Added: 2 years ago
From: CSPAN
Views: 143,154
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (571)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • wow the good majority of the comments here supporting this Socialist/pandering liar kissing up to the media. score one for public education wake up people you've been hypnotized * snaps fingers* he is in the process of completing your total enslavement to the United nations and the Federal reserve banking cartel......

  • RIP!

  • Rest in peace, Mr. President.

  • 8:30 holy shit thats where that quote comes from!

  • NEW WORLD ORDER PUPPET, nothing more to say!!! America is a joke untill it does what it says.

  • @Oskadella69 r u fucking stupid lol

  • @snowman2149 Lets dance baby. 

  • Mr. Hussein, where is your birth cerificate?

  • @Zelouzos google it, it takes almost one minute .

  • @Zelouzos

    That's a stupid question.

  • @Zelouzos On Whitehouse.gov 

  • @Zelouzos Try harder. 

  • @Zelouzos up your candied ass...

  • Lol! @ Obama. At last a President that tells jokes and tries to be funny! Go Hussain!

  • the audio is off 

  • Just like show business. Fighting in the public eye. Friends behind doors.

  • fags

  • Obama is no less than an ambassador of the Devil 

  • @MAGNETGRUNT complete fail

  • Excellent humor.

    Good President, very international.

    Just wish he would do more to get rid

    of illegal violent crime & drug dealers

    in the USA and around Planet Earth.

    I do not care of him being born in the US or not,

    as long as he can do his job.

    One Earth one human race.

    Still a long way to go.

    Good luck - regards.

  • >

    > Google: y8 falling obama game

    > Sent the URL to all your friends!

    >

  • it's such a relief to have an intelligent president

  • JFK, now that man swam the pacific while pulling an injured soldier by his teeth in WW2. Now that was a real president. Fuck Obama and his showboating bullshit. When his ratings are down, he practices comedy skits! Even Spielberg was congratulating him on his performance. We don't need a fucking actor.

  • obama is a good a comedian as he is a baseball pitcher,bowler, and president

  • daily show writers ftw

  • The last 2 minutes of this are full of lies. If these were journalists that were reporting the truth I guarantee Obama wouldn't be standing in front of them reading jokes written by Letterman's scriptwriter or whoever it was.

  • Touche Mr. President... Toughe sir.

  • @ Americans Obama isnt what you think he is! Im dont going to bash obama but please do your own research and dont jus watch TV. Thank you have a nice day. =)

  • @justindparks I dunno Obama is just a human being, you can't expect him to act all high classy and sophisticated all the time. Plus, as with every president, you can't expect him to be perfect. All we have to do is see if he's gonna keep doin the right thing.

  • @Krazykyle

    Dude, you're . . . well, crazy. This is a good man trying his best for US, not Haliburton. All the Republican lies and hatred won't change that. Open your eyes there cupcake.

  • This man is pure evil. He has all the traits of the anti-christ and you people just look past the facts. Stop thinking with your sense of humor and use your brain to think with reason.

  • @krazykyle56 Some people look at who a person is, not his traits based on what a book that has been re-written and messed with for the ages says. All I ever do is think with reason- and look at what he's doing! He's changing the nation and taking care of problems that were landed on his shoulders from the last generation of neglective assholes that looked the other way. He doesn't just throw away people's lives- and that is what would define him as evil, sir.

  • @krazykyle56 LOLLLLL oh you are a funny one! 

  • What a beast of a president!

  • Obama is funny. But bush was funnier (not on purpose obviously) XD

  • @sociopathix FUCKIN HELL YEAH. XD that man's moronicness was the reason we laughed. xD This guys trying. :P

    <3 Hope he goes far.

  • You have such great talent! Keep it up. Are you gonna have your own television show anytime soon?

  • Nice!!!

  • :D i love him :D

  • Funnier than i expected it 2 be.

  • its actually alphacat's jokez

  • no its no alphacat himself said he didn't write his own jokes. they had political comedians and speacial writers right everyones shit and they would maybe just ad lib

  • lmaaaooo brian williams

  • hmm.... he seemed a bit nervous, and didn't have great comic timing, but I guess that's why he's the president and not a stand up comedian.

  • LOL this was much funnier than I expected!

  • haha dude's so smart, half his jokes hit too hard XD

    I say Barack is genius, and I'm a conservative

  • @cavalier777 That's fortunate, because so is he.

  • Presidential Roast...Dope.

  • aw, haha he made fun of oprah

  • @prncssdramma when???

