If l'm the real joker then my mother's a man! ... Is she? Are you really THAT stupid batman? ... That doesn't answer my questioonn. I don't have a computer, l have a macintossshhhh.
When the joker is making the retard posture aka hitting his chest, it sounds like he is wacking off to the clown porno. And his face settles my theory.
"are you hacking me????" "what do you mean???" "the glowing rectangle just went black." "Thats called a screensaver!" "Your hacking me arn't you?" "No idiot move your mouse!" "I don't haveany pets" "The mouse is on your computer" I have a macintosh!" "No idiot you have a computer" "Do you want to die? Nobody hacks me." "Are you threatning me?" "Im a ninja of the night, Ill kill you till you die!"
*jerks up fast to dramatically stare at the camera*
Are you hacking me!
1:23
TheKyleEffinLittle 5 hours ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
1:19-1:23
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.
mebemichelleyy 11 hours ago
joker:you just dug your own grave batman batman: no i didnt i dont even have a shovel
xx0natasha 15 hours ago
what a douche baaaaaaaagg
22Hypergrl 1 day ago
I command you to functioooooon
KAPLOWIER 1 day ago
Cyr and Onision should be cast in the next Batman movie. That's a movie that'd be an instant classic.
Cameronismy 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
hahahahaha 2:08
Hiasl1998 2 days ago
I don't have a computer I have a Macintosh
lilly7991 3 days ago
1:24 snake hide under a box you've been spotted !
360bloodman 3 days ago
I DONT HAVE A MACINTOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DYLANIS13371 3 days ago
whats the song at the end?
TheNuclearbomb11 3 days ago
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omg! One of the best onision-cyr videos i've ever seen! So damn funny lol
Julinhamadrid2009 4 days ago
I have his Nike globes :P
surfdudezuri 4 days ago
"You just dug your own grave batman!"
"No I didn't! I don't even have a shovel."
LMAO XD
XclubpenguinchickX 4 days ago
press 5 for insults, 4 for the truth, 3 for confusion, and 7 for MACINTOSHH
awesome7duck 5 days ago
MACINTOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
zombiekilla213 5 days ago
Press 7 for Macintossssshhh.
guepardomorado88 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
I thought batman knows about computers
AKAJerms 6 days ago
that doesnt answer my questiiiioooonnn.
MrSmarti15 1 week ago 9
the bottom tab says clown porno
98maxn 1 week ago
WORK DAMN YOU! I COMMAND YOU TO FUNCTIOOOOOOOOOON! XD
MrYobonator1 1 week ago
Macintosssssshhhhhh
cool word and long enough... i will make it my password
rainofthepast 1 week ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
he sucked the glass with deep feeling,LOL.
Curiosity3284 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
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aubertafihivfn65ro 1 week ago
LOL "i will kill youu until you diieeeeeee"
lllllllllll10 1 week ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
"What a douchebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag."
BBgun738 1 week ago
my mom waked in on 1:22 and thought it was porn
superawesome78765 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
The funniest part to me is that batman fights crime with technology all the time. It just adds a layer on to the original joke for me.
wolfkeith254 1 week ago
Lol mechentosh, love you onision I don't like how people hate you
johnjung806 2 weeks ago
if you look at jokers toolbar it say clown porno
michaeljackson7021 2 weeks ago
What the fuck is wrong with joker 2:18
MrJD654321 2 weeks ago
"Work Damn You, I Command You To Functiooooooon."
Skycitymusicbradyv13 2 weeks ago
Macintosssssshhhhhh
rainofthepast 2 weeks ago
No u didnt i dont even have a sssshovelllll
MrKeyshawn12 2 weeks ago
I command you to fuck shit lololololololololo
Plymouthduster30 2 weeks ago
what did batman say at the end?
MrDbzguy 2 weeks ago
i lolled when joker started punding his chest
i lolled again wen he said ill kill you till you die
i lolled again at the end
i lolled
bigrockgiant 2 weeks ago
at first i thought he said "I command you to fuck shit...."
Nightcrawler579 2 weeks ago
"I'll kill you till you die." O.O How is that possible?
XOKyraKexOX 2 weeks ago
"I'm a ninja of the night. I'll kill you till you die..."
