bruce lee vs chuck norris in return of the dragon

[TheDoctorlike]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME ?!?!?!?!?!?!

[blockmasterscott]

This was always my favorite Bruce Lee movie, for me it showed him as a person, not just as someone out for revenge.

[glowify1]

his luscious hair shake! 

[MarkymarkpooXbox360]

chuck norris would never have stood a chance against bruce lee in real life

[mrmaxy11]

@MarkymarkpooXbox360 he could have Chuck Norris was a black belt and a national champion he is the real deal just like Bruce Lee

[wuzzuppp3452]

Chuck norris diffeted???? ok who the helll divided by zero?!?!?!?

[SureShot19971]

Chuck Norris only let Bruce Lee think he killed him...

[Caninevx]

@SureShot19971 Bruce Lee beat chuck 6 times

[detroitrocks241]

lol pause at 7:05



[knicksfan13171]

wtf 7:03

[DansEditorials]

master vs apprentice. sounds familiar right?

[TiplessArrow177]

0:00 - 1:45 will they ever fight?

1:45 - 10:17 OMG 0_0

[CarryTheFlag15]

Damn autocorrect, Chuck, lol

[CarryTheFlag15]

Chick didn't have his beard, he was missing that third punch :)

[punguy13]

Who knew chuck was killable.

[Lunawolf3712]

ok...whts up with the random kitty?

[HowlsInTheDistance]

I always wondered what that cat was doing there... O_o

[nazizombies266]

chuck wasent trying

[temujin667]

@nazizombies266 chucks acting is just about as good as his martial arts, and that is not saying much about both.

[DarkLordofHistory]

1:24 to 1:30- WTF?!

[WitchalokKing]

what's with the cat?

[etniez3009]

The kitty uploaded this to yotuube

[WhatGodNow]

Bruce Lee was an Atheist. Chuck Norris HATES Atheists.. why Chuck, why?

[temujin667]

@WhatGodNow bruce lee was a little old to have imaginary friends such as god or jesus. chuck was and is a plain dork

[Rilexex]

bruce lee - the only man who ever beat chuck norris

well we cant see him around any more can we ?

[cherryblossompath]

@Rilexex I guess Chuck lost because he didn't have his mustache

[HeidiAcheese]

in the beginning it looks like thier about to have sex

[qwatsdat]

Cause Chuck sucks ass

[YoungGrizzly82]

4 people wanted Chuck to shave his chest & back

[1995102]

LOL VEGASGAMER HOLY SHIT SO FUCKING FUNNY

[muzimuzi]

Chuck norri's breast plumes contane 5000 grams of pure protein

[lolsparta]

I no how bruce lee died after the movie he did

[whoatemyhummus]

This video sucked. It's fake, stupid and homoerotic. Fuck you Chuck Norris.

[MrOmnislasher]

bruce lee defeated chuck norris in battle.... his reward was a eternity in heaven

[hassantheman123]

Chuck never runs...........He do's when Bruce Lee is involved

[PSTRIPPLEE]

Bruce Lee might of won in the movie due to the terms and regulation that chuck had to accept to allow Bruce lee to win. but chuck couldn't resist after the movie finished, he had to permanently end Bruce lee life to show the world that chuck is still the king of kings. he gave Bruce lee a r.i.p after the movie finished sad chuck

[kotosnp]

@PSTRIPPLEE your and idiot, they were friends and even if there weren't they would still respect each other. Chuck is a bad ass in my book, but he comes from a world of trophies and rules. Rules don't apply in the real world on the streets.

[metairie33]

comment removed by chuck norris

[fireballburrito]

Bruce Lee sounds like a badass chicken!!

[Bojacks2]

chuck is one hairy-ass, ginger muthafucka

[UnfittingMusic1001]

Is Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat based of of Bruce Lee?

[oliverrocks158]

yep like i thought chuck norris isnt so bad ass after all

[1800weebetrollin]

@oliverrocks158 No he is...it's just that Bruce Lee is that much more... :p

[zedmlftw1023]

oh and lmao @ 8:17 - 8:28

[zedmlftw1023]

1: finally the chuck norris jokes end

2: go bruce lee

3: chuck norris is a 71 year old ginger

4: LOL @VEGASGAMER102

[mafialatineacasa1]

That's the reason why Bruce Lee is dead.

[codyhamilton316]

To kill a god.

[kwyjibosponge]

jesus chuck, got hair?

[TheLalliman]

he look like luke skywalker without his beard.

