An emo life episode 5

[simplyjuliax14]

just an hour after her coma and she's driving again. sounds legit.

[KirissaBarnes]

*puts a blankit on mat so no one can see him* are you kidding me.. cuz noones not going to notice people with a wheelchair and a huge blankit covering the body.. OMFG.

[JesusLovesYouNoHomo]

literally everytime the stepdad comes up i shriek omfg



[TheVikkiterror]

I'm really disappointed no one had sex.

[JILYYYYY]

1:13 WE ARE NOT AT HOGWARTS

[quartuhkneee]

Judging by all of her videos, I can honestly say that twelve year olds should not be allowed to make youtube accounts and videos.

[RylieScene]

Please make a part six. I need this to live. it's so funny I am dying

[OrangeTealSky]

ok so go hotwire the RV

[TimmyJimmyPika98]

I'm actually dying. One day i will get in your pants.

[DarkInfernoZora]

pffff oh my god this is so... I AM DYING

[effervescentowl]

This deserves fanfiction.

[properkaleigh]

i am so bored

*takes off his clothes and goes in shower with jessica*

WINDMILL SHOWER BITCHES

[kerrsteena]

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE I AM CRYING

[Helvigsprinsesse]

One day I will get in your pants.

[shaulynnxoxo]

please make an episode 6 , i'm crying from laughter here

[robertluvvver]

adding to my earlier comment, i also have to say this is hilarious.... and im laughing at how stupid it is omg lol. i want to watch episode 6.. wanna laugh more ahahahha

[robertluvvver]

this couldnt make any less sense.. what the fuck is going on here. this is the stupidest shit i have ever seen. nothing in here is even remotely possible. i think this girl needs to think these stories through.

[hannahmontanasux123]

WHAT NO EPISODE 6 I'M KILLING MYSELF/??? PLEASE I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS BEAUTIFUL EMO LOVE TRAGEDY!!!!

[AnnieandHunter]

"i'm pregnant"

"WHAT?!?!?!

i'll call you later"

[bluejuice12]

OH I FORGOT, they're in canada. that's why they can do all these things in the hospital with no questions asked.

fucking free healthcare.

[XJillieJamsDiinoX]

Lol, I saw this on tumblr and so I checked it out now I can't breathe.

[PattyCurtis713]

I laughed, I cried, I pee'd a little and I screenshotted it all and put it on tumblr lmao

[SydniiBoo]

Marissa, quit crying you heartless bitch and help da fuq out

none of this would've happened if it werent for you seducing step dad

whore

[MrBrittanyxxx]

MAKE FUCKING MORE. I NEED MORE OF THIS I HAVE NEVER FUCKING LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE!

[speedy6785]

make another video episode 6!!!!!! (

loser)

[avatarkairi]

Are we ever going to learn why Marissa was running from the police in the first video?

[claudiahable]

How werid would that be to see someone use your photos in a random youtube video

[Izaebele]

>running from abusive stepdad

>staying at 'abandoned place'

AND THEN THEY almost FUCKED??

WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP STORY IS THIS OH GOD

[pleasethinkofme]

LOL! Because wheeling a wheel chair out of the hospital which contains a lumpy human-like figure totally wouldn't raise suspicion at all... XD I'm laughing so hard right now XD

[ShamWOWZERSS]

does this bitch just hot wire everything

[Chasitythefangirl]

aaAAHAAHHA OmhGGGG pleASEZ I NEED EPISODE 6 OR I'LL DIE

[GuineaPigLovex9]

"Ummm dude?"

Kissing her kneck

"What babe?"

wowwwww.

[DevilMaster566]

Brb, hot-wiring plane.

[Vanessaisasloth]

i am so bored *takes off his clothes and goes in the shower with Jessica* THIS IS SO PRICELESS OOOOMG.

[stephanieaslanidis]

i can't breathe.. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

[JustRememberILoveYou]

I love that the RV is big.

[OrangeTealSky]

OMFG.

[SwirlyCupcake21]

this is the funniest thing ever.

