Last Comic Standing Season 5 Finale - Lavell Crawford

[MsVANiiLLA]

"how much you weigh?"...."how much you weigh!!.

can you take ur shoes out...hows gunna put it back on!!

LMAOO

[Autria3000]

great videos he this guy is very funny

[ADickGooglSucks]

umm....did this show get cancelled or what? Last season I saw was a couple years ago when Felipe won.

[oryx032000]

Any logical explanation of why he didn't win?

[Amono646]

"that aint no tiger stripe..." lmaoooooo

[jimilives484]

i just teared up at "Thats my pallbearers problem" funny man

[1001Men]

i doont understand one word that he is saying

[Mjj011]

"I roll the seatbelt down. it done almost clicked. Gotta roll it back. Roll it down again, almost clicked. Gotta let it go back. I finally get it clicked he talking about we're here." Lmao. Funny shit!

[djnaidful]

Are ya mad that u guys arent funny like stfu ur nobodies

[Feizaan]

He did that to himself..

Therefore, it's not funny..

The only time jokes like this work is when the person remarks about things they can't change.. E.g looks, disabilities etc..

Josh blue is a prime example..

[jlopez12330]

blah blah blah blah blahblabh ablbh, im gay, , thats all i heard! 

[whatevaUsaymyfriend]

@jlopez12330 thats funny XD

[2010Freightliner]

shit i aint fat but i love 2 eat 2 XD

[Rivalen5]

I can't hardly understand what he's saying...I'm trying, but it's hard.

[Robby303]

I don't usually comment on stuff like that but damn she has a nice rack at 3:26

[25napster]

Lavell was freakin robbed of the title. . .love this guy. . .

[wezz7777]

i aint bring nobody with me...u brought yo ass

[MasterV58]

so much funnier then Reep, great voice, great delivery, and being a 400 pound black man doesn't hurt, hahaha, why you making that funny noise, I'm breathing!

[can8in0my1hand]

how didnt e win this was funny ashell

[flashydee123]

@Cockachu I have nothing to say in response to your comment ...first off it has grammar mistakes and second of all i don't want to catch your stupidity so please do continue to try to enlighten me with your idiotic thoughts because you continue to show weakness

[TheVokality]

this guy is hilarious.. people who think otherwise must be boring, played-out people. Its funny because of how he does it and says it.

[BusinessDK]

But he is not funny? "look at me telling jokes about being fat" - Jesus Christ!!!!

[flashydee123]

@Cockachu who the fuck cares about what you think....by saying "unfunny fat nigger" what have you have you accomplished absolutely nothing...no one is going to listen to someone with a gay ass name like "Cockachu"!!!.... seriously grow up... stupidity is a disease in this world!

[Alexvlastaras]

@flashydee123 Cockachu is an awesome nickname u trippin dude

[Inderpoldrums]

@flashydee123 Not a disease... just a simple fact of unevolvement... but yea... Cockachu...stfu...

[spudmanify]

@Cockachu whats unfunny is your comment you ignorent Chink.

[eaglebound1]

Reep was corny as hell...bud and old milwaukee jokes????? (cricket cricket) Lavell wins hands down..

[Rorix9]

all this racist talk is bullshit...white america LOVES black comics...Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphey, Dave Chappelle, Sinbad, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, etc...

He just didn't win. Who cares? He got amazing exposure and I am sure his career will flourish.

IMO the best person on shows like these never win. Shiobhan Magnus shoulda won IDOL but it really doesnt' matter. It's about the exposure.

[Ahdree23]

@Rorix9 its funny because most of those ppl that u named cater to white people in the comedy sense. Especially Sinbad and Chris Rock. White ppl will ALWAYS say their funny but indeed they really aren't very funny at all.

[Rorix9]

@Ahdree23 catering to white ppl? hardly... and hell yea all those i named are hilarious

[iThingy66]

who the fuck would vote for jon reep, lavell crawford DESERVES to win

[onetimedealguy]

he should have won!!! he is so funny

[yeyo661]

He is hilarious all the time!

[FullyAutoMathmatics]

Good shit.

Check my stand up comedy on my page yall im fuckin hilarious. Remember my name, Joey McDevitt, you're gonna be hearing it

[chaoticjux]

wtf.... Lavell DESERVE to win... he had substance!

[airgreek]

He is so not funny... He sounds like he is about to drop dead any minute!!

[Cockachu]

@airgreek Yeah what a fat loser.

[azerskater]

I don't think reep should've won, personally I think Gerry Dee should've won, but I'd rather lavell crawford win than reep.

