Dane Cook SlipnBleed

[Andrew127100]

@kalisparcle i know i was trying to get the ipad get it

[234689ify]

sssssss! OW!! THE ROCKS ROLF!!

[TheRoflCopterxx]

10 people didnt wear the pad

[mus1cify]

the way he talks reminds me of shia labuff ♥

[shinyshinx76]

why does Dane cook have green hair

[OmgItIsLizzy]

9 people didn't wear a pad..

[Rider3012]

9 people are fags and have no life

[budmator]

ow



[crysisgamefan2]

enough with the god damn

# of dislikes did/had/need/ shit like that... its just annoying

[cwell2010]

slip and bleed from the anussss

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

Lucky I was wearing that pad xD

[MrBlam62]

9 peoples dads did not check for rocks

[ueg97]

thank god for that pad he was wearing

[kevinfire50]

DUD LMAO YOU ARE A COMEDY LEGEND XD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Lugialover009]

8 people need a slip n' bleed from the anus. kthnxbai.

[Kittywasnotherex3]

8 people need to BLEED FROM THE ANUS!!! o-o bye ;}

[brotherjames10]

8 people were not wearing that pad

[sonic09ification]

SLIP AND BLEED FROM THE ANUS NOW AVALIBLE IN EMO SUICIDE EDITION

[SnowyMeadowSkies]

I always said to people who hated something,"If you hate it,then you must be god damn stupid if your going to watch it."

[darkfairyhauntsu]

they should call it bleed from the !@#$%^&*

[prunt23]

I really don't get why people laugh at Dane Cook, he's about as funny terminal cancer.

[HaloGodOfOlympus]

@prunt23 Wow. You suck.

[prunt23]

@HaloGodOfOlympus so that makes Dane Cook funny?

[batmanfan21000]

@prunt23 you need terminal cancer

[prunt23]

@batmanfan21000 and that's makes Dane Cook funny how?

[batmanfan21000]

@prunt23 you just plain have no sense of humor you turd douche

[superhappyfunguy1]

@prunt23 hes funny to people who have a GOOD sense of humor

[Falcon82466]

@prunt23 I'm just taking a shot in the dark.. but I'm guessing you hate dane cook because you're girlfriend or a girl you wish you had is in love with dane cook and you're just jealous of him, so you bash on him in general... just sayin'

[prunt23]

@Falcon82466 oh my god....wow you've got it spot on, i bow to your mighty insight. i don't know anyone in my life who thinks Dane Cook is funny, in fact most the people i know think "he's a boring joke stealing hack with no talent" to quote my brother. shall I take a wild shot in the dark? You hit puberty about three years ago, as such your mind and sense of humor is still pretty much that of a child. You have a huge ego, this means that you can't under why somebody else doesn't think like you.

[Falcon82466]

@prunt23 first off refer to what SnowyMeadowSkies said on the comment above yours and below this one. and wow you must really live in a cave.. cuz I know for a fact I can walk up to any random person, whether I know them or not and ask them if they like dane cook, and I'm more than sure 80% of the people I ask will say yes. I hit puberty like 5 years ago btw, nice shot though. I may have a huge ego, but not one big enough to watch a video of something/one I don't like just to bash on it. gf

[prunt23]

@Falcon82466 if you count the UK a cave just because we haven't yet imported the simpleton running around a stage blabbering like a child that's consumed too much sugar, then I'm pretty happy to live in a cave. you seem to think i hate Dane Cook, I don't, but i have to hate anyone i don't think's funny right? this video was linked in the suggested video segment on youtube, so i watched it. You think that 80% of people agree with you without any proof, wow your ego's bigger than i thought.

[lezly321]

*laughs* watch this mom! lol!!! owww nooooooooo ahhhh!! lol

[iL0veMybFFL]

i love dane cook's laugh :P

its like 'heh heh heh'

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[Inukumaru]

0:23.....where it all makes us piss our pants. XD

[shadowhedgehogrulz]

Why the hell does Dane have green hair......?

[Maddie0520]

why does he have green hair lolz

[connorblue1]

check for rocks and....

[dorigzz]

THUMBS UP FOR THAT AWESOME GUY THAT CLAPS 0:40

[slyrocks3]

Yeah, it would've been fun, if dad had checked for ROCKS before he laid this thing down.

"Hey, mom watch this!"

Pmf!" AHH! OHH! NOO!"

Luckily I was wearing that pad!

XD omg so freaking funny!

