Neill Blomkamp mysterious teaser from Wired magazine

[aleinad0525]

With these "animals" do Mcdonalds meat

[darthkra]

where can i buy it?

[silverclawedwolf]

soilent green?

[darthkra]

what is this

[MrTracker12345]

@darthkra this is SPARTA

[darthkra]

@MrTracker12345 voulone re malaka to psaxnw...

[truvelocity]

Its my food. Throw it on the barbie!

[acidsphere]

Portside Road, Vancouver, BC. BOOSH! CSI style, yo!

[Chaotic500]

Wat u mean 18-12 wat day year month?

[furkanbastih7]

DISTRICT 10 COMES 18-12 GUYS COME ITS OBVIOUSE

[raoradu]

Ow, a dead creature, let's put our fingers in its mounth and poke it!

[Venivik]

@raoradu um yeah.... how else can you do science to something

[egarciachileno]

mataron al chupacabras!

[Uroboroz18]

@egarciachileno tu crees? realmente yo no me lo imaginaba asi

[goBunnyful]

its so cute ^^

[GlobalsoftPirka]

It's been so long, nearly a year now...maybe at the one-year anniversary we will FINALLY get something out of this? x_x

[MrAmsheel1]

He shouldn't have added the background music.

[trancebeats4me]

mmm lol?

[qu7aker]

so whens the movie comin out? lol

[hadesvi]

That's just a possum guys, come on.

[chanmjohn]

ugh....why did they touch it? must be fake idk

[ujayet]

Neill Blomkamp is the bomb I don't care what anyone say!!! love his visions and his style in movie making! can't wait for whatever he have plan!

[venichen1]

Neill Blomkamp never ceases to impress me.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

KINGSHIT

[grayfire777]

usda certified WTF!!!!!!

[GlobalsoftPirka]

Continued!

Jesus, man! Awww, duuuude! (Picks it up by the tail [also rude])

It's heavy.

It looks like a stamp on it!

(mumbles) 18...

Inspected, approved...I can't read this...category three...

...I don't know what the rest says.

(OMINOUS SHOT OF FACTORY)

[GlobalsoftPirka]

Here's my horrible attempt at a transcript: In the dirt road? Yeah. Ok, where is it? It's up here on the left, this road is self-service right here, s'right here (or "sorry") Woah...what the hell is that, dude? (laughs) (STRING MUSIC!) It looks like it just died. Look at these...(something, possibly "legs"?) (sticking fingers in mouth which is really rude!) (It really, REALLY sounds like he says "Penis!" here, which...doesn't make any sense...)

[ROGUEDETAIL]

Why would they touch it? Fuckin gross dude

[mrchopper]

Why has this just blown up? It's been here for months...

[IsellproPAIN]

@mrchopper Elysium's actually in motion now.

[adamwalker47]

Its clearly not a prawn.

But, could it be a prawn/human hybrid?

[gsmastermike]

Whatever the heck that thing is, i'ts ugly and i hope the movie is good!.

[Tedsta101]

Sorry if I sound like a dumbass, but this is fake right?

[SquirtOutADump]

@Tedsta101 No it's real.

[princedada23]

@Tedsta101 yes its fake. neill is a great and creative director that made district nine. thats his style of filming, to put you in a position where you question if its real or not

[2fast4u5]

I was really excited when I first heard about this. By the way... that's most likely a baby prawn. You can see the shrimp like body and the little legs. District 10 is going to be bad ass!

[lNyconl]

@2fast4u5 That looks nothing like a prawn.

[2fast4u5]

@lNyconl Of course it does! Go on Google and type in prawn and look at the little legs. Same exact thing.

[SquirtOutADump]

@2fast4u5 If you honestly think a sequel to District 9 would be called District 10 you are a fool.

[nny5342]

@SquirtOutADump actualley nile said it would be called d-10 if it was ever made on attack of the show when d-9 came out

[TheMason7125]

@SquirtOutADump its a possibility dude, at the end they left district 9 and moved to district 10, just a guess dude, no other possibiltys could really be assumed



[SquirtOutADump]

@TheMason7125 Please post a video of you fingering a cat.

[TheMason7125]

@SquirtOutADump ur mental, keeping failing

[SquirtOutADump]

@TheMason7125 Please.

[scaner411]

there you go. it came from the KFC slaughter house. It says there inspected by KFC. That's the rumored mutated meat they freakin' cook. bwah

[StilettoSilhouette1]

looks like it escaped from PLUMB ISLAND. Look it up. They find stuff just like this around and about the area Plumb ISLAND is located. Is it new meat being grown for the people? Something from the lower levels of the DOD built (look it up) Denver International Airport? Check out the murals btw. Neill show us more,

[Roulden]

Ya stick your finger in its mouth, im sure nothing will happen and you wont get infected

Anyways Neil Blomkamp is amazing at shorts and hope to see more of his films become feature length cinemas. Of course with him in full control of the direction and screenplay

[MrBleedthefreak]

the mcrib is back!

[MrBleedthefreak]

the mcrib is back!

[CLSkill]

Meh

[realisticHomeboy]

Poorly done.

