has a large olfactory sense, it easily could track the blood of it's infant, thinking it was in danger again, also Ian didn't hate john Hammond, Before he commented on how Ludlow tried to be like his uncle and when Ludlow was explaining his reasons for taking the dinosaurs off the island and the good for all man excuse Ian said he tried to sound like Hammond but failed, but that he would be there when Ludlow became Hammond (the creator of a huge crime against nature fuck up- which he did)
that would be a bad idea, Roland (Pete P.) wants to bag a t-rex as a trophy- he represents that hunter aspect of man that wants to show his dominance over all life by killing a creature (a creature that was extinct until recently i might add) for no more than for a thrill and to prove he's a man. the dinosaurs are not evil they just follow natures command, the guys did not shoot them becasue they were taking a child (granted an animal child) back to its parents. also sarah explains the t-rex
just to clear some stuff up here the NC doesn't realize, Hammond wanted the dinosaurs to be free and left alone on the island, to be free of human tampering which he learned from the last movie, life cannot and should not be controlled, but too make his case he needed evidence that these are not monsters but animals. Ludlow (the cousin) saw the dinosaur's as merchandise, and wanted to rip them from their ecosystem to put into his zoos, but becasue these are giant lizards some tall as buildings.
When I watch JP #1 I remember every scene. In JP #2 and #3 (even tho I have seen them both several times) I can hardly remember them... the only memorable part is when the girl uses gymnastics to kick the raptor and only because it is so mindblowingly horrible.
This sucked so hard and was a huge letdown. They didn't even have babes like Lexy in the second one. Nothing but dudes and dumbass shit in the second one. Still it plays constantly on the fucking cable. Honestly though screw this shit. I don't care how much of a sci-fi fan I am; I have to admit when something blows and this does except for the special effects.
So I've always wondered this...but how did the T-Rex get into all those tight corridors in the ship? I mean unless he is some kind of snake that can slither through the ship there is no way he could have killed all the crew
@panzertiger2000 I got the theory that raptors or that poison spitting dinosaur snuck aboard... as to why thats not there I have no clue, but it seems plausible
@panzertiger2000 LOL What was supposed to happen waas Raptors snuck aboard the boat, killed the crew, then they went into the hold where the Rex ate them. The scene was never filmed though. That would've been cool!
the "glass" on the door was plastic 15:37 the trailers were lightweight and maybe in neutral. The car blew up into tree, but a dino could do that 10:46 animals kill because they need to. Man attacks for fun. 3 was right number of people dieing to Malcolm because 2 were not known.0.43 you have not seen bad cgi like asylum films or carnosaur films or any other dinosaur film but jurassic park. I liked the lost world
I thought the movie sucked compared to the first one too, but do you really think Arnold's movies are more realistic ? LOL !!! Yeah, Commando and Terminator were based on true stories werent they ? No flaws in any of Arnold's films !! AHAHAHA !!
' His eyesight is based on movement but now he operates on smell ' LOL !!
Let me enlighten you here ... He has eyes AND a nose ... He uses both as do many other animals ahaha. Grant and the kids werent covered in blood in the first movie were they ? They were covered in mud that would almost completely mask their own personal scent that T-Rex wouldnt pick up in the first place. Hes attracted to blood. What do you expect from an action/adventure blockbuster movie about giant dinosaurs anyway ?
03:04 No wonder they don't, look at how the rope BEHAVES.
If you want something with at least slightly better decency read the Crichton novel(which Critic didn't bother mentioning). Sure, it has plenty of padding science talk to add to the length and Malcolm is back because he was the author's favorite but it's story is better in a constrained sense let alone respects the laws of physics in how it handles the trailer attack. That, and it's characters aren't as idiotic. Plus Carnotaurus.
To be honest, and I've said this before many times, if neither teams never actually went to the island, nobody would've gotten killed. There is no need for absolutionism here, dinosaurs and humans can co-exist peacefully - though only if separated by an enormous mass of water. For some reason I like this film more than the third one, though I do agree with all the flaws displayed here -.-
I could never understand why they didn't answer the phone when Goldbloom was calling. I mean where the fuck do they think they are? A phone that only a handful of people could possibly be able to call is ringing and you fuckers choose not to answer it.
