THE DRUG THAT STOPS AGING?!

[1995bigb]

side effects: erectile disfunction, gout, aids, anal sepage, heartburn, athletes foot, man boobs, increase of estrogen, depression, herpes, and other minor side effects see your doctor if any boils or massive mounds of puss begin to form in your anus. Do not take this pill while on drugs like pcp, alcohol, cocaine, steroids, or weed or it may increase these symptoms and cause you to blow up

[krazyhatman]

Ur cool....

[TheKenanFoxx]

i love the hat bro!

[ahsanzaheer123]

thumbs up if you think this guy just got out of jail !!!

[infernape667]

I Have a feeling I"ll buy the pill from a guy in a dark ally in NYC & then wake up on top of a building the next day shirtless. :X

[MrGreglaw]

Thanks for the adding me. Brilliant video, lol. I've subbed you. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year.

[rite2thetop]

1 grand a pill side affects: you glow in the dark and you get magical powers duh

[rite2thetop]

"Why didn't u finish your homework?" cause i have 5000 more years to live

[smoshher]

if it comes out its going to be like $800 a pop ( but im calling bs)

[Dejaykey21]

Side affects:uncontrollable boners i mean nothing

[Dejaykey21]

OMG I want it so badly and if I could live forever I would master ate m

[Anamamma1]

if I could live forever.. see every freaking movie in this world and then diss, them I guess

[DeathIsNear09]

lol myfatassdick



[myfatassdick]

nooooo dont do it dr. wutsurface justin beber will never hip puberty and he will sing forever ever ever *eco*

[jonahsparrow]

id rather die young...

[GameFreakForEvah]

russians fuck yea

[bobthefable]

Side effects: Dying alone, Looking like a dick, Super herpes, the clap

[ItsMelissaVanity]

i would take that pill fo sheezyyy, become a non-vampire vampire. :)

[0utersp4ce]

Nothing's better then BEER. OOUW YESS xD

[MyTilted]

if it comes out start buying as much land as possible cause you will have it for a long itme and if all the old people dont die it means the population will go up really fast

[nighthawk3321]

Side effects = erections for up to 5 weeks...

Giggity giggity goo

[pLayer1murphy]

effects: kill yourself

[asakuza0091]

I would take that pill! :D xD For real!

[kikkin55]

If there is the pill id give them my brother for a millin packets n then I'd finsh my werepyre costume n be a fkin werepyre moat people will prob buy it n act like vamps wil be be the hybred bitch

[TheBluerose94]

who wants to live forever it sucks you know if u could see the kids of ur kid's kid's kids....lol

[bigpafa]

stop playin goodd :P hhhhahahahah

[lullabypoe]

if it works then y didnt his ass use it????? n u do did that billy madison impression really good lol

[LamInc1984]

This guys jokes!lol

[mrculoman100]

if they do make it.. danny will have to make a third channel on mars.. and make another green screen :D

[shiznak55]

as long as we die eventually, i think it would be fine. prolly have to find a new planet to live on tho, we wont have enough room if we live that long!

[Purplepiranhas]

Thumbs up if you watched this video because of the thumbnail XD

[HeraldOfHypo]

fukz naw, i read tuck everlasting

[jakester1478]

The pills are gonna taste like shit and side effects include:explosive diarea, and you will start growing random vaginas in random places

[veethiv]

oohh who can understand over population better than India.. With over populations, you guys, living in americas or europe will no longer be able to live the way you are now.. There would be hunger, poverty and what not. So I say, No to the PILL! AS resources are LIMITED. The earth would die before its time... Sad.

[brVOVds]

@veethiv you could be overreacting 

[bboydreamer96]

im so glad i discovered this channel

[Dayntei]

It makes me think of this book I read in 6th grade called, "The Declaration"

[TheShaitanjr]

it would be pretty cool to see what some people do with their extra time if the pill works, super smart people, huge fucking wieght lifters, great musicians, this pill could greatly influence the artistic side of society

[tramvaj12]

@openupfresh So you simply want to die ASAP without any concern on others? That is selfish my brother. What I can say, I was a wealthy, in first war they tried to kill me, they killed us massive and buried us talking as we kill them, and BBC, CNN and others broadcasted and whole world think that we are butchers instead of them and that they are holy people... They stole from me everything they could even ground was removed and filled with garbage. So what I should say?

