Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting

[SuperDevastetor]

I wrote this comment with speech recognition

[ORlGINALMac]

This product is very useful, this guy is a fucking idiot that talks way too much too himself.

He is hooked in with a microphone yet constantly "thanks" his computer, like a fucking idiot. It was funny the first time, then when he constantly kept being a retard it got annoying.

[muhammad15l04l1993]

The windows seven speech recognition program was a lot better, and the Vietnam to write this comment

[JanicekTrnecka]

I totally lost control of my patience after few corrections...and I only watched this video....

(I dont want to see myself using this to write a simple text, not even script / program.. )

[DefeatedElitist]

Input eagles.

[sourcreampuff]

HOW DO U ADD A LANGUAGE IN SPEECH RECOGNITION

[santirock69]

you all do know that you have to teach it how to recognize your tone and pronounciation by reading to it for a while? you can't just expect it to recognise your accents.lol

[jpat8920]

I tpyed this wtih spaech reocnition on vsita..backspace backspace enter enter fuck it

[CatarsisJl]

2007 year guys!!

[res1233]

Quality Microsoft product right here!

[Spunkey1982]

@4:20 PRESSTHEFUKKINNKEYORILLKILLYOU lol

[carlosfnavas]

This is great, I can't stop laughing. hahahahahaha

[DrCStyx]

coding like a boss

[OMGpeopleplease]

Oh dear god I could not do this. After the first 90 secs all I would be doing is deleting god dam it piece of shit f-ing piece of crap.

[MrEhbaw]

THIS IS Fucking pissing off when i use it , it wont listen to me correctly

[The111DooD]

Haha holy shit this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

[zenos700]

Battlefield 2! :D

[piaranaveed1]

i cant believe he fucked his mind for like 10 mins on this shit

[toresbe]

@piaranaveed1 Yeah - I mean, who codes Perl nowadays!

[piaranaveed1]

all he has to say is "hold shift and press I"

[00Elix]

My sides hurt... so funny

[lesliegg1961]

This is hysterical!!! It is exactly my problem, which wasn't as funny. I cried. You took it well. Can I ask? Did it ever get better? Did you keep trying or start trying with a different program? I have been taking the speech tutorials and I usually can't do much with it but I'd like to know if in fact someone is able to. Please respond.Okay?

[LynxLee]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! ROTFL

[TheDarkNomad]

ROFL @ 5:00 !!!!!

"delete would add to the press comma comma delete what a n2 of the loop press comma comma delete wood and two of the press comma comma delete what they end to all of the loop press comma comma"

[StanZebell]

Easy, huh...



[TheFunnyDeaths]

Computer! Give me Warp Speed! Engage!

[keepreal3ti]

ths will make sum1 go crazy!! lol

[NazarNovak]

I laughed so hard man

But still, good soft, a big fan over here :D

[guacareada]

I think you get more frustated making the machine understand than actually typing it.

[MaxikingNimero]

yankee prank to funny -@fuck

this comment has been writen with the microsoft speech recognition

[VIDGAMZGIRL]

Omg this made my day thank u

[ZottelReloaded]

Do you ever heard about a software called camtasia?

[plmnbvcxz1234567890]

@ZottelReloaded "Have you ever heard of camtasia?"

do you ever spake english is your first language?

[ZottelReloaded]

@plmnbvcxz1234567890 I am not a native speaker, no :D

[plmnbvcxz1234567890]

@ZottelReloaded You mean, "I ain't no native talker." lol. Jk, brother ;)

[ZottelReloaded]

@plmnbvcxz1234567890 whatever :D

[alex054739]

lolllllll hahha

[InacioBurr]

"PRESS CAPITAL I

DELETE I

sigh

PRESS

CAPITAL

I

oh jesus fuck"

[HalfEvil333a]

Mirko ? ^^

[Dabrenn13]

That honestly was the hardest I've laughed in ahwile

[cobic9]

PRESS THIS MOTHERF****NG CAPSLOCK YOU SON OF A B**** xD

[joeydb1]

That was efficient...not

[proUnleash]

This made me rofl so hard!

