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  • Qaadir said "Oh, girl. I got this from American Eagle. Sure did. You know, it's that new shirt called Blood and Guts. Sure is." Hahahaha!

  • I've probably seen this over 20 times, and it never gets old. <3

  • Milk & Doritos

  • Love qaadir!

  • Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Chips and doritos lol

  • LOL come closer then MAFHUEFUEEFHU that girl. We all get tricked into seeing that creepy girl/

  • I think by "daughter" you mean pet, who eats that loud.

  • @kenyafosho No shit sherlock! He was referring to his dog.

  • daughter...

    

  • heavy ass obese moth...LMAO

  • lol love ur vids hun...def needed that laff..but really tho doritos and milk?!

  • like nike just do it bitch lol

  • they really dont. they realy dont. theeyy reallly doont!!!! LOL!!! :D

  • You're gay ... and you have a daughter? But.. but... I'm getting a visual but it's just not makin sense lol.. anyways LOL @ ur video

  • @EuroStatus1985 He can still produce sperm and fuck, dickwad.

  • @EuroStatus1985 His dog. Not actual human daughter.

  • @TheChazza121 referring to timaya, Q's dog lol

  • Daughter? o.O

  • be my fucking mum&dad bitch!!

  • all i herd waz "fdathrdjtdhtesfgdchfsreshfd GIRLLLLLLLLLLLL gdjrskhgkrskhgkl"

  • i cant breathe

  • I'm mad that I liked your low voice = )

  • i dont know what the fuck your saying LOL you talk so damn fast xD 

  • u made my day again Qaadir!!!! LOL

  • u made my day again Quaadir!!!! LOL

  • "Come See This Girr Please Come See This Girr Yea Girr Yea Girr! Come On Child!" LMFAO! I Lovee Him!

  • I just watched your "Im Lost" Video and I almost died laughing!! I Love you!!! And you have beautiful/flawless skin!!!

  • You look beautiful in this video .. You're glowing (:

  • You gag funny. Hehe.

  • You scared the hell out of me!

  • "He clearly had been steppin on cadavers, kicking some muthafuckin corpses in the face" You are stooping! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • You havee a daughter?????

  • @tuff12able no he means his dog Timaya

  • @tuff12able lol no, he refers to his dog as his daughter.

  • the gagging part had me laughing and my throat hurt

  • Milk nd Doritos! That don't eeeeeeeven go together lol. I love you Qaadir!

  • ahahahahahaha omg i love you so much Qaadir!!!!!

  • GOTCHA GOTCHA!!!!!

  • Lost in Oblivion....ahahahaha

  • HaHa you said something nice about Lady Ga Ga.

  • Lmao ur more like Wikipedia

  • WARNING: Do not watch this while eating!! LMAO..damn near died..hahahaha "think about something else..think about something else"

  • you're so cute! i loveee you :)

  • I wish you were my best friend! You'd be so fun

  • Moi, je m'appelle Lolita

  • you KINDA remind me of B.Scott.

  • o ok

  • u hav a chiild??

  • @alexalara32 It's his dog

  • @alexalara32 I believe its his dog

  • @alexalara32 oops, didn't see that someone already told you that

  • My*

  • Lmao you made me day -3

  • that new shirt called blood and guts....

  • omg i had a bad ass day today and you really really cheered me up thank you mwah

  • ROTFLAUGHING !

  • where do we begin, ok let me think hmm let's start from the beginning hahahaha

  • looking sexy and things of this nature

  • Omg I Caint Stop Starring At Your Skin. Your So Beautiful <3

  • i got slapped in the face with a heavy ass obesied moth lmfao

  • itch u act lick a bitch

  • "bitch you better shut the fuck up & RECOGNIZE where the fuck you are bitch! you are in the chamber of mutha fuckin hell and you don't even too much know where the fuck you are! ahahahaha oh my god had me rollin! love you Q ♥

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • I have watched this video about 20 times and every time I still laugh. -3 qaadir

  • Now *snap!* girl!

