminals. They will all burn in Hell.

[roguescorch]

guys, he's taking everything in the bible way out of context. The bible says multiple times to love and accept everyone which they dont do at all

God flooded the world because the whole world went astray and he wanted to start over. Not just a couple of people talking about him. This man is probably going to hell but who am i to judge.

[Nilguiri]

@roguescorch

"who am i to judge."

Ooh, I know that one! A guillible moron who doesn't know his ass from his elbow? Am I right?

[KuroroDanchou]

can't tell if trolling or just stupid

[LckeStudios]

talking green testicle

what the fuck ever.

[Preetima1125]

@1966Daywalker he was kicked out 3 weeks before graduation from a christian college, because I guess he came to his senses and did some radio show mocking them. Actually they are "true" christians. Everything they post on their forums came from the bible, such as beating their wives or killing them for disobeying them, or if you get raped it's your fault, or making a shed for your wife to live in during her menstrual period. It's all in there in the bible. Yes, he is an asshole because he is tr

[NotoriousNYNJ]

Hell bound like a mug!

[MorbidlyObese1]

LMLMLML, I joined the website and I said Jesus was asian in a Jesus was white thread and I got an infraction for being racist and their words were,'Calling out savior a chink'. XD What is this double standard hypocrasy.

[1966Daywalker]

These people arent Christians. thjey make fun of Christians and if you put mesages in their forum they doctor them and reearrange the wording,evidently thinking they are funny. Chris was kicked out of collge. In reality he is an asshole.

[knunknownnk]

Not all Christians are like this. Most that I know are really nice people.

[somethingdiffereable]

@knunknownnk They are not true christians then! This is what the bible says! Just what he is saying! Read it some time! I'll send you an informative video which quotes this nonsense by verse.

[sega310982]

@knunknownnk

Of course they're not. Landover Baptist is a parody.

[sega31098]

For a moment, when I saw the C-SPAN logo, I though this was real.

Then I saw the URL.

[winterstellar]

I just thought of a joke! How about "Bendover Catholic Church", eh? Hehe!:)

[kittenpaws0927]

Wow, all I can do is shake my head. I want to laugh because I know he is mocking, but it is also not very nice because there are some people who are christian but also very nice people. It is rare to say that but there are those rare christians who are decent, kind, caring and just all around wonderful people. I just want to point out I am not a christian and have no religious affiliations.

[ozzyslush]

@kittenpaws0927 Yes, they are call "enablers." Being a christian doesn't automatically make someone a dickwad, but when otherwise normal people buy into their ridiculous superstitions, it lends credibility to the Robertsons, Falwells, Osteens, Van Impes, and Hagees of the world... not to mention the Ugandan preachers who want to make homosexuality a capital offense. Nice people buying into their bible bullshit does NOT make it all right.

[sega310982]

@kittenpaws0927

Rare? Most Christians are decent people.  It is the louder crowd that are more insane.

[noxel99]

Greatest comedian of the century.

[videogamers100]

umm, im a little confused, i thought "true Christians" Abhored alcholhol, yet, this pastor said that god Like to give "free Booze at parties." i love people like him, gives me hope that christians wil die soon.

[youkilledbambi]

Trollface.jpg

[DoctorNociceptor]

LOL, Lord shot his creative wad! I admit, when I first saw a page of his website I thought it was real and laughed my ass off. It's still missing, although I figured out it's just a joke.

[Allzthedevil]

Now that I look around some more I see he's not...

[Allzthedevil]

This is fucking with me, I cant tell if he is serious or not...

[CaptainF0rk]

@Allzthedevil Trust me... he is.

[sega310982]

@Allzthedevil

It's not. Landover Baptist is a parody site.

[Allzthedevil]

@ChamberOfAvici They're all real nuts...

[Oranjeklant]

Landover Baptists give me hope the USA will recover from christian madness in a few decades.

[dudeitsknate]

@Oranjeklant Ha. They aint christians man.

[MamaMario13]

@4um360 it's a parody

[drrobertoboogie97]

Poe's law is in effect.

[4um360]

This crazy man backs up what he says with his crazy book. He has given an accurate description of the Bible's blood-loving-man-killing-god.

[xxjonkoxx]

@Simplistic7SalvatioN

Ahah is that true?

