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  • :) I never thought some people actually need an instruction manual in order to use their dicks.

  • Dude...you need to get laid...quickly!

  • @cc1606 says he, the one looking up how to lose your virginity :) anyways was that directed at me, cos if so i cn think of one way u cn b of assistance :P

  • He seems drunk

  • Is it my imagination, or is this guy kinda fit?

  • @sometimesmileysophie loool i was thinking the same thing

  • lol the ass hat

  • the funny thing is... you know that there were people that emailed him.

  • welcome to the future, have you ever wanted to make out with a video game? well now is your chance, lick your partners pixels till you download in your pants

  • ass hat lmao

  • lmaooooo lmoaoooooooooooooo

  • Porta-Potties = Romantic . <3

    BAHAHA!

  • lmao. write him a email n u guys can cyber it out. i think thats what he means hahah lolz

  • One of my friends lost hers in a port-o-potty, but she denies it now and says that time was "just for practice." :P

  • I'm in grade 9 and I'm a girl. I really want to lose my v-card because it feels like a burden. But I don't wanna prego my ego. Can you help?

  • @LegderandMe 0_0 Im the exact same. I may still have the card, but i no how to not bun my oven.

    have guy wear condom

    take birth control

    only do missionary when he first inserts, & for 5mins after then switch. missionary is the straightest way to your cirvix, and the best baby-creating pose with sex.

    Or just make him pull out to come (While wearing a condom of course)

    Pre-cum has more sperm than climax-cum so make sure he has a condom. A guy CAN NOT FEEL HIS PRE SO IF HE SAYS HE DOES HES LYING!

  • Im gunna ask my GF if she wants to asshat with me. Lets see her reaction lmao

  • i want your mom as my own ass hat xD

  • Pedo person is Pedo

  • w-t-f

    how can he show that with a straight face.. something is wrong..

  • asshat position? rofl!

  • aha lol funny vid!

  • Those cards forgot 2 people

    1:Me

    2:Chuck Norris

  • LOLZ ASSHAT

  • I'm 8 what is this?

  • i just uploaded into ur mom

  • Lol

  • can I smoke weed with you please

  • Wow. Just wow.

  • i laughed at the "how to have sex with your games"

    click you girlfriends pixels untill you download into your pants...like what the shit?

  • Hahaha "This one is called The Asshead"

  • wtf...

  • best way to lose your verginity is getting a girl, get drunk and the nwhalla your not virgin

  • Lolwut?

  • love the sex position.. lol

  • best pick up line ever "hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

  • thats awesome dude

  • @tatetalk actually I think mine is better. Get in my car and have sex with me or i'll kill you

  • nah his is better :)

  • ahahahaha

  • @tatetalk ROFL epic :D

  • don't copy Family guy unless it comes in a real life situation, like on my last date......

  • Chloroform

  • wtf dude.

  • w...t...f...

  • 2:03

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  • I'd love you to help me lose my virginity. Please, be my pedophile.

  • sharing is caring

  • I tried that virtual one but got a computer virus :(

  • @Intoxiqated you mean that to be funny, or you being serious and were accidentally hilarious? :')

  • @ShadowxBoi

    That first one, AND I WAS TRYING MY BEST COACH, I REALLY WAS!

  • @Intoxiqated OH GOD an STCV. Sexually Transmitted Computer Virus!

  • i know i know the secret to losing virginity!

    go outside

  • really?

  • Thats amazing, I don't think anyone has ever thought of that.

  • Lick your partners pixels until you download in your pants!! HA!

  • Hmm... That deserves a 5 star!

  • ASS HAT WOOT!!

  • 5 stars for ass head XD

  • lol !

  • Asshat, fucking lol.

  • I think this will prevent virginity loss.

  • i downloaded in my pants lol

  • lol asshat!!!!

  • lololololololol

  • lol? where did you get that loot

  • missing tiger woods and bill clinton cards :P Also it probably should have come with a roofie, or some alcohol, or at least a strong rope XD

  • coulda at least included condoms

  • lost mine at 15 :P it was fun but i didnt know what the hell i was doing at the time haha

  • Took me 3 years on and off with some chick to finally lose mine.

  • Try 3 hours at a party with alcohol. Way quicker. More fun. And best of all...LESS COMMITMENT.

  • you sir, are a genious

  • also you probably will end whit a fat chick

  • @pancakes2466 lol took me five weeks with my girlfriend :D haha

  • Five weeks? Then you, good sir, are doing something wrong.

  • ROFL

  • Thats kinda fast, but good job, haha.

  • random guy: right bitch, your gna get raped

    notavirginanymore girl: hold up, i wanna do this right!

    bear with me until i get out my virginity kit 8D

    haha i can imagine this catchin on

    XD

  • You will so get your name on one of those cards someday.

  • I NEED VAGINAZ!!!!

  • Your an idiot.

    Also a fail.

