@cc1606 says he, the one looking up how to lose your virginity :) anyways was that directed at me, cos if so i cn think of one way u cn b of assistance :P
welcome to the future, have you ever wanted to make out with a video game? well now is your chance, lick your partners pixels till you download in your pants
@LegderandMe 0_0 Im the exact same. I may still have the card, but i no how to not bun my oven.
have guy wear condom
take birth control
only do missionary when he first inserts, & for 5mins after then switch. missionary is the straightest way to your cirvix, and the best baby-creating pose with sex.
Or just make him pull out to come (While wearing a condom of course)
Pre-cum has more sperm than climax-cum so make sure he has a condom. A guy CAN NOT FEEL HIS PRE SO IF HE SAYS HE DOES HES LYING!
do offense but do you think the two could be related.
Porn has a destructive efect on people, the feminists are right about that one. there is a direct link between porn and sex crimes, porn and social intimacy issues etc etc.
there is nothing wrong with being a virgin.
Porn addiction is more harmfull than it gets known for.
why was there no condom..... that may be a really really bad kit for loosing your virginity but thats also not a safe one, but then again condoms only last in the pack for a couple of years and thast at average room temp.
if i were to make a virginity kit, it would contain: fifty bucks, a guide to the best bitches in town, an a condom. If youre so desperate then it should do...
the certificate thing and the cards are a good idea tho.
:) I never thought some people actually need an instruction manual in order to use their dicks.
Hidframe 5 months ago 2
Dude...you need to get laid...quickly!
cc1606 6 months ago
@cc1606 says he, the one looking up how to lose your virginity :) anyways was that directed at me, cos if so i cn think of one way u cn b of assistance :P
sometimesmileysophie 1 month ago
He seems drunk
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850Nexus 7 months ago
Is it my imagination, or is this guy kinda fit?
sometimesmileysophie 11 months ago 2
@sometimesmileysophie loool i was thinking the same thing
tutticuttitutticutti 5 months ago
lol the ass hat
TheTrey10 11 months ago
the funny thing is... you know that there were people that emailed him.
famoscat 1 year ago
welcome to the future, have you ever wanted to make out with a video game? well now is your chance, lick your partners pixels till you download in your pants
bigbrett11 1 year ago
ass hat lmao
annalulu0808 1 year ago
lmaooooo lmoaoooooooooooooo
annalulu0808 1 year ago
Porta-Potties = Romantic . <3
BAHAHA!
CrazyBeautifulxEmma1 1 year ago
lmao. write him a email n u guys can cyber it out. i think thats what he means hahah lolz
SoldierofFortune1990 1 year ago
One of my friends lost hers in a port-o-potty, but she denies it now and says that time was "just for practice." :P
fanmanavnger16 1 year ago
I'm in grade 9 and I'm a girl. I really want to lose my v-card because it feels like a burden. But I don't wanna prego my ego. Can you help?
LegderandMe 1 year ago
@LegderandMe 0_0 Im the exact same. I may still have the card, but i no how to not bun my oven.
have guy wear condom
take birth control
only do missionary when he first inserts, & for 5mins after then switch. missionary is the straightest way to your cirvix, and the best baby-creating pose with sex.
Or just make him pull out to come (While wearing a condom of course)
Pre-cum has more sperm than climax-cum so make sure he has a condom. A guy CAN NOT FEEL HIS PRE SO IF HE SAYS HE DOES HES LYING!
SarasosalovesDamen 1 year ago
Im gunna ask my GF if she wants to asshat with me. Lets see her reaction lmao
OutOfMyMindsHD 1 year ago 2
i want your mom as my own ass hat xD
LLschoolJ2 1 year ago
Pedo person is Pedo
jakdax12 1 year ago
w-t-f
how can he show that with a straight face.. something is wrong..
zappzoe 1 year ago
asshat position? rofl!
twilightlily15 1 year ago
aha lol funny vid!
SL8RxECLIPSE 1 year ago
Those cards forgot 2 people
1:Me
2:Chuck Norris
robomaniac8 1 year ago
LOLZ ASSHAT
Erik753820 1 year ago
I'm 8 what is this?
