Minecraft - ENDERMAN OWNAGE!

[Irishfreak313]

I've noticed Toby rarely puts up torches. I wonder why?

[awesomeperson7100]

so like HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER GOLD 

[THUNDER403]

why make another furnace when your house is right there?!

[lasadef]

Toby: Is that GOLD!?... No next best thing iron... Worthless iron.

Viewer: NO!!!! GOLD SUCKS AS A PICKAXE IRON IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!

[AOHowtheheck]

who else said " JUST KILL YOURSELF YOUR RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR SPAWN POINT!!!!!"

[olliewalll]

u can eat rotten flesh ._.

[Melmonium]

Toby, your house is right there. Why are you making a stove??

[Melmonium]

I'm getting the balls out of this biscuit...



[epicrandomfun]

@Melmonium I'm HARVESTING my balls outta this biscuit

[xXMaDdOgXx1234]

say so my self

[FrankieHustla]

"I'm going to a meat party"

[robloxguy90]

@FrankieHustla I am replying to you for no reason at all.

[FrankieHustla]

@robloxguy90 I am replying to your reply for no reason at all.

[1to70to240]

Oh hey OH NO NO NO DERR DERR DERR

[uenragedbro]

I just kept yelling "PEACEFUL" "TURN IT ON PEACEFUL TOBY"... anyone else?

[TheBoxedNewb]

@uenragedbro peacefuls for pussies...

[uenragedbro]

@TheBoxedNewb Well then I must be what i eat :3

[HedgehogGamers]

@uenragedbro Thumbs up for win.

[uenragedbro]

@HedgehogGamers Wait, thumbs up to me?

[HedgehogGamers]

@uenragedbro Yes. You got a thumbs up for win.

[LittlebmxXx]

gold sucks!!!!

[eljpbarron]

@LittlebmxXx best you can say?(just bothering :) everybody knows gold fucking ssucks problem?)

[GonzaloVeraToday]

GonzaloVeraToday 7 seconds ago in a playlist Minecraft

[fluffygreen6]

he gets soooooo close to bumping into herobrine every time its not even funny

[DruSceneDolly]

@fluffygreen6 O.O

[343GuiltiestSpark]

Oh, the memories of Dodge came flowing back...(shiver,shiver) they weren't nice people there ),:

[thecandyman0838]

you should play red dead redemption

[uenragedbro]

@thecandyman0838 You're not the first who's suggested that. (I have too) Seriously, the whole noobish way he games would change if he played red dead... and SR3, GTA IV, and a few others..

[anamelessmuffin]

if i do say so myself ... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xquestionmark321X]

episode 5,000,559,996,226,816,733 KILLING THE ENDER DRAGON

[SheepishMan101]

Love you stuff man BUT STAY OUT OF THE CAVES sorry but i get tired of you get ing lost in the caves and watching u JUST harvest stuff......Idiot no no im sorry i didnt mean it

[izaac6213]

a basket of buiscuts

[thebandit7797]

i wonder why toby has never thought of mining without making his mines confusing... so he won't get lost

[allmightygod100]

*kills cows and cooks the cow meat* calls it pork

[coastersam20]

hey toby, you can eat a spider eye (it would have killed you in the conditions you were in) but still

[pojo267]

But you wanna know the craziest thing he said in this video? Gold is better than iron

[majinjovan]

@pojo267 i used to think like you once did, but i think he just does it for humor.

[mrcoolmanwithfries]

murder + party = muparer

[awesomekeith101]

Toby:im gonna make a stove right next to you. Me: *facepalm from hell*

[znife1]

a tip: if you are hungry, restart the world and your hunger bar is full!

[videogamemaniac83]

Get the iron Toby!

[tyboo98]

why is he saying "Get in my belly pork." as he's eating stake?

[lollylol12]

@tyboo98 Haha. Because. He's Toby XD

[GuiiBleh]

*House a few steps away*

Toby: Oh no I got to make another oven

Me: Facepalm

[WillyFreshPpl]

I admit i've never been to dotch

[Link2211986]

the title was named after a split second of the entire video



[zuchez]

toby has 7 rotten flesh and he tries to get food from a sheep /).-

[N3koW1tch]

IT'S SO DARK!

[MrGamemaster35]

Turn it to peaceful!!!!!!!!!

[TheMorganBusby]

You have rotten meat yet you throw out the pickaxe.

[jcstock123]

*Makes a steak* Oh.. I love you pork, get in my belly.

[PhatboyF]

I love you more that your dead creeper

[Laserman087]

Ypu have rotten meat

[Entrancizor]

Toby calls Iron worthless........and yet he goes crazy over gold......wow

[ChrisTheNinjer]

"Your lifespan...smells delicious"

wat xD

[declare1independence]

I use a lot more torches than you do :P you sound cute when you are talking when playing lol

[bigtay564]

"you noodle"

[Ninjuh021]

Mining iron with iron, how ironic.