[MrsKittyKatKitKat]

XD HAHAH THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS OMG

[shittymoods]

they can hotwire alot tho

[1violinbabe]

one day I will get in your pants

[12345nec]

what is life 

[supasta3]

*looks around and spots a wheelchair then smiles"

[KittyKittyMeeow]

2:59

This is funny as fuck

[KittyKittyMeeow]

2:45 LMAOOOOOOO! brb, dying! THAT FACE!

[DaMetalJunkie]

Ok instead of her going to sleep I'll finish it for you guys :) Jessica:"I want you to fuck my brains out plzkthnxbye"

Connor: "Ok" *Puts his penis in her vagina and makes love to her pussy*

Jessica: "This is pretty cool, I'm gonna order some Chinease while we do this k?"

Connor: "That's ok" *Continues to batter her brains out with his cock*

Jessica: *Calls the chinease* "Hi I'm in an RV in the middle of nowhere can I have a Curry Fried Rice and Chicken balls?"

Chinease: "Yes"

Jessica: "Thanks"

[MafuGoffzorz]

@DaMetalJunkie I've never lol'd so hard in my life.

[dogsstuff]

@DaMetalJunkie then they hotwired a helicopter.

[JustBeingClassybro]

GIVE US EPISODE 6 U BRAT

[plaidplatapus]

you can not end it like that. not that is stupid they need to make babies and stuff. i dont even care if you're 10. describe it in full detail. you said that you " hope you can continue this series until the day you die" DOOOHHEETTT

[cgstiltner]

what is air?

"Katluv22", I love you for making these videos. please don't ever stop, they are funny as shit.

PS, make another one where they have sex or I will throw you and Jesus Christ into a volcano, you whore.

kbyeluvya

[dustblowingman]

everday people would wake and stare at the mountain

[bunnyanimeluv]

i can not breathe.

[halleluya09]

I NEED TO FIND OUT IF THEY HAVE SEX.

[tigerclaw991]

Connor: *Go to bed marissa*

Marissa: *Starts driving*

[DaftArtifex]

what the actual FUCK

[MollieIrvine]

I can feel my IQ dropping right now

[sillylittlegoo]

HOW COULD IT END HERE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

[AlexR2648]

So... A "postivite" note is one where they have outstanding charges of theft over $5000 in Canada and grand theft in the United States, are in Canada illegally, violated more aviation regulations than I can count, can't care for any of their injuries, and are alone in a strange country in a highly-visible and stolen vehicle?

[darkpeppermint]

I need more of this. Like, I need to know if Andrew ever calls Daisy back and stuff. And I need to know if the Dr. starts chasing them down and joins up with Step Dad because they stole Matt in a wheelchair. SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!

[NinjaCookie5]

I saw this on tumblur.

[KiwiNikki16]

*comitting suicide*

[smileforyoux]

........... who's driving the rv.............

[smileforyoux]

.... uhoh. LOOKS LIKE ANDREW DOESNT WANT THAT BABY.

[MeganTheAwkward]

Brookelle Bones can hotwire a car.

omgwat

[dragana21]

Can't believe I watched all 5! Seriously I have no life...

[soragangsta]

What the fuck is this.

[ddeadthr0nee]

"its okay you are probably thinking of your step dad" LMFAO I CANT

[MeganTheAwkward]

@ddeadthr0nee

I began crying at that part! Oh my god! asdfghjkl

[EllieLOVEScake]

@ddeadthr0nee Omg :L:L:L I literally pissed myself :L

[edenvader]

what is this shit :') ahahahahahahhahahahaha

[snacknoober]

i need MOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!

[roflwhales]

*crying*... *crying*... *still crying*

[hellobooiloveyou]

its a good thing daisy thought through putting a blanket over matthew so no one could see him. the usual, just taking my lumpy blanket out for a stroll in its wheelchair.

[TheSydneyBarakat]

@hellobooiloveyou omfg i fucking died.

[ImmaHugYou]

what happend to the step dad i want a spin off series of him

[RunFromHumanContact]

Well then. Some of this just does not make sense. Smh.

[twatermelonn]

tumblr found you.

