"bitch you better shut the fuck up & RECOGNIZE where the fuck you are bitch! you are in the chamber of mutha fuckin hell and you don't even too much know where the fuck you are! ahahahaha oh my god had me rollin! love you Q ♥
This is one of the Qaadir videos that I can say is really classic. He has all his earlier catchphrases in here and the way he tells a story is so damn visual, i feel like I'm there when listening to him! I love this video so damn much that I ripped it and put it on my ipod. Cheers me up on a bad day. Thanks Q!
LMAO! tell me why i was thinking fuckin motion pictures n shit, n i was thinking bout Timaya in her bed and than the man come in and say (in Timaya's impressional voice) "uhh I see you made it in time" and Timaya like AHHHHHHH WHAT IS THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHH and her voice. LOL i can see him tryna fite him off n shit. OMG, had me rollin the fukk off!
How would you know that you are even dead if you die in your sleep? I wouldn't want to go out that way either. LOL! You right tho, I just watched Silence of the Lambs recently and I aint never helping some strange handicap person move they furniture. Ever!
"Someone tryna kill you & you wanna cuss the serial killer out.OH FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I DONT GIVE A FUCK... Bitch yes the fuck I do give a fuck" -Lmao XD
a little piece of advice - if you're ever lost, you should just try to figure out where you are and look at the little local maps at gas stations - they usually won't force you to buy one.
how come you like lady gaga in this video? in all your other ones you don't really like her. no disrespect, just an observation. and btw, i DIED at 3:04 :)
Qaadir said "Oh, girl. I got this from American Eagle. Sure did. You know, it's that new shirt called Blood and Guts. Sure is." Hahahaha!
iamindiebabyyyy 6 days ago
I've probably seen this over 20 times, and it never gets old. <3
tylerfrump15 1 week ago
Milk & Doritos
varietyvideo12 1 week ago
Love qaadir!
iiHatezDomii 3 weeks ago
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperPookey123 3 weeks ago
Chips and doritos lol
Synquaimarje 1 month ago
LOL come closer then MAFHUEFUEEFHU that girl. We all get tricked into seeing that creepy girl/
greenmachine271 1 month ago
I think by "daughter" you mean pet, who eats that loud.
kenyafosho 1 month ago
@kenyafosho No shit sherlock! He was referring to his dog.
SuperRegal79 2 weeks ago
daughter...
syesye07 1 month ago
heavy ass obese moth...LMAO
ulala9898 1 month ago 4
lol love ur vids hun...def needed that laff..but really tho doritos and milk?!
ijuswnnabsucessfulNC 2 months ago
like nike just do it bitch lol
jesussavedme7777 2 months ago
they really dont. they realy dont. theeyy reallly doont!!!! LOL!!! :D
renabenaworld 2 months ago
You're gay ... and you have a daughter? But.. but... I'm getting a visual but it's just not makin sense lol.. anyways LOL @ ur video
EuroStatus1985 2 months ago
@EuroStatus1985 He can still produce sperm and fuck, dickwad.
HappyHooker83 2 months ago
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@HappyHooker83 His dog not human daughter.
whatchulookingatshaw 2 months ago
@EuroStatus1985 His dog. Not actual human daughter.
whatchulookingatshaw 2 months ago 5
@TheChazza121 referring to timaya, Q's dog lol
candyisc00l 2 months ago 4
Daughter? o.O
TheChazza1121 2 months ago
be my fucking mum&dad bitch!!
markspark1213 3 months ago
all i herd waz "fdathrdjtdhtesfgdchfsreshfd GIRLLLLLLLLLLLL gdjrskhgkrskhgkl"
greenISmyWORLD 3 months ago
i cant breathe
borntodieKTA 3 months ago
I'm mad that I liked your low voice = )
Karamel2233 3 months ago
i dont know what the fuck your saying LOL you talk so damn fast xD
kakakatiee1 3 months ago
u made my day again Qaadir!!!! LOL
frennchgirl1995 4 months ago
u made my day again Quaadir!!!! LOL
frennchgirl1995 4 months ago
"Come See This Girr Please Come See This Girr Yea Girr Yea Girr! Come On Child!" LMFAO! I Lovee Him!
