Knights is awesomeness in a box! If you haven't seen Lance Henriksen drool like a god or Kristofferson fighting from inside a rucksack, you haven't lived! I'll give you all the blockbuster-Transformers-CGI-crap - fuck that shit! Pyun can make more out of $500 dollars than most directors could pull out of a $100 million project. Those films got soul and spirit!
The only DVD version I've seen is Russian, by the way - pressumably not completly legal.
You left out my most favorite scene in the whole movie. The scene that made me laugh hysterically for I-don't-know-how-long. The scene I'm referring to is the fight between Gabriel and Simon (Scott Paulin). The exagerated jumping back and forth, the knife to the eye and subsequent unsuccessful attempt to insert a replacement...the question of "where you plan to stick that thing". What's not to love?! And you skip it...
btw there's some awesome clips of this movie...(watch?v=cSUzTdGeEqM)
What's the end song? BTW, that was a hilarious review of a bad movie
WatchMyAwesomeVideo2 6 months ago
as so... still loved it!!
morleydotes666 8 months ago
ARAMIS IS STILL THE COUNT OF MONTE CHRISTO(GENERAL OF THE JESUITS)
countdumas 11 months ago
Knights is awesomeness in a box! If you haven't seen Lance Henriksen drool like a god or Kristofferson fighting from inside a rucksack, you haven't lived! I'll give you all the blockbuster-Transformers-CGI-crap - fuck that shit! Pyun can make more out of $500 dollars than most directors could pull out of a $100 million project. Those films got soul and spirit!
The only DVD version I've seen is Russian, by the way - pressumably not completly legal.
fenriz218 1 year ago
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@fenriz218 I know the only place you can get this movie on DVD legally for about $10
Gerickmb 9 months ago
I love this shit :) I want it on dvd !
thanks for the review!!!
MrGanamae 1 year ago
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@MrGanamae I know the only place you can get this movie on DVD legally for about $10
Gerickmb 9 months ago
E P I C F A I L
Knights rules!
landline00 1 year ago
Sorry to disappoint, guys. It was a VHS copy.
bbpulpafficionados 1 year ago
Knights in DVD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where?!
ollyb111 1 year ago
@ollyb111 go to drive in classics dvd.com
Gerickmb 9 months ago
A DVD version?? Where did you guys get that?
hibakusha0 1 year ago
LIke Cristopherson would do uouououou. Howard stern Eric the midget country show.
tokyodave1982 1 year ago
You left out my most favorite scene in the whole movie. The scene that made me laugh hysterically for I-don't-know-how-long. The scene I'm referring to is the fight between Gabriel and Simon (Scott Paulin). The exagerated jumping back and forth, the knife to the eye and subsequent unsuccessful attempt to insert a replacement...the question of "where you plan to stick that thing". What's not to love?! And you skip it...
btw there's some awesome clips of this movie...(watch?v=cSUzTdGeEqM)
subassy 2 years ago
Please post this movie..
sokarsfleet 2 years ago
Werid fucket up movie but Lance still good in a creep way.
chibuzorijeh 2 years ago
I guess it's a bit like "Knight Rider" not having a knight riding around.
taistelutomaatti 2 years ago
IVE SEEN THIS IT WAS AWFUL AHAHAHA!
SirHayler 3 years ago
Always wanted to see this.
MattCordellIsBack 3 years ago
que asco
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davidoso22 3 years ago
Hahah. Great stuff guys.
BMovieWackiness 3 years ago
why you dont get any views? this is great!
LightingJack145 3 years ago
Was that the Power ranger's hideout at 3:40, only half blown up?
oliverscott2007 3 years ago
Nice! I love Toto! This movie is like "Death Sport" meets "Cave Dwellers. Except "Death Sport" was awesome.
thecinemasnob 3 years ago 2
Was that a Black Manta cameo? :)
MoeHailstoneMoronica 3 years ago
Great review. Love that robot arm!
ewokmic 3 years ago
I like to make out with parrots - wow that's one in a million! soul mates..
mytigermyheart17 3 years ago