Stephen Lynch - Diary Entries

[Gmoney4527]

Dear diary,

Today was a bad day,

We just lost a playoff game,

I missed a chip-shot field goal,

Now I'm getting all of the blame,

I can't believe I missed wide left,

I nearly whiffed,

Goodnight Diary...

Billy Cundiff

[qw27]

Dear diary today was a fun day

I am a U.S. champion

Cracked some skulls and smashed some faces

I cant believe I finally won

Ill race home to show my family

Oh, wont they be in aw

Good by diary

Chris Benoit

[Sirthatguy]

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Hellen Keller.

[pyromania2125]

Dear Diary,

today was a great day,

i bought myself a brand new car,

i just starred in a movie

now i think im going far

tomorrow im going drinking with buddies

and it will be lots of fun

goodnight diary,

ryan dunn

[Ascendancy666]

Dear Diary,

Today was a great day

i had some friends around the pool

Shared some drinks and had some good times

but now i feel like a fool

because i've accidently raped a young man

and now he's dead in the pool

First breach of the law, Love Barrymore.

[JerseyBoys918]

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Michael J. Fox

[JerseyBoys918]

Dear Diary, last night was awesome

Can't believe, that went down

Had a drink then some dinner

Didn't leave, with a frown

I know tomorrow it will be busy

Hope dinner is good

Driving home diary, love

Tiger Woods

[dnay292]

Dear diary, tonight was crazy

I saw Tyson whoop some ass

Drank some liquor, smoked blunts with the homeboys

The whole nights goin by so fast

My man shug's got my back till the eeennnd, and this I know for suuuurrrre

I hope he has the safety on....

Tupac Shakur

[MegaFisherman94]

Stephen became Beastiality boy *wink*

[rocker4u123]

Dear Diary, Today was a grand day My life is going extremely Well Got lot's of money, And a great ole doctor Who tell's me my health is very swell I feel like i could do better in this business, All the blacks look up to me on how to act. But for now i'll just enjoy the simpler things like, breathing in the summer air. good bye diary, Bernie Mac Bernie Mac

[GarretSchuelke]

Dear diary,

Today was a great day,

The raves from my latest movie are coming in,

Three in a row, now thats a hat trick,

A masterpiece, any one that you pick

I think I'll take a drive down the highway,

In my hot red Porshe

Damn, life can't get more keen,

Adios, diary

James Dean

[angeliclycan]

@GarretSchuelke

lol! Nice idea. It'd rule if Stephen saw it and used it, don't you think? Although, like most famous people, he probably wouldn't give you props. Not that I have anything against Stephen Lynch, but, fame goes to your head.

[someara79]

Just the modays

[M99w520]

Dear Diary, My life's fraught with "Danger" And yet I have the greatest job on Earth I travel the globe, spreading my message Of what our gorgeous wildlife is worth I'm going diving and I'll take some pictures Their quality will be sharp, I know I feel it in my heart Love, yer Mate, Steve-o! I... um.... couldn't think of a good rhyme for "Irwin". For the record, I cried on Sept 4, 2006! Please don't hate me! That's my Nervous Stephen Lynch impression!

[toddchap]

Dear Diary, today was a great day

I practiced dancing all day long

I did the cha-cha, waltz and samba

While I played my favorite song

Some people think my dancing is dirty

But those people are crazy

I'll write more later, love ...

Patrick Swayze

[fjamsebamse]

Dear diary

Today was a good day

Im here to recruit you, to my campaign

i fight for rights, equality and fairness

for all of mandkind of course

And tomorrow, i will go shopping

for trousers made out of silk

Until next time diary, Harvey Milk

[fjamsebamse]

Dear Diary

Today was a bad day

Soldiers came and took me captive

I dont understand im not politically active

At least not that much

I know tomorrow, they release me again

Because im ordinary and plain

Life will work out.. Saddam Hussain

[PerfectParasite]

I saw the marvin gaye one coming...

[brunt3200]

Dear Diary,

Today was a nice day

On holiday in portugal

Me and my husband eat all alone

But we forgot are mobilephone

So we'll now going back to the hotel

Signed, Kate Maccan.

[SeBakasam]

Dear Diary,

Today was a fine day.

Played guitar, worked on my new stuff,

Been sober for over a whole year now,

Glad I'm succeeding at a task so tough.