Well, the first Jurassic Park wasn't too good either because Spielberg forgot to incorporate more dinosaurs into the movie than there were in the novel. First of all, in the movie there were only three raptors; in the book there were like over two dozen raptors! And also there was only one T-Rex in the movie and the book had two Rexes! Jurassic Park also had a fucking hotel in the book! How come in the movie the only major building is the Visitor's Center? Where's the Ritz Jurassic Park?
@G0000MBA What did you type in? I mean did you see the 'Nostalgia Critic' part? Did you think that was the alternate name? It has the word critic in it, it's most likely not going to be the actual movie if you see the word critic, this is a review which many people like myself actually enjoy watching. Finding movies on Youtube is silly anyway they are almost always taken down but there are other sites that have it. If that doesn't work then rent the movie! or watch on it on T.V.
@EnigmaDrath People will always feel bad about cats and dogs dying in a film no matter the characterisation and how good the film is. You can kill the main character, his family, 10000 people, a million and people won't feel as bad as in killing a dog or a car or a horse in a film.
Weird, isn't it? I'm one of those people. No matter how invested I am in a movie I usually just shrug off the death of a human character, but put a dog or whatever animal in a dangerous situation onscreen and I'm sitting there, fingers crossed, praying that nothing bad happens to it XD
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Yeah... The part where that environmentall asshole removed the bullets was something that I found disturbing as well. I mean serieusly, what kind or retard puts the lives of animals above those of humans?!
In the original script some Velociraptors were going to get on the boat. That's why the crew were dead. They got rid of this idea but for some reason never explained why the crew was dead.
old guy well you see we need you to get rid of them
jeff oh *grabs a gun* be back in 5 mins
now either jeff would have been dino chow or he would kick dino butt either way 2 hours and countless months would not have been wasted watching/creating this movie now i did not see this1and i only saw parts of the 1st but if this review tells me anything its that i dont want to
As a sarcastic critic it works but as a actual movie critic there were some points in the movie that where left open for imagination and could make sense or open for sequels. And the whole point of the movie was to prevent what happens in our average society with zoos. What happens when a tiger gets loose? It eats people it puts people in danger. That's why in the ending of the movie the old man says to leave them be. Funny critic but the movie should have been watched thoroughly and unbias.
Would have been nice to mention how the T Rex got out of the boat hold and killed the crew in the small bridge.. What he went through the small hatch or the port hole?
Paleontologists also discovered that the part of the T-rex's brain that destinguishes smell makes up for about 59% of its actual brain size and that were also though to being scavengers aswell as predators another evidence of this is if you look at a T-rex's skull it's nasal cavity is large for a sight predator as the Tyrannasaurus Rex. They've also discovered that like the Komodo Dragon they too have a poisonous bite the evidence was that they're teeth had serations where the bacteria grew.
UGH, HEY NC, they're called Compsagnathus. Jeez, he thinks he knows everything. U know, JP got me interested in knowing the names of these extinct creatures.
Also: Eyesight based on movement? This one time somebody brings that up in the book Malcolm (or was it Levine? the guy they left out of this movie) immediately calls bullshit on it, saying that the moron who made that up is so stupid, he doesn't even know how to get it on with his wife. Seriously what kind of a dumbass movie is this?
Again, the book makes it pretty clear why the T-rexes keep coming back. When they took the baby back to the trailer and it's parents came after it, they expended their hunting grounds. They're defending their territory.
@NintendoSegaKonami3 YEAH! and dont forget Trespasser. Dont know what it is you say, search for it on youtube. U might find it interesting. Think of it as a digital spin off to this film.
I'm surprised that he didn't mention(or he just didn't know) writer David Koepp's cameo in this movie where he played the guy in blue with glasses who got eaten in the T-rex's attack in San Francisco.