The attempt at making it look like amateur footage completely failed. They always make the same mistake by shaking the camera around, and it just does not end up looking natural. They over do it, and it just makes it look even less authentic.

[JewnPlus]

At least Blomkamp, shows u da Monster

[sargizbaba]

what the heck does this spouse to mean ?

[Kurskij]

But will it blend?..

[prozakkitty13]

Please God make a movie out of this

[Dethmasheen]

I wonder how it tastes

[mario00037]

It's my mother in law!! XD

[jorgeroxs47]

That's where my cat went.

[zimzimzalabim]

Super (District) 8? JJ did it better.

[TetraVaalBioSecurity]

@zimzimzalabim JJ makes films for kids, Blomkamp makes films for adults... so I don't think any of us really give a shit if JJ is better at viral marketing.

[D3nnisPro]

wikus is dead!

[Snakeqwerty1]

FAKE!



[CarolinaOcelot]

Fox with mange. Definitely,

[DookieLiquid]

Well thank you, i'm gonna have nightmares for WEEKS now, that looks creepy.. and disgusting.

[MyUsername156]

I was waiting for it to jump up and bite the guy in the face

[gto3440]

is it just me...or is that guy a moron for handling that thing with his bare hands

[BigPimp14]

maybe rihanna evolved from that thing because for some reason one of her stupid music videos is being suggested to me in the sidebar

[ZooTycoonZilla]

I wonder if this is going to be a sequel to District 9. The stamp on it and stuff like that. The prans let it loose on earth. It was first approved though. do you think thats posibl (for a movie not real life)

[SAVAGENEDVED]

NEW BREED OF SHIT!!! looks cool

[TheApocalysed]

@Babynick150627

The only thing they have in common is that they both have those features. In which case, bubbles the monkey is like cloverfield.

This and Super 8 are looking very interesting indeedy.

[TetraVaalBioSecurity]

@TheApocalysed was Babynick trying to imply that Blomkamp ripped off Cloverfield or something?

[LAMFi1ms]

Niel Blomkamp is a great filmmaker but there is one thing that he excells at more than anybody else...

Viral Video campaigns.

[q3malignant]

it's the chupacabra

[eXpeditionProduction]

Guys! It's Matt the Murloc! Everybody say Hi!

[dienelesida]

She is my cat

[IcedMelonify]

its pig+rat. its an experiment

[Extnoob]

Amazing viral video. Always love anything even remotely related to Neill Blomkamp.

[soychidoese]

A Kim Possible live action rufus?

[HisagiShuhei]

@soychidoese Rufus is a naked mole rat.

[legendarywar1]

i must say though, what's with all the pokemon responses?

[WetKant]

Lets touch it!!!

[dollycarcass]

Such a niiice Pig.

[NeutralExistence]

Dude its a slowpoke holy fuck!!!

Those aren't' supposed to start appearing for another 4 years.

[henriqueberaldo]

fake...

[PappaKslimm]

@henriqueberaldo douche...

[FPSGREECE]

this is fake why and who would touch that digusting beast

[Zirus101]

@FPSGREECE no, pretty sure its real

[Paradiagle]

Kto z Polsko łapka w górę! ;D

[WFCM18]

Elysium that's the name of the new movie he is doing and this is part of the promos you'll see more of in the coming months

[sillydeadperson56]

Holy fuckin' SHIT! I can't wait for this!

[nilepwnsu]

I feel bad for it

[MrSamster911]

pika,pika,pika,chuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuu thats hairless

[ScrubsTheNewcomers]

Is this a viral video?

[daft9punk]

@ScrubsTheNewcomers yeea...

[gallai1]

@ScrubsTheNewcomers

yes, it´s probably the start of a viral campaign for a new movie.

cuz maker of this video is neil blomkamp, like the title says, who wrote and directed "DISTRICT 9".

[ScrubsTheNewcomers]

@gallai1 Cool, thanks for so many informations! I think it`s gonna be a got movie, looks pretty real. District 9 was a nice one too. Did Neil give a statement bout this?

[gallai1]

@ScrubsTheNewcomers

no he didn´t.....

[facefacts911]

CHUPACABRA!

[TeddyNutts]

Why are they taking so long to throw their pokeballs at it ?!

[HotPocketsBoy]

@TeddyNutts that was a masterpiece comment

[Xeonryu]

@TeddyNutts thats about the lamest reference that you could make about this video. your trying to be funny but it failed. and above all else how does pokemon relate to a dead alien-like corpse?

[legendarywar1]

@Xeonryu relax dude, you can't get mad at a guy for trying to be humorous. so what, it may not be funny, but its not like you have to laugh at it. lighten up a bit.

[DOMINOSMOFO]

@TeddyNutts

A dead Pokemon is a useless Pokemon. Unless it's some sort of Snorlax sleeping Pokemon, then by all means.

[edgardotcom]

I will name him fluffy and he will be my fluffy

[lucisdopeful]

that's cute

[GlobalsoftPirka]

It's been forever, Blomkamp! Come on, throw us another bone!

...I want to see more genetic monstrosities, please. Pretty please?