  • @gogo245 he joked about there being free gifts under every seat, becasue oprah always give away free stuff

  • dam i dont get half his jokes -.-

  • lol like his bow tie, and very charismatic indeed.

  • i hate how everyone thinks hes a bad president kuz hes black

    everyone joked about bush but not too jokingly to obama-drama

  • obama(: he made history the first day lol

  • Comment removed

  • Obama is so charismatic that he could've really went in on the press and they would have loved it.

  • @lululemon2007 lol is not punctuation lol

  • @lululemon2007 the best, no. one of the greatest YES

  • @lululemon2007 Are you insane? No he is not. Maybe you should go study.

  • lol i didnt know he wad funny

  • Wonderful and funny speech! Go Obama! :D

  • ALPHACAT FTW

  • 1:30 GOLD Barack... GOLD

  • LMAO! This is pretty good! I liked seeing Obama like this! Iman's gonna be there.! ^^ Alphacat will rock it =)~

  • "I was supposed to go out with Michelle for Thai food.. In Bangkok" Awesome joke!

  • 4:34 lol was she fixin her dentures

  • I liked this. Barrack was funny! :D

  • "The jokes may not be good, but neither is the guest list" XD Haha Obama=FTW! I was actually laughing through out the entire video I loved this. Iman is going to be there next whoot! go Iman! Alphacat! LMAO @ Hillary breaking her elbow WTF :)) "Im a celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!...Thats Now I Feel" LMAO haha.

  • ALPHAAAAAAAAACAAAAAAAT

  • i love this. because everyone is just laughing and having a good time.

    even michael steele was getting his giggle one. he's actually very clever :)

  • he is a funny dude.

  • I wish people would understand that the President does not run the country, and I wish everybody would stop blaming him for everything that's wrong with America.

  • This is really cool.

  • @EgyptianPrinceCB uhhh. lets see. doesn't start meaningless wars. doesn't propose taxes that favor the rich. wants to give everyone health care. doesn't want to strip people of basic civil rights. isn't a homophobe. isn't anti-science. knows how to formulate a sentence. obama isn't perfect by far, but its an insult to all that is good to compare him to a villain like bush.

  • he became president in a world not of his making. Get used to it.

  • where the fuck were you when bush was pushin us into a war, or when clinton was ignorin middle eastern warnings about attacks on US soil, too busy gettin his dick sucked or when the 1st bush was swappin oil farm deeds with the taliban. bitch pls the only reason obama is strugglin to put the broken pieces together is because of the previous presidents. easy to make accusations when your ass is glued to that seat with a beer n your hand and remote n the other. cant fix a problem if your apart ofit

  • wtf! r u tlking about urself he obviously didnt win when bush did. and are u against him or for him. because it seems to me that u want to be him but you hate him just because the issues your stating its very immature to say

  • wow exactly he could have been such a good president, but both of the bushes fucked the whole thing up.

  • @Kaiyazu

    Errrm - don't think so - Obama is on track to triple the national debt...

  • Comment removed

  • fuk u redneck

  • george bush jr. was the funniest president ever...but he wasn't trying!  gobama!

  • Mi piacerebbe sapere cosa dice : ) non capisco l'inglese parlato : )

  • @ExPDL buono giorno

    i digo que obama a fatto un certificate di natividad che e falcho

    par consequensa il a fatto presidente con el poder delli bombi atomici

    la peina legalemente de esto esta la penna capitale que deve dare i tribunali americani

    otro cosa majore

    el dia del annunciato nel media americana del electione de obama la lotteria a fatta un tirage del numero 666 del antichristo

    par consequensa obama est damnato con este numero por eternita

  • I love his speech...so much class ....This guy is so smooth

  • "Yes that's right he's going to go systematically bomb all the major cities in the USA and force the population to convert to Islam".

    Nice one nwalsh1. Good to see some sense on these boards to counter the continuous, nonsensical vitriol being spewed out of all orifices from the likes of ravagesavage, who seems like such a hick that he would make the reddest of the rednecks blush.

  • Yes that's right he's going to go systematically bomb all the major cities in the USA and force the population to convert to Islam, Obama is the biggest threat to western christendom since Saladin. Get real you're nothing but a racist moron hick.

  • Well first off I'm from the UK, secondly even if I was American, it would not have any baring on my intellegence, and thirdly I did not resort to using expletives. However I am now surprised to find that someone who is apparently well read should not be able to grasp satire, furthermore the United States needs Obama's healthcare plan more than banks needed bailing out. The fact of the matter is you fear Obama because he is black.