SomeLvl105 1 year ago
i just uploaded into ur mom
r9ng3 1 year ago
Lol
joerush25 1 year ago
can I smoke weed with you please
xXPlayer2 1 year ago
Wow. Just wow.
MeTheOneth 1 year ago
i laughed at the "how to have sex with your games"
click you girlfriends pixels untill you download into your pants...like what the shit?
brownbuttbaby 1 year ago
Hahaha "This one is called The Asshead"
Bobberg90 1 year ago
wtf...
TheCombineify 1 year ago
best way to lose your verginity is getting a girl, get drunk and the nwhalla your not virgin
copi111 1 year ago
Lolwut?
MegaDarknero 1 year ago
love the sex position.. lol
johnreynaldotrinidad 1 year ago
best pick up line ever "hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
tatetalk 1 year ago 54
thats awesome dude
idonthaveacoolcar 1 year ago
@tatetalk actually I think mine is better. Get in my car and have sex with me or i'll kill you
CoryIsNoScrub 1 year ago
nah his is better :)
PhilipTheaker2009 1 year ago
ahahahaha
PhilipTheaker2009 1 year ago
@tatetalk ROFL epic :D
GamerGuyAlfa 1 year ago
don't copy Family guy unless it comes in a real life situation, like on my last date......
robomaniac8 1 year ago
Chloroform
herojeen 1 year ago 3
wtf dude.
roshanpark 1 year ago
w...t...f...
bylligamekid 1 year ago
2:03
AntiFXreligion 1 year ago
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AntiFXreligion 1 year ago
I'd love you to help me lose my virginity. Please, be my pedophile.
4Zook44 1 year ago 2
sharing is caring
hjnsf 1 year ago
I tried that virtual one but got a computer virus :(
Intoxiqated 1 year ago 30
@Intoxiqated you mean that to be funny, or you being serious and were accidentally hilarious? :')
ShadowxBoi 1 year ago
@ShadowxBoi
That first one, AND I WAS TRYING MY BEST COACH, I REALLY WAS!
Intoxiqated 1 year ago
@Intoxiqated OH GOD an STCV. Sexually Transmitted Computer Virus!
clapandtouch 1 year ago 2
i know i know the secret to losing virginity!
go outside
mastachi3f1001 1 year ago 5
really?
internetexplorer92 1 year ago
Thats amazing, I don't think anyone has ever thought of that.
wtfshoopdawoop 1 year ago
Lick your partners pixels until you download in your pants!! HA!
k1ry7sn 1 year ago 3
Hmm... That deserves a 5 star!
sojourn9229 1 year ago
ASS HAT WOOT!!
Licktoa 2 years ago
5 stars for ass head XD
SwagBucksTutsnTips 2 years ago
lol !
lokiitosodope 2 years ago
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AspergerUprising 2 years ago
Asshat, fucking lol.
toroowz 2 years ago 3
I think this will prevent virginity loss.
Sab531 2 years ago 5
i downloaded in my pants lol
SS6727 2 years ago 4
lol asshat!!!!
spiritlakechamp 2 years ago
lololololololol
maxdafield 2 years ago
lol? where did you get that loot
excalaber126 2 years ago
missing tiger woods and bill clinton cards :P Also it probably should have come with a roofie, or some alcohol, or at least a strong rope XD
weirdo666666 2 years ago 4
coulda at least included condoms
Ninjaz27 2 years ago 6
lost mine at 15 :P it was fun but i didnt know what the hell i was doing at the time haha
Damagecontrol93 2 years ago
Took me 3 years on and off with some chick to finally lose mine.
pancakes2466 2 years ago 3
Try 3 hours at a party with alcohol. Way quicker. More fun. And best of all...LESS COMMITMENT.
carolinaguy10 2 years ago
you sir, are a genious
pancakes2466 2 years ago
also you probably will end whit a fat chick
gravireight 2 years ago
@pancakes2466 lol took me five weeks with my girlfriend :D haha
badlifekid 2 years ago
Five weeks? Then you, good sir, are doing something wrong.