Alibaby9 2 weeks ago
ih my god XD that was funny and crazy
TheMemo8888 3 weeks ago
''I DONT HAAAAVE ANY PETS!''
brilliant writing.
lvaxb24 3 weeks ago
omg the end i so funny
bigrockgiant 3 weeks ago
John Lorenidis? What are you doing in a Batman costume?
Dolsey1 3 weeks ago
@Dolsey1 Its Cyr o-o
MCRMYB3 3 weeks ago
I'LL KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE
lolz
TheJesusofsuburbia31 3 weeks ago
If l'm the real joker then my mother's a man! ... Is she? Are you really THAT stupid batman? ... That doesn't answer my questioonn. I don't have a computer, l have a macintossshhhh.
ipoopedthismorning 3 weeks ago
nice one at the end
humvyman 3 weeks ago
SAY IT AGAIN
RenegadeDaem0n 3 weeks ago
so hes batman and he has a toutch screen computer at least i thought
coramina15243 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
"I'll kill you till you die"
camyroth 3 weeks ago
I have a MACINTOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TaraParker12345 3 weeks ago
I almost died of laughter
mdrvn08 3 weeks ago
funny part(other then everything) is that batman uses technology to fight crime...alllwwaaayyysss.
wolfkeith254 3 weeks ago
anyone else notice that the joker was looking at clown porn?
msizemore32 3 weeks ago
''I will kill you till you diieee'' LOL x
MsCrazyLoopsHammies 3 weeks ago
Lol I love Cyr as Batman <3
newgroundscrazy 3 weeks ago
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newgroundscrazy 3 weeks ago
Cyr is the best Batman.
sneakyjizz 3 weeks ago
Mystery Video?
MrDisneyLova 4 weeks ago
I will kill you 'till you die.....Batman logic xD
xRavenDarkAutumnx 4 weeks ago
i LOVEEEEEEEEEEE your joker voice !!!! it's better than the real one !!!!
xXThroughTheMusicXx 4 weeks ago
LMFAO that was some hardcore derp!!
supersonicsam1 1 month ago
0:20 "work damn you! i command you to fuck shiiiiiiiiiiitttt!" XD
shan46916 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
"I don't have computer... I have a Macintosssssshhhhhh."
ztank001 1 month ago 74
"I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!" ...well that makes sense.
wildboyintraining 1 month ago
if you press 4 and then 1, he says "im not actually asian", then the joker looks like he angry after what batman had said
MrDbzguy 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I HAVE A MACINTOSHHHHHHH
TheCosplay101 1 month ago
BEAUTIFUL HAIR YOU HAVE :)
yuliebabieTeenMommy 1 month ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
"DAMN YOU FEET!!!!!!"
BVBArmy2313 1 month ago
press 8,2,1 in that order. sounds like he says "No, you racist Asian"
joejoe9207 1 month ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
i can't stop laughing insanely X'D
OmgXDToast 1 month ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
I'LL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mrbgatooo 1 month ago in playlist Season 1 2
I'm gonna kill you till you die xD hahahahaha
LebtourVanDarsid 1 month ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
Ha. The Joker was looking at Clown Porno ( :22 )
omgbananaz13 1 month ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
press 7 & 1
i have a.. mason
iiyoungcody 1 month ago
I love this video! i watch this like everyday! lmao
KittyKitzmiller 1 month ago
i kept replaying 1:20 it made my beaner lil;bro get scared and go away
Flabbitossitoo 1 month ago
MOVE YOUR MOUSE! I DONT HAVE ANY PETS!!
MrStuewe 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Onision
Thumbs up if you think the joker is hacking you!
RocksterABC123 1 month ago
you have a computer NO I DONT I HAVE A MACINTOSH THATS A COMPUTER
Darkangel6681 1 month ago
"I SHOULD BE IN UR COMPUTER SCREEN."
"i DONT HAVE A COMPUTER I HAVE A MACINTOSHHHH!"
HAHHAHHAH Hilarious
leximon817 1 month ago 2
if u want to piss ur self keep hitting 7 XDDD
McBummly 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
oh and "ill kill you till you die"
Theredheadmaniac 1 month ago 2
1:28 that made me laugh so hard xD
Theredheadmaniac 1 month ago
I have a macintoSSSHHHH!!!!
LegitimatePokemon 1 month ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
"I'LL KILL YOU TO YOU DDIIEE!"