AdriiBaybiie 4 months ago 2
I just watched your "Im Lost" Video and I almost died laughing!! I Love you!!! And you have beautiful/flawless skin!!!
mzrosiel 4 months ago
You look beautiful in this video .. You're glowing (:
whatchulookingatshaw 5 months ago
You gag funny. Hehe.
Sh4dowHusky 5 months ago
You scared the hell out of me!
starlaslade1 5 months ago
"He clearly had been steppin on cadavers, kicking some muthafuckin corpses in the face" You are stooping! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ayn33 5 months ago 21
You havee a daughter?????
tuff12able 5 months ago 4
@tuff12able no he means his dog Timaya
musefeverfever 5 months ago
@tuff12able lol no, he refers to his dog as his daughter.
brunette1234 4 months ago
the gagging part had me laughing and my throat hurt
witchcraftlover 5 months ago
Milk nd Doritos! That don't eeeeeeeven go together lol. I love you Qaadir!
mrslloydpolite1 6 months ago
ahahahahahaha omg i love you so much Qaadir!!!!!
mmodestjess 6 months ago
GOTCHA GOTCHA!!!!!
Karamel2233 6 months ago
Lost in Oblivion....ahahahaha
Karamel2233 6 months ago
HaHa you said something nice about Lady Ga Ga.
MrMakeithappendan 6 months ago
Lmao ur more like Wikipedia
niaaveryonna22 6 months ago
WARNING: Do not watch this while eating!! LMAO..damn near died..hahahaha "think about something else..think about something else"
BrittneyChristina 6 months ago
you're so cute! i loveee you :)
utubeluver654 6 months ago
I wish you were my best friend! You'd be so fun
crisis1991 6 months ago
Moi, je m'appelle Lolita
wannabelinguist 7 months ago
you KINDA remind me of B.Scott.
brazlovzya88 7 months ago
o ok
alexalara32 7 months ago
u hav a chiild??
alexalara32 7 months ago
@alexalara32 It's his dog
s0g1am0rous 7 months ago
@alexalara32 I believe its his dog
Karamel2233 6 months ago
@alexalara32 oops, didn't see that someone already told you that
Karamel2233 6 months ago
My*
rockybaex3 7 months ago
Lmao you made me day -3
rockybaex3 7 months ago
that new shirt called blood and guts....
iiPodGurL18 7 months ago
omg i had a bad ass day today and you really really cheered me up thank you mwah
MsEnlightned1 7 months ago
ROTFLAUGHING !
TeAmoHer 7 months ago
where do we begin, ok let me think hmm let's start from the beginning hahahaha
roskilize 7 months ago
looking sexy and things of this nature
GodofVengence 7 months ago
Omg I Caint Stop Starring At Your Skin. Your So Beautiful <3
ink679 7 months ago
i got slapped in the face with a heavy ass obesied moth lmfao
jamaicanbytchmomo 7 months ago 2
itch u act lick a bitch
mrxcantbetamed99 7 months ago
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@masic88 Now 53 people are BUSTED, RUSTED & CRUSTED
MsCottonQueen 8 months ago
"bitch you better shut the fuck up & RECOGNIZE where the fuck you are bitch! you are in the chamber of mutha fuckin hell and you don't even too much know where the fuck you are! ahahahaha oh my god had me rollin! love you Q ♥
spicybarbiee 8 months ago 3
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MissBrooklyn87 8 months ago
I have watched this video about 20 times and every time I still laugh. -3 qaadir
starwars4reel 8 months ago
Now *snap!* girl!