I like the way he says "selecting". And you'd think people would care more about loose pterodactyls that can easily fly off the island.
ZephyrinSkies 1 week ago
This reminded me of the uncharted games 0_o
mrwhippy101 1 week ago
I'm Batmaaaan... xD
TheImperfectPro 1 week ago
has a large olfactory sense, it easily could track the blood of it's infant, thinking it was in danger again, also Ian didn't hate john Hammond, Before he commented on how Ludlow tried to be like his uncle and when Ludlow was explaining his reasons for taking the dinosaurs off the island and the good for all man excuse Ian said he tried to sound like Hammond but failed, but that he would be there when Ludlow became Hammond (the creator of a huge crime against nature fuck up- which he did)
MAnnaconduit1 1 week ago
that would be a bad idea, Roland (Pete P.) wants to bag a t-rex as a trophy- he represents that hunter aspect of man that wants to show his dominance over all life by killing a creature (a creature that was extinct until recently i might add) for no more than for a thrill and to prove he's a man. the dinosaurs are not evil they just follow natures command, the guys did not shoot them becasue they were taking a child (granted an animal child) back to its parents. also sarah explains the t-rex
MAnnaconduit1 1 week ago
just to clear some stuff up here the NC doesn't realize, Hammond wanted the dinosaurs to be free and left alone on the island, to be free of human tampering which he learned from the last movie, life cannot and should not be controlled, but too make his case he needed evidence that these are not monsters but animals. Ludlow (the cousin) saw the dinosaur's as merchandise, and wanted to rip them from their ecosystem to put into his zoos, but becasue these are giant lizards some tall as buildings.
MAnnaconduit1 1 week ago
Massive ancient predator killing people and destroying the city?
Mabye the army would do a good job to help stop it mabye?
RabidDog22 1 week ago
these creautres require our abcense rather than our help...although a full photo record would be nice
johnnyrockerfella 1 week ago
@johnnyrockerfella Lulz!
Sexualwendigo 1 week ago
HEY YOU!!
Yeeeeeeessssss XD
japaneseladysamurai 2 weeks ago
Lmao this guy is funny
snakelord2 2 weeks ago
Well later bitch i'm batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..........
Sorasonic11 3 weeks ago
haha how funny he said Peter Stormare's XD
xRemRooodx 1 month ago
what's with the stupid buddah statue??? take it out!
towelkit465 1 month ago
good review but you should have mention something about the fact that some of the dinosaurs can fly and are known to migrate
hcostel2 1 month ago
Is it just me or does Critic sound a bit like Doofinshmurps from Phineas and Ferb?
alexgorman13 1 month ago
8:37 the best part!
rad4life1 1 month ago
When I watch JP #1 I remember every scene. In JP #2 and #3 (even tho I have seen them both several times) I can hardly remember them... the only memorable part is when the girl uses gymnastics to kick the raptor and only because it is so mindblowingly horrible.
wheelzwheela 1 month ago
This sucked so hard and was a huge letdown. They didn't even have babes like Lexy in the second one. Nothing but dudes and dumbass shit in the second one. Still it plays constantly on the fucking cable. Honestly though screw this shit. I don't care how much of a sci-fi fan I am; I have to admit when something blows and this does except for the special effects.
Exclavion 1 month ago
Hey You! Mmmnyyeeesss?
Akirathedon92 1 month ago
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Casting that nigger was a big mistake. Niggers always have attitude.
GODismyPENIS 1 month ago
Thumbs up for Weird Al's "Jurassic Park" at 7:37
782Pyro 1 month ago
8:35 THAT PART WAS AWESOME! That was the only time a human actually kills a dinosaur in the entire trilogy.
