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  • The butterfly knows his music.

  • @thezec  9gag? XD

  • @udiar damn straight

  • @thezec i see what you did there

  • Holy shit what am i listening to? some good stuff right here

  • This is what you hear while you descend into hell.

  • @MolotovRooster with some demonic laughing from fiery skulls

  • 2:51 one of the best chord progressions ever

  • Holy cow it brings back solipskier memories....but yeah, this guy one heck of a metal playing messiah.

  • at 1:13 it almost started to sound like Ninja Gaiden.... almost

  • i dont know why but i get here constantly

  • Fucking awesome!!!!!

  • 121 persons don't have a freaking idea what a guitar is.

  • great!

  • Completely jizzed myself.....

  • i brocke my air giutar playng this xD

  • jo, jaut voll rein! wie es sein muss

  • einfach Göttlich.....................!­

  • This guy needs to join Motorhead -_-

  • i looooove 2:51 XDXDXD

  • He got too much skill and stamina, my pizza is getting cold by listening to it. Oo

  • @IchBinJudas u can say that again

  • @IchBinJudas Cold pizza is reason why 121 ppl dont like it :D

  • @Emhove do you think they care about their pizza when they are listening to such an awesome song! no. this is mindblowing!!!!!

  • @Emhove Cold Pizza is Awsome das weiß doch jeder

  • The Great Joe Stump !

  • Srsly.. Chuck Norris? That little wimp ain't got nothin' on the allmighty Cosby. Cosby can play this song while beating up his kids with a sack of overripe tomatoes to prevent them from bruising and nailing his wife when at the same time he is enjoying a thanksgiving turkey. Nothing special about that.. but he is doing it with his sweater over his head.

  • puta obra maestra

  • WTF is Solipskier... o.o??? i love Stump, Malmsteen, Satriani, Vai, Petrucci ... And Many more... thats brought me here..!!!

  • @StarKrad solipskier is a game >_>

  • Reminds me of Guilty Gear.

  • awwwww man no tabs :(

  • @Fistbeardthepirate

    your ears is a musician best friend

  • @guillotinedeath lol it would take so long though!

  • too mellow

  • nice song =)

  • shit....this on frets on fire or guitar hero....oh fuck :D

  • good.

  • faq yeah!!!!!

  • nádherné/beautifull

    

  • this is my theme music

  • hmm. modern classic

    nice

  • This is badasss, i am so glad i came across this.

  • No one can make a cover of this

  • Kann ich nur hören wenn ich scheiße drauf bin.

  • do i hear mr crowley's solo inside?

  • Foda!!!

  • @Maki96SerbianKid yes, kilometers an hour per second. Its a unit of acceleration. If you start at 0kmh and accelerate to 10kmh in 10 seconds, you are accelerating at a rate of 1kmh every second.

  • does this song make any one else to kill something

  • Killer Guitarwork,,2 Thumbs Up !!!

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  • Voll der scheiß

  • @ExiliumJams wenn dus nich gut findest gucks nich, pfosten.

  • @ExiliumJams  HALTS MAUL!!!!!

  • @Troy06625 something that is put at a ___/second ratio is how to measure acceleration. Kmh/sec or cm/s sq are forms of acceleratory measurement.

  • @UrbanNinja1497 fail at being a smartass, it's either km/h or km/s (km/sec)... kmh/s? kilometerhour per second?

  • Pure Talent! \m/

  • he is very very good, but why so malmsteen? :/

  • whats this song called?

  • ►Joe Stump Is SpeeD MeTaL GoD! Its true?? Thumbs UP!! ◄♪♫♪♫♪♫

  • i like it a lot you can hear the Ritchie Blackmore influence

  • DAMMIT JOE! You owe me a new pair of pants.

  • Solipskier brought me here.

  • @venomalus

    Solipskier + shazam = the reason why i'm watching this video right now

  • @venomalus

    DAMN, your right, this was in Solipskier :D

  • Joe you crazy bastard almost blow my fucking brains out

  • pls can anyone make a 10 minute version of speed metal messiah?pls pls pls....