manhatten345 8 months ago
08:11 LOL
WumWip 8 months ago
I've been watching this video since you posted it for the first time.. and I still laugh like a mother fucker.
xJayReckless 8 months ago
@xJayReckless ME TOOO!!! I watch it like 5 times a day!! and still trippin over it! LOL!!!
lovelyDay020891 8 months ago 2
i love your ADHD having self! you be on topic then off topic the next minute! i love it! i'm the same way
1nightonlyable 8 months ago
so classic Timaya....I miss that ! I have no idea what really going on with him now -no clue..but all the best to him
kamikani08 8 months ago
i love him more than kingsley
Preciousgolden1 8 months ago 84
This is one of the Qaadir videos that I can say is really classic. He has all his earlier catchphrases in here and the way he tells a story is so damn visual, i feel like I'm there when listening to him! I love this video so damn much that I ripped it and put it on my ipod. Cheers me up on a bad day. Thanks Q!
kawaiisis86 8 months ago
HAHAHAHA @ 3:24-3:35 , 4:43-5:52, 6:11-6:59 and 7:40-8:45 . classic
buttrfly504 9 months ago 3
"JUST DO IT BITCH!!!!!"
LOL :)
undefinedroyalty 9 months ago
"Mama-se-mama-sa-mama-cussa" XD LMAO!!!!!! daths mah JAYMMM
SuperILUVMJ 9 months ago 3
hahahaha at the person pretending to know about Times Square.
dontyoudar 9 months ago
LMAO! tell me why i was thinking fuckin motion pictures n shit, n i was thinking bout Timaya in her bed and than the man come in and say (in Timaya's impressional voice) "uhh I see you made it in time" and Timaya like AHHHHHHH WHAT IS THE FUCK! AHHHHHHHH and her voice. LOL i can see him tryna fite him off n shit. OMG, had me rollin the fukk off!
ImSoFreakingAwsome 9 months ago
I'm bee having a really bad time lately, and you just cheered me the hell up <3
justskinx 9 months ago
gurl yes, this is that new thing callled blood in guts......thats disgusting i dont think I would have done that, ROFL!
ImSoFreakingAwsome 9 months ago
llol i probally look at this video 2-3 times a day! this girl is fuckin funny!
ImSoFreakingAwsome 9 months ago
ohh fuck u! lmao
manhatten345 9 months ago
"Heavy ass obese moth" LMFAO
JukBxLuvSong 9 months ago 7
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How would you know that you are even dead if you die in your sleep? I wouldn't want to go out that way either. LOL! You right tho, I just watched Silence of the Lambs recently and I aint never helping some strange handicap person move they furniture. Ever!
MariahYanez 9 months ago
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ThIs1IsTime 9 months ago
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yeah y r u askin directions 4 times square when ur in georgia?
cwtekken12 9 months ago
everyone else is scared of the girl who comes out of the screen and qaadir notices her split ends... lol
SmokersRoe 9 months ago 7
y r u askin directions 4 times square when ur in georgia
sims3luvr109 9 months ago 3
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BlueScalyCool 9 months ago
"So I was very polite to this bitch."
meagencm 9 months ago 4
@meagencm WOW. I looked at this AS SOON as he said it.
DACNewsNetwork 9 months ago
currently, 52 people are BUSTED, RUSTED & CRUSTED (Crusted-crusted-crusted...).
(with them B-B-Burly Ass Boots on.
{´B-B-Burly.. ..BOOTS.})
masic88 9 months ago 49
he looks real good in this vid...skin all radiant and clear....
hat is swag...hair is looking good
SkateboardT19 9 months ago 3
From 6:30 on, I was #dead LOL
jkanyce 9 months ago
haha obese moth
commalive 9 months ago
Illegitimate like Wikipedia WHOOO! Dying XD
Djonah101 9 months ago
"Someone tryna kill you & you wanna cuss the serial killer out.OH FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I DONT GIVE A FUCK... Bitch yes the fuck I do give a fuck" -Lmao XD
NESHA71195 9 months ago
hahaha I love how you always get lost XD you're great!!
raquelmusic36 9 months ago
Your skin is perfect!!!!!