[micro1087]

you probably have a bad microphone

i had a bad microphone when a started using Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition and i had the same problem as u when i but a good expensive microphone for about $30 but it waz on sale for $15 and it worked great for me.

or you did not go thure the take speech tutorial where it gets to know your voice and will type for you better.

if you did all that that means your computer is screwed up

or maybe it means you are screwed up

i don't know only u know!

[Kimber2011]

I start completely losing it a 5:26.

[hal9khal]

Windows made another step in its main purpose to piss off their users.

You lose 10 minutes trying to write 1 line of text and then you just write it manually.

[DreamvoidStudios]

"delete adult scrolls conflict for delete adult conflict for" HAHAHA you killed me man! XD

[nalgaface123456789]

XD

wow

[cupiiid]

its not the computer thats an idiot, dats for tru

[AntonioMike7]

when i go to speech recognition options i just have a message saying :"If you would like to learn more about speech related tools and support from Microsoft, please visit the Microsoft Speech Online Community."

HELP!!

[iFukuyama]

@AntonioMike7 Ask at the Microsoft Speech Online Community, not here, I think they'll be able to help.

[parolemanagercom]

So braindamaged, cant even pronouce distinctive N and M.

[PoseLucas]

this is hilarious

[13VanessaMae]

I have dyslexia, and I used to use that software full-time! Now I use Dragon NaturallySpeaking version 10, preferred, and it's way better than that!! I'm actually writing this comment with it now. I remember my days of using that one full-time, this video made me laugh so hard, because it was exactly like that!

[DanioOoX]

this is the real "how long can you last without laughing"

[Gman2A2]

Dragon naturaly speaking seems to work beter for me

[jzhuo]

hahahaha, "delete ..... comma comma" lol

[bananarockclassic]

5:37 is the best bit

[dx3100]

you had a such a great day!!!!

[pstodiot]

SOSNOOLEY

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

lawl "Delete would add to the press comma comma delete what a N2 of the loop press comma comma"

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

I scroll this conflict... xD

[rampage597n]

wow that was easy

[EAaltv]

i'm roffling badly

[ID345891]

10 minutes to make 4 small lines, hahaha

[SeviRais]

Microsoft trollin'

[DustBunii]

Isn't it so much easier to type? LMFAOO! Technology sucks (:

[DustBunii]

this is hilarious LOL!

[WortkargerKerl]

OMG! Funniest thing today : D

[baudbwoy]

clearly there is to much background noise.

[shamkuzi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[AirtofTan]

ROTFL......i have the same issues when I tried it. It's still funny listening to yourself trying to correct the computer.

[elad12390]

its easier to write.....

[RSObelix]

I want you guys to know that that I just typed this with speech recognition.

It took me over 5 minutes.

Another little something, they didn't improve Windows Speech Recognition when they put it in Windows 7.

It's always a good idea to train your computer in understanding your voice by using the speech recognition training. That sentence, for example, went right, right first go. And that sentence took me another 5 minutes.

It's fun to screw around with windows speech recognition. Don't want more.

[RSObelix]

I did it in 4 minutes :D

oh and the command "Delete That" deletes all you said the last time.

[FrustratedNameSearch]

LOL Voice version of the Newton :)

[mantas1111000]

Damn it, I can't write youtube comments with it.

Now imagine scripting Lua with it. I think Dragon would perform better.

[HalfLife172]

"its pretty amazing"

[hometownhumor]

omg you noob if you talk a little less fast and clearer maybe she would be a goer :)

[DanielHeusburgh]

(Thanks for wasting my time :P

made on Flowers Vista with speech wreck ignition ! capital explain ,;;

[SkaterTaz]

Fukk vista. its goin to be the downfall of us all

[ImReallyTypical]

OMG i was wetting myself with laughter at this!

[lornmoa]

I feel the pain. Thank you for this!

[YamUmMak]

let's all wait until technology advances for this shyyyt, it's too slow haha

[zenmen55]

"This is hopeful than a pool" XD

[lLeoKO]

Speech Recognition it`s so fuking annoying!

[ssjdbz87]

i fucking hate it 

[MrNate3333]

WIN!

[olegv11]

LOWER CASE OPEN

[luisbeck007]

- Hi search on Google Jedi Mind Mouse (then select) video; if you combine that software with voice recognition it will be more useful... The God of Humanoid Robots :-)

[link48010]

Actually it works rather well, but this is still funny as hell. "this is not helpful"

[roadmonitoroz]

Pretty amazing ? How about pretty hilarious ?