I think I'll go take a shower now,

I've got so much to live for,

Later I'll play a nice riff,

Love,

Elliott Smith

[RYANgills12]

Dear diary,

today was a bad day

went skiing and hit my head

it really hurt but i thought i was ok

it was just a little pain at first

i know i will be ok if i lay in bed

and it should be just fine

now im dead, diary

Natasha richardson

[EscapeThisNightmare]

@RYANgills12 that's just fucking stupid

[RYANgills12]

its a fucking joke, go and kill yourself you worthless piece of shite

[EscapeThisNightmare]

@RYANgills12 wow, someone has anger problems and thinks people actually give a shit about what they have to to say =/

[lilswish4]

Dear Diary,

Today was a fine day

popped a Vicodin and a Perkaset

grabbed the mic and I was feeling it

All these idea's kept coming so much faster

and my body

just got so much fatter

but it doesnt matter

because im a famous rapper

Yo, Marshall Mathers

[phoenixtilidie]

Who was Chris Reid's other half at the time?

[Crazy016Guy]

I love the diary entreis he comes up with. frigen hilarious.

[marukoo]

dear diary, today was a great day

i made myself some new best friends

their all so fun and oh so friendly

i know they'll be here til the end

i think tomorrow i will show them

how our friendship has grown

wish me luck diary

reverand jones

[TheUntitled100]

Dear Diary

Today was a bad day

I had an affair with my best friend's girlfriend

He found out, I saw the look of anger

Our friendship was truely at an end

I want to leave this place

Maybe in a plane or a ferry

I'll see you soon diary

John Terry

[kurdtkobainrocks]

Dear diary

today is a great day

Me and Chris went out on a stroll

Enjoyed the scenary of the park

And as we talked he made me feel whole

Now were taking a leisurely drive

Forever in love Chris and me

Wish me luck diary,

Rihanna Fenty

[qw27]

he acctually has a Rihanna one. Just look for Diary Rhianna

[kurdtkobainrocks]

@qw27 now he has one fucker stole it from me

[qw27]

@kurdtkobainrocks i like yours its more original. Stephen's is kinda like his Marvin Gaye one

[chapacoka]

@qw27 Not really, but eh that's just me. I prefer Stephen's and in the end they're all kind of like each other because they follow the same form.

[crabulon]

Dear diary,

Today was so swell

Im so high in love, that I just about fell

I bought a new bronco

gonna give the inside a rinsing

dear diary, until tommorrow

O.J. Simpson

[Baker413RF]

@crabulon ur missing a verse and it doesnt fit with the song well, work on it. good person tho

[DJWidget]

Dear diary,

Today was a sweet day

Felt the warmth of the bright sun's rays

I brush my teeth and I take a shower

'Cause soon I'll be at the VMAs

My best friend has been nominated

I know that she's the best

Holla back, diary

Kanye West

[stwjester]

@DJWidget This is FUCKING EPIC WIN!!! +10 thumbs up...

[fretnoise21]

good one :D

[yodaisgod2]

EPIC!

[d1phsycotic]

@DJWidget gr8 1

[pep1029]

@DJWidget Mwhaha,,, I like it (Y)

[Protege385]

shortstop that was fuckin hilarious! lmao

[tb8202]

what's the opposite of christopher reeves?

christopher walken

[dibdibs]

HAHAHA love it!

[Slapbass13]

OOoooo you're going to hell my friend! Love it.

[12ajax21]

@tb8202 aw that's messed up...but since i gives no shit I shall laugh anyway lmao

[TheSolitary133]

@tb8202 *sarcasm* Haha. I know where u stole that joke from

[angeliclycan]

@tb8202 That was in poor taste!

Don't care, evil!

[MegaZer0]

@tb8202 DBZ:A?

[shortstopnumber1]

Dear Diary, today was a good one.

My girl and I

Went for a drive.

I have a wife, but I still love this woman

I am the luckiest

Man alive

Tomorrow we will have a nice picnic

And throw the football in the air.

See ya later, Diary.

Steve McNair

[sage4000]

Dear diary, today was a good day

me and my dogs wrestled around

my dogs are playful

they like to lick

ill write more tomorrow diary,

Michael Vick

[kitson1a]

another one @ revjwh38 - get a grip of yourself idiot....why would you "beat the fuck" out of him? his songs are supposed to be provocative or are you that unaware you didnt see that?....

i love internet hard men, they are just the best :)

here is a suggestion...get a grip, take a few long breaths, get over yourself and see this for it is....HUMOUR!!! tard

[ChaOsAngEL1973]

@revjwh38 - where are you now like? fake life? threats from the bravery of being out of range and anonymous, shut up you fool.