TheNewOG 1 month ago 16
Hhahaaha the emphasish on the "shh"!! Rofl!XD
spaghettiandlettuce 1 month ago
What's up with people randomly report my comments so that they dissappear!?!?
Annoying >.>
Znakoma 1 month ago
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BestGameTapes 1 month ago
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DallasSteven14 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
WHATADOUCHEBAGG.....I freaking DIED!! XDDD
ahmigahhdxD 2 months ago
Onision is almost as good as Heath Ledger as the joker...
mrwireful10000 2 months ago 2
gay and lonley maybe you should a vibrater instead of your hand
powers1973 2 months ago
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splooshes2 1 month ago
@powers1973 GTFO troll, you have no life and u aren't accomplishing anything but by proving you are a douchbag
splooshes2 1 month ago
"U JUST DUG UR OWN GRAVE!"
"NO I DIDNT I DONT HAVE A SHOVEL!"
HAHA priceless!
Wlynn342 2 months ago 107
@Wlynn342
no he said
"YOU JUST DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE, BATMAN >: O"
And batmans like:
NO YOU DIDNT... I DONT EVEN HAVE A SHOOVVEELLLL
lllllllllll10 1 week ago in playlist The Joker: Onision 2
clown porno lmao
butterball97 2 months ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
lol mon the bottom of jokers computer it says clown porno
deathrock42 2 months ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
LOL i'll kill you till you die!!!!!
NahirMarie13 2 months ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
1:52 at the bottom clown porno
bettyrosario20 2 months ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
It was funny but not at 1:17 cuz I have special need friends
TheSweetSweetRain 2 months ago
I don't have a computer.
I have a MACINTOSSHHHHHHH.
Lololol funniest part.
jhcotelo 2 months ago
I COMMAND YOU TO FUNCTION >:O lol'd so hard XD
ItzTheX 2 months ago
1;17 lol!!!!!!
mine90411 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
1:37 is he m b ill
bettyrosario20 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Onision
Onision would make a good Joker...
guesirwowghr 2 months ago
I'LL ILL YOU TILL YOU DIE!!!
vladuski 2 months ago
i dont have any petssss ROFL. Cx
iPopRockAndHipedyHop 2 months ago
WORK DAMN YOU,I COMMAND YOU TO FUNCTIOOOOOOONN!!!! XD
MrYobonator1 2 months ago
when joker was doing the retard thing it sounded like it hurt
54booga1 2 months ago
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TsenaIfy 2 months ago
WHY SO DEAD MATT?!
CkrizToGamer 2 months ago
I'll kill you 'til you dieeeeee.
LOL
TiNKERhq 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
funny ass scene starts at 1:17
bettyrosario20 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@bettyrosario20 or people are just impatient...
JesterLic 2 months ago
Mac users are dumb
Rueyful 2 months ago
at the bottom of the jokers screen, u can see the word clown porn
lavrilfan16 2 months ago
Cool video!!
144Skyhawk 2 months ago
Lol..
"I'm a ninja of the knight. I'll kill you till you die"...
Lmao
candylover0111 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
When the joker is making the retard posture aka hitting his chest, it sounds like he is wacking off to the clown porno. And his face settles my theory.
RayLathrophornBA 2 months ago 2
Mother-"get off the computer you've been on for 2 HOURS!!!"
Me"i don't have a computer i have a MACINTOSHHHH!!!"
Mother-" O_O
scorpionsfatality 3 months ago 120
Batman sounds like Dr. Claw
SuperDuperLightHog 3 months ago
Lol when the joker does the retard thing he looks so fucking funny omg i almost peed myself.
4lifeILYJB 3 months ago
That batman is hilarious!!!
iizlandon 3 months ago
thumbs up for clown porn 0:20 xD
90olsen 3 months ago 3
lol
aaugoaa 3 months ago
1:23
TheTabascodragon 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
xD MY GUT, IT HURTS XDD SHHHHHHH!
Emxicey1 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
1:17 somehow scared the shit outta me...
greeenbudzzz 3 months ago
This video was funnier when my friends told me about it
MusicDJish 3 months ago
Still my favourite video in the world
jesslovesmusicc 3 months ago
i have a MACINTOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
puggly123 3 months ago
I've gone through 75 pages and 3 countries to find the song starting at 2:07. Please end this misery and find it for my macintoshhhhhhhhh
grwebb52490 3 months ago
You just dug your own grave, Batman!