NeffRy15 2 months ago
u wanna see arnold critic then watch batman and robin remember the bat credit card write back
1fulsniperlegend 2 months ago
So I've always wondered this...but how did the T-Rex get into all those tight corridors in the ship? I mean unless he is some kind of snake that can slither through the ship there is no way he could have killed all the crew
panzertiger2000 2 months ago
@panzertiger2000 I got the theory that raptors or that poison spitting dinosaur snuck aboard... as to why thats not there I have no clue, but it seems plausible
RatedAR100 2 months ago
@RatedAR100 That would make sense...if only they had shown any smaller dinosaurs on the boat ...stupid movie
panzertiger2000 2 months ago
@panzertiger2000 Good point, but its not that bad of a movie
RatedAR100 2 months ago
@panzertiger2000 LOL What was supposed to happen waas Raptors snuck aboard the boat, killed the crew, then they went into the hold where the Rex ate them. The scene was never filmed though. That would've been cool!
JurassicJeremyJames 1 month ago
@JurassicJeremyJames Now that would have been pretty awesome
panzertiger2000 1 month ago
bahahahahahahaha
hairlessmonkey86 2 months ago
7:34 You're stranded on a remote island surrounded by dinosaurs with little-to-no chance of escape, bot all you're thinking about is...
DUCKTALES! WHOO-HOO!
z7h4q6iv93 2 months ago
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the "glass" on the door was plastic 15:37 the trailers were lightweight and maybe in neutral. The car blew up into tree, but a dino could do that 10:46 animals kill because they need to. Man attacks for fun. 3 was right number of people dieing to Malcolm because 2 were not known.0.43 you have not seen bad cgi like asylum films or carnosaur films or any other dinosaur film but jurassic park. I liked the lost world
animaljp3 2 months ago
that was the awesomest "WELL DUH!" ever
girlbubble7991 2 months ago
"But you NEVER keep your word!"
"Well you have a point. Later bitch, I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaan"
andyrevell 2 months ago
NOOOOO!!! NOT BOOMER!!
moonpaw221 2 months ago
from what movie is the "Do something "Scene
neomechaleon 3 months ago
@neomechaleon
the movie is "spaceballs"
its a star wars parody
BestBuddyAlex95 2 months ago
@BestBuddyAlex95
thanks dude
neomechaleon 2 months ago
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you are a such an idiot your insulting one of the best movies of all time.
JurassicPark1993Unix 3 months ago
Sweet jesus. An animaniacs song made the arnold staring in King Lear joke. watch?v=egpWCC2svVo at around 2:25
Sabourok 3 months ago
The best part of this movie was the T-Rex in San Diego esp when he ate boomer.. i died laughing.
XxComablackxX1937 3 months ago
DuckTa.. OH FUCK
paynexkillerAOTF 3 months ago
I thought the movie sucked compared to the first one too, but do you really think Arnold's movies are more realistic ? LOL !!! Yeah, Commando and Terminator were based on true stories werent they ? No flaws in any of Arnold's films !! AHAHAHA !!
splendid1000 4 months ago
' His eyesight is based on movement but now he operates on smell ' LOL !!
Let me enlighten you here ... He has eyes AND a nose ... He uses both as do many other animals ahaha. Grant and the kids werent covered in blood in the first movie were they ? They were covered in mud that would almost completely mask their own personal scent that T-Rex wouldnt pick up in the first place. Hes attracted to blood. What do you expect from an action/adventure blockbuster movie about giant dinosaurs anyway ?
splendid1000 4 months ago
Jed my brother is going to love it same with my cousins Noah and Charlie!!!
:) :) and it cost's $ 2 buy it :( why can't it be free:( :(
chloekennedy8 4 months ago
well whatever bitch im batman !!
gemoh23 4 months ago 24
''Don't move, their eyesight's based on who's expendable!''
4getfulness16 4 months ago
Julianne Moore when she was hot.
PubliusAfricanus 4 months ago
How do you not mention the part of the rampage in San Diego where the T-rex chases the Asian dudes and it's like Godzilla? That was hilarious.
Sarara14 4 months ago
the one part i liked the most was to see raptors eat people.
Raptorman0205 4 months ago
Schwarzenegger as King Lear??? Hey, the Animaniacs said that once in a song!!! ("Variety Speak," seriously!) Must be a Steven Spielberg inside joke?