I just installed some software called tazti speech recognition. It let's you give commands to your computer. It's not for dictation. It struggles with m & n as well.

[nukerstylez]

EPIC



[combatantrcs]

This is the funniest f-ing video I have ever seen. Ive had it bookmarked for 10 months now! :D

[mrterry0086]

LOL I wrote this with Windows speech recognition! It's a pain in the butt.

[SstalkerS]

ROFL ROFL ROFL AND 5 CAKES TO MY LAUGHING ASS ABOUT TO BLOW UP, IM CRACKIN' UP...........

[RidgeRacerLord]

i sense a failure in logic. If you tell it to stop listening, it cant hear when to start listening! That may be for the best if it worked logically.

to fix your INFO problem, it seemed to work "okay" when you said PRESS CAPITAL I.

[Male12368]

YouTube's transcribe system has the same result.

[katdool456]

LMFAOOO!!!

Where do you go to open this!!??

[rockmyworld24]

I had to use speech recognition for almost a week in my computer class. We weren't allowed to touch the mouse or keyboard! After 10 minutes into the first day i was screaming at the computer. My teacher just laughed at me because it kept writing hippopotamous or however u spell that...

[Amr0Essam]

OMG thats CRAZY hahaha

[LAURYNAS1337]

well I didn't use Vista Speech Recognitio but I see that Win7 Speech Recognition ir more improved ;D (i'm typed ir with speech Recognition)

[DarkWarp1011]

xDDDDDDD

I'm under my table man xDDD

[drworm1555]

Even then, Vista's voice recognition was still better than Youtube's.

[MoonlightUnicorn09]

Lol : D

I did not know pc's can be cockey i was pms XD

[THEVOO2OOCHANNEL]

that tutorial is awful

[salderon007]

ITS SO FUNNY ITS NOT ACCURATE THINK YOU

[LAPLEOPEREZ]

how cool i play wow too

[sailormoonie44]

Stop saying thank you.... seriously? It's like youre trying to piss yourself off

[McPfoot]

I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT DAVE

[PaleHearse]

I"m not sure what was funnier.. the fact that it was typing your asides or that it was misspelling them. I'm dying here!... Make it stop.. lol

"It's pretty amazing"... lol

Thanks for posting that.. great fun.

[michael196]

Oh man, great video, pretty funny!

[Krurnosai]

Speech recognition is so wonderful xD

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

you suck at it :P

and I've used it allot

[lost619]

how did u get urs to work? Iv tried training it and training it and it just doesnt wanna type what i say. its quicker to type.

[MarkUK316]

ROFLFLRLLFOFLFFLF

[granger721]

isnt that like sooo easy?

[Joxu609]

lol

[sigmar1994]

I got vista but i dant have the Windows Speech Recognition

[GdowProductions]

"I'm gonna kill somebody"

[umageddon]

ROFL

[spleenblender]

Nice try, mush mouth.

[Rpahut1]

It works!! ))

[Olli120]

@Rpahut1 kinda.. :)

[bintintanalexis]

i can't sop laughing :)) press n or i'll fuckin kill you =) haha 5 stars dude

[Lukaz1989]

OMFG THATS SO FCKING FUNNY!!

[UncoiledOuroboros]

OMG this sort of thing happened to me while I was playing with my Speech Recognition too. Except now every time I speak it keeps turning itself back on even though I say nothing remotely similar to "Start Listening"

My comps an ACER too. I wonder if it has anything to do with anything. Great vid though. Made me laugh. I'm definatly saving it for if I need another good laugh.

[DemiSouls]

Man, this is the funniest thing I've seen since a long long time!

[AL3J4NdR001]

@DemiSouls

well, you are fucking pathetic then

[SnorkyTheInept]

Maybe this guy would have had better luck if he had spoken more slowly and clearly. His impatience (and the marbles in his mouth) are his biggest problem here, from what I can tell.

[TrolloftheTube]

lmao I can't believe you actually bought this @#$%.

I'm sure today's tech is better.

[TickedOffLIterally]

TOO BAD I didn't see this BEFORE buying

"Talk It Type It2" WASTED my money...off to learn more about Dragon! LOL

[ericclone]

This is hilarious!! A true genius, dude!

