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  • that buff white dude looks like he has an IQ of 9.

  • both of them just copied someone elses idea and made it better... people... don't forgot to give credit to the people who gave the original ideas to them. ... the coder of Unix died, he was probably one of the most important people related to computers. yet he had no goodbyes. but steve died... everyone was upset... when he didn't really do anything other than make a big version of the iphone which makes it harder for developers since they'll have to keep on using PCs to code it all...

  • they are the greatest people who has changed the world for ever

  • calm down Americans this is funny. they are not taking the piss out of the late Steve Jobs. its a joke. British people find it funny because harry enfield and Paul whitehouse are funny and make it funny. only you Americans don't like this just because the late Steve jobs was the same nationality. so just calm down its a joke.

  • Bill Gates has stated he does not give a shit about hardware.

  • "blah blah im american blah i find this offensive duuuuh" get a fucking grip america this is entertainment not a piss take because jobs is dead, Guarantee 1 million pounds he would have laughed at this himself. Rip Steve

  • MY GOD!! this is GAY!!!

  • Come on guys! This is just for the sake of entertainment , no disliking needed :P

  • This is so bad.

  • thumbs up if u are watching this in the 2011 and if u think this is classic. Rest in peace steve!

  • dislike button has been clicked

  • steve jobs was buried in an icasket

  • Very poorly done and stupid

  • funny

    

  • I don't think apple's ever put out hardware like that, even since 2007.

  • This is pretty bad.

  • British comedy is usually high brow and funny. This sucked.

  • I m pretty sure the writer /director wouldn't read this comment because he's busy pounding away pussy. He must be so cool and Jobs and Gates are so uncool.

  • gay

  • I saw this from tv.

  • lol

  • lmaooo

  • funny

  • @izbm666 Mac Pros have had Xeons since late '06 starting with the Woodcrest Xeon and now the Nehalem based Xeon. The Mac Pro is widely expected to be refreshed early next year with either the Sandy Bridge based Xeon or Ivy Bridge based Xeon.

  • @BelieveandtrustJesus FUCK you. Steve is a Buddhist and Buddhism teaches the way of karma whereby if in your life, you perform many good deeds, you will achieve nirvana and join the eternal heavens. If not, you will simply be reborn.

    Blech, call yourself a preacher of Christianity. ..

  • is it sad that i understood everything they were saying? lol

  • @revoltkid123 not at all

    

  • its like they are doing to it

  • LMAO!!

  • @mharris7190 Harry and Paul, an English comedy series

  • Excuse me people but believe it or not these two guys are two of the best actors around. Google the show. Alot of big hollywood names have said that Paul is one of the best, if not the best actor ever. So show some dam respect. assholes.

  • This is Hilarious.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID I WATCH??? OMG....hahahahaha

  • @WKaliberr Hellow anybody home this video was posted on 04/13/2007. Not recently!

  • @WKaliberr why are yo making fun at this guy who had lost its life think about it what happen if that was your friend or family how would you feel If someone pisses on your grave or your friends or families? I know we all got opinions but that's how life goes thats why we are all different "think different"

  • Awful. Trashy humour.

  • Steve does not talk about tech details. 

  • This is awful. Just awful.

  • Steve wasn't even nerdy looking : \

    dude and that apple embroidered sweater though loool

  • This is terrible.

  • wasnt 3 terrabyte unheard of in 2007 when the video was uploaded anyone?

  • R.I.P. Steve Jobs 1955-2011

  • I'm going to have nightmares now! LOL! RIP Jobsy!

  • who's the old lesbian woman in the pink sweater? LOL

  • Steve jobs had a personality. Something gates lacked

  • RIP Steve Jobs ..

  • xeon in a mac? odd mix

  • that kind of person with long arms and that similar face with ugly teeth, i hate that face and that ugly shape

  • "I Want You To Shoot Your Download All Over My Laptop"

  • lol

  • What The F*ck?!

  • What... the... hell is this... O.O

  • Comedy genius, plays perfectly on non IT people.

    But in reality it's all wrong. Steve jobs is not even a real nerd, just a realy cunning buisness and media mogul exploiting the electronic industry.