[HHeellzzoonnee]

Thats REally awsome,

Side effects: Permanent Amnesia, Chance of permanent CAncer, & Rotting limbs

Pill = Human-Zombie form xD

PEACe

[tramvaj12]

@openupfresh But why you do not want to live 150 years and die on your legs instead 80 in hard pain in your bad, doing way much for civilization that will help you gain place in haven and pass way bigger experience on future generations, not simply die and go to haven without all good things you could did? And is there any description in any book how long do we need to live? No there is no if I know it.

[tramvaj12]

@openupfresh But why you do not want to live 150 years and die on your legs instead 80 in hard pain in your bad, doing way much for civilization that will help you gain place in haven and pass way bigger experience on future generations, not simply die and go to haven without all good things you could did? And is there any description in any book how long do we need to live? No there is no if I know it.

[billibu]

side effects: too many people for the earth to support!

[opal1920able]

what is age? is age it a number, is it what people perceive you to be, or how you feel? i think its how people perceive you, cause i dont know, i mean people act and treat you based on their perception.

[noli9999]

why do we watch this idiot

[MBX1998]

Of course we all are people by our biological structure but we grow in different places and different times and that way we all are not one minded biological humanoyds or robots and there are genius ways too ! I am 32 but I feel like i was 20 or 15 fysically Sorry my bad English !

[MBX1998]

Anyway,I think that ageing and biologycal structure and fat sicknes problems in abnormal manner are more nonecologycal food problems in our century and in none politically strong countryes there are stress problems too !Hard work makes body faster to grow old and too little sex makes mind abnormal ! People are people but they are different in birth times and spirits and mind grow up in different ways and tendency!

[kthylin777]

they are workin on a pild who can make people stop being addictive to cocaine weed cigarretes :)

[thekatyperryfan2000]

So baby... How old are ya?? I'm 137! THAT IS ONE OLD VAGINA! lol

[Leatherbehlt]

side effects: aging, death, and disappointment.

[rocaho001]

@Leatherbehlt side effects: massive suicidal thoughts

[deathboyinc]

at 1:15 i was thinking i was like"hmmm where does crazy ass experiments hjappen?"and i was right...

[101HPfan]

I would learn some crazy martial art and kick everbody's ass and become the female equvilant of Chuck Norris.

[MooNStrucKFoRLifE]

FUUUCCCKKKKKK i want one

[Luxorasdasd]

hahaha 0:10 - 0:15

[justme33441]

that wuld suck if we lived that long!!!!

[Amass123]

lol billy madison reference :D

[stephenmgf]

0:02



[tok33270]

Mr Tök - Made In Chalandon (Official)

new clip youtube.com/watch?v=kHn71Q8i_v­M

[UserIsAnFBIAgent]

It's called Resveratrol. I know allot about it. Good Video.

[elgurusexual]

yay! magic pill ;D

[NOVAGIRL666]

yes finally!!! immortality is within my grasp!!!!

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@NOVAGIRL666 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Dont do it, it will doom us all!

[deeclear]

@PsychoBurgundy2 naturally inquistive is just a nice way to said nerd!! lolol All nerds are curious!! lolol but that's what makes us great!!

[pyroactive34]

Impressive? I didn't think so!

[Obamaownswhitesnow]

This mofo is funny! I like the guy, he could be a comedian.

[PAULLONDEN]

Do us & yerself a big favour....never use it....on second thoughts ,yeah try it ,you might shrink as a guineapig.

[deeclear]

i dont know what everybody else would do but I would so learn all the languages i can. I am such a nerd... SIgh... That's what I would do. Oh and travel like crazy... i mean like everywhere.

[YouToobSays]

@PsychoBurgundy2

True, but still....

[TwotMop]

Man Chuck Norris is already immortal, just look at him, 70 year old man that looks like he's in his 30s or 40s

[PAULLONDEN]

@TwotMop M. Jagger and all those other rich dudes hung up on age ,jab themselves each day with high quality hormone injections. It seems to work.