[SlappieBob]

Guessing you didn't like it then?...

[Chibchub123]

i think you need to be shot revjwh38 :D jokes are jokes... he is making a living and providing us all with a brief respite from reality and we all get a chance to have a laugh, ok so they aren't so nice to some people.. .since WHEN do we care? as said by another person... its for humor... post again when you are off the rag

[mapdragon]

SATIRE.

[sargepup]

oh so you can laugh at all the other shit he makes fun of, but when one hits close to home you lose your mind. good job.

[nkslnkvl]

dear diary, today was a bad day i saw some soldiers and men with swords it seems to me, that maaaybe iiiii must have struck quite a chord good thing for me that my daaaaddy is gonna come save myyy liiiife cant wait to see their faces jesus christ

[TheSolitary133]

dear diary today was a magical day. dressed up like it was halloween ppl call me the king but im really a queen. i have lots of toys and love little boys need to take the pills to give the kids chills hope to be back soon - michael jackson

[saunjuan2]

he wrote an mj diary

[imjustfatbill]

Dear Diary, today was a grand day.

I'm happy with my life.

My job has a lot of power

and I really love my wife

I finally solved a really big problem

But now i must let you go

Ive got to get ready for this evening

cause I'm going to the show

Things are great is what im thinkin

President Lincoln

[RyoSanadaOfWildfire]

Dear Diary

Today was a good day

got to sign autographs

gonna go ready for flight

then get ready for toooonight

i gotta new product, i gotta endorse

thanks to them im happy

life is great

billy mays

[Kebabmaschine]

i think I write some of those about some musicians Dear diary, Today was a fine day I got back from European tour My band is having huge success But will I be able to endure? I am sitting at my home now Next to me loads of smack Life is great, diary Hillel Slovak btw i love rhcp, so... this shouldn't be taken as disrespect of hillel

[JiMMyJaM08061991]

he looks wierd here

[Brizzle3923]

dear diary

today was a grand day

my wife is great and the kids are well

we played some jump rope in our backyard

some of the kids tripped and fell

tomorrow i am gion to be in a parade

i hope the weather is pretty

lots of love diary

John F. kennedy

[ckyisthebest55]

Deary Diary

Today is a swell day

just hangin out in my home

im a young and talented actress

if you can relate

Gotta go because theres people Right out side now

Sharon Tate

[ckyisthebest55]

Dear Diary,

today was a good day

was approached by some Romans

didnt know what they were saying

but it dosnt seem nice

untill tommorow diary

Jesus Christ

[ckyisthebest55]

Dear Diary

Today is a good day

got my guy by my side

gunna go in my room now

where the night vison is built in

later diary

Paris Hilton

[WebSoldier]

Nah. She can't write.

[SeBakasam]

Dear Diary,

Today was a great day.

Wrote some songs, walked through town,

I read some more Machiavelli,

And I got a new song written down.

My friends and I are seeing the boxing math,

Then I'll have a peaceful night for sure.

Peace and love diary,

Tupac Shakur

[zrocker20]

dear diary today is a good day

im gotta hurry to my bathroom

with my big pants around my legs

i am thinking about my drugs

i cant wate to get higher than a kite

while taking a dump.

peace and love diary

elvis presley

[zrocker20]

what the man died on a toilet, u people suck. someone agree with me!!!!

[Chinchillazilla54]

They're supposed to rhyme.

[zrocker20]

cough cough *songs dont have to rhyme*

[nkslnkvl]

name 37 good ones that dont

[zrocker20]

why 37? how about one amazing rock group :) chevell. they never rhyme lmao and it sounds so awsome.

[TheGoWTorque]

cough cough "good ones do though"

[D0g63rt]

Someone agree that us people suck. No thanks.

[JeffGordon221]

I liked the song he made called special fred.

[akilles234]

It's called special Ed. fuckings idiots censored it at comedy sntral show. classic american bullshitt. everything funny gets cut

[JFilipeVieira]

Dear Diary, today was a swell day

Got to the top of the Eifell Tower

The French are nice, but there's a thing,

They underrate a bit the shower,

I'll feed every single kid at Botswana

There's a light at the end of the tunel,

Princess Diana

[SirFuckero]

Dear Diary,

Today was a swell day

They laughed - at all of my jokes

It doesnt matter, that I am a black guy

If anything, the whities take notes

Here we go again; I'm feeling real high now

Like I could touch the sky

Can someone put the fire out?

