Dos Equis: The Most Interesting Man In The World (Spring 2010)

[hserfj]

I don't always lick my asshole, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis

[JTC31290]

He looks fucking serious when he says, "Stay thirsty my friends". You better be thirsty or else....

[JayBoogie950]

I dont always drink piss but when I do, I prefer Dos XX

[andyhmltn]

I don't always look up the origins of memes, but when I do, I look up the best ones.

[nigahiga68]

I don't always quote what I hear in Youtube videos, but when I do, I make sure to keep it original.

[packlol]

I don't always watch TV. But when I do, I prefer not to see stupid commercials.

... stay tunned my friends!

[DaFuqMan]

I dont always die in videogames, but when i do

MOTHERFUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT BROKEN ASS GAME FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

[WillyTung]

I feel pregnant.

[doobdoob100]

I don't always get on the internet, but when I do, I prefer Google Chrome. Stay fast my friends.

[doobdoob100]

Eli manning doesn't always win superbowls, but when he does, he beats Tom Braddy

[klabkebash]

Jeremy Lin is "The Most Linteresting Man in the World".

[MeilleurMitchell]

I don't always talk to ASU grads, but when I do, I order large fries.

[Noblehammer16]

Eli Manning: He doesn't always go to the Super Bowl, but when he does, he beats the Patriots.

[PurpleBandit3000]

I don't always finish my sentences, but when I do...

[fojomojo]

Woops, looks like i said the top TWO times, Like this comment as well :)

[paremphasis]

@fojomojo more useless than karma

[kylhnsn]

I don't always duplicate letters, but when I do...I prefer dos equis.

[DrBeatDrummer]

I used to drink beer.....until I took an arrow to the knee

[OtherSideOfArgument]

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I beat my wife.

[TheFroogleman]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my kids.

[fojomojo]

I don't always comment on YouTube videos, but when I do, I get top the top comment

[rickster397]

@fojomojo keep liking my friends

[eetherealflux]

omgg this is pretty funny

[xxxxxxxmemaimoxxxxxx]

chuck norrisws cousin!

[INEEDZALL]

He once punched Chuck Norris in the balls, Chuck went down like a sack of potatoes.

[XaiverMan99]

I don't always finish my sentences, But when I do

[nyamasvisvap]

i dont always watch this, but when i do its coz of 9gag

[cgd39]

He once looked in Chuck Norris' eyes and Chuck Norris tryed avoiding eye contact...

[king7thomas]

I don't always masterbate, but when I do I masterbate with my pinky sticking out, stay classey my friends

[savagezj]

i dont always beat my wife but when i do i prefer dos equis. . . . do the dishes my wife

[spalding546]

@contildo maybe thats why they call him jackass

[swagmeout15]

I dont always let other guys fuck my bitches: but when i do its BASEDGOD!

[RioRawShow]

I RATHER GET XXX... STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE BABY ;D

[dtb1331]

@RioRawShow This is one I can support

[AleksiusXIII]

I don't usually go looking for a certain brand of beer, but when I do I just can't find dos equis.

[Jackass333303]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and kids savagely.

[CONTILDO]

@Jackass333303 im gonna pretend i never read that comment...

[The5thAstronaut]

He once cured a woman of aids, by having sex with her

[mrkoolkat1100]

@The5thAstronaut You got that from Chuck Norris -__- lol

[The5thAstronaut]

@mrkoolkat1100 Actually I came up with that myself

[GrumpyMcfart]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I only have one; any more and the interaction with my kidney medicines could kill me

stay healthy, my friends.

[blazingdynasty]

I don't always drink but when I do, I pass out at the second shot

[XxN0bLeW01F684xX]

Stay thirsty my friends

[matguy135]

he doesnt take arrows to the knees, because arrows take him

[BEARiiZM]

@matguy135

arrow jokes again? fuck off it's not even funny.

[MrBubbaloo]

@BEARiiZM i don't often get mad at overused arrow to the knee jokes, but when I do, I prefer to write down my anger on youtube

[HoLLYWOOD681]

I don't always drink milk... but when I do...... I prefer Dos Chichis

[chelybonita07]

@HoLLYWOOD681 LOL!

[SchizoThrashManiac]

I think I found my real dad...

[DoanProductionsInc]

I used to be the most interesting man in the world, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[CaptSwagger]

@DoanProductionsInc i used to find that joke funny, then i saw people overusing it.

[DoanProductionsInc]

@CaptSwagger hey I dont even own skrim. never even plaed oblivion. dont actuall own an x box. i just like to be a troll. so...

I used to not reply to comments, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

(gotta love the internet)

[CaptSwagger]

@DoanProductionsInc hahahahha

[93jackcf]

@DoanProductionsInc If you haven't played the game you look like an idiot for using the joke.