Then that is kinda strange if you ask me.

Anwyay, they really dont break character then, kinda funny.

[mantusx]

These people are absolutely crazy. They are the American version of Al-Quida - it's sick...

[xxjonkoxx]

landoverbaptist forum is really sick.

They are creating hatred towards alot of countries.

9 reasons why god hates hollands topics, and alot more topics like that.

They blast anyone who does not agree with them.

These people can get a tumor the size of a football in there head for all I care.

I just lost all my respect for religion.

[Brittonsp]

@xxjonkoxx You do realise that it is all a parody of people like Westboro Baptist church?

[Oranjeklant]

@xxjonkoxx : Jij bent niet echt slim he ?

[xxjonkoxx]

@Oranjeklant

hoezo? er is een forum die heet Landoverbaptist.

Daar lijkt het of er christelijke mensen discusseren over hoe slecht mensen zonder geloof wel niet zijn.

Wist ik veel dat het een stelletje atheiste zijn die niks beters te doen hebben.

Vergissing is menselijk jantje.

[gnarkillkicksass]

@xxjonkoxx It's satire. It's an atheist club that makes fun of the fundies.

[nick0912nascar]

Lol!!!!!! This is great!!!!

[lovelyleo810]

This church is fictional......I think its terrible but I thank God that its fiction. The bad thing is that some really think the same way that this man does.

[toomanyseths]

Hey guys, this is a joke. Landover Baptist Church is fictional - it's run by Atheists.

[atheistdude54]

So glad I am an atheist

[istul777]

PTL!

[sooty23]

Greatest Troll ever !!!!

[Baileyndecks]

Glory!

[betweenTwocriminals]

Jesus wants to save this man.

[AGNOSSI]

This preacher tells it like it is! Praise the LORD!

[atheistdude54]

@AGNOSSI God doesn't exist!!

[zfowla]

this guy is a fucking weirdo

[DoctorNociceptor]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I know it's fake, but I can't help laugh!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL!!!

[blackbird01T]

WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN

Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry. 

[SSNWalker]

@blackbird01T

Ding ding ding, you are today's winner on..........Thank you for pointing out the obvious...... :)

[HonestMan395]

@blackbird01T Well, I suppose it makes a change from all the centuries of Christian bigotry.

At least they don't want to kill everybody who doesn't agree with them or get themselves off at the thought of people burning in hell forever. We leave that to the "loving" Christians.

Hate is what they are good at, having had centuries of practice at it.

[Blewberd]

@blackbird01T hey everyone knows and nobody cares

[monkeystoot]

This church dedicates itself to trolling and satire, don't take it seriously.

[commanderxt]

theyre the mordern nazi worshiping and fake god call hitler.......

they think the world is flat not round how the hell did the mange that

also they only think the usa will be saved and the rest of the countries in the

world.....

[Eragarev]

A very convincing hoax.

[THEREALMOSH2]

this is a jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oookkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee church...

[2012films]

These are the worst kind of people

[uberkaizer]

This guy is wack.....If your going to give gods messege and a clearly not a good messenger then you moght get a new profession one that suits you better. Your whole idea is lost on poor word choice and out right blasphomy, His own weak fragile psychology is revealed with his thoughtless and graceless presentation here. He is a sad excuse for a holyman! Seriously he needs to ask god what he's true calling is! I'll say a prayer for you Preacher!!!

[Valthepixie]

@uberkaizer The guy is an atheist, it's a parody. ;)

[ff6605]

Fuck the stupid bible



[9lk00583]

i have been trolling the shit out of their site for a few weeks now your guys should help

[Juice34759]

Even Edward Current would enyy this guy.

[ChurchOfArceus]

This man needs to narrate Chick Tracts

[boo66]

An atheists' rally!  How very American!!! Even the atheists have to gather together and make daft whooping noises!

[grindcorepants]

Lol at the articles on Land Over Baptist. It's a satirical website, one of my favorites.