Sincerely,

Richard Pryor

[Swick1992]

Dear Diary, today was a swell day,

Robbed a bank, shot a punk or two,

Saw a revolver at the local gun store,

Maybe later I'll buy that one too.

Man, these cops are so annoying

Why won't they leave me aloooone?

Whatever, I'm untouchable.

- Al Capone

[093325]

OMG that was fucking awesome

[icklegookinshnof]

LOL

all of these diary things are great!

<3

LOL @ stephen lynch

xD

win!

[noobaxe]

Could you guys send Dear Diary lyrics that you wrote yourself to me on youtube?

[gordodls23]

Dear Diary, today is a good day

I'm gonna party at an aftershow.

I cant wait to get there in my car,

With my boyfriend who loves me so

He said he has something to ask me, and

I'm floating in nirvana

Here's to youthful love and life,

Love, Rihanna.

[AndyLBuss]

Stephen Lynch beat you to it.

[gordodls23]

Yeah I found aout like yesterday, when I saw someone had posted the lyrics to it. His is way funnier.

[theimperfektman]

@gordodls23 ...*jawdrop epic*

[Fireborn1x]

One of the reasons i always like Lynch was the fact that he is a comedian but he doesn't have a bad singing voice either.

[Punkforbrains]

lol reminds me of SOD's ballads haha

[shadowwolfmoon88]

i just have one question...

where is the Ann Frank one or did he just do that in the UK?

[Thesixthgoon]

They might of cut it from the video, I love the anne frank one, but I can see it easily getting cut.

[JerseyBoys918]

Dear Diary, today was a nice day

Found a gift, for my wife

It is small but it will fit her

And I think that it is so nice.

I'm gonna give it to her tomorrow

And see what she will say

Wish me luck diary

Love, OJ

[tyu198]

the first two are the best

[Krnmustang11]

wow...if u look back i wrote the first diary entry that started all these pages of diary entries......thank you all for contributions and for Erockfan for posting this video....SUBSCRIBE TO HIM!!!!

[PooleeHarriganUSMC]

Dear diary, today was a great day

bought tickets for a show tomorrow

It is going to be quite grand

I really cannot wait to go

Afterwards I will go out to eat

And spend some time with my babe

Write more later,

Honest Abe

[0121ben0121]

dear diary today was strange day

my mom was no where to be seen

im all alone on the street now

the sun is still full beam

i cant find my way here

oh wait ill ask this maaaaaaaan

speak to you later diary

Maddie Mccain

[0121ben0121]

dear diary today was a bad day

i tried to play with my dad

my mom didnt want to see mee

if they cheered up i would glad

mom is coming up stairs now

what she wants we shall seee

until tommorow

Baby P

[beelz3333]

Nice one.

[OUCH0625]

Dear Diary Today was a great day, Just got back from RKO, Now it's back, to The Dakota, Dont worry, its just a short stroll, At 10:49, I stop and I sign , I make it out to "Mr.chapman", Then walkin away, It feels like a new begginin ☮Peace☮, John Lennon (i finaly perfected it)

[clintbhs02]

He did a Rhianna diary last night in Dallas... It was the best. Hope it gets posted soon.

[JerseyBoys918]

He did it at my college, he almost went in to Marvin Gaye halfway thru though.

[pachyceph19]

Dear diary, today was a great day

helped my daughter with her brand new show.

We went diving and swimming for hours

but its almost time to go.

I think we'll go back to the zoo now

to see how things have been.

Gonna take one more dive

-Steve Erwin

[rakrotnibor]

Irwin*

[DesignatedD41]

Dear Diary, today is a good day

I'm on the beach just having some fun

It's nice to get away with friends and loved ones

It helps me forget about the times with my son.

I think I'll go lay down now

The sun's taking its toll.

See you soon, diary....Anna Nicole.

[easternbloc7]

Dear Diary

Today was a hard day,

My living space is really cramped

Nothing here to entertain me, i don't even have a lamp,

But I hear some people near now, maybe my friends finally came,

More later, diary...

Saddam Hussein

[easternbloc7]

Dear Diary

Today was a good day,

Bought myself a brand new car,

It's a new convertible and, It drives pretty well so far

Tomorrow I'll drive it around, and see what the people say,

See later diary...

