NEW TWILIGHT SEX SCENE!!!! - My Nephew Sings "You Belong With Me" - Drunk Texts!

[2D2sChannel]

The trick is: People who seems to are gay, are normally normal... But this guy is a special type of (wo)man!

[sonic1126111]

Your gay right?

[rdsxfndp15]

Why does this even exist?? What the fuck is this?

[1881twilight]

Ur nephew is SOOOO CUUUUTE!!!!! <3

[ilovemonkeys662]

your nephew is sooooo cute Buck

[TheChardy1993]

what am i watching, cant believe i just gave you a view

[Emiilovesyou2]

you should do a vampire sucks review :D

[ITISTIMEFXL]

3words gay gay gayer

[Maggi98cl]

gott is der albern ;)

[VanillePeaces999]

I texted my boyfriend and told him this...

Me: You've threatened me better than any other guy.

Him: Wow, when hell did I ever threaten you

Me: Um...oh my gosh what? :(

Him: Well what are you talking about then?

Me: oh...oops I meant treated ..heh heh....

Him: Oh really? Awesome(:

Haha that was a great and hilarious conversation

[eragonsdolphins]

worst drunk text i ever got:

fdf djsfkhi isa fddd ima safh now borg.

[SeaOfWisdom18]

My friend's older sister (18) was at the graduation party. She is a nice girl,she is the best. The punch was spiked...and she went to her best friend and was laughing. She turned serious and said. "I love you." Her friend was staring at her (he was a guy) then she threw a punch at him (not the drink kind.)and said, "JUST KIDDING YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Then the next day she had a hangover, what did she apologize for? "Hey, im surry for drinking the punch..wanna goe to the park now?>

[SeaOfWisdom18]

"Look at my arms." You're not supposed to see THESE....lol.so innocent, yet so inapprpriate

[sam4sx]

Tingle in my bagel?? mmh....

[bramber4ever]

omg his dogs r soooo cute

[sweetwolf33ify]

Instead of saying i love your new puppy, i said i love ur new pussy

[OfficialMarwa]

''you can't undo sloppy''

[DjPinkyFlipnoteMaker]

Oh damn.... Glitch

[DjPinkyFlipnoteMaker]

YAY I'M FIRST COMMENT!!!!!

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

My best friend told me (via drunk test) literally this:

'I tink, I miht just be a lesbiaaanns.. lus ya hznzZxbg'

He's a guy...

[iguanasbecool]

Omg!! This actually happened today. I was delirious from a fever, and I was textin my friend. I said a bunch of weird things but this is my favorite: "I'm gonna go get the pirates and then the IRS is gonna come get you're neighbor. I mole love rats."

[CullenAlice0]

oh yeah i cant wait for breaking dawn i have all books from twilight in my room and i have read all of them in two days and they are not just soo litle but hey and your nephew is really cute i love you BUCK

[ab03tb]

GAY!

[AllyBearLuvsU]

oh my gosh...i drunk texted this girl telling her that we should have a three way with me, her, and her boyfriend hahaha

[xXxRainyGirlxXx]

Well, I've never had "drunk" text. But I was talking to my bf one time and he was trying to have this serious conversation with me, but it was two in the friggin morning and I was half asleep. So I said something like: "No I can't cook that well, unless it's like cake or brownies or meatloaf or whatever...."

[lakupoika]

where the fuck is the scene????

[2teenlobomon]

When me and my boyfriend text I usualy fall asleep three hours in, but one time when I fell asleep, my fingers decided they didnt want to sleep, so I basicly texted my boyfriend while I was asleep, this countinued for about half an hour

[alittleolder]

I wrote to my GF "you do know that my camera takes video right? and that I have alot of frieds on facebook"

[sandrabell0109]

@alittleolder

:D You are so mean

[alittleolder]

@sandrabell0109 Well, you don't know what she did before I wrote that..

[sandrabell0109]

@alittleolder

Ohhhh. no ofense please ;)

I assumed you weren't serious when you wrote that; it sounded like a mean joke.

And sure i don't know what she did, but i assume she deserved it.