[Jgamble29]

Alternate ending should have been the kitten kickin' both of their asses

[Jay162013]

@Jgamble29 that was funmny

[Jay162013]

@Jgamble29 that was funnny

[saznoozalot]

what bruce didnt know at the time was that the only way to kill chuck is shave of all of his manly super hair, snapping his neck only weakened him,thats why he had to gorw the beard

[teddydude30]

cuck norris's chest hair was ripped out....thats how bruce lee cheated he took part of chuck norris's hair and gained chuck's super strength

[tonymontanadecoca]

serie z vaya mierda

[juancarlos199411]

@tonymontanadecoca  eres joto

[tonymontanadecoca]

@juancarlos199411 y tú eres un mono que ha nacido en la jungla.

[python576]

cat @ 2:32: round 1....FIGHT!!!!

[DarkyoFreakthegamer]

Roundhouse kicks FTW

[DarkyoFreakthegamer]

HE DIDN't have his beard D:

[Naruto98553]

bruce lee is not just an actor, He is the best fighter before he become an actor, get your facts straight. Look, Bruce lee can kick chuck norris ass.. your just scared, a Chinese dude can kick Your american fighters ass.

[MouleMan123]

@Naruto98553 no an american would win because we have guns/knives and we will use them if needed. but the rest u said is right

[Naruto98553]

@MouleMan123 only pussy use weapon, hands is actual fighting

[MouleMan123]

@Naruto98553 true but americans would and u know it.

[MouleMan123]

@Naruto98553 unless they think they are stronger then the person their fighting

[ms3boosted]

Chuck admitted he would get destroy by Bruce lee

In a street fight! By the way chuck was champion of point system that with 0 street fighting! On other hand Bruce lee who trained for life!!!

[angelizquier1]

In a real fight chuck norris would destroy bruce lee. Lee was just an actor. Chuck was a world karate champion.

[Genetikification]

@angelizquier1

are you dumb?

[Kataclysm03]

@angelizquier1 Uh you have your facts wrongs. Bruce Lee was a martial artist first his acting is actual moves. In fact, Chuck Norris went to Bruce Lee to learn, as a student under Bruce's school. o.O wth did you get your information. Chuck Norris is an actor, sweety (he just happens to know some martial arts). Bruce is a World MARTIAL ARTS champion. As in he know various types not just karate, unless you think EVERY martial art is Karate XDDD

[Kataclysm03]

@angelizquier1 don't let those idiotic Chuck Norris sayings rot your brain. Go watch any Chuck interview on Bruce and he will say so himself that Bruce was a beast! If it wasn't for Bruce, Chuck Norris probably wouldn't even know what martial arts is, nor would most Americans (especially nonasian/non-native asians). Bruce (and some other ASIANS) are the ones who INTRODUCED the western world about martial arts and INFLUENCED ppl such as Chuck Norris and the rest of the world.

[Kataclysm03]

@angelizquier1 People (this includes Chuck Norris) imitate Bruce, which you can even see here. WHO imitatres Chuck, no one. XDDD The fight scenes for Bruce movies were not choreograph since directors had no idea wth he was even doing they could tell him to lose for a bit but thats about it :P Young ones these days

[temujin667]

@angelizquier1 yeah right, chuck norris never had a real fight in his life nor did he ever fight full contact. he was a world champion point fighter. that means you fight 2 minute rounds of light to medium contact you win that round by quality of technique. bruce lee was a down and dirty street fighter. just ask any of his seattle students,jesse glover, james demile,taky kimura just to name a few. oh but you probably havent heard of them since you dont have a fucking clue. Chuck's TKO's, KO's=0

[BennyT95]

Lolz I would've slapped a piece of tape onto his chest. :D

[paknr1]

0:55 Super Fart

[VegasGamer102]

1.pause this video

2.open up a new window

3.go find on youtube, marvin gaye lets get it on

4.play the song with the video

5.lol your F#cking ass off

[TheUnbrokenLegion]

@VegasGamer102 LOL it is XD

[VegasGamer102]

@TheUnbrokenLegion i know best thing ive ever seen lol

[Lehmanbrother123456]

@VegasGamer102 LAMO that's really funny

[ubercoolist]

@VegasGamer102 when he said heeey the cat did too

[halopwng10]

@VegasGamer102 great combo bro i love ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaha

[1026elephant]

@Bl33DINGSH4D0wZ your penis is at your waist not your knees. FaiL

[bgwlf1]

Chuck didn't die. He let bruce lee win, and then attacked him when he least expected it. Chuck Norris ftw!!!