[NUFCRossy]

@adrenalinrush99 logic concludes your a idiot

By your own self contradiction- (even your name suggests evolution, as most animals have developed adrenal glands). I quote: "back in the days when science was about science". WTF? "scientists should have faith in god". WTF? "Christians aint bots but we want to be Christlike". WTF? "the bible will outlive the earth" WTF? All bible record are on earth... Your words alone allow us to go beyond assumption, and acknowledge that you are a inbred fuctard

[NUFCRossy]

Ahahahaha We need 2 of him in every city preaching with a megaphone 24/7, it may snap our race out of the ancient fairytale s#%* kids have been force fed! And if you don't want us to laugh at your religion don't have such funny beliefs,

Your mind is yours,

don't copy+paste a morons

[ff6605]

@NUFCRossy hell ya brother

[fourtywpm]

ha ha this is hilarious! Satire always is.

[ANGELFACE3242]

DIS SHIT IS PATHETIC.......A DAM SHAME BUT HE GOIN 2 HELL ANYWAYS SO HMPH.....ND DA WHOLE LOT OF EM WILL B SQUATTING ON PITCH-FORKS RITE ALONG WIT HIM

[starberry2947]

this man is genius XDDD

[jimmicreesti]

PRAISE BE!! Sarah Palin / O' Donnell 1012

[1966Daywalker]

The man is anything but genius. A real man can own up to things he says, not doctor and alter other people's words and change their messages to suit himself. I have no problem with religious humor, but this guy is an asshole.

[grinningdarling]

yea, i've been to their thread websites, and what i found just terrifies me. Selling daughters are okay, women is debatable to have a soul, they have a hut for post-natal women that are still bleeding, and if the hut is broken, the wives are sleeping in the woods. I mean... terrible!

[Sabiancym]

Genius

[Dayntei]

They're funny, for two reasons.

#1 They're just that.

#2 They get mad at me for laughing at their topics.

Yep, plenty of computers for me to do my business on... Yep...

[Mattysmyth0593]

This is how Christians should act if they follow the bible perfectly.

[renerjani]

if god likes to kill, then fuck that god

[jasonstewart71]

its all fake just read about it

[el060248]

These people are so fucking retarded. How can they believe in that bullshit? It's sad that they are wasting their lives for something that is supposed to happen after it but won't.

On the other hand, I don't really want to feel sad for such hateful and selfish people.

[moket123]

@el060248 wikipedia landover baptist church. everything will be explained

[AdrenalinRush99]

One more comment then I'll let you go your hellbound way for your speech was like an eminem or kanye video to me aka crap my brain don't need.Before I strike a nerve you stay tuff that migh be character for sitting you on the front lines when this country turns against Christian principles it was brought up on yes we are a fre country but we were brought up on christian principles, see when your truly saved you don't worry because its a win win situation you enjoy this little kidde ride ifitlast

[AdrenalinRush99]

back in the day science was actually about science an scientists would do better off by having faith in God and going about their research real Christians arent bots we try to live christlike out of love for our fellow woman and man that they might be saved by Christ and go to heaven also one day one day everyones knees will bow to the second coming mark my words and the words of God through he Holy Bible will far outlive he earths exsistence this is just an entree to the main coursealinktochain

[AdrenalinRush99]

Your true goal is to get real Christians mad at you and leash out at you I keep all the lost in prayer how do explain miracles sir for I myself am disguted with people like you but even more so with people that call themselves Christians but are actually a cult I haft to say atleast if your gonna burn in hell your gonna take responsibilty for your actions and not call it something its not as far as God goes he can do as he pleases hes the creator, stop living in the Old testament, all will bow

[phoenixtimes2]

Gloowwwrrraahhhh! Pastor Deacon Fred speaks the truth!!!

[DozierENT1280]

YESHOUA KHRISTOS DO NOT KNOW YOU DEACON FRED. YOU DON' T UNDERSTAND THE WORD OF GOD SATAN AND YOUR CHURCH FALL BEFORE GEORGIA GETS 90 DEGREES THIS YEAR 2011.

AMEN

KINSMEN GLOBAL MINISTRY

MINISTER TERRANCE DEGERA DOZIER, SR.

IF THE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND YOU BOTH WILL FALL INTO THE HOLE

[l3ete1geuse]

omg, this is too funny

[eprams]

Reddit is full of queers and heathens...

[lautz73]

For those that don't realize it, this guy is making fun of religion and the Bible.