TheMisses468 10 months ago
stand-up comedy
dandarinha14 10 months ago 4
YOU LOOK FAB IN HERE GIRL
mskcbeautiful 10 months ago
I just want to die in my sleep!! Why? You don't know how the F**K that is!!! LMAO!!!
sheadjones 10 months ago
lmao a heavy ass obese moth!!
PrinceBarbieTv 10 months ago 3
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LOL "fuck lady gaga, fuck beyonce, i need to focus on this damn road"
TheFizzy23 11 months ago
haha loves it!
rvggarcon 11 months ago
a little piece of advice - if you're ever lost, you should just try to figure out where you are and look at the little local maps at gas stations - they usually won't force you to buy one.
GodofVengence 11 months ago
how come you like lady gaga in this video? in all your other ones you don't really like her. no disrespect, just an observation. and btw, i DIED at 3:04 :)
mysterykid1200 11 months ago
i cant stop laugh'n ...i have nothing but love for u!
erranicole 1 year ago
"Obese Moth" LMMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ct9854 1 year ago 4
im guessing it was a heavy a** obese moth ....
BrookeBombCuhh 1 year ago 4
Uhh....DAUGHTER??? **Side-Eye
ROA1988 1 year ago
my boyfriend just told me they should have a gay youtube i said chuppps
biggbutterfly1 1 year ago
the voiiceee ! lmao !! omg !
jacobsbabyqirl18 1 year ago
hahaha!
1Live2laugh 1 year ago
I have seen this so many times and it never gets old. Fucking love you, Q
tupa24 1 year ago 3
or as Nike said Just god damn Do It bitch hahahahahahhhaha
Stizzy102 1 year ago
You have a daughterrr?? awww
zarbar2 1 year ago
no bitch. I LLLOST CONTROL. LMAO!
Imma2x5 1 year ago
I feel like we on skype and you my friend in my head lol!!
TheCaramelPoison 1 year ago 5
SCOOOOOTER! my favorite line in all your videos. I really do love you!!!
shawnoso100 1 year ago 3
you are funny! i love you!<3 you just made my day!!!
obsteph 1 year ago 3
WTF ......an obese moth ? Can an obese moth fly ??????... UUUUmmm do they exist...lmbao
BJOXT45 1 year ago 5
by that mcdonalds? gotcha gotcha! lol to funny
starwars4reel 1 year ago
hopped up on my scooooooter lol
2010deelove 1 year ago 18
hahaha the bug part was too funny lol
babyjacky123 1 year ago
as soon i start palyin ur videos i start laughing! on that ass! :)
starwars4reel 1 year ago 2
Magic carpet Aladin on that ass.
cosmoman360 1 year ago 4
MILK AND DORITOS AHAHHAHAHAHA.
Miss Bitch was lookin like the guy in dat. Gir he had dem burly ass boots...stompin on some corpseses
presspass123 1 year ago 4
I watch this video almost every other day, this has to be one of my favorite stories!
kawaiisis86 1 year ago 3
you have a kid?
l0v3hat35 1 year ago
@l0v3hat35 Its his dog. lmaoo <3
thenshow2 1 year ago
@l0v3hat35 his dog
diddy23223 1 year ago
@l0v3hat35 its his dog
starwars4reel 1 year ago
Stylin' and profilin' <3
PoisonParadiseBeauti 1 year ago 2
6:30 LMFAO
SwEEtJDa1NOnly 1 year ago
I love you! You are the best!