[Kataclysm03]

@bgwlf1 "attacked him when he least expected it" o.O? sounds like a chump. you have to be pretty weak and pathetic if the only way you can win is to attack like that :\ "ftw" in ur sentence must mean "for the wimps" XD Besides Chuck was a student of Bruce (this is a fact not a "he got schooled" or "he should sit back watch & learn" but an actual fact). He went to Bruce's martial arts class and then Bruce helped him get into movies XDDD

[nicmackmag]

thats nasty chuck norris was hairy in this movie

[elcapitalinocom]

I'm Chuck Fucking Norris, I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me

[RaidensPain]

This fight is not that great.

[SHCTeva]

cmon chuck use your fia ballz

[Bl33DINGSH4D0wZ]

at 1:35 looks like lees blowin himself

[IllTryButNoPromises]

0:00 - 0:34 looks like a gay porn...

[StalkerPr0ductions]

without his beard chuck norris is powerless all thoughs ridiculous things said about him arent true without his beard

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[metalistsoldier]

holy shit i didnt dream it its real

[mexicaninja808]

The beginning of this looks like the beginning of a really weird porno

[karashin18]

bruce lee wouldve ruled the world

[macacodocutelo]

how nice is to see Chuck losing, for a change

[FourPie]

it looks like the begining of a gay sex scene! XD

[Creatortenten]

whos the guy running away in the end?

[gregthunder11]

chuck norris is hairy

[mrhenk007]

what style is this?



[00machinima]

bruce lee only one because he pulled out chucks power chest hair



[0wolfplayer0]

Mom :CHUCK!!! STOP PERFORMING KATA'S AND START DOING YOUR CALISTHENICS!!!

Chuckie : Yes mother...--fucker--

Mom : WHAT DID YOU SAY!??!?

Chuckie : I SAID I LOVE YOU!!!

[LiveAtProdigy]

@0wolfplayer0 You suck

[0wolfplayer0]

@LiveAtProdigy Yeah I like sucking on popsicles... yummy popsicles :P

[LiveAtProdigy]

@0wolfplayer0 Go die.

[0wolfplayer0]

@LiveAtProdigy I can't die. Chuck Norris is watching over me.

[DrDaedros]

Chuck norris got pwned cos his hair makes reduces his aero-dynamics.

[superpownage111]

bruce lee is better than chuck norris chuck gets pwnd by da masturr

[ElephantTuskVideos]

@superpownage111 u know bruce lee trained chuck norris so yeah there you go thats why he won

[kakolykia]

Chuck is helpless without his beard. : )

[epdisme]

@semperfide100 U R 2 funny. I am crying over here.

[Seer1185]

No, Chuck Norris lost because he was fighting Bruce Fucking Lee.

Much like Monica Lewinsky was famous for being in an affair with the president, Norris is only famous for getting beaten mercilessly by Bruce in a movie. Everything else is mere runoff from Bruce's legacy.

[bloodninja7643]

Chuck norris lost because he had addidas on.

[fuzz2kool4u]

chuck norris had a toilet paper company but it was unsucesful becuz chuck norris takes crap frm no one!!!!!

[MrWeedplant]

chuck norris: Hey cat whats bruce lee's power level?

Cat: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CodeG27]

@MrWeedplant whats the over 9000 power lvl shit from, i dont get it

[MrWeedplant]

@CodeG27 it's from a really old dragon ball zee episode.

[sammy2591]

Whats up with the cat

[TheDipset1233]

u guys are funny. but bruce lee ftw

[bigboydrew706]

Wait!!! Chuck Norris HAD HIS BEARD!!! IT'S JUST ON HIS CHEST!!!

[bokillify]

chuck norris doen't grow chest hair, chest hair grows chuch norris

[RickyRenegade]

@bokillify that actualy makes chuck norris sound less awesome...

[miemilia19]

bruce.el mejor artemarcial de todos los tiempos

[unclebuck0500]

The warm up was epic

[187MIAMIBOY]

LMAO chuck's hairly belly and chest

[wneb961]

chuck jus got hhis ass kicked

[grillz628]

you can't beat bruce

[OMEGAxWARRIOR]

a stronger vision of Luke skywalker

[MrSk8tastic1]

bruce lee is the best by default......and btw bruce, we wil always honor u cuz u are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Southsboy14]

5:06 would have to be the fastest kick ive ever seen in my life! you rule bruce!. sorry chuck lolz.

[ParisLondonRoma]

I have no idea why this is considered a great movie, I like sports, I like movies, I like Bruce Lee - but this is like awful

[GeTNaKeD1995]

stop it at 00:00 !!!

[AsianBBoyCreed]

in a real fight Bruce wouldve only need one punch!

[commerceskate]

@AsianBBoyCreed yeah if this would have been an actual fight bruce would have taken him out with 1 counter move...