Dachusblot 4 months ago
Lmao "hey you!" kick (goofy scream) lmao
bust2007 4 months ago
John Hammond is loathsome - he ought to be fed to the dinos: slowly
5355vbxjbj76rvn 5 months ago
Watching dinos eating makes me hungry
5355vbxjbj76rvn 5 months ago
looking on the bright side, my old city had a T-rex :3
ResidentEddy 5 months ago
Holy shit I laughed my ass off at 6:03. hahahahahahaha
HokiesAndDawgs 5 months ago
0:31 I'm Batmaaaaaaaaaaan
robirdsfilmmaker 5 months ago in playlist Nostalgia Critic
03:04 No wonder they don't, look at how the rope BEHAVES.
If you want something with at least slightly better decency read the Crichton novel(which Critic didn't bother mentioning). Sure, it has plenty of padding science talk to add to the length and Malcolm is back because he was the author's favorite but it's story is better in a constrained sense let alone respects the laws of physics in how it handles the trailer attack. That, and it's characters aren't as idiotic. Plus Carnotaurus.
Dinoslay 5 months ago
"Hey you!"
"Yeeeeees?"
(kicks raptor out of window)
"Yaaaaa-hooweee!"
Gut busting laughter there!
JesterNil 5 months ago
no not boomer!!!no
fardaypu 5 months ago
i love the impression bit!
Summahwednesday 5 months ago
Look at the bright side!
It's better than Jurassic Park 3!
thaiswe91 5 months ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från PsycoDirector
I want to see King Lear starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
WillC 5 months ago
To be honest, and I've said this before many times, if neither teams never actually went to the island, nobody would've gotten killed. There is no need for absolutionism here, dinosaurs and humans can co-exist peacefully - though only if separated by an enormous mass of water. For some reason I like this film more than the third one, though I do agree with all the flaws displayed here -.-
zerakielvmark 5 months ago
Pff Pathetic
Digalog 5 months ago
this film was better than the first in termsof action. but first had better story.
TrippleH655321 5 months ago
This is what happens when "Animal rights" is taken to far. Don't save the dinosaurs, THEY WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheWilliam0737 5 months ago 14
ACME makes windows now?
Dollqueen333 5 months ago
I could never understand why they didn't answer the phone when Goldbloom was calling. I mean where the fuck do they think they are? A phone that only a handful of people could possibly be able to call is ringing and you fuckers choose not to answer it.
Whatisright 5 months ago
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z7h4q6iv93 5 months ago
Jeff Goldblum 101
z7h4q6iv93 5 months ago
I am a poopy pants
mrstcloud 5 months ago
Well, the first Jurassic Park wasn't too good either because Spielberg forgot to incorporate more dinosaurs into the movie than there were in the novel. First of all, in the movie there were only three raptors; in the book there were like over two dozen raptors! And also there was only one T-Rex in the movie and the book had two Rexes! Jurassic Park also had a fucking hotel in the book! How come in the movie the only major building is the Visitor's Center? Where's the Ritz Jurassic Park?
spencerlower 5 months ago
Am I the only one who finds this review humourous?
SIngli6 5 months ago 2
come on critic, yes, this film wasn't as great as the last one, but I still enjoyed it for what it was.
now if you want a bad Jurassic Park film, the third film is the way to go.
Volts48 5 months ago
@Volts48 The third film was bad, but The Nostalgia Critic brought out some pretty good points as to why this wasn't a good movie.
joeyjoey21ify 5 months ago
PHILOSORAPTORS!!! RUN BEFORE THEY TEACH YOU THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONGE! *turns head* cleaver girl...
madman101ish 6 months ago
this guy commentating is not funny hes trying to hard
john32509 6 months ago
this guy commentating is not funny
john32509 6 months ago
damnit i wanted the movie not the biggest faggot douchebag in the entire world commentating on it.fuck. this guy is so fucking annoying shoot me
G0000MBA 6 months ago
@G0000MBA What did you type in? I mean did you see the 'Nostalgia Critic' part? Did you think that was the alternate name? It has the word critic in it, it's most likely not going to be the actual movie if you see the word critic, this is a review which many people like myself actually enjoy watching. Finding movies on Youtube is silly anyway they are almost always taken down but there are other sites that have it. If that doesn't work then rent the movie! or watch on it on T.V.
