The Most Useless Machine Ever

[ruttabl1]

It needs troll face in the end of the finger!

[55varian]

lmfao so awesome. It's obviously not useless because it just got this guy over a million views lol

[04TherafF11]

Thumps up if the machine wasn't as useless as this coment.

[Krisztian5HUN]

sloooooooomoooooo

[MrFrodoF]

Its ninja cat machine!

[littlebighank]

That looks like so much fun............and then the anger!

[bullet71000]

hahhahahhahahahahah

[checko5555]

BEST MACHINE EVER!!!

[thegreatkoua]

might good for those kids something to keep busy

[steveqhr]

kapcsold ki... :D

[aftermath0]

i gotta have one



[Speedhog22]

i see,this machine hates his live so hi made self kill :D

[TheAgh89]

you can use it as a clock =)

[Onthebay3636]

I actually want one!!

[ejkoechling]

funny

[Wolf171296]

:D



[MagpieEpicdude]

THUMBS UP if no one can keep it on for about a day IMPOSSIBLE TASK XD

[BtizeF200]

slow mo at the end was so unnecessary but funny.

[funniestdumbest]

OOOOO!!! How can i make one?!?!?!?

[seppirama]

I want one!

[THISISAVERYCOOLNAME]

haha where can i get 1?

[AzariahKyras]

Apple: challenge accepted!

[hylton11]

I built one of these in Minecraft.

[TheMegaVanny]

you turn it on to turn it off lol XD

[ANDREWSLETSPLAYS]

that thing is actualy kinda cool ( :

[Tgtopsecret1]

STOLEN!!!

[havebordben]

MUST HAVE!!!

[imfromtambunan]

dear god is there no escape

[Diamond232PL]

Dear santa...

[manospao1]

i believe this machine is usefull as much as i believe barcelona sucks......omg this machine is really useless...

[StephenWebb1980]

how is that useless? You could keep an overly chatty parrot quiet for hours with that thing. 

[ineveraskedfor]

my invention to this:

-add an inscription "Do not touch"

-when switch clicked plays random phrases from watch?v=yOZFGVjS-Tk

-closing up

-explodes

[LadyboyAgogo]

reverse the polarity and the machine will turn itself ''on'' then you might be onto something

[eventfularse]

@LadyboyAgogo IMPOSSIBRU!

[xyntota]

Still more useful than my brain

[DansComedy11]

i ended up throwing mine through the window and hit my neighbor hes gonna need stiches

[Xiety]

@rcbif101 - How much would it cost for you to build me one of these?

[AmicitiaAeterna]

I WANT ONE Q^Q

[meeetallicaaaa]

how many of these do u have ?



[rcbif101]

@meeetallicaaaa - Zero. They all have new homes. I've made 5 I think though.

[meeetallicaaaa]

@rcbif101 what this thing called?

[JerichoCasio]

@rcbif101 I WANT ONE PLEASE



[shotgun142]

Tape the box down and show the machine who's boss.

[roxzey3]

this video makes me so depressed...

[Andronizer]

LOOOOOOOOL!!!

[Bosha92]

hahahahahaha



[oldGnRrocks1]

But...... can you blend it?

[MrJuanface]

is this a finger box

[ssw1066]

its not useless that machine could keep me interested for hours



[TC07TC]

If every machine could do that ;O

[deathinquisition]

I don't know why but I want one of these!

[Sambysoe]

Its not useless, you can use it to make a video on youtube called "The Most Useless Machine Ever"

[technogothika]

The most useless use of slow motion too :P but cute machine:)

[BloodSkorpion]

give it to some blonds and see what happens ;)

[felipetotora]

why???????

[DopePowa]

where can i buy one of these ? , please someone send me a link

[DopePowa]

LOL

[STEEZisNOTHING]

Sign of the times..

[moofresh1]

Got here from Titanic footage.

[im0rtalpunk]

it's not useless it's stash for weed!

[iNegati]

GREAT GREAT GREAT

[WKRPinCINN]

watching this helps me to not masturbate.

[hourendous42]

I think im getting tired...im laughing at this much harder than i should be...

[dannyab3]

lmao

[TimpBizkit]

Go away I'm sleeping!

[SolarisBlitz]

I LOVE IT.

[piafounet]

but...it's funny. could easily be seen in an old carton

[Caeoij]

How can I get one?!

[FireUpThePyroMania]

click 9 to see the troll pulled down.

[RHYMePRIMe]

HAHAH

[pacecanshuffle]

kinda of LOL'd at this :(

[fur911]

I need it...

[tiffaries47]

that machine will keep me entertained for hours

[EPIKHighLovefly]

what happens if you hold the switch

[Whatdipisit]

I really need to get me one of these things. It would come in handy you know?

[LOGIC42369]

a wild boxmaker flips the swith to 'on'...

its not very effective

[mdethbr]

you should make more and put 'em on eBay. seriously

[carturd95]

There's an app for this.

[Mr420rush]

That would entertain me for so long

[OwenTheGamer20]

How much??????

[Simonthecool]

Where can I buy it?

[outlaw82t]

ah ah ah ah ah!

[stickmanpwner64]

Holy crap, why am I laughing so hard?

[brobot1337]

me: -flicks on switch-

machine: -flips switch to off-

*2 hours later*

me: D:< why wont you turn on!?!?!?!

machine: because I'm saving energy :D

[MrKuba105000]

Useless, but awesome. ;)

[UltimaDX]

WOOOUUUUAAOOOO, fantastic !

[MrMethadrine]

Troll box?

[IEvildevilI]

Tutorial to how make? .-.

[getalife140]

i was laughing my head off. funny

[TheRottenburger]

now equip it with a lightsaber

[quittix3]

Lol hold it on

[Scatertom1]

Yes, i'm powered by electricity, NO you can't turn me on.