[slaysdemons9]

if every one lives for ever we wuld need to kill the china ppls to many ppl there

[gallya]

@slaysdemons9 you guys are really into china aren't you? Wanna kill India too? they're only 1.1billion, china is 1.2billion. Oh wait, you dont search up facts. We'd have to kill all of America cause they're all ignorant fuck tards that sit there and play games and dont know shit about what's going on

[YouToobSays]

If we lived forever, life would be meaningless.

[Andoniilawea]

@YouToobSays of course not

[PAULLONDEN]

@YouToobSays

Indeed, Life - Death they're both sides of the same coin,I feel for people who are afraid of death. Why be afraid of the ONLY sure thing in this life ? Although, probably most people are not nessecarily afraid of death, but getting old and weak. Most people learn to accept it ,with the passing of the years.We have no choice though, it's either accept it, or be depressed till you die,and make life miserable because of the inevitable.

[YouToobSays]

@PAULLONDEN

Well that was deep.

I'm gonna hafta go ahead and steal your "Indeed, Life - Death they're both sides of the same coin,I feel for people who are afraid of death." quote.

THANKSSS.

[sexymamaluvinhim]

0:10 is the best part hahahaha <3

[aaronomg]

dickhead

[keemojr]

I WOULD HAVE SO MUCH UNPROTECTED SEX!

[inusasuke12]

@keemojr u would still die from std's buddy

[keemojr]

@inusasuke12 Oh really, well then, I'd run for president as many times as it takes until im elected

[MrAxemana]

Who the fuck wants to live to be 100?

infact who wants to live past 75? not me..

[shafermen]

@MrAxemana why wouldnt you want to if you look the same as you do when you first start taking the pill

[roxasnriku1]

@shafermen what if you were suppose to hit a growth sperg that made ur penis bigger but u took the pill???

[MrAxemana]

@shafermen Cause ill probably be 80 by the time i get to take one.

[giantmetfan97]

wait so this thing can make us look the same and stay the same forever but you can still die from diseases it will just make u saty the same right?

[fma13rox64]

The world will become over-populated?? FYI - the world already is over-populated. Some countries are actually making islands to encompass more people. Anti-aging pill will mean that we'll have to like colonize mars or plow down the rainforests or cover over the oceans with artificial islands. We'll be screwed.

[TheDezembro]

cost will be incredibly FUCKING high... thats for true, probably, only for the rich & famous...

the deseased people that needed will have to fucking try to steal it or some shit... i mean.. stop aging is freakin' amazing...

probably there will be a new waves of movies...

-THE 3 HOBOS JACK THE MIRACLE DOPE!

or some crap...

if u take it and...u suddenly hate ure life here's a sugestion: SHOOT YOURSELF!

[Trikean]

whats the betting it will be released in 2012?

[ClueLou]

@Trikean 2:1 odds that will come in a form of a porn star.... breast implants and all

[niuniakaw]

Heyy I reckon it's a great thing for humans apart from like yeah really old vag! Btw GO RUSSIA

[DominicanDragen]

im magen all the brods you will bang doring the years

[qwentin355]

your moms going to be so mad, you broke her broom now she'll have to clean the kitchen on her hands and knees and she isn't getting any younger

[CR055H41RZ]

HURRY!!!!@!~~!@!!!`121``12`1`1­211212112`

[dantheman1507]

manganese phtalocianite increases the life span on some worms or shit with about 30%

Put that shit on some S. Pombe with the SOD2 gene pulled out and it worked better than the protein that the gene should've produced.

Yeah... Antioxidants...

[ClueLou]

There is a story that heard that one guy wished for immortally, but forgot to wish for agelessness... so the guy got immortally.... but he was physically aging and dying, but couldn't die.

Pretty screwed up huh?

[qwentin355]

@ClueLou that reminds me of the ending of justice league unlimited: kids stuff where Mordred breaks his mothers agelessness spell and lost his eternal youth but retained his eternal life good episode (yeh i know im a nerd)

[ClueLou]

@qwentin355 got a link for it?

