The Scotsman's 20-second Long Insult

[origamipein18]

Wow...the weird thing is that I kinda understand what he's saying.

[LucanVaris]

DANGIT!!! He caused my Jibberish-to-English translator to commit suicide...

[M134FANATIC]

ohhhh ya dandees prancing aboot with ya heads full of EYEBALLS!!!

[GlassGuitar95]

milk drinker?

[TheSkullranger]

stoner, soy face? lolwut?

[MrSav4life]

Samurai fucking Jack...

[starrodkirby1]

I cannot unsee this guy's voice for the Demoman...

[TurtleShroom]

MANLY!

[konohaleaf425]

nobody puts that much thought into an insult

[Bowmaj21]

"Bite my Shiney, Metal Ass, Scotsman!"

[TheDoomAlpha]

I'm going to use this in everyday conversation now.

[RoccProduction5]

Nice....

[kraklovich]

U mad bro?

[banjohusky]

Luckily a butt load of people like me have committed their lives to running the animations let out today!so far one more year then the college degrees start!

[nark001]

He totally called jack a stoner... -entered god mode-

[419chris419]

I miss the old CN just as much as I miss this show.

[silvernug]

@419chris419 i miss the old aswell, but i welcome the new, its nice to see how trends start, and even though in im in high school i find regularshow and adventure time to be great "blaze" cartoons, there funny in there stupidity, and that is really because the people making cartoons now realize, people dont watch for genius, they watch for stupid moments, and stuff they can relate to, its also easyier to add innuendos in that way. Though, i wouldnt mind seeing samurai jack picked back again!

[419chris419]

@silvernug That's the thing, there are only a few GOOD cartoons left to redeem what's left of CN.

Regular show, adventure time, flap jack, etc.

The others..are a joke. Hell some aren't even cartoons.

[koopakape]

@419chris419 It's better now than it was for awhile. Adventure Time, Regular Show and Gumball are awesome, very creator-driven and imaginative -- hopefully it's the beginning of more along those lines, and not just a flash in the pan.

I'll always await the time at which the whole channel (or any other channel) has that same spirit of freedom and amazing cartoons even on a low budget, like the era of Dexter and PPG.

[419chris419]

@koopakape haha yea, good to see that you also like gumball too.

I'm just afraid CN would turn into something like Disney now days... with teens that think they can sing or act.

[SuperGreatSphinx]

The languages of Scotland are the languages spoken or once spoken in Scotland. The numerous languages spoken in Scotland during its recorded history fall into either the Germanic or Celtic language families. The classification of the Pictish language was once controversial but it is now generally considered a Celtic language. Today, the primary languages spoken in Scotland are English, Scots and Scottish Gaelic. The dialect of English spoken in Scotland is termed Scottish English.

[89Dustdevil]

I'll watch the rest tomorrow.

[brawlindude2]

woah woah woah woah woah jack is not oaf looking lol

[UZF3]

DAAAAAMNNNNNNNN! Jack got owned!

[tharailwaydra]

*pokerface*

[hstac09]

Can we get some subtitles, please? XD

[Shadowstrom]

@hstac09 I understood it perfectly

[kurlobe]

I HAVE TO MEMORIZE THIS INSULT!

[MegaStartheHedgehog]

@kurlobe me too

[nikkinthenati]

that's harsh Scots Man

[aznassassin159]

This video drastically lowered my self-esteem.

[Flashsugarfellows]

he said stoner xd lol

[NightShade1218]

I'm Scottish and I approve of this character.

[buldren0101]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[GunJack3100]

wou wou easy maaaan

[bigwingedkuriboh]

And then he died

[VromNath]

@bigwingedkuriboh nope.avi

[MrVladGeorge]

he forgot bitch at the end:))

[villanelo1987]

What is this, I dont even...

[MichaelLeonhoof]

OH SNAP.

[GlasgowPhilosipher]

0:11

"Stonner" is Glesga slang for "erect penis"

Fuck the censors! :D

[Lord7ord]

What do you think of that?