[IrenaTheWiccan]

Uh...Dane...why were you wearing a pad? o.o

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

@IrenaTheWiccan Dane Cook...Is a very complicated man...O_o...And I think he was dropped as a baby...O_o

[chaossmash64]

@IrenaTheWiccan watch his other skit 5 sisters and you'll find out why

[ginny2harry]

Slip and bleed from the AANNNUSS! LOL

[nickk0987]

hey mom whatch this ahhhhhh lol

[headgurl2076]

LOL

[theskye101]

I'm glad i didn't have a slip n bleed. I had a slip n slide

[seany16rs]

lmfaooo ! dane cook for presidet , thumbs up if you agree

[CelloChick14]

Slip and bleed from the AAAAANUS! LOL xD

[Lugialover009]

@taylormusicmaker Yes....ROFL!

[taylormusicmaker]

aren't pads for girls

[JstGoinForIt]

omg. i feel so bad for him. i did that once but i was on my stomach. i effing sucked.

[kayloLovesLennon]

Slip N Bleed from the AAAANUS

[JackrulezProductions]

LOst my fucking breath

[iceeman931]

im crying cuz im laughing too hard XD

[JokerLoverGirl4ever1]

Slip 'n bleed through the aaaaaaaanus.

[Teamwavytv]

that dane cook is so so funny or TDCISSF

[kalisparcle]

luckly i was wearing that pad! LMFAO

[fatsix89]

@kalisparcle haha!!

[Andrew127100]

@kalisparcle which pad

[thepie795]

@Andrew127100 um period pad cuz he had five sisters so he wore a pad to fit in 

[Sc8terKn18]

ROFLMAO!

[Insanity2222]

frikn priceless

[MrBansheeguy]

lmfao luckily i was wearing this pad ;) hahahaa

[maskor0ade]

i still have the scar from my slipnslide....except i got the shark style one, but no, it didnt make the pain anyless horrid

[Skate4life020]

you posted this on my birthday!!!

what a present! XD

[dinohugs]

^-^ LOL

[comicman11]

holly shit that is funny

[flamekeepr]

I like that you did lip synching to the stick animation. That must have took a while to do.

[luoana097]

slip and bleed from the anuus!watch this mom\1ahhh!nooo!uhhh!XD omg awesome!

[luoana097]

slip amd bleed from the anuuuuuuuuuuus!watch this mom!ahhh!no!ohhh!waaaahahahaha­ha!s'mone!!!

[cantstopwontstop123]

hahaa k

[cantstopwontstop123]

lmaoooooo why was he wearing a pad in the first place

[SpeedzterZ6]

lol

[racer07]

cause in is jokes about his FIVE sisters. ahh, just go look it up, it'll explain why. dane cook - five sisters

[texaslax4]

I like the yell he does at 0:28.

Dane is hilarious.

Slip and bleed from the aaaaaan-is what he should have called it.

[Purplebabe1619]

what pad?

[williamvalera]

Watch this mom! AHH!!!!!! NO!!

[tedfeezy617]

slip and bleed from the aaaaaanus

[Champeta50]

luckly i wuz wearing that pad

[rockzter20]

LMFAO!!!

[darklink594]

realy im doing it im freakin scared

[rayis2slow]

sleep n bleed from the aaaanus

[shortiee109]

That "NO" face is soooo fuckin funny

[RawrBarf]

I've done that before.

It hurts.

D;

[flipinay22]

"luckily i was wearing that pad" (:

[bluestar443]

lol. Dane Cook TOTALLY needs a pad! lol. j/k!

[shortiee109]

That "NO!!!!" face is soooo funny

[nightglider767]

that happended to me i got my knee cut open and had to get stitches

[countsmegula]

This is what I based my slip n slide vid on!

This very video!

[justcdog]

this is so awesome!

[randomeness1123]

1 time i got on a slipnslide and there was a wasp that wudnt move and i got stung

[naruhini4ever1]

i cant fucking breath because i was laughing so hard god his fucking funny

[ihearthpdr]

LOL

[conan5567]

lolllllllllllllllll

[hellothere25]

so why is his hair green???

[a84635]

he is so fucking funny and he was funny in good luck chuck 2

[tabiaisme]

that was hilarious!!!! hahahaha

[evilresidence4]

s;i[p

[tommy3340]

I was like

"Watch this Mom! *slides* NOO!" Luckily I was wearing that pad!! LMAO. xD

[LAYADR]

SLIP N SLIDE FROM THE ANUS!!LOL!!