  • i am all for healthcare for all and without selection like in the UK/France/Canada/Germany...rea­d about obama's selected CZARS - three of the most dangerous who have been given that task of Health care that all American so desire without the insurance companies blackmailing them than only give Obama your full support./or respond to me. Obama's health care unlike the UK is by selection of the fitest any by his czars anyone below 7 are not yet human beings and everyone above 55 arte dispensable.

  • I'd take anything said by Glenn Beck with more than a pinch of salt. He is the same man critising Obama's reforms, yet when he needed treatment on the American Healthcare system he claimed on a video he posted on youtube that if he had been given the choice between further treatment and a loaded pistol he's have taken the pistol and killed himself. The man is the biggest right-wing nut job out there! Americans fear anything remotely socialist so universal healthcare would not work there. Sadly.

  • Over look Glen Beck and read about the theses written by the three Czars. These are not Glen's books/journals but archived facts brought forward by the messenger. Do your own reserch as I have on the British Health care the French, the Canadian which are being rejected by obama himself. He want to taylor it by selection and not inclusion of all.

  • Here is a site on Obama's leading health care czars

    Beck to the Future: Glen Beck Exposes Dangerous Link Between Nazi Eugenics and ObamaCare Reform Experts

  • @ravagesavage COURT WILL SAY GIVE OBAMA DEATH PENALTY

    None but courts of law, juries, justice alone can jail, try, judge Obama's crimes: with a fake certificate becoming president and so wrongly getting nuclear force-access

    It's USA's worst crime, Army high treason, top security breach; certainly carries death penalty, no doubt

    Also on Obama's election day broadcast on all TVs was Lotto's # 666 (Antichrist's Beast's Mark)

    Info: my page

    SPREAD NEWS ON WEB

  • @Birwapa

    You're retarded.

  • @amitabho123 u've got issues with the antichrist demon

  • Fred Phelps called and said you should back off his main squeeze and go back to sucking him off behind the bushes at his protests.

    Jesus also left a message, and I quote, "You're fucking nuts, dude!"

    Have a nice day!

  • @Birwapa Damn, you sure are brainwashed, aren't you? Bet you walk around with a tinfoil hat too!

  • @CatSqrrlGr u wake up 3 months later Obama's over

    

  • @CatSqrrlGrrl U have no numbers & are a breed who will soon be exticnt. At the rate Obama is going with his agenda on abortion & gays you will have no numbers to show for but will have to rely on immigrants to prop up your econome and feed your sorry asses. Obama is preparing 4 yr temination and soon will embrace his muslim clan.Barak HUSSAIN obama is a muslim in sheep's clothing. September 11 only got rid of 2000+ Americans, this famed Obama with abortion is ridding you lot by the millions.

  • @ravagesavage

    Oh good, it is heartening to see that ignorant swine such as yourself are tainting the American public with your misguided presence and prejudicial archaic belief-systems. Honestly, I find great pleasure in hearing the view points of people such as yourself. I feel a bit like an anthropologist discovering a new ape like community. Anyways, just know that while you are beating your bibles and standing on your soap box of narrow perceptions, I will be sitting back amused as hell.

  • Are you an idiot? Seriously? Do us all a favour and go drown yourself so there's no risk of passing on what-ever brain malfunction it is you suffer from.

  • are you taking about obama

  • @CatSqrrlGrrl: Most of you dumb arseholes are mesmerised by this black man who really accounts for nothing. He is just another puppet elected not by the people but my the Bilderberg. They have a black man all in the name of globalisation. Check out his elected officials and you will find out that they are all representatives of the Bilderberg Society. Real and research instead of just following the crowd aimlessly. You see clolour of the skin and say America is the land of opportunities.

  • @ravagesavage LOL, sounds like you're the one being brainwashed here! You people are so hooked on conspiracy theories that you don't even realise all the good Obama is doing for the world. I've always thought it ironic how Obama is more popular globally than in the US. Guess it's because of nutjobs like you! Long live America, indeed.

  • @CatSqrrlGrrl The fact is in the writing you illiterate one. The politiians of America have to feed you news in pictures and what the eye can see. You supporters of Obama are so illiterate that you will believe anything the media presents to you. Take the trouble in reading in depth materials, educate yourselves instead of binging on just wine and sex.. America is amongst the most illiterate nation in the world. Your intelligence is made up of the brain drain of other nations.

  • Very well put sir...

  • and u r a dumass

  • The press will bend over for a good gay fuck from this man

  • God, whenever this guy blinks an eye, the people clap like they're on drunks.

  • Go Kill yourself with your issues. Like it or not, he was voted! Get over it or bend over and get fucked like anyone else.

