Re: @knitmeapony | Old Spice

[creekmilitia]

9 people are gay



[ADeadlyPenguin]

THIS WEBSITE DOES IT FOR YOU oldpice.jfedor.org

[Spieluhr13]

I wish that voicemail would be true *dreams on*

[MeWantCookie51895]

sooo i have the MP3 on my phone...but how do I set it to my voicemail?!?

[brukaoru]

You can make your own OldSpice Guy voicemail at- oldspicevoicemail(dot)com

[lafeefleurie]

@brukaoru I totally just made one, thanks :D

[CounterNerd]

@OldSpice

Are you gonna get Terry Crews to do any online vids?

[TrevisXD]

His video responses are awesome and funny, what if he where to be in a video game?

[emokid0100]

@TrevisXD Then i'd have to post one of the following comments on the website: "The video game is now diamonds!" "My Console came when it saw this" "I'm on horse" "What if he were in a movie?" "Nerdgasm!" "Lolwat" "To find cheats go to: ....................... .com" (or to the cheaters): "Your cheats are now diamonds" and of course: FIRST!

[iamtheveggiemonster]

Love him.

[TheMoetShow]

oldspice. jfedor .org/

(includes spaces)

This is a generator for this. I have used it and it works great. For guys and ladies. Thumbs up so everyone can use it.

[sogoodicoulddie]

@TheMoetShow This generator is amazing! I use it and change our "dates" often! :]

[sogoodicoulddie]

@TheMoetShow This generator is amazing! I use it and change our "dates" often! :]

[sogoodicoulddie]

@TheMoetShow This generator is amazing! I use it and change our "dates" often! :]

[AnimatorNDJ]

@TheMoetShow lol thats cool :D

[medi0dia]

I fixed it..edited it.... can use it.... how do you use it??

[medi0dia]

HELL YES!!

[liamlynchfan]

f yes, that's what I need- a sexy man in my voicemail!

[BioscenceProductions]

Imagine if someones husband heard this

[RosellaTech]

Oh, I was hoping that it would be really cool stuff like the men have. I would much rather be busy doing all that intense stuff in the other video!

[42connorzielinski42]

lol. look at the vid statistics. most pop w/ male Age 25-34, male 18-24, male 35-44. Also, was apparently recorded in the galapagos islands. We've narrowed down where this bathroom is!!! we can find it!!

[AccidentllyRandom]

wow...that is my new voice mail message! :)

[mfoytek]

added the numbers, strange synchronistics

[HotaruTheVocaloid]

i found a website were i can get the adio of youtube vids and download them on my itunes. im just weird like that. X3

[latieraeve]

I need to download and edit this so i can then rerecord this on my phone DX

[WalkThatKeroppi]

how do you set this for voicemail lmao

[emeraldrafael]

She's riding a horse backwards with me.

So... she's doing the cowboy?  You dirty man.

[darkluigiman]

@emeraldrafael How Dare You!

[emeraldrafael]

@darkluigiman

Yes? Just stating what he did.

[darkluigiman]

@emeraldrafael ok sorry

[emeraldrafael]

@darkluigiman

XD Its oka. Besides, you should see the other one where he calls a woman's husband gay.

[Jodie2504]

@emeraldrafael

Which one is that?

[emeraldrafael]

@Jodie2504

um... let me check and see. I'll send it in a message.

[emeraldrafael]

@Jodie2504

here, and for anyone else thats cares. Its rather subtle, and towards the end.

/watch?v=o5XDEPmjZ6Q

[techsniper]

... I have a sneaking suspicion that more men watch these commercials than women just for the lulz...

[exibitions]

"Ingesting my delicious-" I had to pause there to laugh my ass off.

[maiacaemmerer]

if I downloaded this as my message, HOW do I make it sound acceptable when people call me?

[Craznn]

Ingesting my delicious old spice man smell.

[Mikeybetts]

i think i just became gay

[shotahunter]

Aaaaaaahhhhh!!! *faints* ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

i want to ingest your man smell

[prettykitty39]

Lol... I just wrote on the previous videos comment that it would be awesome if he made a female version. Then this one plays next and my prayers have been answered. XD

[kghod]

omg this guy is amazing haha i love him

[Mister86Productions]

Hold 5 while playing for Mr. Mustafa imitating a silenced machine gun.

[illurvenistasartir]

@Mister86Productions AHAHAHAHHA you have NO idea how much this amused me!! XDD thanks a bunch!!

[fallen0810]

I believe you are the definition of manliness just like me. However, this plethora of videos could be considered selling out. Is it manly to sell out?

[Sean19901216]

lol i just watched this to hear him say "knit me a pony"

[epicmclovinable]

@Sean19901216 YEESSSS! That is the ONLY reason I pressed this! We're kindred spirits! xD

[phillywilly89]

you have low nipples!

[shonnerdotcom]

So where was this guy 40 years ago instead of that sailor guy Old Spice used who didn't do anything?