Mr. Pyjama Wearing, Basket Face, Slipper Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Up-Bleeding-More, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessy, Oaf Looking, Stoner, Nyaff-Plookie-Shan, Milk Drinking, Soy Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm Eyed, Hooting-Blaugh, Vile Stoochie, Cully-Breek Tatty.

[ElDoucho]

"What do ya think of that Mr. Pajama-Wearin` Basket-Face

..Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle...

...Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril...

...Jessie, Oaf-looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking...

...Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh...

...Vile-Stoochie, Cully-Breek-Tattie."

- phantomgrip

[MetalstormX25]

After that, I would have just called him a Brit.

[commander144]

well... well... your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries, and your dumb

[MRM678dude]

What do you think of that mr pyjama warring, basket face, slipper wheedling, clime, dreep palkoo, giver up, bleeding moral, bledering glomarl, Jessie, oaf looking, stoner, niff, bookers Shan, milk drinking, soy face, stupid, min mote, snivelling, worm eyed, hooted lat, vile stupid, taley catty

[amazingfan15]

@MRM678dude thank you

[JoseWithAStick]

@MRM678dude There was this guy before there was TF2 Demoman.

[TheLegendaryJazz]

How come transcribe audio is more win when it fails harder?

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

The insult is more intense with the screens poping up.

[bludude1616]

I'd give that man a high five

[freddythefish100]

Nyaff

New York Asian Film Festival XD

[TheHighRoller473]

The thing is, though, is that I really wouldn't be all that offended...since I have no fucking clue what he's saying!

[DemonicRemption]

@TheHighRoller473 Same here. XD Wouldn't've gotten a word of that had it not been for MRM678dude!

[JCdenton50]

God i wish i could insult like the Scotsman, so then i could leave people speachless ^_^

[rhcpwolf]

5 people were insulted

[GrounderTheRobot]

Dat Demoman.

[5282890]

and this is just a greeting in Scotland

[KayinMoon]

OH SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

[zhaoyun255]

Can you upload the Jack vs Scotman fight? That was one of the most awesome fight in cartoon history.

[colmhearne]

I wish I could insult like this

[NyanPoptartCat]

Why is this not a meme yet?

[ampboiflorida]

@NyanPoptartCat IKR

[xianos707]

samurai jack is awesome, should have never stopped making episodes

[CartoonFetishMan]

You can tell Jack is thinking "Please, shut the hell up!"

[z7h4q6iv93]

What a mouthful.

[flcl64]

now put this audio to tf2's scott and we've got profits!

[CallMetheMusicMan]

Does ANYONE know where I can stream full episodes online?

[Kamikaze1655]

does anyone know where i can watch this show? PLEASE ANSWER ME

[Venomcreed425]

@Kamikaze1655 boomerang at about 10:00 or 11:00 or just try your luck online on a website

[TheDestroyerOfHumans]

@Kamikaze1655 you find it you tell me! why is it that we only get snips of it but never the full thing?!?

[sodapop81]

@Kamikaze1655

The DVDs are available. Check amazon.com.

[Kamikaze1655]

miss this show!

[Aflay1]

I thought that was a good insult Scotsman. Well done.

[MultiLightDark]

wow he was packing on jack i was shocked

[xSCOOTERx2]

Jack: "can you say that again?"

[E07WORLD]

Bite my shiny metal ass! (couldn´t resist)

[xX101ki11sXx]

I'm a black scottish cyclops. They got more... *Plays Video*

[sarutobisensei1]

This should be a new Team Fortress 2 Demoman phrase!

[Greatdictator]

@sarutobisensei1

Look at demomans 20 second long insult i made . I already did that for ya :D

[MinionOfDeth2112]

@sarutobisensei1 - That and if Demoman dominates Saxton Hale he should shout: "Scotsman HAAAAAIIIILLLLLL - ya shirtless milk drinker!"

[Apollomasque]

It's Jake the Dog!

[martinbondesson]

Okay children, this is your assignment for tomorrow. Memorize this word by word and recite it in the morning. Good luck.

