Citizens of GTA: Batter Up

[PiddyCent100]

A day in Hurcules

[rumblefighterboy]

My real name is neco...

[Bettlejack]

Hey you don't get four stars by beating two guys with a bat. It's one.

[V904T]

nobody uses a wooden bat in GTA all of them are meta... FAIL!!

[ChaoticAnamnesis]

Ah! here's a baseball fan!

[sxfn15]

they never show the face of the guy that is niko

[aversion2k]

Oh man oh man, I cant think of anything funny to do in this video. Just put in lots of blood, that might work. or at least fool people into thinking its kind of slightly funny. :(

[MrRedBlueDog]

@aversion2k Pussy can't handle a little gore? XD

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@aversion2k It is funny, but only if you're familiar with the GTA games, which I'm assuming you aren't.

[Gabrielregalado2]

@aversion2k its a GTA parody

[waterlolies]

GO NICO!

[ReactTeamSession]

who?

[chungboyXD]

uhh u call a friend 2 go out drinking then after ull get really fuken drunk

[ByouDanseiKamiEnSai]

i dont niko would do that...

[Jaky2008PSN]

same niko coat

[bobtheduck]

The irony is that it says loading at the beginning, and I've sat here for a long time... Loading... When will Youtube update their bandwidth? Or will they die out due to the bandwidth, or start going premium?

[bobtheduck]

Now, it's loading pretty quickly. It's not my PC, it's just the servers... Sometimes the server this is on works, sometimes it doesn't... Also, while this video didn't work, many others did... It's just whatever server this particular video was on was slow at the time...

[Peeples01]

Kind of funny.

[JinRenegade]

Alright

[JinRenegade]

I don't see this series trying to be funny. I think its more like portraying Liberty City.

"Are you on a quest ? I thought so."

Well let me fucking answer your question before you start making conclusions lol.

No, I'm not on a quest to save this series. I'm not the one posting every day, getting angry and trying to change people's minds about these videos.

[eustazio]

that's the point i was trying to make... but it's funny seeing you get defensive. You are obviously not on a quest, and I am obviously not on a quest either, just expressing my opinion the exact same way you are.

Second, I'm not commenting every day as you say, I just posted my opinion, with valid arguments and reached a conclusion. That was it.

The rest was justifying the right to express an opinion to other idiots who think theirs only is valid, a thing that I will grow tired of quite soon.

[JinRenegade]

eustazio, stop your little stupid quest to bring down this series. If you don't like it, fork off.

[eustazio]

I am like anyone with a functioning mind : I make myself an opinion based on what I'm watching. This series weren't funny to start with, I gave ti a try, hoped at one point for a larger, original plot, found no one and said that my opinion was made : i think it's definitely shockingly not funny.

Now if you call that a quest to bring down this series you are clearly deluded. Or all the other comments saying good things about these series are on a quest too. Are you on a quest ? I thought so.

[CLUBLOPEZ]

haha!  HELL YEAH

[eustazio]

Oh btw yeah, following what TeleShaman said I kind of noticed the number of stars were going up. If something happens in the end, then maybe i will reconsider my opinion about the series. At the moment it's just terrible.

[eustazio]

And the number of stars went back to 1 with the pigeons. This is officialy the worst sery ever.

[brolyss4]

What are you doing here? If you disagree with the game and it´s humor on violence go to pray at the church or to give help to a stupid old woman to cross the street, GTA is the very best game and the most funny in the whole times, and it will still have succeed and acceptance of society despite of your thoughts. You can´t do nothing but to ignore the game and us.

[eustazio]

Yeah except that I have all the GTA games (apart from the last one because I dont have a ps3 or equivalent yet) and I enjoy them greatly.

I never criticised the games, I criticised this series, which I think are weak. The depiction of gta violence in a scenarised way should be balanced by strong irony or joke or whatever. Not the case here, and I maintain it's worrying so much people rate positively as it indicates they have shit sense of humour, or a sickening taste for violence.

[brolyss4]

Ok you have a point there.

[MAX777mgo]

Tch....A little too realistic. Maybe its just me.

[eustazio]

no it's not. The whole series on GTA is shit. It's violent and not even funny. The funny part here was supposed to be the pucnhline about here is a baseball fan. That was just crap. As i said repeatedly in my comments about this GTA series good humour can justify the worst violence. Here the jokes are so poor even what is remotely shocking becomes obcene because it occupies all the brain space. That so many people rate it well is truely sad.

[klpeekl2000]

Are you gay?

[eustazio]

Are you coming out right now ? Tell me I wouldn't like to make fun of you unknowingly :D

[klpeekl2000]

I'm not even gonna say anything of importance to that come back. It's not even worth my time. Later.

[eustazio]

If you need time to answer, I agree you should refrain. But I love how you take the moral high ground looking back at your first question to me. You are ri-di-cu-lous, and quite right to stop it there.

[hamhead4]

Dude,If You Hate Something You Don't Need To Comment It.

[eustazio]

LAST ANSWER to comments like this one :

Ever heard of freedom of speech ? I comment lots and lots of videos, some I liked some I didnt, but I never hate and just say bluntly something is crap. I always try to give arguments for my opinion, should it be positive or negative. Something you seem to ignore.

If I had answered your comment the way you talked to me, I should have said "if you dont agree with you dont need to reply to my comment" : a void and unjustified statement.

[hamhead4]

....yawn....you seem to be posting every hour....

[JonasTheater]

?? this make no sense.stop commenting on videos and just watch them if you r gonna post that crap

[eustazio]

I am obviously going to do exactly what you are telling me to. I have an history of obeying orders, especially stupid, unjustified, ones.

You idiot.

[JonasTheater]

k thnx

[ImBlueDabadidabadi]

nah hes right, notise thumbs down?

[Taku128]

Are we ever going to see Niko's face, or does the actor playing him not look like Niko, so you avoid showing his face?

[N0RMtheAVENGER]

that one wasnt very good

[TeleShaman]

got 2 stars left to go!

[IconMatthew1]

wow that was great and love the Swingers t-shirt!

[ghettomermaid]

Another GTA vid, huh? I miss the old stuff...

[simnos1]

Wonderfully evil!

[jugglefan4]

What is GTA?

[Se7enS1nner]

Grand Theft Auto, it's a video game series.

[N0RMtheAVENGER]

holy shit no one has ever sucked so much as u just did

[jugglefan4]

What do you mean?

[N0RMtheAVENGER]

the fact that you dont know what GTA is ,is well pathedic(sp) to say the least.

[jugglefan4]

So its pathetic that I don't spend my life on video games? Investing in a fake world? I believe you are the pathetic one.

[R4ndomCrap]

dude, I wouldn't even bother communicating with someone who thinks like that. How do you think the conversation is going to go? "Oh, I'm sorry. You made me see that I was being self centered and immature in thinking that reality was based around my personal hobbies. GTA is a video game where the player is assigned criminal activities commonly including perpetrating violence."

[yviva]

that's pretty disgusting

[klpeekl2000]

Ahhhhh Epic Success!!!!!!

[TheRealSpiderMew]

lol

[Twistedmihailo]

Noes!

[Firestorm686]

Citizens of GTA ROCKS!

[backslashZ]

haha swingers. wish it was a little longer tho!

[Zidel333]

OK, could be funnier. It lacks something.