  • 2:50 Is where i shit my pants.

  • Hell yeah Hooch is crazy.

  • Don't listen to Joe Stump and Autechre back-to-back

  • This track is total orgasm

  • this musik goes with everything

  • give me a hell yeah if learned about speed metal cause Hootch is crazy

  • 2:49 I think the guitar has an orgasm!

  • those who gave (no, I like) are the fags who like justin biber

  • Epic speed metal :D

  • joe is one of the best guitarshredders in the world.

    Every time when I hear this number and album i feel completely blown away.

  • Solipskier + Joe Stump Speed Metal Messiah = :D

  • .\w/ esta bien vergas esa canción .\w/

  • \m/

  • Thumbs Up if your here cuz of Solipskier......... :D

  • @JoManarang22 I'm here because of the Great Kat...lol.

  • i dont actually like speed metal but dis is decent

  • Ok guys! Joe stump vs Yngwie Malmsteen. Who will win?

  • @AlExPsYcHoPaTh stump trumps malm

  • @Subjugator1866 Yngiwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  • @AlExPsYcHoPaTh Definitely Yngwie. I like Joe Stump but, cmon, don't be silly now.

  • @BleedingLlama yeah, man, is just kidding, the two, are fucking amazing! in this world there are many guitarists too good! Ok now like this: Mauro Piccoto, vs Gigi D'Agostino? I only write duels among the best, to see opinions. you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know, GIGI, and Mauro are not Metal, but i like Techno, and Metal. : )

  • Chuck norris can play this song with his 1 man band

  • @Tralvan Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah­aha! nice!

  • @Tralvan der is echt cool der Spruch (Its nice!!!!! )

  • @Tralvan Chuck norris can play this song with 1 finger on guitar. While playing the drums & bass.

  • @UltimateWarBeast And sucking cock. Because Chuck Norris is a little bitch. :3

  • i got guitar lessons from this nigger

  • do anyone has tabs of this song...I've looking for them all my life!!

  • music d4rk gay not music. fucking shit

  • Eso es algo que me hace adorar al Metal cada dia mas. No importa cuanto tiempo lleves escuchandolo, cada dia te toma por sorpresa un Artista desconocido para ti y te hace volar la mente. We´ll love HM forever...

  • Its in solipSkier :D

  • love 3:54

  • he was my teacher at berklee :D

  • Chuck Norris on guitar....

  • Waaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuw.

    Great,great performance.

  • Speeeed Metal iss Geiler als S..

  • mann alter... speed metal is einfach der hammer!!!

    muuuhahaha... =)

  • Hammer geil ;D

  • Sounds to me that Joe is struggling to play this up to tempo. The intro didn't sound on the money.

  • just awful

  • @lovingsvz ly good*

  • me mori al escuchar!!!!!

  • Joe Stump good guitarist

  • lml_ROCK IS THE LAW AND METAL IS RELIGION_lml

  • Joe Stump is like yngwie, but not quite as good.

  • @MrThewhitenigger Never say that again. Ever.

  • HHHHNNNNNGGGGG My Fucking heart stopped HELP!

  • 2:53 GODLIKE !!!!

  • i like the instrumetal part.

  • @gabkeineanderennamen Lmfao. I c waht u did thar!11!

  • bäm bäm disch dich disch disch bäm disch bäm ! THUMPS UP

  • @AceeeTeaaa für den scheiß thumbs up? wills du mich verarschen?

  • Solipskier!

  • awesome

  • best music ever!

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  • @origindirewolf

    Idiot. Add the song to your playlist and watch it from the playlist = Replay

  • @herbez But standard, videos do not. 

  • @origindirewolf at the end of the video there is a button that says replay. this is the replay button. i hope this has been a groundbreaking comment for you.

  • You guys are certainly entitled to your opinion, but just so you know, saying you like this guy better than Malmsteen is like saying you like John Tesh more than Mozart. At least John Tesh is smart enough to be ORIGINAL.