[ZicoCirola]

maybe 18.12 is a date !

[ZicoCirola]

nice vid... only thing I found unrealist was that they touched its mouth and tried to open it and shit.... no one would do taht to some weird ass creature

[xamanto]

@ZicoCirola you're wrong. I'd totally do it.

[LoNeLyTeArSiCrIeD]

Squeeekieee jeepies what is that? If that comes and attack someone ouchies!!! Brrr...

[phongbong]

Oh god, IT'S THE COMBINE, RUN!

[liquidusphoenix]

maybe (big imagination), its like a pig lizzard, cos pigs taste good, and lizzards are easy to grow - follow me here, perhaps geneticaly engeneered food for future, or one of his films..

best i can come up with, but its not like we aint got food shortages

[zaba1303]

wow haha extra pig monster

[RandomCommentsofDoom]

Am I the only one who's hoping that's a Zergling?

[eskimoundercover]

@RandomCommentsofDoom

Haha, no you are not! :))

[OddR86]

Cute x)



[00Avenger17]

retard rat drowned....

[googlemanic]

wait y the fuck r they touching it????? well we all no who is gunna die 1st.

[googlemanic]

all hail Neill Blomkamp

[dirtysanchezman18]

Mews back !!!!!!!!!

[sabernoodle999]

its obviously a miniature slowpoke or slowbro

[VennWearsPrada]

fucking awesome looking.

[20madchad]

why would u touch something that u dont even know what it is. i would poke it with a stick or something.

[dh4645]

finally got around to reading my wired magazine and saw that pic on pg 197. had to come online and find out wtf it was. ha. nice viral marketing.

[Trevahhh]

Awesome it looks like a movie that will be overly handheld and filled with bad editing. I loved District 9 but they're professionals not amateurs.

[lolocaust15]

IT'S A SQUID HILLBILLY! 

[razehey]

this is cloverfield redneck style.

[hazza3]

Dammit Mom what are you doing out of the house!?

[tapa4ik]

w w w . s l a s h film.c o m /neill-blomkamps-mysterious-ag­m-heartland-teaser-trailer-wir­ed-magazine/

[Micronus]

Dunno what is it, but it surely overdosed some filthy dubstep:D

[JoeTheWiltshire]

Crawled straight off the McDonalds meat farm.

[GlobalsoftPirka]

@JoeTheWiltshire Which is why the little guy has been given the fan-nickname of 'McRib' XD

[JanuaryBlack1996]

Cloverfield 2 maybe O_o

[something2thinkabou1]

were humans so were prob gonna eat it

[MluvsMCR1]

This is so cute!!! ;)

[Geoxile]

IT'S A PIG. TONIGHT WE HAVE HAM

[Natemoman32]

Awww its so cute :)

[heartisbrokeinhalf]

wat the hell is that???/

[makerandoIT]

Someone tells Neill that people don't go around touching dead things with bare hands.

[Zeggawong]

@makerandoIT You always use a stick

[ZicoCirola]

@makerandoIT my thoughts exactly

[THEprincessFirefly]

@makerandoIT normal people would never touch a dead thing with bear hands. i won't even touch one of my mice after it dies with bear hands.

[Ralokone]

@makerandoIT you vastly underestimate the stupidity of human beings sir

[ArthasMenethilPure]

District 10?

[felipegonzalezweb]

Wait....

What the fuck ?!!

[MrGundamnews]

CLOVERFIELD 2 !? =/



[SoGiga]

o_o i wish it bit you when you touched it's mouth

[75joel]

ahhh...thats where bacon comes from...

[shivasamira]

@75joel Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! yeah,right!!

[fullZERO3600]

its the human trying to play like god

[rdogsmrpink]

so im assuming that the factory they keep showing is going to be something important. they did focus on it a bit

[SirReal007]

cant be a Dick monster, Cheney would have credits

[uberasianproductions]

Maybe it's the pig that was blasted by the gravity gun in District 9. Which later mutated.

[Slipkdemon]

It looks like a fat pig dick, it s pink

o.o un

[Iroep]

ciaska's son? (berserk)

[kelin818]

it looks like my mom

[EpikaDenU]

my question is, if it was road kill, what kind of drunk ass was that far off the road to hit it

[Farglesword]

I would LOVE a sequel to District 9!

[gamertyme123]

Um....thats....uh...

[oslo123123]

This is probably a promotion for his new sci-fi project "Elysium". Cant wait!:)

[Skymning]

@oslo123123 According to what I read about Elysium it's not even set on Planet Earth. Which makes me doubt this is the same movie. :P

[DarkIltis]

@Skymning Perhaps it is a specimen from that other planet, held by and escaped from some U.S. Government facility. Given the way D9 was marketed its safe to assume that in at least some way Blomkamp will build up a connection between our known reality and the reality of the film.

[TdotSoul]

@DarkIltis I suspect the "inspected, and approved" means it has something to do with food, kinda like the rumours that KFC isn't really chicken

[ckwasi2006]

It's the District 9 guy who made it, people. Likely a new movie.

[Nameperdefinition]

Mmm, cute nipples...

[kelin818]

FAKE N GAY