[robztrue]

Holy moly this literally made me LMAO!

[gcash2009]

this is hilarious :D i love it... havent had a good laugh like this in a long time :D

[SpongeSebastian]

"None of the fuck as a@like you like your windows" XD LMAO!

[Seph976]

This voice recognition isn't that bad, in fact of using it right now... It works better for commands then for actually typing messages...

[Mufasa331]

omg this is funny

[pumaile]

watch?v=Id5NSoqx5L4

[greatballzoffire1990]

this is the best video i've seen on youTube yet!! hahaha

[gofish8195]

open (INFO would add to the press,, delete what a N2 of the loop press,, delete wood and two of the press,, delete what they end to all of the loop press,, because worse if Fido delete delete... I could watch this all day! :D

[gofish8195]

This is probably the funniest vid on Youtube... Every bit is hilarious!

[gofish8195]

"lower case open"... 'lower case open' "thats helpful" 'the helpful' :D

[gofish8195]

"select all"... 'you will cycle fleet'! this thing makes me laugh :D

[gofish8195]

" thank you... oh 'thank you' dont do that" 'dont dont you think you' haha! :D

[gofish8195]

haha lol "delete 'adult scrolls conflict for' "... 'adult scrolls conflict for delete adult scrolls conflict for' " delete 'adult scrolls conflict for delete adult scrolls conflict for' " rofl! :D

[kingdomheartsvids]

lol at 5:12 : open (INFO would add to the press,, delete what a N2 of the loop press,, delete wood and two of the press,, delete wht they end to all of the loop press,, because worse if Fido delete delete

[burger414]

ROTFL this video had me in tears of laughter!!

[Chronon]

I am dying of laughter!!!!

[moheyelbaz]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[boiswatching]

hilarious

[cronin101]

haha

"it's pretty amazing"

[ArnoldVeeman]

to show you how easy it is...

WHAHAHAHA!!!

Jeeezzz, microsoft...

[LightsEShadows]

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH ROTFL !!! He told you bad words ! :-)

[LightsEShadows]

seems that Computer tell you and Windows to going to f.... off... AH AH AH Look from 5:25. Too much fun !!! :)

[Helenka999]

hehe:)))) i am doing this right now with my computer , lol, feels like I got a new doggie :D:D:D:D

[verathewaitress]

OMG this video is H I L A R I O U S.

Try using voice recognition to transcribe things like rap music video jargon or New Orleans slang. Fucking yikes.

[hylozoik]

=O)))

[MrShoy]

I laughed out loud seriously!

Info and alert of lost.. :D

[LeopardFrogPilboxhat]

Open (INFO, '- )

None of the fuck as a@

[visiskajslaptaj]

guy, why dont you used copy and paste for thise INFOs? i d maybe do that

[crazychri1]

that was funny

[BlackFangOO7]

that was funny and sad at the same time.........

and no it wasn't easy!!

[Gazareth2000]

tbh its not that bad... u gotta think how hard a piece of software like this is to make...

[tomdulum]

omg I would have smashed my fucking pc..

[LagMasterSam]

LOL. Man, I forgot how funny this video is.

[vpensast]

that was easy.txt hahahahahhaha yeah, right!!! funny! poor guy!

[Chaofapro]

shift i, sorry if someone have mentioned it... I just started using it again after a long time.

[dbacksdude]

i've seen that at least 20 times and it's still funny. it really makes you lol.

[goford90]

i wonder i they fixed the Speech Recognition problem in windows 7

[MapleStoree]

lmao

[tetracanthus]

I got half way through, before I just could not go any further.

What a crappy piece of software.

[broooooka]

havent laughed that hard in a while.

[puchodog1977]

that was soooooo funny

[ltmt999]

Finally, someone who knows what I go through at work! I use a thing called the Talkman for simple numerical commands. You can tell these programs are doing their best to please you, but when you've got work to do, it's insanely frustrating.

[tktones]

its way worse with a kiwi accent..

[Hellboy448]

"like you like your windows!

"input eagles"

hahaha

[grogtgs]

It just keeps getting funnier.

[grogtgs]

LOL thank you. Thanks for a laugh