StrickenWithFear 6 months ago
@StrickenWithFear shut up pussy
G0000MBA 5 months ago
@G0000MBA Im not the one complaining because I can't find a movie on youtube
StrickenWithFear 5 months ago
@G0000MBA
Simple
Buy or download the movie
The power of the movie stores or internet is yours
*plays imaginary violin for you*
SolidMike84 5 months ago
@G0000MBA Well if you didn't want to watch the nostalgia critic's take on a movie don't click on something that says nostalgia critic.
AlicexMarilyn 5 months ago
@G0000MBA so the fact that the title had critic in the title did nothing for you when looking for the movie? Fucking retard.
Whatisright 5 months ago
you know a bear actualy works like a t rex, it has shity vision but uses its nose to find you... and ears
KulakxFilms 6 months ago
*CCHK*
Baby love.. My baby love..
*CCHK*
Ducktales! WOO-HOO!!
*CCHK*
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark...
*CCHK*
corwinorr 6 months ago
Boomer will live
Sanders1521 6 months ago
Boomer! D:
SuperKittyKatKitty 6 months ago
8:46 LOL
gamefurious2145277 6 months ago
I love the boat scene!
I want to see the T-Rex sneaking around the deck eating people from behind without anyone noticing, only to sneak back in the hold and close it.
auritone 6 months ago
its impaired movement increased the t-rex's smell.
TheWraithkiller 6 months ago
Boomer will- ooh... umm...
We'll get you another boomer.
...Got one!
"BLEEEUGH.... BLUUURRG!"
ThePyroDaddy 6 months ago 19
I'm a batt raptor :))
eteledevil 6 months ago
Jesus!! That guy is so annoying!!!! Is he trying to be funny? quit the wierd Al thing!
kresser90 6 months ago
BOOMER WILL ...oh...uhmm...we'll get ya another boomer
XD
lovedapizza1 6 months ago
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brav0wing 6 months ago
Ducktales Who whooo More interesting than the film 7:33
DevinFox1 6 months ago
i'm batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i just couldn't stop laughing at part.00:31
darkhorn92 7 months ago
Why Isnt Alan Grant in this movie?
Megalodon64 7 months ago
i too like the idea of king lear starring arnold shwwanicangor
thelashers 7 months ago
all the parts of jurassic park is my favoret
abdulraziq98 7 months ago
id rather watch Barney than this film
za2ed00z 7 months ago
The Goldblum impression lessons are so awesome
bosshog7169 7 months ago
Oh my God Transformers vs Dinosaurs!!
TheTsugnawmi2010 7 months ago 27
What does it tell you about the characters in a movie when the ONLY death you kinda feel bad about is when that pet dog got eaten?
EnigmaDrath 7 months ago
@EnigmaDrath People will always feel bad about cats and dogs dying in a film no matter the characterisation and how good the film is. You can kill the main character, his family, 10000 people, a million and people won't feel as bad as in killing a dog or a car or a horse in a film.
brav0wing 6 months ago
@brav0wing
Weird, isn't it? I'm one of those people. No matter how invested I am in a movie I usually just shrug off the death of a human character, but put a dog or whatever animal in a dangerous situation onscreen and I'm sitting there, fingers crossed, praying that nothing bad happens to it XD
EnigmaDrath 6 months ago
Comeuppensaurus!!!
jadegecko 7 months ago
Do jurrasic park 3
hdhiwv1 7 months ago
The first one was the best one because it was actually rather terrifying. The second one meh not so good and the third one doesn't exist in my eyes
TheShadowMoon111 7 months ago
LOL @8:42
salvationracer 7 months ago
Don't move, their eyesight's based on who's expendable!