Ps you uploaded this on my birthday :)
tupa24 1 year ago 3
Lmao i listen to your stories when i cant fall asleep
iSLAND3MiX 1 year ago 5
I love you so much! It's like I'm talking on the phone with you with the way that you address us, lol. I need a friend like you to keep me happy. <3
SoSassy234 1 year ago 41
"you are in the chamber of mother fucking hell" hahhaha i lovee you
wickedlovely19 1 year ago 4
I love dat face @ 10:57 :D lol
tmla34 1 year ago 3
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wait, so this isn't a boy? she has a daughter?
RSDjam17 1 year ago
wait, so this isn't a boy? she has a daughter?
RSDjam17 1 year ago
@RSDjam17 Timaya is his dog.
thehapagirl92 9 months ago
Your gagging near the end crack me the fuck up. Seriously always funny.
TheGentleStranger 1 year ago
When you said "Critten" I fell out LMAO! Ur Brilliant Qaadir!!
tamboodle 1 year ago 3
lmfao Q is fucking hilarious!!!!!
618neisha 1 year ago
lmaoooo i laughed so hard thank u
l0v3m3oseven 1 year ago
lmao damn mofo..i always said i wanna die in my sleep..thanks for killin that theory LOL
RebelBelizean 1 year ago
This has made my day...I was in need of laughter!!
lilmona31 1 year ago
4:48-5:20 is one of my favorite parts of the video haha you are so funny.
"by that mc'donald's"
"they got that little palm tree"
haha great stuff
kiraramaster 1 year ago
I'm stealing that line about wikipedia in my next convo. hahaha
Pinkgreen190 1 year ago
LMAO.....
chellnasty 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!!! :D
Kandygrl7 1 year ago
sounds like he worked in a slaughterhouse. poor chickens :(
xxasphyxia 1 year ago
omg i love this .. we gotta hang i would love to hear all ur funny experience omg
melly212009 1 year ago
Hey tom you know where time square is um yup with that screen
Quandemesha 1 year ago
a mess a mess a mess a mess
1911beauty 1 year ago
aaaaaaaryK Timaya his dog he refers to her as his daughter
littemanmalymal 1 year ago 4
dam yoo stop getting lost : ( be careful
TehBryanxx 1 year ago
do you really have a daughter, lol?
aaaaaaaryK 1 year ago
Why aren't you my best-friend?
JustUploadingVideos 1 year ago 7
LMFAO, "you're not an encyclopedia, more like wikipedia", hahahahahahaha
velvetrubies 1 year ago
i freakin love it when u say on that ass lol
britany247 1 year ago 96
@britany247 If you watch videos, he does that too. lol
hpr2008 10 months ago
@britany247 If you watch videos of Luan, he does that too. lol
hpr2008 10 months ago
haha Luan has a whole video talking about how stupid people in scary movies are.
hpr2008 10 months ago
I love your eyelashes. I really want to know where you get your hats from
dlj02c 1 year ago 2
you got me laughing like no other.
christentze 1 year ago 2
=O
he has a daughter?!
i thought she was a man!
MrTronvas 1 year ago
@MrTronvas lol timaya is his dog
Citygurl27 1 year ago 2
@MrTronvas smhhhhh. his "daughter" is his dog man !
jahmarni99 1 year ago
ROFLMAOOO.!!!!!! omg i love your videos..haha you be havin me rollin boii
xXbArBiieKizZeZxX 1 year ago
49 people missed the like button
sydnee240 1 year ago
LMFAO >.<
ShaniiMitchellTV 1 year ago
i love you Qaadirrrr ! i always feel like you're talking to me personally lol
euniqha 1 year ago
Lol, maybe a vegetable....lmao.
jack35496 1 year ago
"you better shut the f*ck up & recognize where the f*ck you are b*tch" haha! omg 8:37
donnieceNcourtney 1 year ago 3
"It's that new shirt called blood and guts, sure is :)"
aha lmao
freakinfamouss 1 year ago 3
BY THAT MC DONALDS RIGHT GOTCHA GOTCHA!
maggielouidor 1 year ago 2