[Feralgator]

Argh, I forgot me number 2 pencil for me scantron test.

[AGuyInAHat]

"Oh, They're gonna have to Glue You Back Together, IN HELL!!!"

Demoman, TF2

[SuperVegitoSSJ2]

Never gets old.

[narutosonic1213]

Reminds me of the swearing contest on sly 3:honor among thieves. THUMBS UP IF U KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT lol

[Jex134]

As a kid my mom heard this from the other room and thought it was someone actually swearing a blue-streak. Since the scene was over, and I couldn't prove he wasn't swearing (damn TV-rewind wasn't around back then kiddies, no siree) so she banned me from watching Samurai Jack! D:

.

Naturally I had to sneak it in at buddies places. This show was way too good to give up like that. So glad I rebelled.

[freddythefish100]

@Jex134 what do you mean as a kid? lol this show isnt that old XD

[CreeperPootis]

Stereotypes of us Brits are the best kind XD

[Ryagful]

what the fuck is he saying?

[Banminator]

bender?

[Vexeron1]

PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YER' HEAD FULLA EYEBALLS!!!!!

[ChocolateAsian9000]

@Vexeron1 top comment please

[theraveniscool]

I heard stoner

[Vexeron1]

@theraveniscool "Schtoner". Scottish slang for "Erection".

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

Transcribe Audio:

"Whatever time is up next on the wedding plastic basically what we learned, finally, here there are more and more on the main streets almond just hold my condition, this Sunday, ranged Jones."

[RANDomstuff0709]

english please?

[lawlzrofl32]

I heared pimp.

[HickeryHickery]

The only word I made out was "stoner" and nearly choked on my drink I laughed so hard.

[GreenTeaGoku]

Can you upload when jack meets mad jack? SO funny!

"Wait then who am I?"

[ninjabluemonkey]

HOLY DOOLY!

[rawrkittah45]

Weird cuz this episode came on a few weeks ago o-o

[thinman25]

"I fear... no man."

"OOOOOOH, that's some tough talk coming from a man who wears a BASKET ON HIS HEAD! I put my HAGGIS in a basket!"

[rpgwarlord2012]

Lul :P I remembered this XD

[DarkSignal59]

ah yes,Samurai Jack,*childhood memories* the Scotsman fucking ROCKED!!

[Gashie2]

(0:01) whatever time is up next on the wedding plastic basically what we learned finally here there are more and more on the main streets almond just hold my condition this sunday range jones..(0:17 onwards)..........

.... Youtube Trascribe Audio BETA: "Screw this I give up!"

[PeterDivine]

@Gashie2 Youtube Transcribe Audio Beta: "There is no way these are actually words what the hell are you people doing in this video good lord what are these sounds it's like a man choking on a bagpipe or something goddamn"

[xXMrFunnyGuyXx]

It's all the grace and beauty of Scotland in 20 seconds

[jjPWNSftw]

Its actually 24 seconds (Troll Face)

[taylor189]

This is perfect.

[Vexeron1]

TURN ON TRANSCRIBED AUDIO.

[lordxheroth]

Lol called him a potatoe at the end.

[MrNauran]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

[sotobertha]

that doesnt make any sence!?

[rynn12345]

next time sombody steals my french fry, this is what im gonna say

[bumpyrap]

wow

[melonmasta]

lol, I love John di,magio

[PleasedToBeHere1]

Certainly a harsh lecture.

[swinabc]

KAAABOOOOOMMM!

[sodapop81]

Jack: At least I'm not ugly!

[Davidicus400]

did i hear the word stoner? lol.

[TheRJMurray]

Bender and Hermes

[PixelSmackdown]

Samurai Jack had the best editing i've ever seen in a cartoon.

[DarthSmoke1]

Sis he just say stoner?

[phantomgrip]

What do ya think of that Mr. Pajama-Wearin` Basket-Face

..Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle...

...Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril...

...Jessie, Oaf-looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking...

...Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh...

...Vile-Stoochie, Cully-Breek-Tattie.

[GuyverU01]

@phantomgrip Wait...what?