[sausyyy]

I don't know what to think of this guy. I respect him for speaking out to the atheists, but he is doing it all wrong, maybe he's using scare tactics, well thats wrong too. I gotta pray for him and everyone else there

[gnarkillkicksass]

@sausyyy It is satire. His real name is Chris Harper, he founded the "Landover Baptist Church" which is a fictional comedy church where he just satires the Christian extremists.

[Vossajex]

I love how the crowd mocks him. THOUSANDS of people. Mocking him.

what a fuck-nugget.

[Dgen717]

@Vossajex I don't think anyone there is mocking him. They're laughing with him. It's satire and they're enjoying it. It's an atheist rally and he's 'preaching' to his (non) converted.

[secondbible]

@Vossajex yes they will be smashed by the axe of god when he returns. it's not wise for them to touch god's anointed.

[Souffriau]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool =D

like he means it

[Anonomous0C]

The church is pathetic, I have been to it, not worth my time. It tried to tell me that witchcraft was bad. Runescape was satan. Harry potter was satan. The people of this church blindly follow this man. Believing word, for word everything he says. This church has a forum and if you go and read it, its disguuusting! This church needs to put a sock in it, for they are hypocrites.

[COTCgirl123]

@Anonomous0C You know its all a joke right?

[gnarkillkicksass]

@Anonomous0C He's joking, its a character played by Chris Harper.

[starberry2947]

@Anonomous0C

lol it's satire dude XD

[halflifeproductionz]

@Anonomous0C its a satirical project on fundamental christianity. haha!!

[Apemopo]

@Anonomous0C i was disgusted too. this is HORRID

[desirefirst]

@Anonomous0C comedy seems to be over someone's head. and you spelled anonymous wrong

[Anonomous0C]

@desirefirst I was being sarcastic moron :P. and Anonymous0C was taking. Learn to make do with what you got my friend XD.

[desirefirst]

@Anonomous0C oh, 'scuse me, and you spelled taken wrong. but i doubt that a moron has a mensa level iq, i just judged the comment wrong.

[Anonomous0C]

@desirefirst Ahahahahaha, Cute, just cute... That someone you're age would bash a teenager. Adorable.

[Anonomous0C]

@desirefirst And hell, Lets see you juggle. Playing fallout new vegas, typing, writing, talking, organizing my mp3 player, and Getting ready to go do some FREERUNNING! YEEAAAH. Anyways, yup :3 have fun with that Grammar po-po.

[desirefirst]

pretty good. i welcome comments on my "what i is" vid; please read the intro below the vid before commenting to get the "spirit" in which it is presented

[dtorfleming]

@Anonomous0C

Are you kidding? You've been to this church? It's a fiction, a parady. This church only exists online and only for your entertainment.

Oh, and Harry Potter is satan.

[Anonomous0C]

@dtorfleming JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, I WAS FUCKING JOKEING YOU FUCKING MORONS JESUS CHRIST.

[dtorfleming]

@Anonomous0C

So sensitive!

[Anonomous0C]

@dtorfleming Damn straight 8D. But I am sick of my inbox filling up with the shit about how this shit doesnt exist. I knooooowwww. Thumbs up my comment so people will leave me alone DX<

[KakashiHatake2121]

@Anonomous0C they aren't a real church. They're joking. They reveal the ugly truths of christianity. They don't believe in this bullshit.

[Anonomous0C]

@KakashiHatake2121 I KNOOOOW. UGH can you please look at the comments below and thumbs up my other comment saying I was jokeing so people will leave me alone D<

[DoctorNociceptor]

@Anonomous0C Looking at their website, they are just a stupid and silly satire to make Baptists look like insanely xenophobic jerks. OMG, there's a hilarious stupid music video with Jesus and their fake spokesperson Betty Bowers on the 'Suggestions' videos!

It's obviously fake... so, was the church you said you went to fake?

[Anonomous0C]

@DoctorNociceptor Pleas eexcuse the misspelled Why, Its five in the morning and I am very tired.

[RandomNewblet]

@DoctorNociceptor In fact in their terms of service on their main website theres a little spot of invisible text that reads The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

[MrRastaVibrations]

@Anonomous0C you are kidding, right?