  • is there a Gaius Baltar one for screwing a toaster(Cylon you weebs)

  • this was hilarious

  • My friend uses the term "Asshat" all the time and I never understood where he got it from...

  • No condom? D:

  • i need that book XD

  • tiger woods should have a card

  • wtf...

  • yes ODD.....lol

  • Lol asshat.

  • hes a cute guy

    can't believe he's a virgin

    well yeah i can

    alpha males usually

    get all the girls when

    we're younger

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  • LOL "The Virtual Embrace" is a dude in front of the computer choking his chicken...

  • the asshat LOL

  • Traveler, you deffinately wouldnt need help XD

  • find a fat chick

  • Some stupid comments here alright.

  • no condom? xD

  • WOW

    Phail pack...XD

  • lol this dude is hella ashamed of being a virgin

  • @InfowarsFeed <--- #RealNews. <--- #ShwayNamaste

  • Shouldn't it come with GHB and Michael Jackson's lawyer?

  • @ICTN218 HAHA yea thats funny

  • You seemed a little ashamed reading the kits advise.

  • go get married, dumbasses, lol marriage is GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Wow, after seeing the "Ass - Hat" I'm perfectly fine with staying a virgin for a while!!

  • LOL What a failure kit.

  • lol

  • ASS HAT!!! XD

  • lol i wanna get that kit

  • Pay attenion kids this will help you all a lot

  • o.O

  • hahahahahhahahha ASS-HAT!

  • LMAO I laughed for an hour on the ass hat

  • you need it(the kit)

  • hahaha the video game one made me laugh so hard

  • dude just get a prostitute.

  • lame

  • eww crabs

  • It's not going to happen with that haircut

  • lofl "i lost my virginity to a 5 star rating" ahhhahahaha hilarious!!

  • i <3 when guys say boobies

  • I love it when girls show me their B( . Y . )BIES!

  • B( . Y . )BIES make me happy!!!

  • boobies

  • Wanna know what would be useful in that kit? One condom.

  • I lol'd so much xD

  • looks like a waste of money

  • wow that kits missin a LOTTTTT Needs

    1.a condom

    2.better yet make that two condoms

    3.A tissue(for the premature people out there) -because if u fail at sex.. you get it-

    4. A dvd instruction on how to bone

    5. Redbull

    6. A jazz music cd

    I so dont need the kit tho. But fer serious losing it wasnt that hard. I just went fer it.

  • it should come with a condom :/

  • @crazyb472 indeed its the most important thing related to sex

  • haha "asshat" haha omg funny weird ass video! :P

  • how old r u???????????wtf?

  • I WANT ONE! :D lol

  • ask swifty ftw

  • In the end he basically asked us if we wanted to team rape the shit out of his virginity :O

  • ASSHAT!!!! LOL!

  • asshat XD

  • this was wierd.....

  • should've at least included condoms

  • haaaaaa.

    the what hat ? :| hahahaaa.

  • lose your viginity kit........GHB, cloroform and some rope..codom?....nope

  • Traveler, you are absolutely adoraable.(:

    Can you reply to my comment so I feel special !? <33

  • ive watched like 1000000 hours of porn, and im still a virgin...ironic, isnt it?

  • No... it's just depressing.

  • no it isn't

  • do offense but do you think the two could be related.

    Porn has a destructive efect on people, the feminists are right about that one. there is a direct link between porn and sex crimes, porn and social intimacy issues etc etc.

    there is nothing wrong with being a virgin.

    Porn addiction is more harmfull than it gets known for.

  • Thats kinda sad. Makes me sad too.

  • why was there no condom..... that may be a really really bad kit for loosing your virginity but thats also not a safe one, but then again condoms only last in the pack for a couple of years and thast at average room temp.

  • WOW that "kit" was obviously made up by some really geeky kid! LOL!

  • Is that a Wii nunchuk under your computer monitor?

  • ass hat lol

  • if i were to make a virginity kit, it would contain: fifty bucks, a guide to the best bitches in town, an a condom. If youre so desperate then it should do...

    the certificate thing and the cards are a good idea tho.

  • omg yuo are a virgine

    like you dot luke like it

    but stil

    luke like me to but i dont now abut losing it yet

    you shud wait a litle

  • Lost it at 14 :)

  • lies, LOL

  • Humm, ok then?

  • 2 bad there was no condom LOL always got to practice safe sex =)

  • "Lick your partner's pixels until you download in your pants"

  • LOL...

  • im not a vergin but ill still take that shit lmfao

  • Well you can't even spell "virgin" so i'm guessing you are.

  • who the fuck cares how i spell.. fuckin ghetto rat

  • I care, bitch.

  • lol queer

  • I do care about myself. No need to bring racism into this.

  • fuck you cum guzzling whore

  • No need to bring your mother into it either.

  • LOL

  • Always knew you were a virgin.

  • @pezareg0od I thought the same