4getfulness16 7 months ago
"-Hey, you!
-Yeeeeeeeeeees?"
XD
callahaine100 7 months ago
5:36 - 5:40 LMAO!!! HHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Mio248 8 months ago
I think "'gymnasticing'/kicking the raptor" should be the new jumping the shark/nuking the fridge! Who's w/ me? XD
NodDisciple1 8 months ago
LOL i love ur commentary hahaha just love love love
0409dinosaur 8 months ago
haha tht raptor with the accent
spsfootballstar 8 months ago
What was the music from the What Have We Become part?
zach633 8 months ago
@zach633 its from the movie Platoon (1986) with Charlie Sheen and a lot of other good actors.
itubeitup 7 months ago
All good points NC, but I love the Lost World.
AliceInWonderland85 8 months ago
jij bent echt gestoord !
idioot !
glennnie76 8 months ago
While I respect the NC, I still love this movie
Wolfrunner326 8 months ago
Hammond: If we leave them, and let nature do what it must, life, will find away
Goldblum: hey, thats uh uh copy COPYrite
Hammond: shut up
TheZ23inator 8 months ago
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You're seriously telling me that a sub 100 pound girl kicked a dinosaur weighing up to ten times her weight out of a window? Bullshit!
nostalgiakid100 8 months ago
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Yeah... The part where that environmentall asshole removed the bullets was something that I found disturbing as well. I mean serieusly, what kind or retard puts the lives of animals above those of humans?!
Thumbs up if you agree.
nielsdejong 8 months ago
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@nielsdejong Killer animals at that. ones THEY chose to screw around with for the lulz.
RikiOhRed 5 months ago
3:00 that poor mercedes
jakeharris2010 8 months ago
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I want to see people shoot Dinosaurs!
Not people being eaten by them >: (
NonstopRam 8 months ago
dumb dumb dumbdumbdumbdumb dududumb dudumbdumbdumb this movie was dumb dumb dumb
DFLOODyeaa 8 months ago
I guess the T-Rexes forgot their dinner
HeavyAd13 8 months ago
What about Jurassic Park 3
TheDeceptabot 8 months ago
@TheDeceptabot I don't think the critic wanted to put himself through that hell I own all three but can never bring myself to watch that one
TheShadowMoon111 7 months ago
is it just me or the critic is extremely republican?
mauriciohavok 8 months ago
DAMMIT VAN VOUGHN!
VaciliNikoMavich 8 months ago
im a bad raptor.....
kenneth2051 8 months ago
In the original script some Velociraptors were going to get on the boat. That's why the crew were dead. They got rid of this idea but for some reason never explained why the crew was dead.
RandomShinigami7 9 months ago
Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World.
Now THAT'S chaos theory.
RandomShinigami7 9 months ago
10:54 Ya!!! Ironhide could totally take out the t-rex!!! Anyone else agree?
predaconmatrix 9 months ago
this movie could have been shortened to 5 mins
old guy uh theres a new island with dinosaurs
jeff ok why you tellin me this
old guy well you see we need you to get rid of them
jeff oh *grabs a gun* be back in 5 mins
now either jeff would have been dino chow or he would kick dino butt either way 2 hours and countless months would not have been wasted watching/creating this movie now i did not see this1and i only saw parts of the 1st but if this review tells me anything its that i dont want to
musicsfan1 9 months ago
Nooooooooooo not boomer!
MrToter34 9 months ago
DUCKTALES!
convans4ever 9 months ago
"Hey you!
"Mmmmyeeess?"
I laughed so hard I was about to vomit.
MustangAce36Kills 9 months ago 2
As a sarcastic critic it works but as a actual movie critic there were some points in the movie that where left open for imagination and could make sense or open for sequels. And the whole point of the movie was to prevent what happens in our average society with zoos. What happens when a tiger gets loose? It eats people it puts people in danger. That's why in the ending of the movie the old man says to leave them be. Funny critic but the movie should have been watched thoroughly and unbias.