Devoidless 2 years ago
ROFL
Zero383224822 2 years ago
Thats kinda fast, but good job, haha.
pancakes2466 2 years ago
random guy: right bitch, your gna get raped
notavirginanymore girl: hold up, i wanna do this right!
bear with me until i get out my virginity kit 8D
haha i can imagine this catchin on
XD
MiniMangaMinx 2 years ago
You will so get your name on one of those cards someday.
SereneAid 2 years ago
I NEED VAGINAZ!!!!
FFRxPr0ducti0nz 2 years ago
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please tell me your not a virgin cause im 13 and ive had sex with two different women and im white to
hunter19966991 2 years ago
Your an idiot.
Also a fail.
matthewm888888888888 2 years ago
is there a Gaius Baltar one for screwing a toaster(Cylon you weebs)
CristianApostol 2 years ago
this was hilarious
privatelevi 2 years ago
My friend uses the term "Asshat" all the time and I never understood where he got it from...
prjctbiohazard 2 years ago
No condom? D:
Scrawnyfish 2 years ago 2
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doleightful 2 years ago
i need that book XD
UwberLicousDugyDude 2 years ago
tiger woods should have a card
CharlieOwenable 2 years ago 2
wtf...
Kisame11709 2 years ago
yes ODD.....lol
misstuesy 2 years ago
Lol asshat.
CynthiaRoses 2 years ago
hes a cute guy
can't believe he's a virgin
well yeah i can
alpha males usually
get all the girls when
we're younger
7StoryMagnet 2 years ago 6
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Lethal269 2 years ago
LOL "The Virtual Embrace" is a dude in front of the computer choking his chicken...
cfoster007 2 years ago
the asshat LOL
Shablo5 2 years ago 2
Traveler, you deffinately wouldnt need help XD
RainbowForADay 2 years ago 3
find a fat chick
prooc 2 years ago
Some stupid comments here alright.
0121ryanh117 2 years ago 2
no condom? xD
CaptianAapje 2 years ago 4
WOW
Phail pack...XD
Shadowyoshi022 2 years ago
lol this dude is hella ashamed of being a virgin
CGisDAMAN 2 years ago 2
@InfowarsFeed <--- #RealNews. <--- #ShwayNamaste
ReyesRobby 2 years ago
Shouldn't it come with GHB and Michael Jackson's lawyer?
ICTN218 2 years ago
@ICTN218 HAHA yea thats funny
iamgodinhell 2 years ago
You seemed a little ashamed reading the kits advise.
Dudewithwings 2 years ago
go get married, dumbasses, lol marriage is GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
feornhanor 2 years ago
Wow, after seeing the "Ass - Hat" I'm perfectly fine with staying a virgin for a while!!
Shazification 2 years ago
LOL What a failure kit.
Fallenfilmz 2 years ago
lol
Fallenfilmz 2 years ago
ASS HAT!!! XD
1337l34113r2 2 years ago 2
lol i wanna get that kit
crazyfool71 2 years ago
Pay attenion kids this will help you all a lot
dourabbawinner 2 years ago
o.O
WarThe3rd 2 years ago
hahahahahhahahha ASS-HAT!
EternalsHellGate 2 years ago 2
LMAO I laughed for an hour on the ass hat
ThatJordanGuy91 2 years ago 2
you need it(the kit)
TheMudJouster 2 years ago
hahaha the video game one made me laugh so hard
TheMoonsD4rkside 2 years ago
dude just get a prostitute.
BrainRemovalD3vice 2 years ago
lame
dourabbawinner 2 years ago
eww crabs
dogsman20 2 years ago
It's not going to happen with that haircut
joestl314 2 years ago
lofl "i lost my virginity to a 5 star rating" ahhhahahaha hilarious!!
lildexter562 2 years ago 2
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haha.. funny shit
GONE2HUNT 2 years ago
i <3 when guys say boobies
beccathespiffy 2 years ago 3
I love it when girls show me their B( . Y . )BIES!
kissarmysoljar000 2 years ago 3
B( . Y . )BIES make me happy!!!
