#349 Inspired

[sowhatnowhere]

I sometimes sleep as if I'm in a hammock...yeah, this doesn't bode well. Usually I wake up and all my extremities are numb asleep, which is followed by that horrid tingling, static sensation. This is really bad if say nature calls or the phone rings because you're basically incapacitated for a few minutes. Lesson learned: don't cross your legs and fold your arms behind your head for even just a midday nap.

[Bo3azozq8]

i really want to imagine you shouting in high voice ;p

[MikhaelaFifaela]

I'm a "Yearning Foetus" Haha, ew. It just sounds gross.

[KRA3030]

So I read the article.... here's a part that I had to read a few times over...

Professor Idzikowski said: "Lying down flat means that stomach contents can more readily be worked back up into the mouth, while those who lie on their back may end up snoring and breathing less well during the night.

I thought the working back up into the mouth was strictly for grass-eaters....

[TheMariemc]

A suggestion. Give up coffee after 5 pm. If that doesn't work give it up after 4 pm. If that doesn't work; no coffee, no diet coke, no Dr. Pepper after 2 pm. You get it. It could be the caffeine that's the problem. Also go for long walks in the fresh air -- at least 45 minutes. Maddie will be thrilled.

I'm speaking from experience. I LOVE coffee and have to stop at 5 pm. I don't go to bed 'til midnight but I still have to stop early. Double darn. Sweet dreams.

[lindseyyxox]

i as well am a freefallingfeotus

awesome

[pinksheetmillions]

Starfish just isn't all it's cracked up to be.

I really like it when a wake up in the middle of the night and I cant move my arms and they're all tingley like.

I feel quite defensless, and I'm not fond of the feeling I get when my arms come back to life.

Now that I've confirmed all these things are true about me, Starfish guy, I'm thinking I need to invent a new sleeping position.

Something with some serious gumption.

[Yourebuying]

There's likely an underlying cause for this increase in that particular behavior.

One underlying cause is the fact that it's generally acknowledged for any man with half a brain that modern legislation gives virtually NO incentive for men to get married or even enter a common law partnership.

That's obviously not the greatest factor involved but undoubtedly a prominent one.

[Yourebuying]

Furthermore, I've noticed in the last few years how modern media is manipulated and attempts to frame certain issues to the best possible benefit of the state.

Scare tactics and derision are common themes when attempting to coerce a certain demographic.

They criticize men as well for being increasingly reluctant - as mentioned to get married. In spite of the fact that poses more liabilities than benefits.

[CERVANTESALEX]

sounds like my nephew....do you know him. haha.

alexthecop

[Dog480]

I think they call guys like that Italians. And just a suggestion; maybe you would sleep better if you bought a bed to go with your cool chair.

[projectblogsphere]

I'm a HalfStarfishYearningSolderFetu­s type sleeper. Wow. Never thought I'd ever use those words in the same sentence.

"we should be able to tell our bodies to just... stop it!" - LOL!

"man babies" - LMAO!

[SimpsonDG]

I didn't realize I was required to sleep in one of those six basic positions.

[janarosem]

Perma-dude and Man-babies. LOL!! Awesome-a-lotta!

[SilverStarFilms]

I am also a freefalling/featus. But I also log on occasion.

[file83]

I am a permadude myself. Are you a permachick?!?

[Jackle61]

Did you find your new cupcake supplier yourself,, or did you have an advance scout team search out the ultimate California cupcake shop?

[SeeBillyRun]

nice intro - tabla! - i have a tabla... don't know how to play em' but they're cool nonetheless.

[mickeybabbe]

It's been several months since I said these words, " I love you". Thanks.

[DamienSteel]

You dated a Peter Pan? Sorry to hear about that. They are also good at holding down furniture so it does not float away. :)

[onexero1]

permadude

[jdjdbig]

Inspiring and insightful, you're one of a kind

A sleep deprived vlogger with a beautiful mind

[specialmousenz]

The best yet Brigitte. Hahahaha "Permadude" did you think of that?

[sisigwithrice]

im happy my super negative vibes video didnt bring you down! :D

cheers on this episode, your place is becoming more and more furnished by the day ^_^

[wezz84]

omg this is crazy i actualy came to the conclusion today about this and called myself peter pan, so friggin weird!

-Frederick

[jpaulholl]

haha. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

[InWonderland122]

I am also a frefalling fetus. sweet.

[jeffreycalilung]

I'm not a Peter Pan, but I am a Toys "R" Us Kid.

He who dies with the most toys wins.

[WindEnergy]

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

WE

[jeffreycalilung]

I'm not a Peter Pan, but I am a Toys "R" Us kid. He who dies the most toys wins.

[lmcclurk]

What does it mean if you have a personality of a soldier but sleep freefall?

[ShortFilmTexas]

Where do you get those incredible cupcakes?

[joefileman]

The starfish position is fine until you wake up beside one of them WITH A HAND ON YOUR FACE! LOL!! ehehe ^_^; Nice video.

[BraceFaceResponds]

who sleeps like a "log"!? i tried it just now, and it doesn't seem comfortable!

[daisytree1]

I wondered that same thing.

[BraceFaceResponds]

and the crazy thing is that it's the 2nd most preferred(?) sleep position at 15%! to me, it's more like torture. maybe it's a way people punish themselves for being awfully bad that day, but just don't have the time to give themselves proper punishment at the end of the day because they're too tired and realized they can administer the punishment while they're sleeping.......for at least 6-8 hours.

[axelasdf]

@BraceFaceResponds

I think it has something to do with the sound of sawing. "ZZZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZZZZZ"

[Triwood1973]

Haha...But Peter Pans do have a free and tolerant waitress/cook/housekeeper!...O­ops! I meant mother! :P

[TheyROutThere]

1. Cupcake was torture. Man that looked good.

2. The log position picture was hilarious.

3. LOL at you having dated Peter Paaa....I mean PermaDudes.

[Lunerrrrs]

starfish here! ^_^

[NCDan]

That was a fine looking cup cake.

[iberollin]

Always good. That's really rare.

[OmniNorth]

Very charming as usual.

[Dall5000]

I got "The yearner". So it's basically a sleeping horoscope.

[starship333]

Awesome CAKE!!!!! ( Would i just like one of those! :)

[XTC7775]

lol...good at pants...I oddly know exactly what you mean...great vid!! xoxox Staci

[mft1234]

funny. You're great.

"this is kind of awkward because we've dated."

Excellent video!

[kleeklai]

~I'm a Yearning Foetus?

I guess that's better than

being a Peter Pan Perma Dude

(I think...)

[nbwulf]

Permadude... love it.

And it seems I'm a log slash starfish.

Cheers... J.

[Prence]

I hope all guys are good at pants!

I hate to see the ones that arrent.. lol

[cheekychen]

Hey Bill <3

[adjfkljdsafj]

your hot