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  • I believe that I'f the world ends I'm gonna pee on a cops shoes. Then when the 22nd comes the only thing I'm terrified of is the guy in my prison cel winking at me

  • READ THIS PLEASE: Guys don't be confused about the may 21 , and the false Prophets , remember The bible says about them , and also about the others who will claim that they are jesus. and they will Decieve people , So stop be confused THEIR JOB IS to make you think all is FALSE and that there is not GOD! but they fullfilling the Prophecys by doing that! because bible says about all these things and when all *stop believing in god* thats one is also inside that they will lose their faith!

  • did he say that he was 1 in 1998...? Can someone please clarify!! #GREATLY_APPRECIATED->

  • The Mob Wives Walk In The End Lmfaoo

  • i jus wanna say i love u lmao

  • ummm is he gay,,, can some1 please let me know ( ill love him no matter what)

  • did he say when he was 1 in 1998 because that impossible for him to be the age he is. maybe i heard him wrong can sumone let me no

  • @TheNerd04 it's called a joke

  • @TheNerd04 i was wondering too.. i actually looked through the comments to see if anyone else mentioned it. LoL! maybe it wasn't just me hearing things.. HA!

  • My calender is gonna finish 31/12/12

    Now that means the worlds gonna end

  • Camping took all that money from his devoted followers, sooo, is he going to give it back? Does his church still enjoy tax free status? Will there even be an investigation?

  • @TheTeddybear75 lol I can't you believe it was a Doomsday day. We r still alive. I don't believe a thing from Harold Camping

  • I am not judging you but the person who said we are going to die on may 21 because look at me I'm still alive and it's October 5 but now there saying that dooms day is on 10/22/11 let's see how that works out...

  • better have your 5 mill in your after life bank account because Im coming to collect :-p

  • well if it dose end i f**k because its my birthday then

  • How many doomsday's have you survived? I think that one was my 3rd one!

  • Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo lol Love ur channel.

  • they said its gonna end on september 26 2011

  • @Forktis

    Who said that it was going to end on September 26 2011? I never heard no one said it's gonna end on September 26, 2011, which I doubted that it will. 

  • @voss297 some australian lol

  • *cracking up*

  • post some cod game play

  • they say it will happen but i just read the news on yahoo at 2am 21may 2011

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  • Lmfao :D this was so funny

  • Nobody ever said the world would come to an end on May 21, 2011, it was simply taught that May 21, 2011 would be the first day of the day of Judgment. And then on October 21, 2011 everything would end. I've known this myself for the past seven years now and it was outlined in the book Time Has An End which was published in 2004. People need to research before making stupid comments.

  • @Brokentwice3 - All YOU know how to do is parrot grandpa Camping. Whatever he tells you, you believe it! WHY? Because he's your god. Grandpa PROPHESIED that according to the Word of God written in the Bible (and him speaking PRESUMPTUOUSLY in behalf of God which he has done many times before), that on 5/21/11 the following would ABSOLUTELY HAPPEN GUARANTEED! > a global earthquate killing millions of people worldwide with dead bodies thrown out of their graves ALL over the world. REMEMBER THAT?

  • @CampingsCultCollapse Where did that come from? LOL I'm not here to defend anyone, I'm simply correcting people and their false assumptions. If we were to tell people that Christ was coming spiritually, then the world would not of listened. But, if we were to tell the world that Christ was coming in a physical manner and the world would suffer due to a massive earthquake, yeah, there would be a big response, in which there was. The whole world found out about judgment day. That was the purpose.

  • @CampingsCultCollapse Matthew 24:14 "And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come."

    It was the task of the believers to warn the world about Judgment Day no matter how we understood it at that time. God had not opened our understanding at that time, so it was taught to be a physical event. God's will was done and judgment day is in progress.

  • @Brokentwice3 - "Judgement Day" is NOT in progress. This is what Mr. Camping has told you and you believe him, instead of what God's Word has to say about this, which is NOTHING. The Bible does NOT say anything whatsoever about "believers warning the world of Judgement Day", not a single scripture verse in the ENTIRE BIBLE. Jesus told believers to go into all the world and preach the Gospel, he did NOT say go into the world and warn everyone of Judgement Day. Please, STOP LISTENING TO GRANDPA.