[BobvanDijk]

0:18 one 0:19 two 0:20 three 0:21 four 0:22 five 0:23 six 0:24 seven 0:25 eight 0:26 nine ' 0:27 zero Thumps up so everyone can see this

[medi0dia]

@BobvanDijk not working : /

[ADeadlyPenguin]

@BobvanDijk got to oldspice.jfedor.org it makes it simpler

[SynikaI]

@BobvanDijk That actually says, "hree three five five seven seven nine nine ero ero."

[fatine7chutzpah]

*faints*

[jkid1134]

This is on the Old Spice website!

Thumbs up this so everyone can see it!

[Picadors65]

Check out on you tube: Football players locker room shower/Trooper Keeton

[elykReVeRsEd8]

9 guys tryed calling their girlfriends and heard this voice mail.

[fagoteer]

i had to wright about my hero for school and i wrote about this guy, although chuck norris came pretty close.....

[TD31093]

The person you are calling is now DIAMONDS!

[Fireflies133]

9 people don't smell like men.

[gingerpi93]

I tried to record what I wanted onto my phone, but you could only hear certain words. The pitch of his voice is so low and manly that apparently my phone can't handle it.

[JustHereForComedy]

I only clicked this to hear him say 'Knit me a pony". XD

[100ErrosNosFilmes]

veja os erros de gravação no fime matrix!!

/watch?v=E3FcIL_j0fI

[joalcogui]

I'm not a lady and even I want to use this on my cel... :$

[WatchdogDisciple]

phones universe wide would have orgasms every time this happens

[mabuti8]

Someone should make this a capability for cell phones. NOW!!

The man of old spice doesn't need to worry about piranhas attacking him, they are cool like that and knows he is cool like that and wouldn't do something unimaginable as they are very good slash cool friends and such.

And to note, old spice man wouldn't need to read from cards, his mind is one big manly man card that he can change on a whim. Oh look, now it's diamonds. Better get those ears checked, that's not gold ;P

[LucyShy]

*drools...*

[h20kill]

btw ur supposed to edit the numbers and pick your favorite awesome ideas he gave which im doing right now

[OblivionVamp]

that guy is so awesome

[Mikeybetts]

i think i just came to old spice...

don't look so shocked! you have as well

[honeypot11]

lmao when he started saying "ingesting my delicious--" i was like LOLWHAT

[wangtang32000]

@honeypot11 LOLOLOLOL

[madbowlerV2]

so much fail science.... why do all the trolls have no science qualifications?

[KarinUzumaki]

Ohmygod, I need to set this for that ringtone that the person calling hears just for my boyfriend! lol

[Jadestone113]

Um. I shall volunteer myself for the lovely woman person for this voicemail. Just incase you were taking volunteers at this time.

[Daytonaman675]

The advertising agency that came up with this needs all the old spice profits for the next 2 years as compensation. Oh and an oldspice guy @ them.

[PinkSneaselGirl]

Ingesting my delicious OldSpice man~

I got a nosebleed at that part and blacked out for a second. It almost sounded like he said smell, but that would be crazy.XD

[slidel211288]

lol that was amazing

[MrPeterQwerty]

Ingesting his delicious....my mind blanked.

[Saxophonegeek3]

Chuck Norris-Old Spice Guy : )

[GoddessHoney]

This is my voicemail message..lol

[GotSumCheat]

I nearly jizzed.

[jkid1134]

You can download these in Old Spice's website.

[epsilon127]

New answering machine?

I think so.

[kappaman431]

I fucking love the internet, things beyond epic, like riding a horse backwards or recording a video so that the girl can edit it to be her voice mail message, can be done.

[TheExtreamBean]

dear old spice plese exsept my frend request because i am a manly man with iorn abs and i can also fly just by liking my solid platnum headge hog

[h3lblad3]

@TheExtreamBean

Real men can spell.

:D

[monolithispure]

man this guy is the awesomest guy ive ever heard/seen/smelt...no homo...man this guy is the closest you can get to god, chuck norris eat your heart out...what would make my life complete is for this guy to make a personalized video response to my comment....*waits*...

[Moonwalker2BaD]

you should learn latin language

[shieklinkluigi]

@Moonwalker2BaD He is the latin language...Hence the diamonds

[ski4life19]

Knit me a pony wtf ?? Lmao the account names are so fucking funny

[Wolftaffy]

Straight and Real

[Minimychem2010]

i bet all of the ladies where counting 1 to 0 just watching this ;)

[scotchtapedude]

Do you agree, that I can cook babies on a grill?

[559x831]

@scotchtapedude i do!!

[rainman211]

While surviving off the oxygen in my lungs.... THAT IS FUNNY!!

[jadeicetiger]

I WANNA SURVIVE OFF THE OXYGEN IN YOUR LUNGS VIA A PASSIONATE KISS!!!

[amvlegended]

I don't think she wants to come back after all that XD

[mysterychemistry]

i wonder whether his towel ever drops during shooting...

[supah1337B]

@mysterychemistry Keep dreaming. :)

[mysterychemistry]

@supah1337B

whatever, but would he notice, would he still wear the smirk? hahaha

[TheFunFerret]

@mysterychemistry And then I wonder how long it will take before that turns up on the internet. Let's hope .. soon.