[Hypastpist]

@phantomgrip i wonder if any scot actually understood that

[TheLanGod]

Old looking stoner?

[shockraid1]

...Demoman?!

[wavepsychic]

lol what did he say?

[DeltaDiseased]

What'd you think of that, Mr. Pajama wearin'. Basket Faced Slipper Wieldin', clide-drop-barkle gither' uppin' blet mal blitherin' gomrel, jessie, oaf look' stoner, nif plookie-san, milk drinkin', soy-based stupid, mil moved, snivelin' wormed-eyed, hooten-blag, vile stoogie, cali britt tattie?

someone did this for me.

[Raanngel]

@DeltaDiseased Translation please?



[Alterego912]

Umm... what did he just say?

[SweetP041590]

You know if someone called me that, I maybe just be looking like a moron and say "whaaaaa? O_o"

[jkatawrath]

0:10 Jessie?

[SINTONSAINT]

00:11 did he just call him a stoner?

[MrThecarfreak777]

$50000 to anyone who can translate that perfectly,word-for word!

[flozner23]

I'm pretty sure one of those words was Scottish slang for erection...

[inakamoto]

Jack: (Urge to kill...rising...)

[SUP3Rtoastr]

Also did he just call him a stoner?

[SUP3Rtoastr]

Aah, John DiMaggio at his best...

[bumpyrap]

he went ham

[arabhero10]

.....I think I just found my new ringtone.

[RaggaeOfFunk]

Reminds me of Demoman.

[FahtSoh]

He called him a stoner lol

[nophaluck]

...Anyone else think The Scotsman looks like Eggman?

[hobnob99]

ok, since im a sportsman ill give the 5 people who disliked this a moment to recouperate

[jimbo80982]

if only you knew what he was REALLY saying LOL.

[albertjester]

the scotsman used to be a town guard. till he had his dodgy knee replaced with a machine gun.

[DarthZob]

So.....what did he think of it?

[CopShowGuy]

I used to have this memorized.

[gamehot0]

Oh no he didnt!!

[Ja1Mac]

translation please?

[supersayianlionking]

5 people got insulted by the Scotsman

[Gorekiller6]

They shouldn't have canceled this.

[Slaangor]

And THAT is how you taunt.

[esaliba2]

i wonder why the scots man dident use his machine gun leg on jack not that i hate him or any thing

[hobnob99]

@esaliba2 jack would just reflect those slugs with his *in aku's voice* "maageec swoord"

[zibikit]

You know it was a great show when a 24 second clip racks up 68,000 views in less than a year.

TAKE A HINT AND BRING BACK THE AWESOMENESS, CN!!! Don't be a Mr. Pajama wearin' basket faced slipper wieldin' clide-bleep-blockel...what he said! lol

[Myounage]

So in short, "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go back to yer momma."

[CalicoYorki]

What's that you say?

I think you had a big, drunk frog in your throat.

[BZ98]

You know... i realized something, Samurai Jack's name isn't Jack, he got the name jack from the aliens at the start of the series because of what he did, it was a slang for something, like whats up jack, or jack be trippin haha

[Angerlevel]

A tatti for anyone who wants to know means "Potato" is Scots. And Schtoner is another scottish slang for "Erection"... I know, I'm from Scotland... and the scotsman is bizarrely enough one of my absolute favourite cartoon characters ever :D This is one of the finest moments I've ever seen of "Getting crap past the radar".

hehe.... he called Jack a "Jessie" XD.

[chcc12]

@Angerlevel They also got the erection ne past the radar in wee free men.

[ShotgunChoda]

AGAIN! :D

[Mspendragon72]

@ShotgunChoda ...EXACTLY!!!! That is exactly what I said...OHH GOD!! SAY THAT AGAIN??!! Please, it was beautiful...the next time somebody pisses me off...I MUST QUOTE HIM WORD FOR FREAKIN' WORD!! LOOOL!! Jessie oaf lookin'...hahahahaha!!!

[SodiumHydroxideRG]

Oh my god, I loved this episode!