  • @CampingsCultCollapse This is what the Bible says, not a mere human. Whether we like it or not or believe it or not Christ has come to pass judgment on His world. You forget the OT, because believers ARE to warn the world of coming judgment. The first few verses of Ezekiel 33 tells us to warn about coming judgment. And nobody is trying to act wiser or contradict, the Bible clearly states that believers will know time and judgment and unbelievers will not, so they are in denial and scoff.

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  • @Brokentwice3 -Ezekiel SPECIFICALLY deals with the Judgement of God against the Israelites AND their enemies ONLY (NOT THE WORLD), and it also deals with the restoration of the Israelites.This is CLEARLY shown in Ezek 33:2 with God saying-"I bring the sword upon A LAND (NOT THE WORLD) and THE PEOPLE OF THE LAND." So you see what grandpa did with this due to his personal ideas & date setting agenda, he uses this scripture to apply it to the WORLD when God was NOT speaking to the WORLD in Ezekiel.

  • @Brokentwice3 -Ezekiel SPECIFICALLY deals with God's Judgement (NOT JUDGEMENT DAY) against the Israelites & their enemies (NOT THE WORLD). It also deals with the restoration of the Israelites.This is CLEARLY shown in Ezek 33:2 > "I bring the sword upon A LAND (NOT THE WORLD) and THE PEOPLE OF THE LAND." So you see what grandpa did with this due to his personal ideas & date setting agenda, he uses this scripture to apply it to the WORLD TODAY when God was NOT speaking to the WORLD in Ezekiel.

  • @CampingsCultCollapse I figured you would respond like this. The problem that most people have is that they only look at the surface meaning of the passage and not the spiritual meaning. The Bible is the whole Bible and not just a couple of verses, you must compare scripture with scripture because there is more in the OT about time and judgment that points to our day than in the NT. The Bible is basically a calendar which begins in the book of Genesis. No spiritual eyes to see.

  • @Brokentwice3 - That's EXACTLY what Camping does NOT do, and he has taught YOU to subscribe to his personal idea conclusions of reading into scriptures what's NOT there, the most recent example of which is the FAILURE of 5/21/11, where there was NO GLOBAL EARTHQUATE that killed millions of people, NO CORPSES ALL OVER THE WORLD EJECTED OUT OF THEIR GRAVES IN SHAME, but yet, grandpa said these events are ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN on 5/21/11, it is in the Bible. It is? Why didn't it happen???

  • @CampingsCultCollapse You need to sop making the assumption that I follow a man, because I don't. I follow the Bible because that is where we get the time information. By comparing scripture with scripture and having our spiritual eyes open, So end it there.

  • @Brokentwice3 -YOU DO follow a man, his name is Harold Camping, stop kidding YOURSELF stop pretending. Did you get the "same information" from the Bible that 5/21/11 is the Rapture and Judgement Day BEFORE YOU STARTED LISTENING TO CAMPING ON THE RADIO?? Very clearly YOU subscribe to his false teachings to this very day despite the FAILURE of 5/21/11. You even parrot his exact phrases. NO ONE knew of this date until grandpa started teaching it on the Open Forum within the past 3 years or less.

  • @Brokentwice3 -Ok, so you follow only the Bible not a man! That's good! You said that the Bible is where we get time information. Ok! So based upon your personal study of the Bible comparing scriptures to scriptures which reveals time information, is the earth going to be destroyed by God on 10/21/11?

  • @DivineRevelator -LOL! He won't answer that, it's too incriminating! His answer would point directly to, guess who??? LOL!

  • @Brokentwice3 -Comparing scriptures-to-scriptures has NOTHING TO DO with READING INTO THE SCRIPTURES TO LOOK FOR HIDDEN MEANINGS which is what Camping does. This is the reason WHY his doctrine is ALL WRONG. This is NOT what legitimate hermeneutical comparison of scripture does. He assigns his own meaning to scriptures, and on top of it all, he engages in abstract numerology for interpreting scriptures which has NOTHING TO DO WITH COMPARING SCRIPTURES-TO-SCRIPTURES. It's ALL his personal ideas.