Take care. Peace

[valengomez12]

make somthing better

[valengomez12]

really??? make something productive, really!

[richielovesbella]

My worst drunken text was when one time my aunt tried to text me "im at taco bell ill be home in about 10 minutes and if your awake go to bed" but she ended up saying "awake at taco bell ibl bey hom at tacooo belly in 10 tacos g o tooey bell taco" yup im pretty sure she was under the influence of something... Lol

[lcdcjal]

@richielovesbella I laughed so hard at that

[lcdcjal]

@richielovesbella I laughed so hard at that...

[lcdcjal]

@richielovesbella I laughed so hard at that... I hope you saved the message

[cynthiacynical]

I once sent a message to my friend stating I was a cat.

[kleenex1211]

i once sent my brother stupid shit, like aiouyrhoasf.

He then called me and said "Are you drinking?"

Apperently i said "I swear to drinking I'm not god."

[BRKNOTT]

DrunkGuard is the “all-in-one” iPhone breathalyzer app. with a drunk dialing and drunk texting lockdown games plus BAC calculator. Perfect for your drunkin self.

[HPShilli]

What's wrong with you!?

[BaconBeast44]

my worst drunk text was when i added a smiley face the end of a depressing breakup txt

[JJLISIOUS]

once i was like half asleep and i texted my friend "hey chicky mama i love you" she totally like freaked out and was like wtf

[SchrootensteinBF2142]

you queen

[Kaulitzjumbiefan]

i sent a text tht said: ims nerrgglegrew. thats all i know.

[nutsnutsa]

I love you so much <3

[MollinatorRed]

I have problems with Gwenyth Paltrow because she is so GODDAMN CONDESCENDING. Have you looked at much of her website? She was recommending warm winter boots to mothers everywhere...the cheapest pair was $150. Her website reads like it's the greatest thing that's ever happened to mothers since epidurals. Shut up Gwenyth, nobody asked you for your infinite wisdom. Go back to being pretty and mugging for the camera and don't tell us we're poisoning our babies with non organic mac'n'cheese.

[aRoseByAnyOtherName]

I was in Mammoth is the family and my stepmother was DRUNK - AGAIN - and she went outside to have a smoke and ate shit! I started laughing and she just went outside. A few seconds later I got the text "FUCk the sHUt UP!" -- That just gives me a funny story for parties :) + she's the reason I don't drink

[starfl0w3r]

i was half asleep and my brothers had a friend sleep over, and it was the morning, and they all came up to wake me up, because my dad wanted us to go to church, and i had a huge crush on their friend, and i was like, 'dude! ur hot, mary me' and i was half awake so i couldnt tell what i was sayuing, and he was like, ' um no thnx!'

[odalis508]

lifes a piece of shit cuz it always go down da toilet

[dan3meil]

I by accidentally told my crush that my best friend loved him (she did) thinking it was my BFF's twin sister... I was half a sleep

[SummerFinnlove]

i was half asleep and talking to the guy i liked, and i said " doesssss yo moma do meth werwerasd" XDDDD

[RosaVingen]

seriously breath.

i feel stressed,

[faithlovesyou12]

i dont have a phone but i do have a ipod

[GlenHelenGHOfeeder]

Adorable nephew

[mArinAbellA18]

its casual friday so im not wearing a bra.

I LMFAO<3

[GeorgeMaier]

I sent one to my school PE teacher saying 'Babe, you make me erect ;)' - A week later my mum had to go for a meeting to discuss the text message... Most embarrassing moment of my life.

[0xaliciaaa]

i told my friend she wasnt drunk and she responded:

deriouslt, in npt [seriously im not]

and i asked her who she is with. she answered

"cjels, lerri, mrgjan, grace, emm, sammm, ant, nock" which is supposed to be chelsea, kerri, meghan, grace,emma, sam, anthony, and nick.

wow..

[ZaynahOh]

your nephew is PDeffin'P!!!!

[lilmschatter]

my funnyiest text was when i asked my sister who she was with and she said vagina instead of virgina lololololol couldnt stop laughing for hours

love what the buckxxx

[VegimitePwnsAll]

THIS MAN IS BRILLIANT!