EvilBeatsmith 2 years ago
boobies
Mik0Hafford 2 years ago 2
Wanna know what would be useful in that kit? One condom.
pimpslap444 2 years ago 6
I lol'd so much xD
GunthiSalwa 2 years ago 2
looks like a waste of money
jwr89 2 years ago
wow that kits missin a LOTTTTT Needs
1.a condom
2.better yet make that two condoms
3.A tissue(for the premature people out there) -because if u fail at sex.. you get it-
4. A dvd instruction on how to bone
5. Redbull
6. A jazz music cd
I so dont need the kit tho. But fer serious losing it wasnt that hard. I just went fer it.
kranix01 2 years ago 2
it should come with a condom :/
crazyb472 2 years ago
@crazyb472 indeed its the most important thing related to sex
gothicskulls 2 years ago
haha "asshat" haha omg funny weird ass video! :P
jennaa52 2 years ago
how old r u???????????wtf?
mbrbdb1 2 years ago
I WANT ONE! :D lol
yackemflamber 2 years ago
ask swifty ftw
duhrduhrduhr 2 years ago 2
In the end he basically asked us if we wanted to team rape the shit out of his virginity :O
mast3rm00se 2 years ago 4
ASSHAT!!!! LOL!
meandkg 2 years ago
asshat XD
DawnofNSSD 2 years ago
this was wierd.....
stoker48 2 years ago
should've at least included condoms
Ninjaz27 2 years ago
haaaaaa.
the what hat ? :| hahahaaa.
bessie666g 2 years ago
lose your viginity kit........GHB, cloroform and some rope..codom?....nope
Deadbeat0827 2 years ago 3
Traveler, you are absolutely adoraable.(:
Can you reply to my comment so I feel special !? <33
DinoAnniiieeeSaur 2 years ago
ive watched like 1000000 hours of porn, and im still a virgin...ironic, isnt it?
TheDuke176 2 years ago 2
No... it's just depressing.
jlwalton89 2 years ago 5
no it isn't
ralphieboy13 2 years ago
do offense but do you think the two could be related.
Porn has a destructive efect on people, the feminists are right about that one. there is a direct link between porn and sex crimes, porn and social intimacy issues etc etc.
there is nothing wrong with being a virgin.
Porn addiction is more harmfull than it gets known for.
waddellski 2 years ago
Thats kinda sad. Makes me sad too.
nosiriwonthaveapples 2 years ago
why was there no condom..... that may be a really really bad kit for loosing your virginity but thats also not a safe one, but then again condoms only last in the pack for a couple of years and thast at average room temp.
tehmedic 2 years ago 5
WOW that "kit" was obviously made up by some really geeky kid! LOL!
JadeVamp1986 2 years ago
Is that a Wii nunchuk under your computer monitor?
Zm4rf 2 years ago 2
ass hat lol
lilbluepillover 2 years ago
if i were to make a virginity kit, it would contain: fifty bucks, a guide to the best bitches in town, an a condom. If youre so desperate then it should do...
the certificate thing and the cards are a good idea tho.
xX0Jota0Xx 2 years ago 2
omg yuo are a virgine
like you dot luke like it
but stil
luke like me to but i dont now abut losing it yet
you shud wait a litle
janaki5 2 years ago
Lost it at 14 :)
NakedLegend 2 years ago
lies, LOL
iGangster 2 years ago
Humm, ok then?
NakedLegend 2 years ago
2 bad there was no condom LOL always got to practice safe sex =)
bulletarmory 2 years ago
"Lick your partner's pixels until you download in your pants"
anthcybo 2 years ago
LOL...
BlackSpeakersOhYeah 2 years ago
im not a vergin but ill still take that shit lmfao
TheShermnater 2 years ago
Well you can't even spell "virgin" so i'm guessing you are.
fruitsnackman 2 years ago
who the fuck cares how i spell.. fuckin ghetto rat
TheShermnater 2 years ago
I care, bitch.
fruitsnackman 2 years ago
lol queer
P33b4ugo2bed 2 years ago
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then care about your fucking self fuckin nigger lover
TheShermnater 2 years ago
I do care about myself. No need to bring racism into this.
fruitsnackman 2 years ago
fuck you cum guzzling whore
TheShermnater 2 years ago
No need to bring your mother into it either.
fruitsnackman 2 years ago
LOL
VamBiggush 2 years ago
Always knew you were a virgin.
pezareg0od 2 years ago
@pezareg0od I thought the same
domo5790 2 years ago