A lil bit "Rapey"

[Lancaster0517]

I think blocking an area on the net from "hating" rather this be partially true or not at all, would not do any justice, because what do you call interracial porn? lol , that's my opinion and most people don't even talk about the topic but to me it's an obvious double standard no strings attached either for those of you reading this. We should be able to moderate it by providing the things that we like and discouraging those we don't.

[sarahsoccergirl]

I think parents and schools should be able to block porn and stuff from their computers, but the government shouldn't be able to regulate the internet

[lloveme9225]

I luv yo face Phil I just love it

[meowpower08]

"Rapey" lolololol

[Kittynaruto18]

if someone takes a shit on my rug i am so going to talk about it and then yell about my dirty soiled rug

[boomthehedaghog4421]

the metallica thing is true XD

[Quikscopzz]

/watch?v=ptlA0XpTce0

[outofhereful]

Maybe we should no longer invite Toby for taco night. (It was actually burrito night)

[MortimusGorgon]

ha, at the biggining, i yook a quick glance at the screen, and for a second i thought phil was growing a weed forest in his backyard :)

[sasuke2912]

bashing god may get you more subs

[ptrakk]

Thats so weird! you must have been at my party when toby tried to shit out of the window and got it all over the rug 2 years ago.

[foulbeershits]

He's kinda getting cocky lately

[jayparrish1]

@foulbeershits Dude in his VERY FIRST video he was suuuuper cocky, and looked super douchey...

He's actually gotten way cooler over the last 2-3 years.

[foulbeershits]

@jayparrish1 I guess I wasn't watching that early

[jayparrish1]

@foulbeershits Not many people were... Hell, I'm even quite sure Phil took his own old videos down for that exact reason, he was a douche. Over-sized earrings, designer hats... it looked very "douchey". It's good to see that he has matured... somewhat...

[nilesblvd]

as an ex-mormon i love that show big love!

[nilesblvd]

nerds are better in bed

[AwhNoNotTheBees]

@nilesblvd They try harder

[LiveeMusic]

@nilesblvd Yeah to quote Leonhard Hoffstadter! : "I googled how to do that ;)"

[dizzle2324]

lmaoo this is one of my favorite of his videos, i always come back and watch this one every once in a while..

[MrWundrful]

he is bashing bashing metallica amazing sir

[0mrme0]

can we somehow get the closing music?

[0mrme0]

can we somehow get the closing music?

[cloudzers777]

When i realized i hadn't subscribed i was ashamed of myself...

[gamer5122]

yay austin texas :D

[whoo689]

Looks like you took YTWatchdog's advice and stopped putting hot girls in all your video thumbnails? ;)

[xxmrbloodxx]

FREEE DOM

[thegrooviestthing]

TEXASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSS!

[cowwman99]

LOL metallica - gawd all mighty

[CaulayFlames]

Metallica > God --Is anyone who watched this video surprised at that? lol

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Fuck Metallica. Oh, and i like the internet too!..but for very different things...yeah, you're right! I do have HBO, how'd you know?

[CambSpeaks]

we need freedom of speech ASSASINATE THOSE FUCKS WHO WANT TO CONTROL US WE NEED MORE ASSASINS

[MrTorch333]

Metallica rules do not bash them!!! Couse I think that I would drop my Sub with u if u did no matter how much I like watching ur clips so please Promote Metallica dont bash them OKAY!!!

[SpanishHazel]

Orson Wells was right. (Please read 1984 to those who have no idea what I'm talking about.) Big Brother is alive, well and growing with little to no resistance.

[AllFractUp]

@SpanishHazel

I tried the audio CD version in 2004. I lost interest when I found the Intel had hardware cookies in their CPUs.

[TheGlowNinja]

Internet slut?

[MagiclyAble]

YOU WERE IN AUSTIN AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?! D:

[XxRHCP4lifexX]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[MadisonWDylany]

wow...

[onlyoneicouldget]

Damn. I thought msn was dead.

[emoboxer23]

shane dawson brought me here..

[neongreenmaracas1]

Just a little rapey

[mundo7621]

I like Toby at Taco Night !

[Bannedforfun]

The WBC is a church. They just cherry-pick less than other churches. And thus, other churches feel awkward, like the guy at the high school who when going after his diploma got a boner and flipped it up for it to not be seen and it, unfortunately, allegedly, was seen by everyone. This has probably never happened to me.

[RainWeir1]

Philip I think that it is a fine balance between the wiled west and 1984. Having no control / laws would lead to anarchy, on the other hand having to much control leads to fascism, suppression and society can not advance i.e.creativity or innovation. You could take our Economy for example, giving wall street to much freedom led to the crash. However if there was to many government regs it would not grow. "In order to have a good sword one must temper it many times till it is strong and spiny."