No "You" didn't, "I" don't even have a shovel.. <--Wait, what?? lolol
toxicAngel0fDeath 3 months ago
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Joker: if i am the real joker my mom should be a man
Batman: is she
Kibadog100 3 months ago
Joker: if i am the real jokwe my mom should be a man
Batman: is she
Kibadog100 3 months ago
Joker:u just dug ur grave
Batman:i dont have a shovel
Lolololololol lmfao
Drewcoe 3 months ago
Lol funny sht
Drewcoe 3 months ago
I'M A NINJA OF THE NIGHT, I'LL KILL YOU TIL YOU DIE. I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK LAUGHING XD!
MrDbzguy 3 months ago
ROFLOLOLOLOLOL...... I cant breath i cant breath hoo ho hah hooo
frankiebulldog09 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
"I have a Macintosh!"
Lol!!! My new catchphrase!
genkotheelf 3 months ago
ITS KINDA WEIRD,IM WATCHIN THIS VIDEO ON A....MACHINTOSH!!!!!!
TheTyler1797511 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
If you look at the bottom of the screen at 1:52 you can see joker has a window open watching clown porno.... XD
SuperBobby94 3 months ago
Sorry, it's 0:22
exoticcarlvr22 3 months ago
1:22 for Clown Porn in the corner of the screen haha!
exoticcarlvr22 3 months ago 2
I'LL KILL YOU TILL YOU DIIIEE!!!!!!
ZaarBloodletter666 3 months ago 3
I'll kill you till you die....
HAHAHAHA this video made my week !!! hahhaahah
ERdasd1 3 months ago in playlist The Joker: Onision
and i have a TOSHIBAAAAAAAAAAA
shan46916 3 months ago
ahahahahaha i love this it sooo funny!!! i like the part befor he say *are you hacking me?* haha so funny! i like you as joker!
666imsoawesome 4 months ago
1:22 Fapping.
Thumbs up for "Clown Porn" when it shows video on the comp. !
Satrebla93 4 months ago
SAY YOU DID!
WHOA!
XD
theslytherinchick 4 months ago in playlist theslytherinchick's favorites
i love him as the joker :')
SherbetDerbet 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Onision
"are you hacking me????" "what do you mean???" "the glowing rectangle just went black." "Thats called a screensaver!" "Your hacking me arn't you?" "No idiot move your mouse!" "I don't haveany pets" "The mouse is on your computer" I have a macintosh!" "No idiot you have a computer" "Do you want to die? Nobody hacks me." "Are you threatning me?" "Im a ninja of the night, Ill kill you till you die!"
My favorite part xD
Mrpuffypanda 4 months ago 3
2:18 part is epic xD
chloe2046 4 months ago
ill kill you til you die ?
dizzybilly717 4 months ago
you heard: i command you function
i heard: i command you to fuck shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
iProApocaLypsE 4 months ago in playlist iProApocaLypsE's favorites 74
@iProApocaLypsE No, we heard the same thing :D
DarkRocker269 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@iProApocaLypsE I heard: i command you to fuck chin.
KeeganCommaWilson 2 months ago
@iProApocaLypsE i heard: i command you to fuck cheeseeeeeeeeee
MagicPeanut11 2 months ago
IMMA Ninja Of Da Nit Lol
StanTWornum 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@seanmonkey7 you mad bro
FutureScience2012 4 months ago
omg i laughed so fucking hard
cookiemonster071992 4 months ago
didn't know the mask of batman was made by vans.
bramknaller1 4 months ago
@seanmonkey7 I will keep repeating shit off the video cuz im a douchebag
FutureScience2012 4 months ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAH BATMAN IS FUCKING FUNNY.
pelonelcojedor 4 months ago
Lol I like this video
evilluigirocks 4 months ago
@1:15
mollyln72 4 months ago
I HAVE A MACINTOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!! LMAOxDDDD
Haler13 4 months ago in playlist Liked 3
hey, onison add me as a friend please
ricardofp27 4 months ago
I command you to functiooooon!
RabuneHino2 4 months ago in playlist The Joker: Onision 2
LOL MACINTOSSSHHHHHHH!! XD
hiimpaul6 4 months ago
LOL I PEEPED THE CLOWN PORNO AT 0:58
ROFL
JusticeRetroHunter 4 months ago 2
did batman say i comand you to fuck shit? haha
54booga1 4 months ago