  • 08:11 LOL

  • I've been watching this video since you posted it for the first time.. and I still laugh like a mother fucker.

  • @xJayReckless ME TOOO!!! I watch it like 5 times a day!! and still trippin over it! LOL!!!

  • i love your ADHD having self! you be on topic then off topic the next minute! i love it! i'm the same way

  • so classic Timaya....I miss that ! I have no idea what really going on with him now -no clue..but all the best to him

  • i love him more than kingsley

  • This is one of the Qaadir videos that I can say is really classic. He has all his earlier catchphrases in here and the way he tells a story is so damn visual, i feel like I'm there when listening to him! I love this video so damn much that I ripped it and put it on my ipod. Cheers me up on a bad day. Thanks Q!

  • HAHAHAHA @ 3:24-3:35 , 4:43-5:52, 6:11-6:59 and 7:40-8:45 . classic

  • "JUST DO IT BITCH!!!!!"

    LOL :)

  • "Mama-se-mama-sa-mama-cussa" XD LMAO!!!!!! daths mah JAYMMM

  • hahahaha at the person pretending to know about Times Square.

  • LMAO! tell me why i was thinking fuckin motion pictures n shit, n i was thinking bout Timaya in her bed and than the man come in and say (in Timaya's impressional voice) "uhh I see you made it in time" and Timaya like AHHHHHHH WHAT IS THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHH and her voice. LOL i can see him tryna fite him off n shit. OMG, had me rollin the fukk off!

  • I'm bee having a really bad time lately, and you just cheered me the hell up <3

  • gurl yes, this is that new thing callled blood in guts......thats disgusting i dont think I would have done that, ROFL!

  • llol i probally look at this video 2-3 times a day! this girl is fuckin funny!

  • ohh fuck u! lmao

  • "Heavy ass obese moth" LMFAO

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  • everyone else is scared of the girl who comes out of the screen and qaadir notices her split ends... lol

  • y r u askin directions 4 times square when ur in georgia

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  • "So I was very polite to this bitch."

  • @meagencm WOW. I looked at this AS SOON as he said it.

  • currently, 52 people are BUSTED, RUSTED & CRUSTED (Crusted-crusted-crusted...).

    (with them B-B-Burly Ass Boots on.

    {´B-B-Burly.. ..BOOTS.})

  • he looks real good in this vid...skin all radiant and clear....

    hat is swag...hair is looking good

  • From 6:30 on, I was #dead LOL

  • haha obese moth

  • Illegitimate like Wikipedia WHOOO! Dying XD

  • "Someone tryna kill you & you wanna cuss the serial killer out.OH FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I DONT GIVE A FUCK... Bitch yes the fuck I do give a fuck" -Lmao XD

  • hahaha I love how you always get lost XD you're great!!

  • Your skin is perfect!!!!!

  • stand-up comedy 

  • YOU LOOK FAB IN HERE GIRL

  • I just want to die in my sleep!! Why? You don't know how the F**K that is!!! LMAO!!!

  • lmao a heavy ass obese moth!!

  • haha loves it!

  • a little piece of advice - if you're ever lost, you should just try to figure out where you are and look at the little local maps at gas stations - they usually won't force you to buy one.

  • how come you like lady gaga in this video? in all your other ones you don't really like her. no disrespect, just an observation. and btw, i DIED at 3:04 :)

  • i cant stop laugh'n ...i have nothing but love for u!

  • "Obese Moth" LMMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • im guessing it was a heavy a** obese moth ....

  • Uhh....DAUGHTER??? **Side-Eye

  • my boyfriend just told me they should have a gay youtube i said chuppps

  • the voiiceee ! lmao !! omg !

  • hahaha!

  • I have seen this so many times and it never gets old. Fucking love you, Q

  • or as Nike said Just god damn Do It bitch hahahahahahhhaha

  • You have a daughterrr?? awww

  • no bitch. I LLLOST CONTROL. LMAO!

