This sounds like porn beats. I heard this beat coming from an "abandoned building" down the street from my school. Just last week I investigated when the beats kept me up the night of exam. I snuck into the building and found hundreds of gay men dancing and preforming various sexual acts upon each other. This horrendous song is forever burned into my memory from that terrifying moment in time.
There´s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for Hard Man, like it was supposed to be Lard Man, but the guy that creates the boss screen got the script with a misprint or sthg.
Actually, based on his appearance, I'd say if the cannon was anywhere, it would be in that giant ass of his. Either that or it's a rocket booster to help him jump like he does. Because there's no other explanation for him to have a hole that big for an ass.
nice job, although i would have liked you to use different samples for the melody and harmony parts. Something with a bit more depth. otherwise, it makes it sound a little cheap.
Assuming the Eiffel tower still is located in Paris, and he did indeed fall through the ground into the sewer system, then yes...french poo *nods safely*
...sleep deprivation at it's finest was my thought process lol
looking at the picture, i cant help but think this:
BOOM HEADSH- oh, wait. its hardman nevermind.
kingdaedlus 3 months ago
yeah! the remix of my music
hardmancanada 4 months ago
In at 9,999 views! XD
SatoshiMatrix1 7 months ago
Strangely in this picture, the one shooting him, didn't think of shooting him in the face -_-
FighterO21 1 year ago
This sounds like porn beats. I heard this beat coming from an "abandoned building" down the street from my school. Just last week I investigated when the beats kept me up the night of exam. I snuck into the building and found hundreds of gay men dancing and preforming various sexual acts upon each other. This horrendous song is forever burned into my memory from that terrifying moment in time.
Hamburgler55 1 year ago
@Hamburgler55 Flames suck. Ducks rule.
Majsensmamma 1 year ago
He's Hard Man because he's a concrete mixer. You wouldn't think that by watching him fight though.
NathanTZ 1 year ago
This picture alone is epic enough.
ThePowergloveNinja 1 year ago 6
Where did you find the epic pic?
Kin20x6 1 year ago 3
...fail. These soft synth sounds are so unoriginal and bland it hurts...
I514 1 year ago
I love that image of him
cutmanmike 1 year ago 3
@cutmanmike
It's so epic, ya know? I'm wondering where he found it...
Koneko1TK 1 year ago
HARD MAN SMASH!!!!
zenmother22 1 year ago 2
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omg HARD MAN SMASH!!!! :)
gerghd 1 year ago
There´s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for Hard Man, like it was supposed to be Lard Man, but the guy that creates the boss screen got the script with a misprint or sthg.
Szbb667 2 years ago 3
The only boss in the entire history of video games that can freeze you with earthshakes even when you are in MID AIR!!! WTF!?!?
Defy physics much?
Pitylord 2 years ago 15
He is Hard Man dude. He can do stuff nobody else can.
Majsensmamma 2 years ago 18
@Majsensmamma he is "Chuck Norris -Man " ;D
Aquamaryann 1 year ago
@Aquamaryann lol ! just my thoughts!
Mysticsloth 1 year ago
@Majsensmamma What the hell is Hard Man anyway? I just metal barrel? Or a Mega Cannon with arms/legs? ?_?
jieuxx 1 year ago
@jieuxx He's supposed to be like a walking tank, minus the cannon.
crapheadandidiot 1 year ago
@crapheadandidiot
Actually, based on his appearance, I'd say if the cannon was anywhere, it would be in that giant ass of his. Either that or it's a rocket booster to help him jump like he does. Because there's no other explanation for him to have a hole that big for an ass.
twotailedavenger 1 year ago
@Majsensmamma what about Hard man VS Chuck Norris... man..? XD
Mysticsloth 1 year ago
nice job, although i would have liked you to use different samples for the melody and harmony parts. Something with a bit more depth. otherwise, it makes it sound a little cheap.
KochuJang 2 years ago
Awesome picture. Shows off Hardman's coolness.
MuhMuhMamaLuigi 2 years ago
@MuhMuhMamaLuigi There may be a lot of jokes about him, but you better RUN THE **** AWAY when he gets mad!
crapheadandidiot 2 years ago 2
Hell yeah, Hard Man is one badass dude.
MuhMuhMamaLuigi 2 years ago 4
@MuhMuhMamaLuigi Oh yeah. There is NO WAY I want to fight him. Unless I have heavy ordinance/ a VTOL crane. lol
crapheadandidiot 2 years ago
Imagine how irritating hard man exe would be.
RoseRedWrath 2 years ago 4
He looks like an extremely large mega buster if you look at him carefully
blues03 2 years ago 32
WOW he does. You think he creates a big explosion if he falls from the eiffle tower? He looks a little like a bomb
Raymond670 2 years ago 3
I think he'd fall through the ground and be lying face first in the sewer systems. But that's just me.
blues03 2 years ago
ew, french poo @.@
RikiRaccoon 2 years ago
French Poo?
blues03 2 years ago
Assuming the Eiffel tower still is located in Paris, and he did indeed fall through the ground into the sewer system, then yes...french poo *nods safely*
...sleep deprivation at it's finest was my thought process lol
RikiRaccoon 2 years ago
Oh, and OMG how did you know I haven't been sleep in the last 13 hours? It's 8 31 am now too..
blues03 2 years ago
lol more meant me xD I had been awake for 20 hours or so when I came up with that, my mind thinks in some weird ways when I dont get sleep
RikiRaccoon 2 years ago
Stuff happens. I'm still up and haven't been sleep..going soon though.
blues03 2 years ago
Damn, you're right about that.
DevinHades 2 years ago
AWESOME pic of Hard Man.
Totally tells his defense ability. :)
FireKirby7 2 years ago 8
this video should get more views
7chopsticks7 3 years ago 40
Kind of cool.
ZoonicDeHedgehoog 3 years ago 4