[AsianBBoyCreed]

@commerceskate *LIKE.

[2degucitas]

Someone needs to reedit this with some "Barry White" and make it look like they are going to "get it on" in some other way!

[jlm2232]

chuck norris didnt have his beard

thats an unfair fight



[metairie33]

@jlm2232 i know he has a extra fist in it

[bostonsfinesthatman]

who cares he lost from the start bruce lee is the best now chuck norris is a washed up has been selling total gyms on tv

[SergeantDavis24]

@bostonsfinesthatman you got that from a rap battle I just watched :D

[thewarri]

@bostonsfinesthatman epic rap battles of history huh

[MrDimelow]

@bostonsfinesthatman well done you can quote things from epic rap battles of history.

[AGamersChanceYT]

@bostonsfinesthatman really dude? really?

[MusicEd1]

@jlm2232 I agree ( I wear beard...so I have to agree). Seriously though, Chuck is a bad ass in this scene just the same. Great match. Peace.

[OmotayoRichmond]

@jlm2232 his beard is on his chest

[NetraToraken]

@jlm2232 oh shutup . this is proof chuck norris sucks and its the end of this BS about him being amazing, chuck norris is a bitch

[kwyjibosponge]

@jlm2232 lol sure he did it was just on his chest at the time :D

[hajarisawesome]

Bruce lee accidentally killed him :\

[RustyRampRade]

@hajarisawesome "I accidentally the whole Chuck Norris"

[ENJager]

@Lobstrosity666 You sir deserve a thumbs up :P. Personally I live by/and prefer the "tits or gtfo" principle ;).

[bubba850i]

i think chuck has more fur then the kitty

[ENJager]

I actually thought this clip would be cool, but now I understand the reason why karate movies are usually gay. Blame it on all the asinine, ridiculous stretching, the lame fight sequences/moves and the stupid-ass yelping which sounds like a Japanese chick getting assfucked...me disapoint<--normally that wouldn't be so bad, but you'd need tits in the movie or GTFO. Only "karate" movie ever worth watching was Ong Bak.

[mariox901]

They Expect Norris to Beat a Dragon T_T Sure he's a good fighter but Lee Has Experience He was Only Messing >:D

[bmanbills]

Damn Chuck is hairier than a gorilla...

[MrNomads69]

KITTY beats ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[deavilchuan]

KITTY IS DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[UrbanPunch]

The cat is equivalent to a Cowboy hay ball rolling in a Western film.

[weaknessx100]

chuck norris was just young this was before he grew his beard and gained his fist

[Kingdjack3000]

@weaknessx100 actually he had his fist then he was a world champion b4 this

[RestInPeace2Me]

looks like the mortal kombat areans in mortal kombat 1, i wish they could create a video game that has some of the best martial artests of all time against some of the greatest video games martial artists , id love to see bruce lee vs lui kang, or chuck norris vs ryu.

[RestInPeace2Me]

what a hairy chest man thats sick

[hardtaill70]

@RestInPeace2Me

I'm confused with modern slang as it seems to change daily. Does "sick" (as of 9-29-10) mean good or bad?

[bikermandandy]

@hardtaill70 think it means good.

[bikermandandy]

bruce lee was the best martial artist off all time. in a realfight he would have easily beaten chuck norris.

[hardtaill70]

@bikermandandy

Lets see... Bruce was an actor and Chuck was a professional world champion fighter... hmmm..... Dont get me wrong... Bruce was bad ass... but to beat Chuck "easily?.." I just dont see it happening. Chuck was a bad muther f***ker in his own right. I would really hate to lay odds onto which one would win... I honestly wouldnt know who to bet on.

[bikermandandy]

@hardtaill70 bruce lee was not just an actor he fought in lots of tournements, and was one of the best fighters in the world. have you seen the 1 inch punch videos? he was amazing,

[hardtaill70]

@bikermandandy Yes I am fully aware of Mr. Lee's background... however... my comment was solely aimed at his ability to defeat Chuck Norris "easily." The hero worship of Bruce Lee is getting a little ridiculous. Have you ever looked into the background of Mr. Norris? If you have you will realize he was not a force to be reckoned with. Bruce invited him to be in this film for that very reason.

[bikermandandy]

@hardtaill70 granted might not be easy like i said but would have most likely won.

[temujin667]

@hardtaill70 obviously you dont know shit about chuck's career or background. his world champion point fighting clips are her on youtube. bruce wanted joe lewis to be in way of the dragon because joe was starting to fight in full contact matches. thats who bruce really wanted to be in the film. joe turned it down so he asked chuck.

[mrgb46]

@bikermandandy He also did push-ups with just his thumbs..