[SakuyaLuigi]

Love how when someone pulls out a camera, chicks yell "Girls Gone Wild!" and cheer.

Like wtf?

[Donziba]

HAAAAAHAHA! I actually laughed so hard, at your douchebag of the day lmao

"you sir, at night, get a little what i call rapey... just a scoatch!" "and im not one to judge.. well i know im a "judge".. but whatever just have fun with your little girls, But not in that way. Sir!" lmao honestly brilliant

stop being jealous :P also fantastic lol

[Andre8521]

Why it gotto be Todd?????

[Blackhawk5656]

we should burn all trolls in the deeeeep dark pits of hell where the devil fucks them with his pitch fork

[falconstruck]

"maybe we should no longer invite Toby for taco night" lmao

[giggityspartan25186]

It's the same as the new carnival system for the Internet pay to go in then pay for the accesries like YouTube and facebook

[tomodaninja]

1:45 the water bottle dissapears

[TinyTimMeyer]

634 people like smd.

[pkwithmeplease]

@TinyTimMeyer like to s.a.d.

[carro7t]

I've always thought of the internet as a fast paced, often times sketchy patch of no mans land. inhabited by pirates, gypsies, trolls and thieves. And pedophiles - that's beside the point. My thought is that it should remain that way. Free and dangerous. Where anyone can become anyone or anything.

[SilkyJhonson]

hahahaha "I'm not one to judge... well i'm a judge but..."

[TheBrannagan]

The net is the purist form, if not the only form of anarchy left in this world. To change that would be chaos. The Brannagan's 2 cents...

[TheMonaRezvani]

everything in moderation

[oddgreensage]

@TheMonaRezvani Everything in moderation... including freedom?

[skiddlecrumms]

@oddgreensage Yes. Unmoderated freedom isn't worth it.

[TheFunkyChamp]

Poor Tobuscus... In his defense it was probably Gypsy.

[DragonGuy123456789]

TOBY!!! Bad shitting on the carpet...

[Reinos]

lol @ Rogers ad that played before: should've been "even ur mom looks better in HD!"

[jasennett]

You sir, at night, get a little "rapey". Now I'm not one to judge--i mean, yea, I'm a "judge".

hahaha

[Joshandguitar]

Ronald Jenkees - Throwing Fire <3 ending soundtrack =D

[helenrocks12321]

PICKLES WITH WHEELBARROWS

[HeavenFort]

I could not live without the internet. It is my source of information, my source of pastimes, one of my sources of income and my source of sex. What pisses me off with people like Chavez is they want to control something that they haven't created.

Also blocking the internet would lead to the moronification of an already moronic generation which I am part of. I know their are exceptions put when I look at most of the people I went to college with... You get my point.

[mbanker21]

youre not sxe at all stop scrunching your brow

[OMGZPANADAS]

@mbanker21 you shut you're mouth!

[kassiej666]

I'm so glad I subscribed to him. Sxephil FTW!

[airborne373]

Like Hugo Chavez? Don't forget about George Bush, The Clinton's, The Rockefeller's and Barry Soetoro.

[knevelchen]

It's Ze Frank!! OMG!

[sumguynobody]

I agree completely there man! tell'm think about it? the internet kicks the library's azz...

you can talk to old friends, family from a far and don't have to call and have a akward i gotta get off the phone & do shitt

[crudekid]

i miss this old outro

[brainiac554]

the internet is the only way to transmit information everywhere to everyone, making it essential to the world

[smackingjose15]

Pause at 0:08. Looks like phils having a seisure.

[skeeterbeanz09]

HOLY S**t! People are still watching this, even though it aired 6 MONTHS ago! Just goes to show how awesome PHIL is!

[dobermangrl]

@skeeterbeanz09 i know! i luv him!

[IsntThatRandom]

This was on my bday!! But im shure no one cares. :)

[DestroyHD]

@IsntThatRandom well isnt tht random.

[RomeoSOF2]

@IsntThatRandom My cat cares =p She said Happy B-day!

[lulu10401]

you killed the sewer monster

[howdylee13]

toby for taco night.

[killa213213rs]

746,848st !

[UNSCxGHOST092790]

@killa213213rs 746,848th. not 746,848st

[phantomzassassin]

if the internet gets sensored and controlled i will personally start riots and general bad things maby explosives involved lol because the internet is basically the last place where people are free to do as they wish without retarded morals or laws to stop us

[brudswick]

I think that there should be NO restrictions on the free exchange of information: that being said I wish stupid people would stay off the interwebs and I hat viruses , spyware, ect. I beleive that if I hat it so much I should learn mad hacker skills to protect myself, just as anyone mysteriously warped into an anime should begin martial arts practice ASAP, but all I can do in terms of prevention is just not be a dushbag and use that knowledge to give viruses to others.