[BowChickaWowWowwx]

@Ninjuh021 omfg :'D

[mrpizzanipples]

@Ninjuh021 or is it ferric?

[ninjaturtletyke55555]

@Ninjuh021 I know this is going to sound nerdy and you probably dont care but thats not ironic just Coincidental. itony is when an unexpectd outcome came from what you where doing. like if he played any period of minecraft without almost dieing. :P

[xopeace8ox]

Toby's go-to sentence is always "Don't kill me, or I'll pee on you" xD

[99foxlord]

I EFFING SNEEZED!!!

[k0doku]

When Toby Turner says "Trust me," you, good sir, are boned.

[Nightpacer1]

i sneezed 18 times in this video, god famn (meant to put an f)

so, thank you...

[6107217698]

so hold on toby u just killed a cow, why the FUCK would it drop pork?

[TediBare123]

IRON IS BETTER THAN GOLD :P

[IreneyEhh]

@TediBare123 You mean IRIN?

[TediBare123]

@IreneyEhh No I mean IRON, look it up :L

[IreneyEhh]

@TediBare123 MY GOD. nvm. -facepalm-

[Snowy75269]

@TediBare123 just thought you may want to know,what Ireney was doing was spelling it the was Toby pronounces it. Obviously you don't listen to Toby.

[fullmetalgirl]

LIE TO ME ROCKS!!!!

[SwaggMurauder]

Actually, I did sneeze. So thanks.

[SuperSoakerSniper]

What is dodge?

[nickstapper]

what kind of desktop recorder does he use?

[nuraiis1]

TOBY YOU ARE A ACSTIEN MASTER

[Hollowulm]

The video stopped to buffer right when he selected the bone and said "you know what I'm going to do?" All I could think about was him saying bone you.

[xPorsn]

Wait a minute,.. am at 5:00 is Toby really gonna try getting meat from sheeps....

[epiccandy14]

ur hair is exacly like my boyfriends xP

[ilovewolves2000]

NO, completely usless gold

[MEEEE45t0a5t3r]

just so everyone knows what 49mrmason said was something about using the bones to tame wolves, and then that guy said something about how it was made in october of last year and then 49 said something about how he could still see it and then IhearaHunter117 said that ...anyways thumbs up so everyone can see and then they dont have to go searching for the pointless conversation I just gave you in a nutshell

[Doogle7757]

@MEEEE45t0a5t3r really this comment was right here... AFTER SEARCHING FOR 5 MINUTES I FIND IT THEN COME BACK, LOOK DOWN FROM THE VIDEO AND SEE THIS!!! WHAT THE HELL

[JFluffyful]

did anyone else rage a bit when toby ignored the two beefs the cow dropped?

[lordofawesome1000]

eat the blurgber and dont know if thats how you spell it but i dont give a damn because it 12 o clock at night and im board

[MrMultimonkey]

@felixthemasterone shut the hell up

[T5Higginson]

u have rotten flesh

[AnilogStudiosHub]

Will he meet Herobrine! OuO

[Learner0012]

Also, I'm worried he's gonna get tunnel madness.

(Yes it's real. It's when your sanity starts to wear down upon getting lost underground.)

[Learner0012]

He's gonna get lost isn't he?

[Xxawsomhotty2xX]

ohai creeper, you scared? you scOH SHDURP DERP DURRHDURRP

[hihimovies12]

clearly, you didnt know that a bone crafts into 3 bone meal, wich is eatable XD

[MrMadhacka]

@hihimovies12 ye but WOULD YOU EAT IT :D

[muppetdude123]

1) What was the endermanholding? 2) What did the enderman drop when he died? 3) Can you lay a torch down once and a while? Honestly, I can not see!

[TheSpiritualGamer]

That was an amazing British impersonation.

[AccioGoblet177]

I'm telling you, Toby has a direct route to my funny bone x) I have never met/heard ANYONE who has made me laugh so much :')

[EvangelinaOfEden]

I wish he would have a stare off with an enderman XD

[AwesomeNerfGuy123]

what are ender pearls used for?

[23910231]

@AwesomeNerfGuy123 Ender pearls are used for nothing there useless as far as I know

[MrSnakeking317]

@AwesomeNerfGuy123 they can be made into eyes of ender that can track down the end portal to go to the end demeension so you can fight the dragon

[dmansdaman]

@AwesomeNerfGuy123 right click they get thrown, you tp to where it is thrown, and lose like 1 heart of fall damage, also they r used to make eye of enders which r used to find a stronghold

[MusicDMetal]

Why do you say pork when you get the STEAK from a cow! ;) :P

[GashPlague]

His armor protects him from starving!? HAXXXXXXXXX

[dmansdaman]

@GashPlague not haxx u idiot, easy mode

[monstertunk]

what are enderman??? like... whats theyre purpose???

[JimmyIsASexyNerd]

@monstertunk Ender Pearls buddy :3



[robloxguy90]

i recommend torches. unless you are leet

[RyandBurtson]

"I'm getting the balls out of this biscuit!"