[1KillerQueen1]

just one question: WHY?

[OMBIC]

yer, i could make use out of this wen im between dungens loooool

[Pikachu980pwner]

Wanna turn it on? Troll finger thinks otherwise!

[BandGeek1821]

Do want :D



[constachugga]

wanna know how to keep an idiot entertained?

[raikou889]

that would keep me entertained all da on a saturday when im grounded :D

[Xunmatio]

The war nobody will ever win

[NovaRoadshow]

Where can i buy this from ?? :D

[nickpulyk512]

can i have it



[himckenzie]

Is it sad that I"m entertained by videos of this for hours?

[akosipatrick02]

Troll Machine

[davichococat]

Looks like Windows

[onzi88]

I want one



[soapypsb]

From the machine's perspective, that "ON" actually says "NO"

[90sfanforever]

We should send that box to the government with a note that reads IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS attached.

[rustyATV]

YESSSS!!

[micsoda00000]

XD

[30064michelle]

Looks like fun :D

[Inabj2]

I found your problem.

You see, from the little lever's point of view, the Word ON, reads more like NO. So it is only doing as its instructed. Every time you flick it to the ON position the little lever wakes up and reads NO, and reacts accordingly.

[16BitTerror]

woah. slow-mo switch pressing. trippy dude...

[Aduleten]

in an ironic way this machine demonstrate us about the planned obsolescence that any machine have nowadays

[AceGamingProductions]

if i didn't know that was going to happen and i just curiously pressed it, i would probably take a shit in my pants

[y0nd3r]

I am still, chuckling that is completely awsome! SHUT that shit off! Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!

[popeyroach]

if i had one of these I'd end up breaking it by trying to find ways to keep is switched on

[LightDarkNinja]

that box is trollin you...umad?

[marketellica]

@LightDarkNinja hahahaha.

[yasan11]

it's like it is saying 'Leave me alone bitch' xD

[rosebud204]

its a war...

me:eee

it:err

"eeee,rrrr,eeee,,rrr,eee,rrrr,­eeee,rrrr,eee,rrr,eee,rrr,eee,­rrre,eee,rrr,eee,rrr,eee,rrr ect- (for 4 hours)

[D0OMZDAYZ]

Its a scaled model of 2 roomates who fight when one of them is drunk and wants the light turned off

[1unisol1]

Now build on with an equivalent reaction to off and you'll have a perpetuum mobile. xD

[chris1983hendrikx]

toevallig op internet gekocht ? :-)

[pec25]

I WANT IT

[brockn613]

i could do this forever and not get bored

[Shaprika]

This just made my week.

[spiderwickfreak]

hahahahahahaha



[MarioWars]

why the fuck did you upload this 3 times

[rcbif101]

@MarioWars - They are all different boxes, though there are 2 vids of the same box I believe. They were to show the people interested in the auction for these exactly what the box looked like.

[MarioWars]

@rcbif101 oh.

[TheKuroundertaker]

@rcbif101 are you willing to sell these? and if so for how much? i'd be willing to pay....oh......15 bucks .......20 dollors......fine 30 final offer......deal $50 cash....

[MrGametester1000]

Want!



[TitanicMasta]

It's a machine that saves energy by turning itself off.

[Cocktails83]

I want one!

[1v1atrix]

TeLL ME HOW TO MAKE IT :D

[dimitrije993]

Chuck Norris once turned this machine on, and it's still on.

[BlaineBingham]

Another useless invention is an ashtray on a motorcycle.



[saytar98]

@BlaineBingham not useless its great for 3rd degree burns

[SnMkiller]

lol



[acidjoker21]

Chuck Norris Once Had One Of These When Chuck Norris Turned It On The Robot Ran Away

[Bananaman2021]

i want that machine

[irishthetank]

i want it on

[pmk4343]

Machine : stop turning me on !!

[TheMikeinator997]

@pmk4343 Man : But i want to turn you on!! :(

[Oinksterify]

hahaha i would be like god damn it stop it!

[slightlyfloored]

I LOVE IT!!!!!

[Dmpleopard]

Haha! This would be the end to my boredom xDD

[ifroad33]

i want one.

[DavidS7421]

it makes a funny sound lol

[2andahalfmendetl]

I want One for christmas xD

[Micmaciti]

wow a woman machine ....

[XDproductions212]

Hows the arm go back in if it turns itself off?

[Superwooooot]

@XDproductions212 Elastic band

[coolasice420]

wtf is that

[caralynn1995]

where can i get one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bos4711]

Where do I buy this wonderful machine?

[angelas65]

I had this machine like you, until i took an arrow to the knee.

[Dillman502]

They the chosen one will be able to defeat the evil spirit in the box, turn the switch permanently on, bringing world peace.

[SuperAppleSauce521]

is it sad that id be intertained by that for hours.

[alpinemanlover]

@SuperAppleSauce521 your not allone :)

[TriicKShoTz1]

Who else is high? >:D

[LilFayne6]

0:10 is my favorite part

[xxUltimateAnimexx]

How do you make these!!??

[cloudssystem]

but will it blend?

[VKsAkille]

che figo ahahaha

[DrGengar]

I'm throwing money at my screen BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

[TheDeckinator]

No it's not, it's very entertaining.

[SnakeJack93]

Troll machine

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

should have this a fake light switch or something

[tablatronix]

This thing needs to be hooked up to the lights in a room , then add a random delay to the "thing".

[Ale7it]

It's just tired, doesn't wanna work

[MrGordoEd]

the slow motion part it's just so inspiring, useless or not I'd buy one of this things

[NewWaysMusic]

It represents me trying to have sex with my wife.

[halldor7913]

i used to make useless stuff like this...... but then i took an arrow to the knee