Alan buys Dan a coffee

[androwbmx]

240penis

[Megan64fan]

How do you take it?

Unleaded.

Mine's Diesel.

What does that mean?

I dunno!

[opiate115]

Classic intercourse.

[mrallsigns]

ill walk you to your lexus

[Boromir43]

I would LOVE to watch UK Conquest!

[dfcvda]

I`ll just get hammered on my own!

[missgypsysayspeace]

n'awwww i always feel sorry for Michael, he's like the lame kid at school who tries to fit in <3

[bieberisfab]

And of course, uh... Skirmish. Military based general knowledge quiz show on, uh... digital cable channel UK Conquest.

[Dungarth]

...VOODOOO....JAVA!

[lou2bozzy]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!!

[TheRealAlanPartridge]

In off the red

[NonsensicalMaddy]

Fancy a flav?

[grtas1]

@MissKateUk - You can call me Al is a great song by one of the greatest songwriters ever.

[veuslilly]

@grtas1 i think you missed the point slightly

[justlookinz]

Dans a fantastic man !

[burnzgotshot]

'How do you take it'?

'Unleaded'

'Mines diesel'

'What does that mean'?

'I dunno'

[MrFlibble2011]

@burnzgotshot

Cheers, the subtitles weren't working.

[dohertyrules123]

@burnzgotshot my favourite partridge line ever haha

[MissKateUK]

I love Alan Partridge but it would be nice to get to the end of one YouTube clip without that awful "You can call me Al" music appearing. Every time I hear it I say "Oh cook a cat, not again"

[TheKirk15]

I have a flavia in work! hahaha

[PigskinJunkies]

Quality kitchens

Quality radio

[martinismification]

'I'll just get hammered on me own!'

[sec0ndevolution]

Flavia - good call.

King of coffees.

Oooh, in off the red!

[clsleamington]

Partridge is such a loser, but so so funny!

[MionelLessi]

AN I WORK IN A PETROL STATION

[bellebrett]

Mine's diesel.

What does that mean?

I dunno!

[lndac02]

Alan Partridge must be based on Steve Allen on LBC every morning for the rest of your life. He also talks a lot of twaddle but at least Partridge is funny.

[mike261984]

LMAO

[BooJoMan]

awwwwww ill go for a drink with Michael

[kevrs2]

i think everyone has known an ALAN!!

[lonelysingingdoll]

"it's just me and dan going for the drink though..."

iloveit haha

[ed1ss]

"It's just me and Dan going for the drink though..."

"Oh, yer fine, I'll just get hammerred on my own"

Haha, Michael's brilliant

[AIanPartridge]

Dan's a great man. I was talking to him today on the phone and he was asking me what phone I have and I said a Motorola Timeport and he said 'that's SAAAAAADDDDD! you need to upgrade' and I said 'so do you to a new face!' He nearly soiled himself he said he was laughing so hard, he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils and that made me laugh... But my nostrils were clear...

[stannytwasswan]

@AIanPartridge Dan's a FANTASTIC man

[89cheapmonday]

"i can afford it i've got a six figure income" classic Partridge

[boydegg]

In off the red!

[raindown64]

err...it's just me and dan thats going for the drink...

aw gutted on that guy!!

[edw12345676]

i wish there was a way to get rid of all of these comments... its sad... i love AP!

[tamfl31]

I would love to find full length ep's on DVD...I just got a DAN!! tee off ebay and nobody gets it, but I dont care! LOL

[croft4999]

"ill just get hammerd on me own"

haha!!

[12345delboy]

wtf, dont talk shit

[ihab1000]

what does that mean...how is that a relevant comment to this clip?

[Neptunekid]

What the hell do these silly comments have to do with the video here?

[tomflaherty]

as much as i love racism, there's no need here, due to the fact that there are no black people in this clip, nor am i black, you fucking retard

[robjohnston]

well said.

[SHITBAGS69]

its random 101 i guess?

[CaptainTrollface]

@tomflaherty

Alan Partridge has too much class to ever use cheap racist humour.

[boeingVSairbus]

Nigger? Where?

You retard!

[alexander25rugg]

@boeingVSairbus what the hell are you talking about?