[pambamx33]

What is that baby saying?

[MsEmiline]

ITS LIKE KATY PERRY MEETS BONO!

[CAP31d0]

You

Are

So

Gay !!

[Lauuura2442]

@CAP31d0 Don't

Watch

Him

Then !!

[CateyBabe]

OMG am i the only one thats crys from laughing so hard everytime you seebuckly??

[smilesnmn]

is this guy gay

[missstargirl28]

@smilesnmn hahaha i was gonna ask the same question! (hes married so lets hope not) :P

[00Kakkoi00]

@missstargirl28 He's married to a man

[ktmtjv080209]

i sent one to my ex which is weird because i didnt remember his number sober, but i remembered it when i was drunk, i said some thing like "i you fart bitech stupid homo frog." the closest ive come to figuring out wwhat i was trying to say was i hate you bxxxx... the rest is foggy.

[Raineyday1234]

U r awesome and mine that I got was from a friend saying "holy shit my boobs and penis are missing" weird right ya I know! Weirdest thing was she wasn't drunk! She's way to young to be drinking OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i0love0logan]

re u gay

[honeysocute24]

My friend Jennifer was drunk and she was going thru a time where she believed she had no meaning to her life &she decided to use alcohol to "relieve her pain" &so she was texting me saying how no one cares about her how everyone hates her& how her mother (who passed away when she was 10) was in a way trying to communicate with her.

another story was my boyfriend was drunk& he was sending me pictures of him in different colored sunglasses. when i told him the next morning he had no memory of it.

[HailinJune]

Best one I recieved was from my big brother saying "holly fuk I don't take my impersonation pills 2day! Asss"

[leofee]

this vid was one of your really funny ones! keep it up ;)

[dennyfuul]

man boobs ?

[TheSkittles115]

I was half asleep when I texted an old boyfriend saying "im yours" i was trying to send it to my current boyfriend...my ex answered back telling me how much he missed me and how he loved me...in the morning i was wondering why my boyfriend never answered me, well duh he didnt xD!b

[konraeluvz]

the best drunk txt i sent was supposed to say " my ex was realeh nice " but instead i sent " my sex was realeh nice " ... i sent it to my mom she drove to his house and pulled me out the door. talk about bringing my mood down i was pissed. then it broke out to the whole goddamn school and im only fourteen

[ChocolateIsYucky22]

adorable does not even begin to cover your nephew.

[DannisMusicWorld]

my uncle sent me a drunk text saying 'dont forget to shit on the art supplies in the oven and ring the cheeseburger about my ass. the rock is next door. you love sugar'.... i asked him about it and he said that was meant to be for my auntie lmao

[Jessayyeee]

I texted my (ex)Boyfriend telling him how I cheated on him with this man named Matt..I explained our sex to him..I'm a virgin, I've never cheated on anyone, and I don't know anyone named Matt. I can't remember why I did that, I can't remember how we got the alcohol or even remember drinking. I'm 16, I think somethings wrong with me.

[happykiddo1234]

i wrote i love you to my denteist

[odalis508]

@happykiddo1234 haha suka

[MrsLutz14]

omg my little cuzin sings you belong with me and its so cute!!! she has a lisp and its hilarious! lol shes like 4 :) haha

[SquallWilliams]

ma best text messege while i was drunk? i wish to send an "ilove you and i desire ypu" to my exgirlfriend... but send it to my gay friend.. and he answers back "i know you do" o.o!

[hunterxhunterinc]

Can't understand what he is saying which means he's better than Taylor Swift.

ps:HI!!!!!!!

[Strmylyn]

can you do a segment on Eminem and how bad he sucks!!

[1030bumblebee]

@Strmylyn He doe not suck at all! He doesn't rap about sex,drugs,and partying. He raps about life.

[Strmylyn]

HE'S SO CUTE LOL

[nicegal98]

kepp cilicking 6 lol

[Megrigord]

gay ? >< wtf...he look like a shit !! no woman will want him

[xLadyxEx]

awww he's too cute!!!