MissYoungsta1990 9 months ago
Would have been nice to mention how the T Rex got out of the boat hold and killed the crew in the small bridge.. What he went through the small hatch or the port hole?
seeker6789 9 months ago
Really, there are two reasons why people watch these movies.
1. They want to see dinosaurs
2. They want to see people getting eaten by dinosaurs
NC is being way too harsh here XD
howl4fun21 9 months ago
Paleontologists also discovered that the part of the T-rex's brain that destinguishes smell makes up for about 59% of its actual brain size and that were also though to being scavengers aswell as predators another evidence of this is if you look at a T-rex's skull it's nasal cavity is large for a sight predator as the Tyrannasaurus Rex. They've also discovered that like the Komodo Dragon they too have a poisonous bite the evidence was that they're teeth had serations where the bacteria grew.
demonzone2571 9 months ago
As many problems as this movie had....I still get creeped out by the Rex roaming the neighborhood and peering into the kids window.
That shits the stuff of pure nightmares.
Hellborndelux 9 months ago
"Hey, you!"
"Yeeeeeees?"
*goofy holler*
XDDDD
howl4fun21 9 months ago
Jeff Goldblum raptor
what has, uh, science done, huh?
aptspire 9 months ago
"HAY YOUU"!!!!!! WwUuhh??? NINJA KICK!!! YEEAOOHOOHOOWEE!!! hahahahaha
SAHLISS 9 months ago
YOU GODDAMM TREEHUGGER!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
originalskyslicer 9 months ago
This trailer is as reliable as a BP pipe
lol
sakonaga1 9 months ago
Don't move, they're eyesight is based on whose expendable.
4getfulness16 9 months ago 3
Is it me or does the Velociraptor look good in a suit?
theledgendaryzombie 9 months ago
This review is hilarious, but i disagree with his opinion on this movie completely.
TheJawsFan24 9 months ago
Hey you!
NRUUHHHHH!?
nousernameswhy 9 months ago
3 people didnt do something
archerdeejay 9 months ago
3 people didnt do something
archerdeejay 9 months ago
later, BITCH!
I'M BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
;D
MrHEC381991 9 months ago 20
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lol lol lol
FANTOMTRON 9 months ago
The T-rex didn't eat the crew I believe in the book a couple of raptors got on board the ship and attacked them
KuroYuki100 9 months ago
UGH, HEY NC, they're called Compsagnathus. Jeez, he thinks he knows everything. U know, JP got me interested in knowing the names of these extinct creatures.
RisingVictor 9 months ago
At the end he should've shown the clip of Jeff going "Now that is on big pile of shit" XD
PUNISHERX666 10 months ago
"Boomer will- ohhhh...... we getcha another Boomer"
DarkMind95 10 months ago 2
"no don't you remember they can open doors!" *smash* "and that too....."
SovietSauce95 10 months ago
Also: Eyesight based on movement? This one time somebody brings that up in the book Malcolm (or was it Levine? the guy they left out of this movie) immediately calls bullshit on it, saying that the moron who made that up is so stupid, he doesn't even know how to get it on with his wife. Seriously what kind of a dumbass movie is this?
BTIsaac 10 months ago
Again, the book makes it pretty clear why the T-rexes keep coming back. When they took the baby back to the trailer and it's parents came after it, they expended their hunting grounds. They're defending their territory.
BTIsaac 10 months ago
If you want a better version of the Lost World...go play the arcade game
NintendoSegaKonami3 10 months ago
@NintendoSegaKonami3 YEAH! and dont forget Trespasser. Dont know what it is you say, search for it on youtube. U might find it interesting. Think of it as a digital spin off to this film.
RisingVictor 9 months ago
I'm surprised that he didn't mention(or he just didn't know) writer David Koepp's cameo in this movie where he played the guy in blue with glasses who got eaten in the T-rex's attack in San Francisco.
windowsVD 10 months ago