    Bill gates though is a real nerd. But in reality he's wife is average looking and obviously not fo the money.

    In reality they have a ver close and long relationship.

  • Someone nerdy is masturbating to this !!!

    And im not a nerd im geek XD !!!!

  • Lame. Just wasted 2 min of my life.

  • The funny thing is I understand what there talking about, 'DDR2 DIM slots, that support up to 16gb of ram, etc

  • Bill and Steve got along to make 1,012 accounts to disliked this and failed because 1,696 geeks liked this

  • @acww123789 umm...i think the real geeks are thumbs downing this corny shit

  • @acww123789

    OR maybe because this crap is not funny.

  • they are both trolls

  • a 3 gig processor? i don't think steve jobs is THAT dumb......

  • And not one floppy disk joke!

  • all these stuff are old

  • Sinekyre14

    jobs is a buddhist and gates is an agnostic...

  • 1:34 can't work out how you can make such a noise and such a weird facial expression!

  • For some reason I feel uncomfortable watching this lol

  • omg! omg! omgooooooooooood! lol

  • They're both jews, why shouldnt they be able to get along?

  • this is no where near funny.... Bill Gates would never be impressed by apples products.

  • hilarious!

  • Classic video but it does turn my stomach

  • lol bill gates has a nerdgasm

  • Wow... that's all I can say.

  • Wait..Bill gets turnd on by that? Is he a pedophile!? D:

  • i dont think thats bill gates...

  • Lol to funny

  • had to put a nigger in there? WTF? Nasty MUD Jews and their propaganda.

  • "It has two three gig dual core Intel Xeon 5100 series processors" If I understand correctly he meant 2 three gigahertz Intel Xeon processors? Well if thats the case its a pretty decent Apple Mac Pro!

  • @nexongamers Oh yeah! And multiple graphic card configurations! Not to mention the 8 empty dimm slots! *technogasm* (I kid, I kid.)

  • hahaha they make them horny talking about that

  • Yeah... except Macs aren't known for being customizable. Half of what Jobs says here doesn't make any sense. SATA hard drive slots? Heh. Good luck finding room for putting anymore into an iMac.

  • @SkullXII

    I don't need luck faggot. I got facts. Good luck running your shit pile Walmart PC with a virus for an operating system for more than 5 minutes without it taking a shit. Ctl-Alt-STFU

  • @evesplittheatom Nice assumption there, twat, but I'm actually on my Macbook Air right now as it happens. I never said that Macs sucked, I just said that they're not customizable which is INDISPUTABLE, so stick your "facts" up your arse... or since you think I'm a faggot, I might as well do that for you.

    *Rams facts up your arse*

  • @SkullXII

    post a vid of your Mac you lying faggot.

    "not customizable which is INDISPUTABLE". Very disputable you misinformation spreading cock sucker! Let's go on Skype live so I can ram rod my proof up your PC using ass! When I am done with you, you will be sucking my dick!

  • @evesplittheatom You have some serious personality disorders. I'm not going to entertain your stupidity and engage in a "debate" with you over Skype over the customizability of a Mac, because, well, I have a life.

    I have however snapped a photo and recorded a video of my Mac in action. I'll send the video once my main internet connection comes back (3G sucks) in a week or so, but 'til then, settle for the photo I've pm'd you, idiota.

  • @evesplittheatom Oh wow, you don't even have a channel. Well aren't you confident? Okay, so much for PM'ing you. imgurdotcom/6y5aD.jpg

  • just tasteless...

  • Wow

  • Of course they can get along, they're essentially the same thing in a different package.

  • this is stupid !!!

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  • well accept steve jobs was actually cool, he was good looking where as bill gates was a flat out nerd

  • .......WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

  • i wont go to bed tonight without nightmares

  • @ProLifeHelp Christ we heard you the 1st time

  • omg thats an i shirt that comes with da i pad2

  • They wives are not that hot lol in real life

  • That's Big Suze from Peep Show!