[Ozlanthos]

I must say....keepz da interwebz free!!!! It allows us to acknowledge and debunk popular myths/theories/prejudices wherever and whenever possible. That makes it entirely understandable why totalitarians would want to censor it eh? Oh well, the way I see it is that if China's "Green Dam" software can't keep the people from watching streamed girl on girl action, or dling feature-length films, there is much hope of such counter-measures having a significant effect on our access here.

-Oz

[southpointchrysler]

Shit man I live in austin

[RichsWorldLive]

Maybe we should no longer invite Toby for taco night. LOL

[cheese89145]

All that sperm that internet porn makes could make 1,000,000,000 babys

[Tritwop]

@cheese89145 Well maybe some places need a little more porn and a little less population.

[therandomawsome]

@cheese89145 to the 100th power.

[TheBobsterful]

sorry about the copious amounts of masturbation, that was me...

[JRR300]

Fuck U I Wanna Watch Porn

[thehelpfullhint]

keep austin wierd ; )

[Tavmanian25]

for the argument at hand, the first two

yet that makes it sound like the masturbation is the subject

[WondrousBurrito]

Philip, don't worry. I too, am a slut for the internets.

[MaybeElizabeth]

goooo Austin.

[coldpawofthefurs]

The internet does not need to be controlled. but it does need to be policed. freedom of speech and spread of information does NOT cover fucking kiddy porn and death threats.

[ninaluvsmikki]

haha, if you bash metallica you will lose more subscribers than if you bash god... lmao... the sad part is thats probably true... hahahahahahahahahah ^^

[babykkkyle]

@ninaluvsmikki doubt it metallica is sellout garbage

[ninaluvsmikki]

@babykkkyle now a days they aree. their old shits amazing thou. their new shit... ughhhh.

[21tri3s]

And you've just been philled in..

[IvonaView]

you sir, just got yourself another subscriber.

[qpOffBeatPanda999]

@IvonaView and you sir hav a lot of thumb ups for some reason

HAIL SATAN

[FcBow]

"Just a skotch rapey." That made my day.

[duckgurl44]

The internet is the only true voice still alive in this world. Controlling it would only create chaos in the virtual world and set us back in our continuing development as a human race.

[bleu2979]

@duckgurl44 what he said

[AllFractUp]

@duckgurl44

There are rumors that is already underway with the demise of free internet and its BIg Brother version internet2. As rumor has it muslim nations now control one-half of ICANN, have removed anti-terrorist provisions, and basically has set up the internet faring world for massive asshole attacks and censorship.

I'd bet that there will be an underground revolution to keep the internet alive without asshole muslims from spoiling the fun for everyone.

[Snortthesweetener]

@AllFractUp super troll

[AllFractUp]

@Snortthesweetener

Thanks. Coming from an Afgan I should let you know I don't like your kind of winter clothing.

[bigjoejoe18]

WHAT'S WITH THE GAY CAMERA VIEW

[cowandhorsetv]

my dad has the ipad it cool : )

[bigtsayain]

gov't control of the internet...thumbs now!

[1JonasFan14]

i think controls are bogus (unless they protect children.. as in child porn.. etc)... but controls on like youtube vids that are casual are bogus.. jusht shayinnn :)

[hartvlog]

I think if it claims to speak news, it needs to speak the truth.

[northernlight45]

if it's written, it's libel.

[Netkiller3714]

See. That mind set is why we have child porn lol.

[BenjieJayy24]

well not exactly current events but hot topic type videos..

[n3rd89]

Welcome to Australia's stupid legal system when it comes to parents and children.

[Musicmansterling17]

The internet cant really be controlled, and i mean, honestly, if you come across something you dont like, dont be a little bitch and cry about it. just leave it to the people who want to see it.. I mean, maybe we should be keepin an eye out for sexual predators, and child porn and that stuff that definitely shouldn't be out there, but other than that, its what ever. good topic.

[shnicker1]

RWJ is way better

[BenjieJayy24]

@shnicker1

id say they're both on par but then again u cant really judge because phill does current events and RWJ does video reviews.. 2 completely different styles of videos.

[AlienSphinkter]

@shnicker1 shut the fuck up

[7KindsofSm0ke]

controlz on teh internetz iz redonkulus cuz this is the only place we can have freedom of speech with no consequences.