[qwentin355]

@ClueLou nope srry all i know its the last 5 minutes of justice league unlimited episode 3

[MsSunhappy]

@ClueLou wow, that's scary o_O

[UglyReptile]

Hot Guy + Funny Video = Horny :)

[sheridanbucket]

Forever is a mighty long time. If you could live forever, would you choose to keep your current corporeal form or change it periodically? If Earth were destroyed by a massive asteroid and your mangled, eternal body were drifting through the cosmos, would you relinquish your corporeal form and let your consciousness join with that which is like you on a different astral plane? Is life-energy ever really terminated, or just transformed? Go ahead, have a do-over: what else would you be doing? XD

[ClueLou]

@sheridanbucket would pretty much do nothing....

[Vayshen]

Only after we've taken over the universe so we dont over populate Earth.

[zydelldevine339]

I think their gonna fuck up the world, but itz already on itz way there, so they mite as well. Love the video =)

[judithr64]

he kanna cute

[abc123mell]

where r u from?

[JusttJordan]

I LOVE YOU<3

and i see that you are a subscriber to me(:

[TinusHiphop]

so u have a green screen and you dont use it?

[TheInnerMission]

It would make an interesting novel. The long term effect would likely be that humans would die at younger ages. The wealthy would have access and essentially enslave the masses (to a greater degree than we already realize). The most "subservient" of the working class would be granted access to the "pill" creating a competitive environment to maximize productivity and conformity. Hmm...sounds a lot like money...

[xorobahoy12]

Price: $100,000+

Shouldnt exist world would be more over populated then it already is.

[SHIPIT01]

Bet they cost bout three fiddy :)

[AlysVlogs]

THAT IS ONE OLD VAGINA

okay. i kinda love u now.

[pie015]

@ dannycraps... if you mean before before christ those egyptians lived more than 200 years...not 30 or 50...but good video keep up

[monsternrgy]

Armageddon?

[rayvensmoon]

Nice Crash Test Dummies intro :-) I really hope that pill never comes out...humans need to die to keep the status quo.

[JaSheen89]

*Whispers* Cannabis is better than beer!

[NJP695]

In a more basic way, though slightly more advanced then what he said, It basically means It'll help stop the oxygen in your body from turning into acids and toxins that slowly decay our body to fatigueness.

An arm and a leg is a bit light of a term for its pricing, though

[celticprincess01]

I think you answered your own question, at least, as far as my opinion goes: the world would get even more over populated and there's enough retarded people as it is, so I think that thing reaaally shouldn't exist. lol

[Sebsvideos1]

its stupid,its gonna cost £1 million,yeah...no it will not(by far) be legal the and side effects will be hitler returning

[DAROMSninja]

Why cant I find any news on this pill? I googled it and a bunch of old bullshit came up. You should link to an article or something.

[Clusk13]

Another PhillyD ripoff?

[flybuyfilms]

I am not religious but read the bible and it is said that some people live for these long lives. Read about atlantis and they also lived for these long times. this is called the cycle of life. LOL not.

[Mernwyn]

@flybuyfilms Yeah I hear it says that people used to live long lives then it was shortened, and i guess we're trying to make it long again (depending on the legitimacy of the bible, quraan, tora whatever)

[sweetaz678]

What about anti-aging pets... omg. 50+ year old dogs and cats?! Talk about overpopulation. pros: you get to keep "buddy" for a lot longer, having a true family pet (that animal can grow with you and your children's kids);

cons: people who will breed the same champion show dog for decades, or random unfixed strays able to repopulate for decades, designer anti-aging puppies (people who want a dog/ cat that stays a puppy/kitten for 10 years/however long the pill works for.)

so many issues..

[jwpcwrd]

@Mohamed518 I'm sorry, but I have to go all fanboy on you now. First off, while the I Am Legend movie could have been so much worse, IT'S NOT I AM LEGEND!!!!!!!! I Am Legend is a Matheson story about the last man on an earth over run by vampires. Not whatever the fuck they called those monsters in the movie. The fear was because these vampires were still functionally human and intelligent. Now that I'm done ranting, thanks for chatting

[gosenskat]

I really, really hope I never live to see the day where humans live forever.

We can't handle our current population nor do we want to change our addictive lifestyle to even make it plausible to sustain over 6 billion people.

So with even some people living forever, the world would be going downhill much, much more quickly.