  • "Oh God, I want you too shoot your download all over my laptop"

    LOL

  • God this is awesome! =))

  • beavis and butthead nerds edition

  • is it wrong that i understood everything they were saying

  • pathetic

  • I think any guy my age today (under 25 or above 19) that doesnt know what these guys are saying is one of two things:

    1) A compleat moron;

    2) A Jock;

  • You can tell this is outdated now! DDR2 and Vista lol =p

  • Some people need to chill out. This video isn't mention to be serious. It's a joke... And it's AWESOME!

  • this is so witty and clever...

  • One word LOL

  • LOL...

  • These two great men have the power and the money. The idiots that made this video are just users of the system they created.

  • @camilocuesta and ur an idiot for taking this video too seriously, because u don't seem to understand that it's a parody, that it's suppose to be a joke and funny. Geez, have some fukn sense of humor u pessimistic douche.

  • @camilocuesta errr its called a comedy sketch!! get your boring ass on ebay and purchase a sense of humour!!

  • "hey want to hear about my new windows vister" LOLOLOL LMFAO

  • this is just stupid

  • xDDD

  • ''i want you to shoot your download all over my laptop'' XD thats what made me crack XD

  • "Bill gates" get's so fucking horny when "Jobs" talks computer

  • @ProLifeHelp

    The Bill & Melida Gates foundation's contributions to the organization have been specifically marked to avoid funding abortions. Get your facts straight asshole.

  • Computers are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • look nothing like them. fail.

  • Windows vista...NOOOOOOOOOO.

  • @Vista151 Not if you're making professional animated movies or commercials. I see your point, though.

  • LOL!! HAHA!!

  • FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i wonder if they liked the bedroom drapes

  • that was awesome!

  • That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. Obviously the computer industry paid for this crap skit.

  • 1:10 Nerdgasm ftw? :D

  • LMFAO

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • sexual computer talk

    first time i heard of this

  • Rofl copter

  • what show is this i think this is super funny

  • i am discourage

  • major ROFLOL @ people feeling or reacting offended by other people liking this video (

  • give to me right now c'mon aahhahaha!

  • hahah bill gates laugh :D aa aajj

  • hahahaha

  • @runningwithapipebomb Nope. Not a fan. I just cant tolerate intolerant people :P

  • @runningwithapipebomb this was made years ago chum.

  • they reely get along. dont they.

  • stupid!!!!!!

  • this is so not funny it's unbelievable

  • @klanko64 Funnt for comp savyes

  • bill gates watch out the only good thing is software(windows) because sony is coming out with there own operating system ,watch and see. that xbox 360 was garbage. sony will take over

  • @ZAGGTHESCRATCH Sony's gonna come down, they're trying to do everything and they're losing their cool like Microsoft is doing... oh well...

  • I'm ROTFL...!!!

  • awesome why do so many people dislike this vid!?!??!

  • @h4x0y i dont know, maybe because it contains so many sexual connotations...

  • That's really bill gates and steve, that's cool.

  • Bring back Harry Enfield!

  • 667 MHz of DDR2? idiots.

  • @kingcrimson234 trying to be smart ?

  • @SayianZZ you're clearly trying to be fucking retarded.

  • @kingcrimson234 maybe... maybe not

  • @kingcrimson234 Exactly it's 1333mhz now!

  • @JoelB3783 It's 1600 MHz now for DDR3 and for the new DDR4 chips announced by Hynix and Samsung, it's 2133 MHz for entry level and tops out at 4000 MHz for the enthusiast models.

  • @kingcrimson234 hey, that was in 2006, that time most PCs, even some high-end gaming ones were still running DDR-400 and low ends running PC-133 SDR. The Mac Pros then had 667 MHz DDR2 FB-DIMMs, which were blazing fast for those standards.

  • @kingcrimson234 it's ment to be funny... or does humor mean nothing to you

  • @kingcrimson234 Hey it was big back then, man.

  • LOL!

  • thats like porn for them

  • @the731272 Wow...thanks for blowing the lid off the point of the joke....fucking idiot.

  • @SkInHoUnD your welcome glad to help ^_^

  • @the731272 thats kinda the point :S

  • @chilliam00 exactly 

  • i would like to see what they say now with windows 7 and the new mac pro with 12 cores =]]] im a computer nerd.

  • I must me a nerd cuz I understood wat they were talking about

  • Shoot your downloads all over my laptop