[naruhinacool]

uhhhhhhh devilyweevles youll know when ur older

[boxainbrads12]

lol slip and bleed from the annnnnnus

[DevilyWeevles]

WHAT IS THE PAD?!?!?

[heyyguys08]

luckily i was wearing that pad lmao

[Jericka01]

wtf y he hav green hair??? lol

[leney07]

that pad thingy was gross but its sooooo funny

[XxsodaXxpopXx35]

he became a woMan

[Mosher2112]

Watch this mom! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! lmao!!

[lonewoulf239]

lol

[Scariestkiller]

its like ass armor

[mysterynick]

LMFAO armor! for ur ass!!!! GENIUS!

[Scariestkiller]

lol

[HeroofTime42]

LOL

[Scariestkiller]

Lawl indeed

[weloveLandSERJ]

referance to another 1 of his acts. He had 5 sisters and would wear a pad just to fit in.

[thekilla461]

lol "luckly i was wearing that pad"

[sketchist09]

lol!!!!!!!

[1RichGuy26]

SLIP N BLEED FROM THE ANNNNUS ROFLMAO

[iloveokra7]

this is the best slip and bleed one i have seen so far ..

[XSasukeKunXLovesXMeX]

SLIP 'N BLEED FROM THE AAANNUUSS

[AnubisRising667]

lol, I hate Slip and Slides. One time my foot came out from under me as I hit the thing and I when back first into the ground with only my ankle on the thing. I hit the ground so fucking hard I couldn't breathe and had to walk like the hunch back for hours.

[thisworldsucksballs]

slip and Die they should call it lol

[winkster9795]

hey mom check this out-AH!NO!

[PSU24RULZ]

Dane Cook RulZ! XD XD!

[JoeJisHottt]

LMFAO. SLIPNBLEED FROM THE ANNNNNUS!!! lol

[LIGHTandDARKLING]

uh ew

[ToushiroLuvsSasuke]

Slip N' Bleed is the only one!

[disturbedrules1]

im crying its so funny

[Crazycrud121]

This is HILARIOUS i have watched it like 1000 times never dies out.

[deidarasbunny]

to bad dad didn't shech for rocks before he put it down! LOL!!!!

[Dosufangirl13]

LOL dane cook is the best XD

[forwardjo]

aaaaaaaa

[zuzu105]

If you LOVE Dane cook type $Kool-aid$

[xxMaddiexLustxx]

Bahahaha!

Dane is the SHIT!

i love him.

[jeffnero23]

lol this video is awsome

[ForestbrookGirl]

The way he says it!!! XD SLIP 'N' BLEED FROM THE AAAAAAAAANUSSSS!!! *fave*

[ninja8111]

slip and break ur ass

[Jeremyhell]

wtf pad

[danimo17]

It's from earlier on in the show. He's talking about how having a lot of older sisters sucked 'cuz he always got hand-me-down clothes for girls, and he wore jellies, and he was always surrounded by pads and tampons. :P "I wore one just to fit in!"

[gamerboy7794]

i have a pool so poo on you

[ubbergirl]

haha

[gamepros19]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet when you said the rocks hahahahahahahahhah

[bleachiscool19]

rofl YOU ROCK DANE! SLIPNBLEED FROM THE AAAAANUSSSSSSSSSSS! LOL

[rainbowsix4]

lol dane cook is the best!

[jbroalltheway]

i call it slip and paralyze

[d3zHa]

NICE ANIMATION!

[jasonmason2]

lol

[karibabii92]

LMAO :GOOD THING I WAS WEARING THAT PAD

[K00NST3Rvideos]

love it love it love it so much lol

[ilovegir11]

lol "NO!"

AND THE PICTURE TO IT ROFL XD

[PixieFairy676]

hahaha ouch..

[Hinatablossem1996]

LMAO!!!!!! so funny! i love dane hes so funny!i dont see how anybody could not like him. <3 :)

[Rockstars412]

watch this mom

[nativesweetie346]

You know what SCREW YOU he is funny

[imanantelope]

its a tampon and u no it!

[wolflinkproduction]

hahahahah! funny

[eduardohuerta73190]

i fucken peed myself laughing

[Robertbeast2916]

wow fuck that loud clapping dude...

[imanantelope]

man that was so cool-by the way was, that thing that he pulled out from beneath his ass a tampon?

[BUTAHHxCUBES]

it was a pad, he said that lmao

[O0o0o0oOo0o0o]

this is the best video on this ;] ;]