[StevieLeighStarface]

Glad your Nephew sings Taylor Swift.... My 6 year old Niece sings Ke$ha... This is why me and my sister don't talk that much...

[XeresKyle]

I know your "sexy voice" made some little gay boys bagel tingle XD

[Missrissy97]

tingle in my bagel lmao

[FallenAngelOfRevenge]

i got a text from my exboyfriend when he was drunk. it sayd

"Hey I'm having sex with Lissa" (his exgf)

so i texted him "U R SO DEAD WHEN I GET THERE"

and went i went over to his place he was sleeping on the floor.

[benboom910]

@FallenAngelOfRevenge lol

[Flyintofu]

Katy Perry and Bono?! Uh...

[Doeyize]

i was talking to my friend and she was talking about the song my humps and she said "i dislike my humps"

[MsDeathTheKid]

@Abbytater Haha! Well I mean I think I was half asleep. I can't remember. O.o

[pixiPassion08]

your nephew sounds german..

-___-

he's still sooo freaking cutteeeeeeee

[PikiPooAngel]

your nephew is soooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

a friend of mine sent me this at like 2am:

i reeeaaalllyyyy lik you. but ony as fiend nt a reltinsip. i like pink rdishs 2.

[Bdestainto]

VERY GOOD EPISODE! This is why is sub'! =D

[TheShadow2095]

aaww... sooo cute!!!

um... ive never done drunk txtin

[arhwhydudeum]

I was wondering how a vamp that doesn't drink human blood even gets it up. Cold dick ftl?

[cuteallthewayaround]

Omg your nephew is so freaking adorable! And i might close my eyes for vampire sex:)

[TheRubySlipUps]

OMG! He is soooo cute!!!

Gwenyth ate a cat in Running With Scissors... Just saying

[lilfixit1]

have to agree with paltrow being perfect on glee. Complete redemption in my eyes.

[voletmoonblaze]

hahahaqhahaha u have nice arms!

[bassffman]

I'd rather not see vampire sex. If I wanted to see a sweaty whore and blond fagg. I could just watch Porno.

[HikariSakura100496]

lol go man boobs! i love ur arms! ur nephew is adorable!

[BuriedErect]

I can't wait to see the Twilight sex scene! It better ROUGH. She gets bruises in the books and I want to see it happen here!

[princessmimi1292]

I actually can't wait to see how they do the sex scene in Breaking Dawn, not because I like Kristen or Rob cause they're both ew but because I imagined it one way when I read the book so I hope it meets my limits.

I don't have anything against Gwyneth, especially on Glee and I heard she's coming back!

[SoemValo]

hahaha he is not wearing a bra!!! Manboobs...........

[Blackwarkthephoenix]

omg, buck, I didn't know you were so slender and svelte under that fancy suit top.

[videocritic2463]

is he gay? just wondering.

[kobiroo]

@videocritic2463 Yes he is .

[akonfan111]

@videocritic2463 yes he is

[wanderinggchildx]

"be there or be... smart!"

[Holomonkey]

I got this one from my sister when she was at a party (intended for mom apparently): "Evrythung ok, making sex in bfdhki34." The werid thing is that me and my mom were most concerned about what bfdhk134 was...

[FunkBunnyProductions]

Weird text from my brother asking me if he wanted to have sex. Guy was drunk on Russian Vodka and chowed down like 3 pot brownies. LOVE YA YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH! :D

[imawesome3214]

@pantsgrl55555 yeah they could have. your telling me that you have never watched a movie that you didnt like. your an asshole...

[Eliiizabeth88]

the best text message I ever got was "Last night, I FUCKED AUNT JEMIMA"

[kekoawooden]

@Eliiizabeth88 u perv incest is not ok

[nothin247]

mine is sprint. rumor touch named him ash after Pokemon. yes im a Pokemon freak and i kno im late on this :P

[bee1294]

i cannot stand gwyneth paltron. i really don't even know why. but anytime she comes on screen, i really wanna hit her.