[coolkidmars]

what did he say @ :55 ..thats my poppers wearing...WHAT??? :[

[wingsfan63]

@coolkidmars my paul bearer's worry.

[coolkidmars]

@wingsfan63 lml what that mean ...?

[Amono646]

@coolkidmars they carry the deceased person in the casket.

[vinhock]

@coolkidmars He said "that's my pallbearers worry".

[09braquel23]

@thefungarian...sum people do..not all i ges..lol. yea thats pretty disgusting right?

[Rotarrius]

he cant really lose weight, all that lose skin would be crazy

[09braquel23]

@thefungarian he's talking about shit stains..lol

[thefungarian]

What does he mean by 'tiger stripe'?

[dancinse4n]

@thefungarian hes talkin bout shxt nigga

[SincerelyDebonairre]

We're here !

[MrSmoogie2]

" that aint no tiger stripe " lol hahahahaha

[airsoftgunner10]

"you brought cho ass!" PAHAHAHAHHAHA had me cryin

[tippy4u2]

Honestly though people arguing over ignorantly racial crap on here,instead of on the clip that's why they allow people to comment!Who would have thought of that concept!

[jahsoule]

He look like he could destroy a sandwich

[jayblac]

I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO A BUFFET WITH THIS NIGGA LOL

[jahsoule]

@jayblac total destruction

[piann00b]

this guy is hilarious, fuck Jon Reep and his boring ass jokes; Lavell's where it's at.

[iamdabest245]

Jon is okay, Lavell is just too much though :D

[DarkRezo]

he's white, how bout that ? lol  I'm sure most of great comedians would agree on that notice. :f L.C. is the king baby

[513Italy]

Jon Reep is NOT funny

[mook5555]

Lavell is hilarious. CHUCK promo ftw.

[texmarcjosh]

wow racism, really? you're a dumbass 9barz.. "just cause im black" Idiot

[UhhhJaaa]

I really wish he would have one, but the reason why he didn't is because his type of comedic style doesn't appeal to everyone. Jon Reep apparently had more fans. And I believe Jon was also more well known than Lavell. I wish he would have won, but it didn't happen that way. :/

[Ponder72FB]

@9barz Ignorance is bliss.

[bibi14930]

@9barz

i agree!

[Mustafaabdille]

most voters usually go with the personality they like better in everything...hents; American Idol....we all know there should have been some people that shouldn't have won, but did based on either their looks or personality...talent doesnt reallly mean alot to people...Fact

[1killacomic]

@9barz last comic standing is rigged! its not about talent! its about who the exec. prod. wants to win! voters dont even have the say so anymore!! not since dat phan won! reep is garbagr but he won because the exec. produc. is his agent!

[rich0twig0warren]

ok 9barz, blame it on the white people. i guess it's george bush's fault as well. yeah, those damn white republicans... just say he was better and should have won u moron.

[MsIcecream2005]

He sounds different..

[splashmore]

kat williiams over him! for hornnnnnnnnn  boringggggggggg

[pimpjuice739]

is it me or has he lost weight??

[theartiest06]

He Speaks on Real Shit! LMAO!

[DarkHalo08]

That aint no tiger strip!!! LOL!!!!!!!!

[Uclah91]

his material in itself isnt that great guys, take time to listen to his jokes, most of you probably find him hysterical because of the way he tells his jokes. His delivery is GREAT, his manner of speaking is HILARIOUS but...he doesnt have the funniest jokes, hes just got a funny way of delivering them, not taking anything away from him, but come on guys Lavell cant sell out stadiums with what hes got right now, and thats all the producers care bout

[JacksonShredder18]

@Uclah91 That's not necessarily true. Dane Cook delivers real well, but his jokes are lame and he sells out stadiums on fucking Pay-Per-View. Kat Williams delivers real well, but his jokes aren't that great either and he sells out stadiums. There's more I can name, but those are two of some of the biggest comedians out. Put it this way, the dumber your jokes are and have an overdone presence, you'll be famous. Lavell makes fat and black jokes a lot, but at least he's original with them.

[Uclah91]

@JacksonShredder18 thats subjective, you can think his jokes are lame, but if hes selling out stadiums its because people like him. You dont like dane cook or kat williams? well theres millions of people who like them, its what people like to see

[dragnet53]

@JacksonShredder18

Dane Cook delivers real well? So does Carrot TOp in your eyes then.

They both suck and I am a hard person to get to laugh. LC is a good comedian in my book.