Get off the internet

[DoanProductionsInc]

@93jackcf  You get pissed about a comment and Im the idiot.

[lezzgetit]

IS IT A TAN IS IT A TAN

NO ITS SUPERTAN

[mBarreto914]

I DONT ALWAYS WRITE ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS, BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

[TNTIV]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I take an arrow to the knee.

[Geckuno]

I don't always drink beer but when I do I 9gag

[Heshan00K]

I don't always have sex with 3 women at the same time...but when I do, I prefer midgets.

[ThatRandomGuy666]

I don't always take arrows, but when I do, I take them to the knee.

[blacksushi150]

I dont always go out adventuring, But when I do I take an arrow to the knee.

[ItsOttis]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I chunder everywhere.

[MrDavetheman]

i only know of this cuz of the memes

[Rokuskai]

Iz he real like all the things he did?

[Specialrend777]

I don't always take an arrow, but when I do, I prefer it to the knee.

[Metalfarupyourass]

I used to drink Dos Equis. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Dovahkin11]

This guy is too amazing

[TheCrimsonWarhawk]

I don't always drink milk, but when i do. I drink Dos Boobies.

[dr1345]

I don't always been an old piece of shit, but when I do, I patronize others in beer commercials.

[STEF88988]

I used to drink Dos Equis....... but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[asskickerfoo]

@STEF88988 but then I drank all my money away :(

[LilHaseProductions]

@STEF88988 Funny, that makes HUGE sense. NOT FUCK OFF FAGGOT.

[qwertyuiop15089]

I don't always get top comment. But when I do, I say something funnier than this.

[Turek6766]

I don't always act in commercial, but when i do, I become a meme.

[EddieKuntz94]

Fuck chuck norris Bruce Lee kicked his ass

[The1AmazinAsian]

I dont always drink beer, but when i do, i beat my wife and kids savagely.

[XGman5X]

"If he were pat you in the back, you would list that in your resume" Stay thirsty my friends.

[ENCLAVE961]

I don't always assassinate people, but when i do, it's because they caught me robbing them.

[marshandomness]

i dont always defecate in public restrooms, but when i do, it sounds like a micheal bay film

[JJBoiComedy]

He makes Old Spice's Commercials look like Kids's Shit. Stay thirsty my friends.

[JohnDieselD]

Boss, I just drank Dos Equis for the first time. My favorite beer now. "-stay thirsty my friends"

[stocker104]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat the shit out of my wife.

[uoilo]

that was SO RANDOM

[Greystoke1980]

This whole series is awesome and I don't drink alcohol!

[lilstorm4]

no hes chuck norrises fathers father

[MiaaCeline]

I don't always volunteer as tribute, but when I do, I find a way to win for both me and the boy who's loved me since he saw me to win.

[PorkchopNkairi]

Whats the name of this Track!!!!

[rickneil01]

He's the only living man to have won The Game.

[HeretiCflow]

@rickneil01 and you just lost it!

[TNTIV]

@rickneil01 GOD DAMNIT! I lose :\

[Drokob]

@rickneil01 fuck, I just lost the game.

[RyanSmithN]

He's like 60 years old and probably has erectile dysfunction. 

[hellopendejos]

he doesn't always fart, but when he does, it smells like buttered toast

[Pasguiroq]

This is by far the best beer commercial

[BigBlue0002]

The Pope goes to him to confess his sins...

[MMAExpertKnower]

That guy is sooo gay.. Interesting mah ass....

[TheGrablet]

I don't always use an Ipad case, but when I do, it's the Grablet

[AsianHideOut]

I don't always eat McNuggets, but when I do, it's by the twenties.

[jadentrez]

He discovered Columbus ... That's right. He discovered Columbus.

[crazycolbster]

i dont always get critical hits, but when i do, there on the pokemon i'm trying to capture.

[adonis1936]

i dont always fap on this video but when i do i finish like a beast

[almostnuclearwar]

God damn that was interesting...

[freeloaderno1]

he is able to define the slope of a vertical line

if he became President, he would be served 3 consecutive terms

his penis is complemented with two tusks

[Kinotsuke]

He's Chuck Norris's father.

[squagglenater]

@Kinotsuke no, hes hdstarcrafts father

[poppadiddypop23]

I don't always have sex, but when I do, It's with your mother (:

[MetallicaBrando217]

I don't always play online, but when I do, I prefer Battlefield 3

[STLBluesRamsCards]

Chris Carpenter, the most interesting pitcher in the world:

I don't always pitch on 3 days rest, but when I do, I prefer a World Series Game 7 victory.

[Jointis88]

I don't always get cheated on, but when i do, i put all my naked photos of that bitch on the web

[MultiMrpoo]

i don't always comment, but when i do, i prefer ripping off other people's comments.