  • @Brokentwice3 - You still AVOID answering my question. So I'll ask it AGAIN. On 5/21/11 why was there NO GLOBAL EARTHQUATE that killed millions of people?? NO CORPSES ALL OVER THE WORLD EJECTED OUT OF THEIR GRAVES IN SHAME??, but yet Camping said hundreds of times on his radio program regarding these predicted events > "IT'S ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN on 5/21/11", "it is in the Bible", and YOU posted earlier that "Judgement Day is in progress" AND "you follow only the Bible", didn't YOU??

  • @CampingsCultCollapse Under "Rihanna's Umbrella", it will be very difficult to get an actualisation on dates. Numbers are a count against Truth. Comforting to know, however, that with important events like "The Great Marriage", because it bends time backwards, then counterfeit points which confound and swear can indeed be made proper by a Second Coming. Rapture does not occur within flow of time like other mortal events, that's why you cannot "KNOW" the date.

  • @CampingsCultCollapse By the way, do you know who the "Rain Man" is...popularly used in rap songs?

  • @CampingsCultCollapse By the way, do you know who the "Rain Man" is...popularly used in rap songs?

  • @Brokentwice3 -Mr. Camping has you twisted with his personal ideas, and you have been caught in his web of deception. You look at Matt 24:14 quoting this verse, then after reading it, you insert Mr. Camping's personal idea conclusion that WARNING the world of Judgement Day is what Matt 24:14 says, but yet it does NOT say this. The problem with Mr. Camping is he pretends to be wiser than God, contradics God, and knowing the exact day of "the end" which he says is 10/21/11. See you on 10/22/11!

  • @Brokentwice3 -There is indeed a Judgement Day mentioned in the Bible, the EXACT date of which NO ONE KNOWS EXCEPT GOD, NOT HAROLD CAMPING, and you will see this for yourself come 10/22/11, that Mr. Camping has once again deceived you. Chances are you will keep right on believing everything Camping tells you when his prophecy for the destruction of planet earth by God on 10/21/11 FAILS., which will represent the culmination AND collapse of ALL of Camping's false doctrine and false teachings!

  • WELL WHAT DO I BELIVE?? I BELIVE THEY PULL THIS SHIT OUTA THERE DAMN ASS! AND ITS ALL A LOAD OF SATANS FUCKED UP DAMN MOTHA FUCKIN BRAIN OF HIS AND THEN SOME ONE WHO IS ON CRACK SAYS!!!! SOMEONE HAS SPOKEN TO ME AND I BELIVE THAT THE WORLD WILL END~!~~ .......yea ok shut the fuck up and sit your ass down, take that society.

  • @triqqsyshredd Prove that hes not real....

  • there will be mocking.......thats what the bible says

  • they do this on purpose...y2k..swine flue...may 21st 2011....they give you these dates knowing nothing will happen..that way when the shit does really happen..they will say something and they know you will ignore it because nothing ever happens..they want you to be off guard and not prepared...they want as many dead as they can achieve

  • @71cardy lol

  • Ommg when it was 6:00 I screaamed I was gunna die cuz I heard a airplane, then my mom slapped me and I finally noticed the world didnt end! So I played video gaames

  • @Poohgurr hahaha man it was my moms b-day and the new was like everyone get ready to die today we went to the museum and when we got back it was 6:00 o'clock and i was like oh no im going to die but i did not

  • hey i was born that year

  • @71cardy YAAAA THUMBS UP ME TOO

  • 3:32 I felt that! Thank you for speaking up about that!

  • funny as hell XD and u right

  • We just need to wait for december 21 2012

  • @13dangdang i cant i will be at a party on december 22 2012

  • Check out the doomsday prophecy on the youtube video called Aimed At America 1

  • Installing rapture.....

    Installation Failed: .exe File does not exist. Please try again in a billion of years.

  • @asherleez lol

  • it was not really a calender. It doesent make sense.

  • E-E-E-E-EPIC FAIL!

  • I don't understand some peoples mentality on these videos. Why watch them if your going to talk s***? Ugh. Jealousy is annoying lol.

  • Wtf birtney spears song

  • Stupid bitch nigger

  • "ive been in this same position just waitin for jesus!!" lmao

  • Finally someone who gets the Mayan calander thing you have no idea how annoying it can be to explain this to people, good on you.