[mrfreshboystatus]

I'd get pretty tired of seein the same people FOREVER lol

[jeobeahon]

if we live any longer than we need to, the gov is gonna start TRYING to kill people. why does the law enforce weed law but not pr0n laws? Horny=stupid. but high=calm. same thing. if avg lifespan = 140+, murder, suicide, and “disappearance” will increase. living space, health, and confidence will go down. or maybe im just crazy like 2/3 of all youtubers. 

[MattLaurinMNTL]

I love the end!

[10lettername]

i like how you attempt to look like a douche to appear more attractive.

[bonegurdian]

at 1:36 that girls boobs are like spears! lol

[frajeff91]

I want to read the article! URLPLZ!

[misssarahjean91]

Side effect? Have to work longer :-/

[danieldvs100]

im bout 2 sub u.

[danieldvs100]

yo he funny.

[Mohamed518]

1:50, the stuff on the board is organic chemistry (phenol, carbon chains, benzene, etc.) too bad i'm smart enough to know that but not smart enough to get higher than a 70 in my course :(

[DBALLA9]

LOL, actually way back, age span was alot longer, humans were bigger, compared to our generation

[daviddwk]

the pill would just confuse the world (witch girls are actually young ect.)

[GomezVendable]

i think we should only give it to certain people like Bear Grylls or super smart doctors basicaly anyone who has proved themselves smarter than the average human, and i would say that we should give it to Chuck Norris but lets face it he doesn't need it

[jwpcwrd]

Considering I've always wanted to know how the world will end, yea, I would want to take the pill.

[Mohamed518]

@jwpcwrd this pill WILL destroy the world, ever heard of a film called I Am Legend?

[danieldvs100]

@Mohamed518 OH shit. lol i seen that.

[xNickTheBrickx]

Can you link me up to the articles on the scientific breakthrough???

[kortick50]

You know I'm born to lose, and gamblings made for fools, But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever......

[TheCoconutHeadKid]

i think it sounds awesome

[ThatCanadianCouple]

lol. Brett Farvre would definitely use this to keep playing football !

[xxgurlemoxx]

Wierd. I'll try it!

[bradbfunk]

side effects: rapid ageing

[TheBieberfever11]

i feel special he ffriend requested mee(:

[Usagiflower]

Ha ha ha, that's crazy stuff! Yeah, I agree, the world would get super populated. I'd be like what you see in the sterotypical vampire movies - we'd all just get jaded and bitter, lol!

[rulthlessrudy]

hurry some one give it 2 chuck noris

[celticprincess01]

@rulthlessrudy He doesn't need it. o_o

[AlienGangMuzik]

@rulthlessrudy lmao

[Obamaownswhitesnow]

@rulthlessrudy I like Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan or Jet Li better.

[Celshonar]

The side-effects will be turning everyone into a zombie.

[vyre43]

....DUDE, i just realised there'd be all these 17 year old looking chicks who'd gone through menopause already... weird.

[gamegool]

MABY WE WILL BEACOM VAMPIRES.....that would be cool

[kimzors1]

i really dont think we need an anti aging pill because like u said: more people-live forever=overpopulation

[187killa602]

it would be part of a new science law crap like newtons law or boyls law

[DariusAK]

i think it will turn work then a side effect at a age we will go old fast

[illectrikSkope]

i think we've all seen I Am Legend

[Mohamed518]

@illectrikSkope lmao, nice one

[yawnyman]

it'll prolly cost alot per pill, and not only that, ud prolly have to be at least 21 to take it, BUT the military ould possibly make good use of it.

[TheDannyChild]

I'd hate living forever. If I was immortal I'd kill myself.

[PvtPancake]

@TheDannyChild

LMAO me too dude, me too.

[screwdupsk8terchick]

this would cause over population also causing the government to go to there genocide plans... yea

[thrallskull]

thats one old vagina ! >:P lol !

[GardeniasR4Ever]

Neh I don't think it's a good Idea. Thinking about it... it would cost a LOT of money to take a pill just so we could live longer. Maybe I'm just more spiritual and think that people should just age gracefully. Also... the side effects could be really bad... I would rather live out my life naturally.

[TeDdYsAuRuSrEx]

i want it man.