[BritneySpears785]

omg lmfao

[jordyd10]

YOU SLUT!!!! *kicks her then takes off her shirt*

i lost it omg i cant breathe

[vividcupcake]

...da fuq

[nqninaq]

what did i just watch

[CarolinaHuerta101]

Ummm, dude..

[peachesxcream]

brbdying LOLOL ily tumblr.

[Princessing101]

Holy shit. This is great. Thank you, Tumblr.

[colormepinkilyy]

3:25

mat: damn i was gonna get some of dat emo pussy fuck this bitches always sayin no my dick cant take this fuck that

[jennabenna1328]

I'm pregnant

WAAT ok ill call u l8r bye

[cow711woot]

I fucking lost it at the step dad part.

oh my god.

[ricetastesgreat]

i feel really bad for the people who owned the RV...

[ItsJulieee]

LMFAO THIS IS SO STUPID

[quinlynnes]

her stepdad omfg im crying

[ricetastesgreat]

tumblr, lmao

[trollfacenewfag]

i only came here because of tumblr ok

[marinashutup]

@trollfacenewfag same haha

[xlivefothemusicx]

thankyou, for making our lives. crying. luvchoobbz ;)

[LettuceHasFun]

dude she's like 7, no wonder they didn't have sex. what does she even know about being emo.

[ohaipatterson]

omfg GMH I AM CRYING WHY ISN'T THERE MORE OF THESE

[FeelingSpiffee]

I'm still patiently waiting for episode 6.

[spirit2981]

WHENS THE NEXT ON I NEED TO KNOW!! <3

[LateNightFreeWrites]

i am just dying xDD thank you tumblr!!

btw Marissa is def like Marissa from the OC, all drama.

[1violinbabe]

Pushing one of the hospitals wheelchairs with a patient covered in a blanket in it... and no one stops them. okay.

[hannahxshalala]

what was the point of andrew calling daisy if they were only gonna talk for like 2 seconds?!

[Shea1234567891011]

Tumblr sent me here as well. And these are the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Make more asap. I love you. I love you.

[morginnnXD]

Holy shit, please make more of these. I'm dying.

[The12thHourglass]

WINDMILL EVERYTHING!

[sophbabesox]

i watched them all omg funniest thing ever

[HEBEGOOBY]

What the actual fuck?

[nuhkkaable]

That picture of the windmill. omg. what.

[JMLXKIMCHI]

5:18 yah but y dat picture

[ItsBerny]

LMFAO!

[carmymizzlefizzle]

"Wait I am... I am pregnant"

"WHAT????!!! Ok call you later bye"

[OMGitsANJA]

tumblr brought me here. usually I hate when people say "blahblahblah brought me here" but tumblr is the exception.

[nuhkkaable]

@OMGitsANJA Tumblr is beautiful.

[CrazyGirl7966]

After you have a baby you can't have sex until like 30 days im pretty sure.

[xxIreneCaffeine]

@CrazyGirl7966 After the baby's born? Yeah you can, you just bleed during those days and your vag is all loose and narsty so most people don't. It's not really a rule.

[rufus998]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

[JamieLynnIsTheBomb]

In the back of an RV? Kinkay.

[xxIreneCaffeine]

@JamieLynnIsTheBomb a STOLEN RV ;)

[JamieLynnIsTheBomb]

LMFAO

THIS IS SO PATHETIC 

[ILoveYouKx3]

HAHAHAHAHAH omg.

[shyannelikestodance]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHH WTF

[bieberismybabe]

Youre like 6 and you have a dirty mind.

[ohbbyxx]

lol?

[smartsarah323]

this is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen. thank you.

[carlimarieable]

Why didn't they have sex!!!! I AM SO FUCKING DISAPOINTED!!! THE FUCK! MAKE ANOTHER ONE WHERE THEY FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF EACHOTHER OR I AM GOING TO PUT MY D IN YOUR M AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT YOU CAN'T USE IT AS A MICROPHONE YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING ANYWAYS YOU FILTHY LITTLE CUNT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKK WHY DIDN'T THEY HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS TRYING TO GET OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOW USING MY TEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT AS LUBE HKSX VBLHV FVOGH AE/FVTNVALDRB saYDFVAENJH

[candykisses443]

lol i just think connor is hot