  • Thank you for being stupid. I love President Obama, he's a cool guy. But Seriously you could see he was freakin' pissed off because they wouldn't stop clapping.

  • he does have a boyish charm lol

  • I know John barrasso. Lives in my town.

    and Yes, wyoming IS a small enough state where you can meet your senator by walking into starbucks on friday morning.

    Hell, his step daughter was in three of my classes last semester.

    Anyway, I don't know what the hell he's talking about, calling him the George Cluney of the senate.

  • fix ur tux barack!

  • Where are the Jobs?

  • cool story bro

  • where have u been for the past 2 years the world went wrong when bush was in office he screwed every1 over, yea hes advertisin wd40 its a gud product why not??? so whats the problem

  • 2:27 -- Chris Matthews is hiding his boner. Apparently he had another thrill going down his leg...

  • it was actually going up his leg

  • njoy34,

    The only president who tripled the national debt was Reagan.  Obama has to spend money in order to get us out of the worst economic crisis since 1929. Bush, if he were still president, would be doing the same thing. That's just a hard economic reality. The only way that Obama can become a great president is to reform healthcare and Im not sure hes aggressive enough to get it done

  • gatsby12, glad u brought up the point that Bush would be spending $ as well. I don't think the stim helped that much and was not happy with Bush and our elected officials for passing the bill. We had to borrow so that we could print more money. This borrowing only drives up the national debt & irresponsible printing of $ will probably lead to awful inflation once people do start to spend money. I cant dis/agree w/u on healthcare reform bc i not read enough about nationalized hlthcare elsewhere

  • cool story bro

  • Why?

  • the only people he has helped out is the -- UNIONS

  • Ha , how about the shovel ready jobs. Everthing this guy has done has been counterproductive . WHERE" S THE JOBS

  • that was just an analogy, I do enjoy a piece of gum at times :D

  • It's trulysad to hear people say, "Obama's going toget me a job, give me a house, etc" I'm notsaying that in a mean way, I'm not saying those people are sad/pathetic. some believe that the best way to help those in need is to give them things. Ur not empowering people when u give handouts, ur only patronizing them. stimulus package by Bush and Obama are like chewing gum. Initially it tastes good, but after a few minutes u have tasteless gum that isn't good to eat, and you've wasted your $

  • I have some genuine questions for those who want to respond intelligently. What has he done that makes him a great president? He bashBush for years over Iraq, but he won't credit Bush for helping to create a democracy in a country where 8 yrs ago you'd have been tortured for any kind of dissent. He blames Bush for the deficit while telling us that he will go through the budget "line by line". How do you triple the national debt and then call yourself responsible?

  • I'm not saying that everything Bush did was good, and firearms sales will always escalate during an economic downturn. Was just trying to point out that if Obama is as classy as he likes to think he is, than he would give credit where credit is due. Was Bush wrong about weapons of mass destruction? I believe he was, however, he also removed the brutal dictator, Saddam, from power & laid down path for Iraqis to have open elections. 4 that Bush deserve credit and obama hasn't given him that

  • Yet more Iraqi's have died in the 8yrs of bush's illegal war not to condone saddam but atleast under his regime there was relative peace were as you the Americans went in gun a blazin and destroyed there country.Democracy my arse if that's what you call democracy than keep it in the states and stop trying to shove it down the rest of the worlds throats.Oh and let's be honest bush was a complete and utter retard.

  • There are plenty of other countries in the world that need a democracy much more than Iraq did when Bush invaded it. North Korea and Burma come to mind.

    Why didn't Bush turn these to democracies? Why only Iraq? I'll tell you why. It's a 3-lettered word. Starts with O and ends with L. Want to buy a vowel?

    The 12-figure sum spent on this war could have been used to reform healthcare. Bush deserves all the blame that is being thrown at him.

  • I agree with you on everything exceep that not only Bush but also Chainey his compacy go the rights to rebuild Iraq and afgan.

  • Suprise, ABC just pulled John Stossel's special on health care until after the debate and vote. Yea, NO lies and bias there. I Wonder what we are being sold in Obama's Plan if they told ABC to cancel the special.

  • Wow. Its so nice having an intelligent president.

    Its been a while.

    Anyway, a lot of trolls on this page. Wonder why?

  • pretty sure he has a group of writers to write his jokes for him

  • Love your jokes and love you too Pres. Obama

  • I love the phrase "people like you" ... it says so much about people like you

  • LOL at the Brian Williams line -- referencing how the press is supposed to be in bed with Obama :)