[Bublerap12]

@Uclah91 how about you watch his crack clip. Whatever your entitled to your opinion.

[lefty584]

@9barz I totally agree. I love this guy, I still remember his jokes from that season. Too bad people who were watching didn't know how to vote for a real comedian

[Ch0xie]

lol EEWW at the tiger stripe

[pitchwhiteawi]

i'm a white conservative obama hater and lavell crawford is my favorite comedian.

[Incr3dBasketball]

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[GameKingMartin]

@9barz what makes him more talented, it`s just taste. I like jon Reep WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AY bettre then this guy.

it`s just my opinion.

[mandogoogle]

@GameKingMartin

you have no taste in comedy white boy

[GameKingMartin]

@mandogoogle some of my favorite comedians are black and other races. I just dont like this one. If you want to start something your going to lose

[Bublerap12]

@GameKingMartin The thing his hand does keeps you entertained

[jasonito23]

Well, when the funniest guy doesn't win, the show loses all it's credibility. That's why conservatism white/black stuff needs to go. Lavelle Crawford is blowing up now and Last Comic Standing can't even say that he was a winner on their show.

[SaturnProds]

too many conservative white people in the audience!!!

[TheTolonio]

this guy fuckin funny chocolate fat man

[TheCcorbin666]

3:26 milf

[homrqt]

He has very good and funny delivery but his jokes are all the same. I'm fat, I'm black, I'm fat, I'm black......

[slabbrider]

i said i dint bring nobody wit me , you brought yo ass

[MultiStiches]

u pick me up and will both find out! lmao!

[mzsimpson094evahis]

he really should of won not cause he is white or black because he is just better but o well its over

[budspott]

Best 9/11 joke ever. I'm glad that we can joke about it now

[dallassuckscock]

What, lol. Most voters are white!? How the fuck would you know? Most voters are probably black dipshit. White people are too busy working, while black people sit on their ass and watch tv all fucken day. Check the census reports. Get your facts straight.

[karrie32002]

Yes was very funny and I was very disappointed that he didn't win..He is much more funny that that John Reep or whatever his name is...

[demonloc]

where can i find the live from south beach comedy jam with lavell?...he was fucking hilarious in that shit...new jokes and no repeats

[shasharomano]

yes he was ;)

[niettevragen]

@9barz

John who ? Reep ? you got to be kidding

im white but i wouldnt laugh or vote for not funny comedian. At least Lavall has a funny way of saying stuff

[DilemmaSTS]

stand up

[lujke456]

hahahhahaha great

[2007PHATE]

Fat Retard....hilarious....

[zanzibartraveler09]

the thing I love about him is that his whole act is not about what it is like to be a black man in america...refreshing

[stopjones209able]

stopjones209able

i love comedy

[MrZetruth]

were here..lol

[CFCcelery119]

he should of won. reep is really not that funny. Lavell has been around for a long time and is still funny as hell.

[Hitlo58]

he made me grin but not laugh like jon reep, i think he is a good comedian though.

[Marqui74]

Because NBC's a racist fag tv network

[TheAnimeStop]

@Marqui74 are you kidding me? your a typical racist nigger your self. "NBC is racist" cause a white comic won instead? Wtf are you that stupid?! Apparently any close misjudgment in the past must mean the judges are racist too huh? Your a fucking moronic bigot, NBC is an incredibly liberal station. They would never purposly be racist your imbecile.

[bn137]

@TheAnimeStop the main thing is the test of time shows. that lavell is still working and i have not heard of the other guy. which means they made a bad choice. i didn't see the comment you are referring to but people are sensitive. i don't like american idol but when clay lost alot of white people felt the same way.

[jfhwclo]

@TheAnimeStop : If you look at the history of America; and I mean the White History of America, there has always been an uneven playing field for Blacks. NBC is not liberal at all. NBC continues to refuse to air any type of show starring Blacks as the main character. Apparently you are the imbecile because you refuse to acknowledge Americas racist past.

[TheAnimeStop]

@jfhwclo This "argument" ended over a month ago. And what your saying isn't really relevant at all? We're talking about the present not about the past (which I fully acknowledge, and completely disagree with). To say that today's society does not provide a even judgment for comedy is completely absurd. Also your obviously just talking out of your idiotic ass when you say that NBC is not liberal. Just because they don't star a black person in one of their shows must make them racist too huh?

[TheAnimeStop]

@jfhwclo Your a complete imbecile, quite frankly not worth my time. I won't be responding to your pathetic comment that you might have, which I'm sure you will have just so you can have the last immature word.