JFK

[easternbloc7]

Dear Diary,

Today was a neat day,

Found a job that I want to be,

When I grow up I'll be a surgeon, bringing ailing people glee,

I think I've got the steady hands and, my concentration rocks,

'Til tomorrow diary...

Michael J. Fox

[odie0220]

football players don't float well !

just a fun fact !!

[olddeuteronomy]

Dear diary, today was a fine day

I spent it mostly with the love of my life

My best friend came over for dinner

With his great children and his charming wife

Young people are this country's future

For them the world must be purer

I'll help it be so, diary.

Love Das Fuhrer

[anich019]

Dear Diary, today was a great day

Me and my lady went out for a show

No bodyguard, but that is just okay

I'll keep an eye out, smoothly things will go

We'll have a laugh tonight, back to business tomorrow

As sure as the hairs on my chin

Boy I love being the president

Love, Abe Lincoln

[anich019]

Dear Diary, we're out of the playoffs

Things just didn't seem to go our way

But now i get, to see my baby boy now

Couldn't be away for one more day

I hop into my Cirrus, fly outta Manhattan

Oh the gas tank is full

I'll see you soon son

With love, Cory Lidle

[Spritanium]

Dear diary, today was a good day

My parents bought me an iPod

It's just what I've always wanted

For this great life, I thank God

I just love to listen to music

This will be so much fun

Hugs and kisses,

Mitch Henderson

[isnanesavant]

WIN

[bigheadkyle1]

Dear diary today was a good day

I woke up and I wrote a song

I've been waiting for all of this to happen

And now it wont be long

I've got a fan club and lots of fame

I've got a show at a sold out arena

Wait there's someone here to see me

So until tomorrow love Selena

[StaceyR618]

Those are like.. not very funny. You should leave them to Stephen Lynch.

[bigheadkyle1]

Dear honey today is a blessed day

I'm almost done with my new movie

But I'm having some headaches

And I'm feeling a little moody

I think I'm gonna have to take some advil

To try and take off the edge dear

I love you honey and I'll see you tomorrow

With lots of love Heath Ledger

not my best but its hard to rhyme something with ledger

[Tonyt2332]

Not your best??? you don't have a best this is garbage at least Stephens are funny

[bigheadkyle1]

Dear diary today is a pretty day

I know it's gonna be one of my best races yet

I got to the track and unloaded my car

My son said he was faster I said you wanna bet

I am gonna go out there and show him who's boss

Now we're lined up and we're ready to start

I can't wait to brag to him tomorrow

Love Dale Earnhardt

i will prolly put some more on here but i gotta go its 6:45 in the am and i havent been asleep

[bigheadkyle1]

Dear diary today is gonna be great

I just went and bought a new car

It cost me a lot of money to buy

But the dealer said it was the safest by far

I'm gonna take the car out for a drive

While she's still good and clean

We can get her dirty tomorrow

Until then love James Dean

it's pretty sad that i can think of these like this

[bigheadkyle1]

Dear diary I am having a great day

Filming the movie and hanging on set

To copy my father I'll do my own stunts

And It'll be my best movie yet

I'm looking forward to future roles

I'll play a cop and a president

If you don't believe me just wait and see

To all my haters love Brandon Lee

[bigheadkyle1]

Dear diary today was a swell day

I woke up and sat on the throne

I've been waiting on this for months

And in a few hours I'll be gone

I'll be back in no time

riding with this new guy

so until tomorrow diary

Love Princess Di'

your welcome england

[Sabu150]

Dear diary, today was a good day.

I wrote some lyrics, and made some fun plans.

Tonight I'm going, downtown with my friends.

And when we get there, it's gonnna be great.

I think I know who'll win tonight.

That Mike is tough like a rock!

Until next time Diary,

Love Tupac

[cyklone5000]

Dear Diary, today is a great day

I'm at a club havin' a real good time

My new rap album is gonna drop soon

It'll feature some wicked rhymes

It's late so I'll go back to my hotel room

Ride in my friend's SUV

the future looks great

Love, B.I.G.