[gypsywichitamarksboy]

god i love him hes the fucking cools guy in the world

[GeoAl09]

He once walked into a room..and impregnated a woman by mere presence.

[TheSilverWolfX9]

I don't always drink beer.

But when i do, I beat my wife and kids savagely.

[uthinkingwithportals]

@TheSilverWolfX9 lmfao ^^



[JacksonSTUFF777]

He recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.

[Meteorito494]

I don't always see , but when I do it's what you did there.

[ClassicTVful]

LOL. 

[discozohan3469]

i dont always choke but when i do it perfer to be in the finals stay gagging my friends... lebum

[Reaven609]

I don't usually watch porn, but when I do, I prefer tres equis

stay horny my friends

[SFmmgroms]

i dont always take shits

[FUCKyouANDyourDOG]

I saw a video here on youtube of this chick showing off cleavage... And the top comment said: " I don't always drink milk, but when i do, i prefer dos boobies" lmao

[nazcarmaster]

Chuck norris' long lost brother.

[jan279]

@nazcarmaster Wrong, his long lost brother is Chuck Norris. =)))

[TheOGSpooKy]

He Lost His Virginity Before His Father

[ThyKillerKira]

I don't always make comments, but when I do, I make them on YouTube

[IIIIandrew]

I don't always murder innocent women and children

but when I do I'm sure as hell drunk

[GOCapitals01]

i dont usally comment on youtube movies but when i do i prefer it be on Dos Equis videos. keep watching my freinds

[Flapjizzle69]

Stay thirsty my friends

[MrDafthunk]

I dont always drink beer , but when i do i beat my wife and kids savagely :3

[CrookyJr]

I don't always call you bro, but when I do, you're mad.

[queenofsuccubi]

@CrookyJr OK that is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

[Darkmoone1]

I don't always go onto youtube, but when I do, I flag vids.

[SciPhen3030]

I'm going to be him for Halloween.

[nuttmegg99]

He was invited to the Stephen Hawking residence for a party ,and had the foresight to bring several cases of Dos Equis and a funnel.The conversation they had later that night is now classified TOP SECRET!

[NukedWaffle]

I don't always leave a comment,

but when I do, it's a meme.

[LouieV6]

I don't Always fuck girls, but when I do, I use a comdom

[ViciousOS]

@LouieV6

so you don't use a condom when you fuck boys? :P xD

[LouieV6]

@ViciousOS Fuck you!!! lol

[ViciousOS]

@LouieV6 heheheh, sorry, man, I just had to say it xD

[WhatTehFcuk]

I don't always drink milk. But when I do, I prefer Dos boobies.

[JeaNxCarL0]

I don't always get the most powerful wand ever, but when i do, i break it.

Harry Potter

[Thanatos71185]

I don't always meme, but when I do, I point out that I am meme'ing.

[moopshock]

"Stay thirsty my friends"

[simbg91]

i don't always use internet explorer, but when i do, it's to download a better browser

[Thundermaned]

@simbg91 When I hit enter after typing something in internet explorer, it actually opens a different browser. :O

[CapedBanana]

@simbg91 lol



[chickennoodlesoup901]

He once tamed a wild boar to read his e-mail. And yes, he is indeed, the most interesting man in the world.

[crankthewallsedge]

i dont always cry,but when i do, its because i ran out of beer

[Gogetax123]

I dont always ask for sammichs, but when I do, I ask a woman.

[oOFedoOo]

the mother part was kinda creepy

[proggod876]

if he told you to go fuck your self...you would

[xohnoamonsterx]

I don't always floss, but when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes.

[Wahoofuck]

I don't always use the metric system but when I do I'm buying drugs

[Scorge120]

@Wahoofuck

LOL that's actually too funny

[Rawr190594]

...but when i do, i do it wrong

i don't always use a meme

[doctorseaweed2]

These are chuck norris rip-offs...

[robertbutler714]

@doctorseaweed2 pretty much, its the same idea

[IxIPaincakesIxI]

I don't always spread feces on my girlfriends face and proceed to anal her, whilst peeing inside of her anus.. But When I do.. I use a spatula.

[ExploringProphecy]

I dont always comment on Youtube videos, but when i do, it is on a video of the Chuck Norris of alcoholics like Dos Equis.

[getduloh]

I dont always "did he died", but when I do, I "fake and gay"

[ArizonaKnightWolf]

He is, in fact, what Willis was talking about

[xohnoamonsterx]

I don't always make fun of women, but when I do, I prefer Justin Bieber.

[skateboarder940]

i dont always kill people but when i do i prefer the bazooka

[AcidicCreations]

Double X!!!! :D

WHAT"S THIS SONG!!?