MST3K #602: Invasion USA [Part 3]

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

The end of that dinner sketch was just perfect. :D

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"It ruined my hands, so I quit."

You stupid cow...

[ChaoticYak]

Aromatic comestibles?

[pretorious700]

"Tanks are more important than tractors" Thus is born the military industrial complex.

Tanks would be more important to the army, but just ask a farmer or someone who eats food how they feel. This movie is beyond idiotic.

[jeffeastwood15]

A really early anti Tea Party movie.

[theMAG101]

"Tanks are more important than tractors"

Yeah, we don't need food or anything..

[ZapAndTroy44]

Red dawn was better, and sine when did the Russians have P-38's?

[MiamiIndianTribe]

shut up

[GusF]

That dinner scene makes "Frasier" look low brow.

[colacp]

Ahh, plane poop, the worst kind.

[tarlcabot18]

Pass the beernuts, back-ass cracker.

[lastxwriter]

"Hey, turn it up, Max Headroom's on!" Wow, cult show reference.

[Applemask]

I love Dan O'Herlihy, but what is he trying to do with his voice?

[Oppledeldoc]

"A daqueri? That's almost a sissy drink."

She doesn't exactly hold much back, does she?

[thedarkpoets]

"To win a war...you need brandy...lot's of it".

[ShadesofScorpius]

HAHAH! Love the 'window cleaning' noises during the conversation ^.^

"Will somebody PLEASE INVADE SOMETHING!!?"

[DJStry]

I can't remember the name of the movie but watch the one where this guy is seriously cleaning his glasses for like 5 whole minutes and the running gag of the scene is squeaking noises...so hilarious :D

[eickides]

That would be "Riding with Death".

[Reelbigearth]

why do I find the Communist/German guy very sexy?

[Gomess]

The Red Menace is a seductive power!

[vampirehunterme]

lmao!! during the eating scene, i almost died when crow leaned back then dove face first into it lol

[Dragmack]

"pass the beernuts, you back-ass cracker!"

"will somebody PLEASE invade something!"

"Roy Cohn is our biggest obstacle".

I love how he hypnotized everybody by swirling a tumbler of brandy. if only diplomacy and the application of force were so simple...

[EternalGuardian07]

NORM!!!

[durane42]

So the Soviets thought it would be a good idea to assault the United States, a nation of nearly 10 million square kilometers, using infantry and air bombardments? And, of all points of attack, they chose the single furthest place from Washington, DC? I mean, I know Alaska is close to Russia, but what the hell? I think the real message of this movie is supposed to be that the Soviets are stupid. And yet America is STILL overrun by the climax of the film!

[pretorious700]

@durane42 Too many tractors, not enough tanks I guess.

[therunawaytanks]

Tom Waits.... Hey!!

[ziggytim]

wow, can't believe they missed doing a james bond music sting after he said "sylvester, george sylvester". must have been an off day.

[jeannec1]

This movie feels just like another promotional film. It's not really bad, just boring as hell.

[greasypigeon]

Norm!!

[areoborg]

I suppose that Mr Tractor Factory guy could expand his factory and hire new workers in order to provide tanks for the government (while pushing the cost onto Uncle Sam). That way everyone wins! Dealers get their tractors, government gets their tanks, and more average folks get jobs.

Or was Major Army asking for them to make tanks free of charge?

Or maybe I'm just over-analyzing a bad movie.

[ziggytim]

or maybe he could make a tank with one of those big rakes behind it.

[antistrunt]

So, in order to resist Communist aggression, all individuals must learn to subordinate their needs and desires to those of the State?

Is this supposed to be ironic?

[tacopylas]

That would be a possibility, were it not for the fact that they're seriously suggesting Americans give up everything in order to fight communism. Unless you paint the communists as the heros of this film, there's little else you can get out of it.

"Wonder if there are any beer nuts left"

[pretorious700]

@antistrunt Looking at this film, do you think irony was even a remote intellectual possibility?

[Applemask]

@antistrunt No, just stupid.

[mseales]

the dinner sketch at the end is classic. Gypsy's "Mike, this sucks!" had me lollin'.

[faustinesea]

"You need brandy, lots of it."

"Must go home and kill parents."

"More...later..."

[Priest84]

Look! The congressman is Joe Don Baker's grandfather Johann van Baker.

[Youngwrit3r]

lol "4:20 this afternoon"

(sry had to put that in iam high rite now)

[mrevans60]

Bobbi Gentry reference, you got me. Only thing I remember about her is the song..ode to Billy Joe. Great nonsense reference though.

[mrevans60]

The Bots in suits...looking good.

[Oppledeldoc]

Does anyone have know what on earth the Bobbi Gentry joke was about? If it doesn't mean anything, then it's one of the funniest nonsense jokes I've ever heard. Even Mike seemed surprised by it.

[sokarsfleet]

A congressman hanging drinking on the job!

[86thPatriot]

"NORM."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Will somebody PLEASE invade SOMETHING??

I like you, I'll kill you last.

[M40A1]

How did that plane fly through the window

[EternalGuardian07]

Servo: Pass the beer nuts, you pack-ass cracker.