[liljagsa]

3:00-3:17

most ive laughed in a long time

[arcadekiller84]

u talk too much.. =3 RULES!!!!!

[Fiber04]

@arcadekiller84 It's a news show...

[thinkfreerevolu]

@arcadekiller84 yeah...watching videos with intelligent content is pretty challenging, huh?

[LichtorWright]

Woop @ hot ass nerd women (SXSW nights)

[superlpb]

I think we should regulate illigal things like child pornagrophy and stuff like that but not regulate opinion and free speach unless it just directly insults a certain group of people. :D love ya phil have a good day for me mmkkaayy?

[mav2400]

@superlpb

What? So now we can't insult people over the internet?

[superlpb]

@mav2400 That's what facebook's for! :D

[Billsfreak11]

@superlpb thats wat we do now....

[simon12332]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU. This vid really stands out among your other awesome videos.

[Netkiller3714]

People do have the right to say what they want but I believe that straight out attacking people is wrong and should be controlled. And porn should be better controlled. Kids WILL wonder. Unless parents start to learn how to use parental controls.

[idiottom351]

@Netkiller3714 people have the right to say what they want unless its on T.V. and as for porn, why does it matter if kids run into it or not? They will see it sooner or later anyway so let them look. Sure some porn shouldn't be around like child porn but it happens.

[Netkiller3714]

Yo. Phil keep doing your thing. You're awesome.

[GhostInTheShell29]

Granted we probably should change the law, that makes any child who does sexting, or takes a nude photo of them self, should not have to register as a sex offender....

Cuz thats why ironically enough legally speaking most sex offenders are children.

[coyote7272]

All sex offenders should be killed, if you disagree you're a fucking sick perv

[GhostInTheShell29]

@coyote7272 Most sex offenders are children, you sick **** child murder.

[coyote7272]

@GhostInTheShell29 No they're not... those are the sex offended* opposed to the offenDER

[GhostInTheShell29]

@coyote7272 No in u.s.a. taking nude photos of a minor will get you on the sex offender list. Even if the minor is yourself. Know some girls in highschool who had to register as sex offenders.

[Benzie1233]

MASTERBAITION!!!!!!!1

[runawaymotor]

Wild wild west. Definitely.

[Thelegoterrapin]

GAY PHIL IS GAY!

[Wusiconos]

@Thelegoterrapin shut up u try and do better

[llamaman9898]

fuck them they wanna controll me i wanna shoot them in the fucking face

[MontageTelevision]

GAY GAY GAY

[cooldude3010]

@MontageTelevision f u

[MarkieWidescreen]

Please Watch.

watch?v=wnCbQ7hD70A

[DRealfriknKeenan]

eh... what about the kids? they are pretty dang influenceable...

[Folkekhihua]

He reminds me of a younger, actually practical version of askaninja.

[guywhoeatspie]

It's gone now:(

[MrsPanicAtTheDisco1]

Lmfao @ those drunk girls.

HAHA! "Why am i whispering?" - you looked so cute saying that :P

YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!!! :D

[FALLENxxSKAT3R]

what is the reference to bashing metallica?

[Niccy26]

What a fucking douche. That guy ought to be in jail! Some people do not deserve to have children

[iiGerardoii]

i wish the government would block this user.

[kembooo000]

BOORIIIING

[pushinupdaisies85]

i wish the government would UNBLOCK youtube and facebook and myspace and twitter and the blogging websites in China, the internet isn't fun anymore...

[macantinas]

gay...

[MrBlingstar]

freedom of speech

[xPowderBluLolipopzx]

i could have sworn at 0:39 that the girl in the white was Beverly from Rock of Love Bus.. then again, no one cares about those girls after their 15 minutes of fame anyways.

[LifeInPinas]

"Why am I whispering?" :D

[Jarut195]

Stay strong Phil, Metallica sucks.

[talldarkandevil]

@Jarut195 soo soo much

[samgee500]

hey what the name of the song at the end of all your videos, it's kool

[StacieWacieee]

in the beginning, i have no idea what that guy meant x'D

[TheXero999]

The Internet is like Jews - mess with them and you get a god damn world war.

[OnlyInNaziGermany]

@TheXero999 Quote is win

[daflsaurus]

true because metallica is more godly than god hahaha ^.^

<3you phill :D

[Ragingleotard]

ha that girl is tottaly about to get gang banged @ 0:37

[thefuzzIRL]

pause at 3:34 ultimate orgasm face

[Joel0277]

i just think his voice is highly annoying n im bashing him ? n what do you think phils doing ..... sugar coating the people he talks abt ? u hypocrites !! lmao

[extremedealer]

no control on the net

Does anyone know which video it is