  • I dont belive in any of this shit! I bet that the dude that came up with this shit about 2012 just was a bored m...f that said that it would make a good movie or something and he told his friend that didn´t hear it right but he still told his danm girlfriend that has a lot of girl contacts and so on. I mean come on you just have to wright it ones on twitter and the hole f........... world will get panict. OMG, DAME WTF AND SO ON . lOVE THE LORD AND HE WILL SAVE YOUR SORRY AS!

  • I WANNA RIP THE GUY WHO SPREAD THIS RUMORS MOTHERFUCKING HEART OUT AND SEE IT IF IT BLACK ENOUGH BEFORE HE DIES!!!!!!!!!

  • press 4: King Kong that

  • They just have to stop telling us. I'll scream at them

  • i think harold camping try to predict the end of rebecca black career :0 its after friday!!!!!

  • fucking funny man!

  • press 2

  • LMFAO

  • i knew nothing was going to happen because Mr.Camping said it would happen at 6 PM, so that means that China would have already been gone. -_-

  • "They ran out of Calendar Paper!"

  • what was the song he was dancen to the second time

  • I believe if the world does end on any given date I won't be able to get my money anyway Alonzo

  • omg when Adele plays. I was dying from laughter.

    and when you say "JUST WAITIN FOR JAYSUS."

  • i love mob wives so i really like the end to this video

    

  • i love mob wives 

  • hahhaha this guys the funniest hahaha this guy is good thump up@2

  • LOL a beer advertisment on this video!!!!

  • Oh Harold ur a bullshiter=]

  • 12-21-2012 i will be seventeen and enjoyin it WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D 

  • this man is what, 96? and know he's going to start saying that the world is going to end, just cuz "God" gave him the date and hour. I do beleive in God and stuff.

    But really? you're going to beleive a 96 year old man who claims he knows when the world ends. yeah sure the world will end for him. he is 96.

  • @Luna96599

    96? He probably be dead before 96! lol but no he had turned 90 last month on July 19th.

  • Did anyone hear that the world would end on the 21 of October now I think camping is getting desperate

  • Only God the Father knows when it will end! It will come like a theif in the night at an hour that you think not! in the twinkling of an eye! so be ready ask the Lord Jesus to come into your heart and be your saviour! "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life!"  -John 3:16

  • @lonasxandxhepner No one wants to believe in idiotic stuff unless you have no life trolling youtube vids making fun of you guys...wait a second.........

  • @lonasxandxhepner FING CHRISTIAN

  • @lonasxandxhepner go fuck your self you religous peice of shit

    

  • @bmxer4life00789 Did you really need to do that.Thats making yourself look bad.

  • @lonasxandxhepner

    Cool story bro

  • You remind me of Laz Alonso.

  • yay new end of the world is on my birthday

  • hahahahahahahah GREAT!!!! :D

  • AAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH­AHAH @ 1:08 lmao u silly a.f ahaha ! ayee get it ! lmao.

  • Those were chem-trails, google em

  • You look good in that blue shirt. by the way, i heart youu!

  • If the world does end, then how are you gunna pay the people who favorited your video?

  • this shit was too good:)

  • They said 1999, i say heck no

    They said 2000, i said not again

    They said 2006, i said give up this shiz

    They said 2012, i said u mad bro?

  • Brilliant! : )

  • Holy fuck how is this guy reading my mind... Oh wait....

  • u look goooddd :P

  • i love'd his dance number to "Till The World Ends" EPIC & he cute on some shxt. lol

  • Shit, at least I know ill die rich.

  • yo, u been hitting the Gym Alonzo?

  • The world was suppost to end may 21 2011 at 6 pm THAT DIDNT HAPPEN the idiot who said the world was gonna end someone find him and slap him for me

  • you not gon have 5 million dollars if it is true..lol

  • Religion = FAIL

  • LOVE THIS! and a billion cool points for sampling Kele for your outro :)

  • @CALICOTV301 just because bad things happen doesn't mean there isn't a god, look at it this way if there was no evil how would we know what good was, how would we know when someone loved us if the couldn't prove it through sacrifice or actions. God allows evil so that we will have a choice between him or something else. Does a loving parent only provide one option to their children and then clam to be giving them a choice? No, in the same way god gives us the daily opportunity to follow him a p

  • Don't be silly. The world won't end in our lifetime. People have saying that since earlier times. The world is not just going to instantly end. I mean really?!!! WOW! There's is no "RAPTURE." If some space junk falls from space, perhaps it will damage the ground. Even earthquakes don't make the ground completely open to where there's nothing. I mean, are you guys really that naive? I bet you still believe that the earth is flat. Come on. Use logic. How many times do u have to be duped?