[mysterychemistry]

@TheFunFerret

a definite yahoo

[godsminy]

hey @oldspice guy, can u do a ringtone for guys that will attract women? im getting quite lonely

[sodra9000]

@godsminy Your obviously not using Old Spice Correctly.

[jessicaarh]

I WANT TO BE SURVIVING OFF THE AIR IN YOUR LUNGS VIA A PASSIONATE KISS OLD SPICE MAN!

[Multiverse5680]

She'll get back to you as soon as she can.

lol question is can she?? XD

[MissNatie122]

Thanks, that was fast.

[loverofcookies117]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post

[halowarrior1000]

THE PIRANAS ARE DIAMONDS.

[zealouse]

THIS COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!!!

[crashnspin]

We don't have old spice in Australia...

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH OUR IMPORTERS?!?!

[LightShadow9]

@crashnspin  Your importers are now diamonds.

[crashnspin]

@LightShadow9

*Sigh* If only. =/

[ytfjordan]

Hes not THAT amazing... :/

[ottofan]

@ytfjordan you arent even allowed to write this

[ytfjordan]

@ottofan lol, why? Oh let me guess.....it's diamonds now? :/

[ottofan]

@ytfjordan correct

[gemini2491]

These commercials actually made me buy old spice and i am happy to say that i am a proud and faithful customer to OLD SPICE

[Bleepblue]

This video clip seems to be corrupted

[HaxxorsProduction]

@Bleepblue corrupted by total win

[DMRbrink]

what is this guys twitter account? 

[Centralnetstation]

you have reached the lady, who can't answer right now because she is probably on twitter tweeting that her voicemail is said by diamond man, which no one understands but her

[SoundTehHorns]

he doesn't breathe out carbon dioxide, he breathes out diamond dioxide

[timerider4]

@SoundTehHorns

diamonds are carbon.

[katikar1]

@SoundTehHorns that would be a crystalline organized carbon

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

@SoundTehHorns

Diamonds are made of carbon. Lol.

[SoundTehHorns]

@WhatsY0UTUB3 congratulations :D

[WhatsY0UTUB3]

@SoundTehHorns

Hah I thought you were trollin'

Well played sir.

[ragtimest]

@SoundTehHorns isn't diamond made of carbon though?

[dskillet15]

@SoundTehHorns diamonds are made out of carbon too...

[hodoboc]

Ok, how can someone be breathing oxygen from his lungs? Once the air arrives in the lungs it it transformed into carbon dioxid.

Biochemistry FAIL, Old Spice guy!

[philly7132812]

@hodoboc Hey don't let the Old Spice Guy read this, you'll turn into diamonds soon!

[atnonis]

@hodoboc lungs cant process all the oxygen they receive (hence the kiss of life)

Biochemistry FAIL, hodoboc guy!

[zabuzafan101]

@atnonis but what your saying dosent apply to the old spice man, he breathes in carbon dioxide and breathes out oxygen. he is the reason we are still alive

[tehJUBEZ]

@atnonis old spice man is beyond scientific fact.

[WolfenGamer69]

@tehJUBEZ he defies all scientific fact apon it being created while riding a horse up stream in december while it is frozen and being electricuted. WITH a monocle smile.

[DoubleDirtyL]

A womans man and a mans man......

[xceis]

This guy has one for both men and women... He's the most chivalrous son-of-a-god there is...

[dewdropdragon]

I'm so using this as my voicemail message. XD

[PeaceIlham]

But she will get back to you as soon as she can! That just made it all ahhaahah LOL

[caramellocutie]

I freakin love this! I want this on my phone!! lol

[kaarmu]

"through piranha infested waters" <3 The Princess Bride! You're even hotter now!

[chazyfizle]

this is my new voicemail which is now diamonds

[Bluestarskit4ever]

I totally just set this as my voicemail!!!

[TheBlestemat]

Nice Camera ...

[TheYuriBabe]

I'm seriously tempted to have this as my voice mail. Hrm...

[ancientsu]

how?

[TheYuriBabe]

@ancientsu

What do you mean, how?

[TheDawnovTime]

Holy cow. I wonder if my husband would allow this voicemail on my cell phone.... hrmm...

[iluvpinkandgold]

omg im using this !!!!!!

[ragazoor]

@mg098 posting that website made your awesomeness to great for me to handle, but for the behalf of the entire mankind thank god for you, and oldspice.

[TheDoggie77777]

i love u, ur really cool

[ThePurpleImpala]

abs xylpophone haha

[dancingminstrel1]

Oh my dear Lord...I'm in love.

[TheAlbinoMilkshake]

Old spice man, would you make an answering machine message for men?

[DrexelDragonO91]

@TheAlbinoMilkshake He already did. Watch the video entitled

Re: pandarr | Old Spice

Hope that helped.

[guyq101]

@kitemeapony is now diamonds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xNikkixNightmare]

You should make a ring tone. Hearing your voice coming out of our phone would be our motivation to actually pick up!

[JennylXJ9]

Wow, this guy owns.

Love it!!!<