[Anonomous0C]

@MrRastaVibrations *Sigh* You are the 50th to ask, and yes, I am kidding

[Anonomous0C]

@soapybubbles3 Please understand I was joking XD

[soapybubbles3]

@Anonomous0C lol! I only realised that it was a satire site a few minuets after posting that coment!! haha! I feel like a tit now...lol sorry! >,<

XD never mind...lol

[ILIYYILI]

For some reason, every time I see the words 'baptist church' I read 'rapist'

[raveoursoulz]

2:20: totally owned ;)

[raveoursoulz]

"believe" and christianity shouldn't not be mixed... but you must be a good stand-up comedian too ;-)

[cameronwho]

THIS IS THE GREATEST

[ixlnxs]

Hilarious! I love making funny of religious folk

[blaireedwards]

This was one of the best pieces of satire I have ever seen, too bad most Christians are too brain-dead from attempting to shove the Bible that is shoved into their ass into the ass of other people.

[anarchaticjuggalo]

FUCK THIS CHURCH nothing but racist ignorent bigot ass overly christian fucks

[silvermercury18]

@anarchaticjuggalo it's not real...

[Germanboy567]

LOL. You guys gotta watch the minecraft post.

[arpeemac]

it not a green testicle! it's Mike Wazowski!

[sjmunoz]

well this guy has a lot of future going against the green testicle...

[chrispa9573]

would most christies get that this is satire? I don't think they would.

[armandin2048]

Why isn't he wearing a jacket the straps up at the back? More importantly, why hasn't everyone who listens to this shit without absolute disgust been steralised to stop the affliction spreading to future generations.

All those who believe the bible is true, one step forward - BOOM! the rest, bury those assholes to stop the stink spreading!

[laflugantabastardo]

@armandin2048

Thanks ass, you just killed me two years ago. Way to go.

[youbetrippinbitch]

is this guy on mushrooms xD ??

[ALzSweetness]

Blasphemy!!! My the lord have mercy on anyone who finds humor in this. Sad

[laflugantabastardo]

@ALzSweetness

You're right. It's not funny; it's all true.

[RedlineMMA]

@ALzSweetness

Good thing blasphemy is a victimless crime.

[Boblahoe]

It’s funny because you go on landoverbaptists(dot)net and it says things like "Lego is the building block for satin", "Older video games mock Gods creation by they depict people as squares and not god majestic creation." I think this is total crap. And atheist believe in the big bang or some other thing like that, look at our retina and how detailed it is, how could planets colliding or proteins piggy backing crystals and somehow evolving into people, how does that even make sense?!?!

[laflugantabastardo]

@Boblahoe

Let me guess, you have watched Expelled, haven't you? :-D

[Boblahoe]

@laflugantabastardo No, but I heard about it. All I can say is "Buller, Buller, Buller."

[laflugantabastardo]

@Boblahoe

I'm sorry, I'm not a native English speaker - what does "Buller" mean?

[Boblahoe]

@laflugantabastardo Its from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's day off.' The actor who was in expelled was in Bueller's day off. Oh and I just noticed I spelled Bueller wrong in my first post.

[laflugantabastardo]

@Boblahoe

Oh, you are referring to Mr Monotonous, Ben Stein? I see.

The reason I asked is because the "piggy backing crystals" was a line that was also used in Expelled - which I honestly find patently absurd because it's one of the more obscure hypotheses out there. It's either a bit dishonest or (and please don't take this the wrong way) ignorant, really...

[Boblahoe]

@laflugantabastardo No, I compleatly agree with you on that. I did see that one scene on youtube a while back, I just typed it without even rememering where I heard it from. This might have been in Expelled I'm not quite sure but they were saying that they have created protiens and some other genetic things so they think that this proves theory's like that. The only part they left out is how many protiens it would eventually take to make a creature let alone a human.

[laflugantabastardo]

@Boblahoe

Hm, might want to search for "Flunked" here on YouTube. That's Expelled with some (graphically painful) explanations on what is going on. Refutations, and such.

[somethingdiffereable]

People who live in remote areas of the world are not candidates for salvation and are considered unsaved scum. Praise the sweet name of Jesus, glory, glory!!!!!! 

[nschneier12]

I don't think anyone there is an atheist.

[revbookburn]

This is a classic!

[frbennu]

Amazing!!

[billyboylb]

I'm so glad I'm a constant source of irritation to the Christians....LMAO!