  • the angels are really just other species from the galaxy. That's why they had powers back when men was just ignorant and dumb.They saw there great spaceships and technology as god like. I rather believe that cuz its more logical then some supreme being blah blah rides on a pink unicorn crap talking snake blah blah lol as

  • He's Gay!!!

  • @123walangmagawa Leave this guy alone.

  • history of fail doomsday:

    Sept. 1994 - The rapture was suppose to happen. Jesus was to come down lift a few followers up to heaven and let the world rot. Didn't Happen

    Sometime in 2000 - Y2K, computer were suppose to broke, electricity was suppose to disappear and food, drinks and stuff are suppose to be in a shortage. Didn't Happen.

    June 6, 2006 - Niburu (or a freaking giant comet) was suppose to destroy earth. Didn't Happen.

    May 21, 2011 - The rapture part 2 was suppose happen. Never did.

  • Angels in heaven dont even no so NO person can predict

  • What would make him think that he could "decipher" dooms day from the bible. That man sounds like he has schizophrenia, I saw another video how he was connecting the dots in the bible, secret messages, numbers and math, ( a beautiful mind anyone), This man has some serious delusions of grandeur issues. Either he is a smooth thief or mentally touched. If he was going to start any where in the bible, he should have started at Matthew 24:36 to save himself the trouble.

  • Jay-lo waiting for tonight....lol

  • Matthew 24:36

    "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angles in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

  • 1 Peter 5:8 ESV / 10 helpful votes

    Be sober-minded; be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

  • Romans 16:17-18 ESV / 57 helpful votes

    I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive.

  • if God did not give the date to Jesus his own son why would he give it to any simple man. God did not give a date cuz all ppl would wait for the date to repent. Faith in jesus christ salvation doesnt work that way read the bible ppl.But of that day or hour no man knoweth, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but the Father. (Mark 13:32)Pls accept Jesus as savior before its too late do it from the heart with true faith and ask for forgiveness repent Jesus loves you :)

  • Not even the angels in heaven know the hour, so what makes anyone believe this man. We were all told to look for the signs of His coming . They are being fulfilled by the NWO. Even the elect may be deceived. Watch Ring of Power ~ Empire of the City here on YT for very needed info.

    Universal Peace

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  • @georgipop1 im agnostic. something created us. but definitely not a random guy

  • @alonzolerone lol somewhere hiding

  • Haha very gud mate

  • Yo this vedio is hilarous... Slap to face for you follower. If they acutually read the bible they'd know that no man can predit the hour or day nor year in which christ would come..... People are so dependent upon leaders and weak . Good shit though man lol

  • amen brother

  • waiting for JEEZUS!!!! hahaha 

  • usually when alonzo does his "family guy" type tangents...I usually follow him. but this video went over my head....

  • This guy's a douche bag.

  • hahaha remote for phone nice hahah

  • are you atheist

  • Only two people could predict when the world will end. One is already dead. God and Nostradamus. Like seriously. Plus hell sucks. They have Friday on repeat. -.-

  • God knows what hes doing and your totally right no man on earth has the power to predict something so big as that. so all we got to do is believe and understand that what it says in the bible is true. We just don't want to listen.

  • Harold Camping is a stupid dick that deserves to be shot in the head and burned. What a fucking asshole.

  • i didn't even pay attention to that stuff cause I have no doubt none of us will know

  • I wanna see you pay me that money after we all die ;)

  • I was BORN in 1999 ! >:D

    I'm actually twelve now!

    >:D

  • i believe they r full of shit

  • jesus is never coming... i think its pretty obvious now.

  • @wonggongs yes he is just not now

  • Where would I cash the check!?! There's no ATMs in heaven. :)O

  • UPDATE : Mr. Harold Camping apologized Monday evening (5-23-2011) for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have. I was off by five months & the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21." --SMDH

  • @alonzolerone He reluctantly apologized...The man has no integrity but he keeps his composure.