[BrooklynDaDon1]

Lavell is 1 of the funniest comedians dat ever graced da stage but he should have know NBC(not black channel)lol was not 4 him

[canuck1980]

tough crowd...stuck up bitches ...he's halarious if i was there i'd be clappnig my ass off

[rippstudwel]

This show is shit nbc picks who they want to win even the judges ll tell you that

[iain2008]

How did he loose.

Reep is shit.

(Just my opinion)

[tjgrules]

REEP IS THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!!!!

[ruffege00]

Your opinion!!!!! Go Lavell Crawford

[6Durst9]

Yeeeeea ahahha, this guy is funny shitahhahahahhaha

[darkwatch1234]

He shouldve won

[1heblackmamba]

some bitches ant clappin in the audience fuck them this guy is really good

[Bl1nd420]

best act ive seen since the beginning of def

[13ubz]

I wish Lavell won...

[MrKiddNerd]

Yo Dhis Shyt Is So Funnie It Had mh Cryin In Dha House Man Dhis s Ma Manz Like His Jokes

[johnk4881]

he definitly should have won

[alexwidmaier]

my favortie is where he's like yeah i went to the dr, adn he was like yu got diabeates and he went home and told his mom, and she looked at him like "what?" he was like momma i got the sugas!

[ggllnc]

thats an inaccurate sign at the start "lavell is 1" he looks more like 4

[Carlos7Matute]

hes more funny than the wonder bread guy

[SANTANAFACTOR]

race seems as an issue because this guy is easily funnier than jon

[Rampersaud87]

LMAO im crying lol

[BarenuckleBless]

How did Jon Reep win? He's not even that funny.

[ogaitor]

I agree...

[lilolund]

Yes he is, he's Hilarious

[JollyJollies22]

@BarenuckleBless Right?! Seriously. Crawford is genuine. The Reep guy didn't have the same ease on stage; more like mugging for the audience than anything.

[dragnet53]

@BarenuckleBless

I know I couldn't even get past the first few minutes of Jon Reep. Maybe it is because Lavell cussed is my guess.

[eldiablo369258]

@BarenuckleBless it's cause he's black wtf

[Currymastuh]

ithink gerry dee should have been top two

[clboy35]

Click "We Here"

[DaKewlGuy1234]

Not at all

[nate174512]

funny as hell...one of the best comics in the world

[foi126]

roflmao

[sljd3989]

Omg dude is sooooooooo funny! I luv him ha ha hah ha : D

[mitchman721]

hilarious but his voice gets a lil robot like

[yshesofly]

1:49 to 1:55 hilaiousssss lmaoooooooooooooo

[MeesterDaan]

How sad are the 'beeps', damn!

[disciple522]

Are these on DVD?

[MaggotChildx]

aha u brought ur ass! :')

[BeastFrumDaEastt]

lol that was funny what he said about his seatbelt

[KelferMookie]

Why do white people clap after jokes? Like they do those little clap sessions.. I'm not trying to be a dick I'm just asking...

[U4iah]

lol ever watch chapelle? black ppl clap 2. it's a courtesy to the comic

[maksimgus]

hahahaha,, your not black, i have never heard a black dude say bud..

[KelferMookie]

wow..

[maksimgus]

make both your hands into three fingers, make an o with your mouth, and put the the two hands by your mouth, and it will spell wow

[omogaju]

you got caught didn't you? "bud" now that is funny....I started thinking about it and realized I never met a black dude that referred to his boys as "buds." No harm meant, just thought it was funny

[CRhys185]

lmaoo@ maksimgus "bud" da hell hahahah...dats the first i've heard hahaha can i get an AMEN!!

[maksimgus]

amen.. stay healthy

[ERIC1JENNIFER3]

Come to the country BUD!

[McMagicG11]

I don't know if it's a white or black thing or just a different type of people thing. I see what you're talking about with some people.

I noticed, when they scanned the crowd, some were laughing, but some of the people were just smiling and clapping.

[dalta0110]

Aw man, lol, he should of won...that other guy couldn't touch Lavell.

[cp4eva89]

haha i love when his eyes get wide.

[jrlakaace]

i'm never dissapointed when i see his comedy

[CreepyChannel]

new fave comidian!

[sanjayduttrulez2]

this guy was robbed he shoulda won this man i watch this regularly its very funny

[AskYoMommaBoutMe]

hes much funnier on his cable appearances, seemed like he kinda held back on this show..