[z06lingin]

dear diary i was the leader of the free world

got elected two times in a row

bill clinton before me he had an intern hoe

he left his seed on a famous dress

i would have too but laura wouldnt let me

how did i get in this mess?

fuck you dad

-GW Bush

[kulitxkulot]

dear diary, today was a great day

exhausted, practicing all night

but i know, this all will be worth it

for tomorrow ill be on the spotlight

i cant wait to make my entrance

it will be off the chart

wish me luck diary

-owen hart

[208CAVNER702]

dear diary, today was a fine day!

i flashed my crotch to the U S of A

i watched a video on drug abuse danger

i fell in love

and married a complete stranger

i hope im setting good examples for my piers

until we meet again diary....

britney spears

[elea1885]

dear diary, today could've been better

i'm not so fond of the kids at school

they tell me "son these are the best years of your life"

but they never told me, i wouldn't be cool

yet tomorrow everything will be different.

i'll stand up, and be bold!

hope you'll be proud of me,

dylan klebold.

[tigerdr47304]

that... is... amazing!

[BJ2112]

Dear Diary, today was a fine day

Just got off work a couple hours ago

Looking forward to my weekend

To spend with my family at home

All the things I'll do together

With my son and his ma

Life is great, love

Chris Benoit

[ShredWithMe]

thats fucked up lol

[goofyguy669]

LOL that is probably one of the best ive heard :D ::CLAP!:: lol

[Amocoru]

LMFAO SO GODDAMN EPIC BJ

[derpmasterbl]

Watch out. his zombie will lay down some toothless aggression on your ass.

[Aklaba]

Dear Diary, the week was ok

He had a couple of drinks today

I don't mind when he comes home

And tries to take my backdoor away

But when I go and lay my head down we'll pretend

that one day he'll stop it

Under the knife, love Lorena Bobbit

[hopalong142]

dark .. but very funny lol

[hopalong142]

i get most things but i dont get the punchline in these maybe i need too know the people he is naming lol

[paul4d]

christopher reeves fell off his horse and got paralized, marvin gayes father shot him (i think), and rodney king was a black kid that got pulled out of his car and got kicked to death by cops. Cruel but funny

[hopalong142]

lol cheers ill rewatch now see if its any funnyier >:P

[Jrb55]

Rodney King wasn't killed.

[JaquesGreen]

you´re right marvin gayes father shot him. marvin suffered from alcoholism and his father couldnt take it any longer so he did what he did.

[treefalse]

The beating of Rodney King started the LA riots.

[nate556]

Dear Diary, today was a great day

I'm a trip with Cloud to some ruins,

I think I'll get our fortunes told.

Maybe tell him, I feel the same.

Nothing else can stand in our waay,

We'll go to town, and we'll get married

Life is good--- Aeris

[nate556]

Dear Diary, today was a fine day.

My buddy Rolf, I love him soo much,

we got some bio-monsters to kill.

We're on a mission to the Climatrol

I found the words, I'm going to tell him

Just need the tiiiime to say...

Life is sweet, love-- Nei

[nate556]

I really love the sound of this song.

If you just ignore the lyrics, the sound is just soothing.

[paul4d]

dear diary today was a great day

me and the ex are getting along fine

i think il cope with her new man eventually

we'll meet for dinner and a drop of wine

ive made an effort to look good for her

and my new clothes seem to fit ok

chat tomorrow diary love OJ

[Crushem12]

Dear Diary was great day

I saw my pal, that I've known since school.

We're off to Vegas for a drink and a good time

I think this trip sounds rather cool..

I wonder if I went and got a new haircut, would it look weird?

Fingers crossed Diary, Britney Spears.

[Crushem12]

Dear Diary today was a grand day

I had good times, hanging out with my boys.

They were afraid but they're so full of joy now

I bribed them on with my mansion of toys.

I must be oh so very careful and watch what they might say..

See you soon Diary, Michael J.

[frodnipper]

ha buzzin!

[goofyguy669]

lol... thats all i can say

[Psych742]

Dear Diary today was a good day

I bought myself a brand new horse

she's strong and fast and so very beautiful

and just a little wild of course

I know tomorrow I can tame her

If I only Believe

Wish me luck Diary

Christopher Reeve

my favorite! haha

[monkeybars101]

Awesomeo. I liked the near guitar stuff up at 1.06 HAHA

Fantastic

[ErectCanine]

Stephen lynch rocks!!! can't wait to see him live for the third time!!!

[durttysov]

This man is a genius...how does he come up with this stuff??? although offensive to some know one can deny the genius and wit involved........cant wait till shepherd bush empire 23rd of nov bring it on stephen

[blahfox]

your so lucky to be able to go and see him....i live in the midlands and haven't got a chance of seeing him...good luck to you and i hope you enjoy the night