  • @WildBillJP My friend, John Vastano, is the most phenomenal guitar player I know. He hates Ingwie Malmsteen. He says Ingwie stole from him! He plays guitar in the Sanctum video on my site.

  • @2011brianb shut up

  • Pretty cool, but the whole thing is a solo. I would have liked to have heard some...you know, riffs.

  • Being a hardcore Malmsteen fan I have to say this is truly genious. What a tremendous showcase of skills and composition

  • Well i just saw Joe stump tonight at berklee performance center where he teaches in boston and im lucky enough to be nearby and see him for just 10$. I dont understand why people pay 140 dollars to go see a hip hop concert with people who collectively have as much talent as Stump does in his right pinky.. thats not even his playing hand.

  • @cdstacker18 You can't lump hip hop together like that, though. There is bad speed metal out there just as there is bad hip hop. Many hip hop artists are very talented and have great ability, just as many metal artists do. All genres have their virtuosi.

  • @cdstacker18 i just saw him at the berklee performance center thursday night. he did a show for the summer guitar sessions. i'm not a metal fan but he's badass!

  • I don.t know what to write.

  • I use this song to dry my hair through headbanging

  • NICE

  • well i know its in "D flat" if that helps anyone :P (prolly standard half step. doubt dropped half step)

  • Sounds just like malmsteen

  • @LawrenceGordon92 oh captain obvious is around.

  • @amraaz cool story bro

  • Don't listen to this while driving, its hard to steer at 9001 LPS (LightYears Per Second)

  • @marklenthecool lol, I actually listened to this while driving and suddenly I was going 111 mph in my shitty Ford Escort. I didn't even know it could go that fast, lol. truestory.jpg

  • @marklenthecool so you were driving 283,885,536,000 times faster than the speed of light? i want that car

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  • @marklenthecool never mind, it was 283,885,536,000. shut up

  • @marklenthecool A light year is a measure of distance, not time.

  • @MrBagamen

    Thats why he said lightyears per second..kilometers are a distance too. Thats why we say kilometers per hour.. idiot.. sry

  • @mcrubar cool story, bro

  • @mcrubar LightYEARS per SECOND??? you idiot -.-

  • @Troy06625 No, you're the idiot actually. What he said wasn't stupid. Here it becomes a speed unit even if nothing can actually reach it ^^

  • @mAdOWNr but Lightyears is a Unit. it is the distance that light travels in one year and not per second! can you say mp/h (miles per hour) per second? xD

  • @marklenthecool

    9001 light years per second with your Opel/Vauxhall Corsa with 55hp?!

  • @mcrubar damn staright, while hotboxing with some really shitty weed ;)

  • @marklenthecool You are fucking retarded and I hate the fact that you exist on this world.

  • @alecmonkey86

    U mad bro?

  • speed metal forever! \m/

  • fuck is going on in the kitchen

  • this is messed up i looked behind me and saw a black guy in a tub saying gtfo gtfo stfu

    and then a bunch of bitches poped out of nowhere then i saw jizz everwher

  • so geil

  • all time classic

  • NEVER. EVER. JERK OFF WHILE THIS SONG IS ON. THERE IS BLOOD AND CUM EVERYWHERE OH DEAR GOD

  • @CNoble87 Rofl!?

  • @CNoble87 eww

  • @ellis0896 Thats what i said, Just Eww......

  • @MaxGMmaple Hahahah:)

  • @CNoble87 Challenge accepted!

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  • beautiful song, amazing guitarist... EPIC!!!

  • this song played when chuck norris masturbates

  • It's kurwa good song.

  • Police: Rape is a crime

    Me: But it wasn't rape...

    Police: Let's ask the victim

    Replay button: ...

  • HELL YEAAAAAAAAH!!! Brilliant!

  • I had to listen 2 the intro again

  • holy shit !! ^.^

  • fuck hes good!

  • nice lyrics^^