This now on my Top 10 lines list.

[TheCripplerChick]

The army major has some questionable logic. "If an enemy nation invaded they'd be out of business for good." Um....no. They'd just work for the new occupying government.

[GoblinXXX]

The message of this film is apparently "It's unamerican to resist totalitarian government control of everything to fight that other totalitarian government that controls everything".

[PerryPlanet]

So this is from back when Alaska was referred to as a "territory".

[00mooks00]

Yes. Jonas Salk discovered it was a state in 1959.

[hamigakisan]

what the hell was that brandy snifter sequence about???

[GoblinXXX]

I believe what he was trying to say was... SLEEEEEP!!!

[radioblueheart]

Yay! The Soviets have come to liberate us! You have nothing to lose but your chains! You have nothing to gain but a world!

[Tralman1965]

"Well your girlfriend and I got to go".

[cahummel1]

Another dark one. All Americans are selfish, self-centered jerks who deserve to be conquered by communists. Worse than Rocket Attack USA even.

[durane42]

Er, why are people downvoting cahummel1's comment? I can only imagine that quite a few people don't realize he's stating the movie's point of view, not his own. Turn your irony meters on, folks.

[smokebreath]

So when Mike has a date with his family he doesnt feel the need to change out of the jump suit?

I guess he just doesnt care enough about the bots synthetic feelings.

[BekurahToshin]

What do you mean "Synthetic"? XD

If you hit a robot, does he not feel pain, is that pain not real?? D=

lol

I was waiting for them to do a skit like that after that ridiculous short. lol X3

[silverage59]

"Will somebody please invade something"

[PzGSephy]

Lol Soviet Union FTW xD

[asUtoob]

Nice suites...Tom and Crow joined Anonymous. }:^}

[buttscrew12]

How do they make movies shitty enough to be on this show to begin with.

[isopression8720]

9:18 another classic shot of Mike's headpiece!!!!

[THATSAWLUNEED2NO]

One of my all time favorite host segments. They capture the mundane nature of the short perfectly.

[rushnerd]

"Planes were seen at 4:20 this afternoon" LOL, I had to point that out.

[garthennis]

Mr. "Ohman", huh? Real freakin' subtle, movie.

[rand21althor]

"Will somebody please invade something?!" lol

[Applemask]

"Tanks are more important than tractors."

A sane film would shout that crazyman down, not agree with him.

[FNGLHR]

Perhaps if we change it around a bit...

"Tanks are cooler then Tractors"

There, thats better, and far more factual. Afterall, without tractors where will we get our cream corn? Sure, its not cool, but it is pretty damn important.

[Blibertyblob123]

Why the heck did the soviets start with Alaska?

[Applemask]

It was closer.

[onlocash]

I believe they're only 50 miles apart from their closest points.

[Applemask]

One year later and that question is an important issue in the United States Presidential Election.

[thedarkpoets]

"Pass the beer nuts you backass cracker"

XD

[Phished123]

i thought communists drank vodka?.....i guess they drink brandy when they try to fit in

[Cosmoline]

Damn Canadians!

[drewcifer721]

-Mike: "Lights out! Everybody drink up!"

[TRUFFL3S]

"Wha-ho!! Got a live one here!"

"Will somebody please invade something?"

"...but such are the vicissitudes of sport"

"Your occupation?"

"Communist! - I mean..."

[ElectricRat]

The best part was where they shot that reporter or whatever she was.

"*incoherant gibberish* The enemy!!!*

BANG!!

[lollygager3664]

"Well, you and your girlfriend got to go."

"I just want a working nose."

"You know this is how my mom dropped me off at school everyday."

[IanBlackwater]

It's pronounced "vittles". :(

[MoJoelRizing]

Various recently-hypnotized bar patrons:

"Castro's an okay guy..."

"Dalton Trumbo's a good screenwriter..."

"Roy Cohn is our greatest obstacle..."

"I wonder if there are any BEER NUTS left..." XD

[ShoesB3tch]

Haha Tom had a little knife in his hand during their "pleasant" dinner.

[SoundsmithOne]

I like you. I kill you last.

[drclitorious]

"Pass the beer nuts, you back-ass cracker."

[abeautifulagony]

name? and your breasts. I mean occupation!!!

[Thesynapze]

Watch yer backside, Maverick!

[outmywindow]

The Alaskan High Command?!?

[arjumand]

"Will somebody PLEASE invade something!!!"

[V1AHHHH]

"You need Brandy & lots of it!"

[DireSloth]

I love it when Crow "Slicks" his grill thing down.

"Mike, this sucks!" XD

"That reminds me, I have to clean the toilet bowl"

[flapdoodle64]

And I thought Fox News began in 1996...

[OffMyRocker89]

Who was doing the squeeky sound during the window cleaning? I think it's Trace, but I can't be sure.

[princesskyrie]

Crow was shaking during the squeaking, so I think it was indeed Trace.

"What kind of leadership do you suggest?"

--Puppies.

[Ivyandstone]

He does great sound effects.

[princesskyrie]

He's just an all-around great performer.