  • I feel like we on skype and you my friend in my head lol!!

  • SCOOOOOTER! my favorite line in all your videos. I really do love you!!!

  • you are funny! i love you!<3 you just made my day!!!

  • WTF ......an obese moth ? Can an obese moth fly ??????... UUUUmmm do they exist...lmbao

  • by that mcdonalds? gotcha gotcha! lol to funny

  • hopped up on my scooooooter lol

  • hahaha the bug part was too funny lol

  • as soon i start palyin ur videos i start laughing! on that ass! :)

  • Magic carpet Aladin on that ass.

  • MILK AND DORITOS AHAHHAHAHAHA.

    Miss Bitch was lookin like the guy in dat. Gir he had dem burly ass boots...stompin on some corpseses

  • I watch this video almost every other day, this has to be one of my favorite stories!

  • you have a kid?

  • @l0v3hat35 Its his dog. lmaoo <3

  • @l0v3hat35 his dog

  • @l0v3hat35 its his dog

  • Stylin' and profilin' <3

  • 6:30 LMFAO

  • I love you! You are the best!

    Ps you uploaded this on my birthday :)

  • Lmao i listen to your stories when i cant fall asleep

  • I love you so much! It's like I'm talking on the phone with you with the way that you address us, lol. I need a friend like you to keep me happy. <3

  • "you are in the chamber of mother fucking hell" hahhaha i lovee you

  • I love dat face @ 10:57 :D lol

  • wait, so this isn't a boy? she has a daughter?

  • @RSDjam17 Timaya is his dog.

  • Your gagging near the end crack me the fuck up. Seriously always funny.

  • When you said "Critten" I fell out LMAO! Ur Brilliant Qaadir!!

  • lmfao Q is fucking hilarious!!!!!

  • lmaoooo i laughed so hard thank u

  • lmao damn mofo..i always said i wanna die in my sleep..thanks for killin that theory LOL

  • This has made my day...I was in need of laughter!!

  • 4:48-5:20 is one of my favorite parts of the video haha you are so funny.

    "by that mc'donald's"

    "they got that little palm tree"

    haha great stuff

  • I'm stealing that line about wikipedia in my next convo. hahaha

  • LMAO.....

  • LMFAO!!!!!! :D

  • sounds like he worked in a slaughterhouse. poor chickens :(

  • omg i love this .. we  gotta hang i would love to hear all ur funny experience omg

  • Hey tom you know where time square is um yup with that screen

  • a mess a mess a mess a mess

  • aaaaaaaryK Timaya his dog he refers to her as his daughter

  • dam yoo stop getting lost : ( be careful

  • do you really have a daughter, lol?

  • Why aren't you my best-friend?

  • LMFAO, "you're not an encyclopedia, more like wikipedia", hahahahahahaha

  • i freakin love it when u say on that ass lol

  • @britany247 If you watch videos, he does that too. lol

  • @britany247 If you watch videos of Luan, he does that too. lol

  • haha Luan has a whole video talking about how stupid people in scary movies are.

  • I love your eyelashes. I really want to know where you get your hats from

  • you got me laughing like no other.

  • =O

    he has a daughter?!

    i thought she was a man!

  • @MrTronvas lol timaya is his dog

  • @MrTronvas smhhhhh. his "daughter" is his dog man !

  • ROFLMAOOO.!!!!!! omg i love your videos..haha you be havin me rollin boii

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  • LMFAO >.<

  • i love you Qaadirrrr ! i always feel like you're talking to me personally lol

  • Lol, maybe a vegetable....lmao.

  • "you better shut the f*ck up & recognize where the f*ck you are b*tch" haha! omg 8:37

  • "It's that new shirt called blood and guts, sure is :)"

    aha lmao

  • BY THAT MC DONALDS RIGHT  GOTCHA GOTCHA!