[nogoldfish]

I like Gwyneth Paltrow! I had fundamental issues with the Apple/Moses thing too, but her face is just so damn adorable, and she seems nice (because you can totally tell that about celebrities). Also (secret shame in 3... 2... 1...) I really like Coldplay! So her being married to the front man does tend to boost her in my view! =P

[Sahand420]

i read all the books and i was wondering how they would do the sex scene in the last one. especially since him being a vampire bangs her reaaally hard.

[dunesvbc3]

I was at a party with my friend, and she was drinking. She whispered something to her boyfriend and then came over to me and asked "Whats it called when you're whispering and you're sexting?"

[CherryOnTop97]

LOVE TED WILLIAMS. he is so lucky and I enjoy his golden voice

EW is Hannah Montana

I liked Gweneth

sloppy text: UGH

Heeyy ther girl

you were realy sweet and I wish I would habe stayed longer

i want u

[RayRay2242]

JASPER FROM TWILIGHT WAS ON MY PLANE FROM DENVER TO NEW ORLEANS! hahahahahaha bee jealous! actually i couldnt have cared less because i dont like twilight(:

[pantsgrl55555]

@RayRay2242 if you don't like twilight, you wouldn't have known it was Jasper. Just sayin'. [[And no need to be arrogant]]

[PurrfectPeach]

@pantsgrl55555 Um, what? I know the old lady in Great Expectations was named Miss Havisham. I hated that book. Knowing something about a book doesn't mean you like(d) it. We should appreciate it when someone actually knows what they are bashing - cuz there are a lot of people who talk crap about stuff they know nothing about. Just sayin'.

[RayRay2242]

@pantsgrl55555 i know of him, weather or not i like has no effect on how well i know the characters.

[santasgift73]

cuuute!You should have a new contest where the viewers have to guess what song he is singing.Too adowable.

[MandMadalen]

Mike sent me

[ermzgracieisawesome]

Oh...there is a C-section...*creepy smile*

[Gleelover4ever2011]

Your nephew should have his own record deal!

[AdmirerofMusic]

EW. Kate Hudson.

Once my friend (who was drunk at the time obviously) texted me about...doing things with pudding.

[zapatos2008]

Future star right there, he's already more talented than Justin Biber (and Taylor).

[nubeoxinh]

That kid did really make me smile <3

[BamHomophony]

I think your nephew is much better than Taylor lol

[sara63521]

i dont have a phone

[a2v23a3]

I wasn't drunk I was tired but it started with in still in loaf with yo (meaning: in love with you) and ended with something about a vagina...

Awkard

[TheHollywoodgirl97]

you crack me up buck:)

[ITSURGURLAT]

This new years eve my cousin was at the bar drinking and he texted his little sister she is 14 and we were hanging out and he sent her a text that said "t" we were so confused so she texted "s" and then he said "meet me out side" and he was so waste it was so funny and he said she texted him first but he did and when he tried to prove it he was like "awww my phone is inside" and i was like "didn't you just look at it?" "no" it was right their the whole time lmao

[The93ekonline]

ew gross this vid had an ad at the beginning.

[Vixen4564]

id love 2 hav little flyin babies ^_^ but Imagen da teevin !!! omg fuk dat ;) x

[100richrich]

Buck...i adore you! <3

[allyxroks]

a STAR is born :') loveyou Buck <3

[1RealityVidEo]

Subscribe to me to see my torch my crotch!! Soon as 1RealityvidEo gets 200+ subs Ill do it!

[CookiesawndMilk1234]

:))

[Rocketboyyyy]

buck is sucks

[mdotwilightluver556]

Damn he's a better singer than me! :))

[MinXuanNg]

Hey if Bella is going to the C section , can it be CfV( for vamps

[MileysIphone]

You're cool! XD

[Congest]

Why didn't you dress up for this one?

[Cigolavon2012]

OMG! your nephew is sooooooo cute!

[bobdylan134]

More like a V-section.

[Tba126]

there's a website dedicated to drunk testing!!

TFLN.Com

(tests from last night)

AMAZING!

and love u buck!