My new way of saying that I'm leaving.

[SameronShowsInc]

what’s up with toby and urine?! he keeps saying he’s going to pee on things!

[adanm12323]

go home !!!!!!!!!!

[charlieissofron]

I don't know Toby I think he'd rather see a MOOvie

couldn't help myself

[Linxsaisai5]

i keep almost writin comments then being like "oh yeah...this was months ago..."

[iluvmoney1998]

aha when you do your english accent you sound like someone from essex ;D

[SettonMioOda7251995]

the accent xD

[itskelsifer]

lie to me is a mind-blowing show

[MeMyselfAndPi]

Toby you don't starve all the way on easy. On Hard you would've died

[SureInazumaEleven]

1:58 oh i love you

oh yout dead

i love you more now that your dead creeper

xD

[Angiegamer]

I love u Toby

[angadvirk98]

Toby kills a COW, cooks the meat from the COW, and then while eating it, says : "Get in ma belly, pork!" *facepalm*

[angadvirk98]

me: wow he's actually doing something properly this time! good progress Toby!

Tobuscus: I shall free you... GO FORTH WATER! DON'T MENTION IT! LEAST I COULD DO!

me: *facepalm*

[thetimemexican]

if you watch these you realize Toby isn't just a doofus, he actually lacks the problem solving skills normal people have. hes an idiot. a complete idiot.

[angadvirk98]

@thetimemexican he might be an idiot. BUT HE'S FReAKIN' AWESOME (sometimes you gotta be a bit crazy to be totally epic)

[Timothymao]

turn it to peaceful!

[OfficialKarlBeattie]

AT THE END HE GOES BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE HE WAS AT THE START!!

[BananaphonE35]

i was eating cornflakes toby.....CORNFLAKES

[CannibalisticOreos]

that gold helmet makes you look like joey wheeler 

[cedricmaniake]

did he now there was food in his house

[Imclueless12]

7:17 Toby needs to drop something, and he has like 200 blocks of cobblestone. He drops his pickaxe.

[littlemisslovebirdxx]

TOBY I FRICKEN LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! =D =D =D

[MrShteve101]

gold pickaxe- about 50 uses

Diamond pickaxe- about 1500

thumbs up and tell toby

[HeadacheVillain]

I learned how to kill enderman by watching Tobuscus.

[ComedianandSinger]

why arent enderman ever in dungeons?

[PaulPanzero]

Sometimes I think toby is blind because he never sees his things in his inventory! and please use your torches more as u do yet!

[coolgirlcorgan]

I thought he was gonna say Farty for food party......

[10DEMI23]

I lived in Dodge. Trust me, once you've lived there, you want to get the heck outta there.

[chocolatekitten5]

You do an awesome British accent.

[TRENTINATERx2000]

i live in dodge :D

[miaaim1231]

i hope he knows that you only starve until you have half health

[dta1ego3ofmyguitar]

lol he said pork when it said steak

[PeaceLoveandChi]

can you eat bone meal. In case you can you could of ate that while you were starving

[360no1]

does anyone notice that when you shear a black sheep the remaining fur turns white?

[MrCamco14]

Toby you can eat rotten meat

[HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN]

I like how he keeps saaying im gonna die! but hes not losing health anymore

[DolphinBoy429000]

can u place more torches please?

[lolmuffin2020]

he really needs to put more torches down

[TheSoldierFish]

anyone else agree that toby's english impression kinda sounds like murdock from the gorillaz?

[Mdjula1998]

you can eat rotten flesh toby...

[ValGraEmm1687]

OH HEY NAKED SHEEP

[xKidomaru666x]

pork.... as it said steak :)

[Ghosgar46]

1:45 They took his job. Digging for him xD

[cuteykiki]

OMG

Y U NO THROW AWAY COBBLESTONE!?

[MagneticProductions7]

5:40, Zombie meat dude. Eat it.

[alex505868]

your not going to eat when you dont get meat from sheep idiot

[scuzbruz53]

Toby left all of his iron down in that smelter......

[BhaibhieEva90]

He sounds like Russel Brand when he use hes Accent :))

[Natenator77]

I can't believe he found his house after all that mining... I probably would have gotten lost. But why did he go straight back into the mine? He will probably get lost again T_T

[deadendguitarist]

Who thinks he sounds like Ricky Gervais with the British accent?

[LandenRox1]

fact: The TobyGames (Subscribe) Get Faster Ever Video

[CharlesFoxKays]

He nails that British accent....

[apocalypse123]

I feel like if Toby made us buy each Minecraft episode I'd be in the poor house. But laughing.

[DTProtoss]

I dont know why but Endermen scare the Sht Out Of ME!!! =) I know they dont attack you lol but they still scare me lol =P

[mackenzie2211]

After watching all these videos, this game is starting to look really cool. Should I buy?

[mccormickbros]

@mackenzie2211 yes you should ts really good

[unrealtron2]

why did he stop starving?

[1010010a]

He had a cooked chicken