Golden Rule of Online Dating

[GayandOkayLolo]

I don't look so straight actin with your dick in my mouth? Why don't you prove it!

[ThePurpleNinja1100]

@MDkid1 ohhhhhhhhhh thanks! :)

[elysssa6543211]

"douche" means "shower" as in "bathing" .... it doesn't make any sense to call someone a "douche".

[rl876]

@elysssa6543211 they mean douche as in the rubber thing you stick up your ass to hose your insides out with water so you don't get santorum all over your partner's dick.

[Axeo19]

@rl876 Or vaginal douching in a womans case

[dav909]

@elysssa6543211 Whateva Dork!

[poshpsylocke]

The more things change the more they stay the same.

[The1Limitless1]

I really enjoyed watching your video! I'm telling my friends about it now! :)

I'm looking forward to see what you post next.

I have a website related to your video that I would like to know if you would place my link in your description? made4dating(dot)com/limitless

I am willing to pay you $15 for placing my link there. We can help each other out!

Please let me know soon.

Thank You!

Davina

[Pdnorell]

As a man, I wish I had a chest like yours. :(

[AngelAboveSin]

"just do you"...so, you're telling us to masturbate?

[jordangrc1]

"dont be a fucking duche and just do you" words to live by.

[MrDietsam]

this is a golden rule for life. not just online dating

[SuperfineConcubine]

Love it!!!! :) :) :)

[menmine79]

OKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Perfection Mr!!!

[semajcarmel]

I think the number 1 rule for online dating is to be honest. Being honest is so rare online.

[nickysimple12]

dont be a fucking douche. really like it

[will30ist]

fag

[HappyIsFleeting]

@will30ist He gets worse than that daily, good luck trying to insult the most complaicent person out there.

[a4wrdthinker]

Very funny and so "on the money." Cheers!

[ThePurpleNinja1100]

I don't get the joke. Plz explain!

[MDkid1]

@ThePurpleNinja1100 in other words "your ass or my ass"...as in whose gonna top and whose gonna bottom.

[shimas007]

hey, i just saw u and ur partner at MV island at Oak Bluff this past sunday!! very hot and we made eye contact.....

[Ninesey]

I think "don't be a fucking douche" should just be a life rule in general.

[tessadaisy16]

Duuuuuuuude. Put a shirt on.

[Randomchannel111]

@tessadaisy16 No hes hot!

[codeythesilent]

@tessadaisy16

Why? Does he make you realize how shitty your body is?

[B8S6]

wisdom 

[britneymusicsource]

oh boy your so fine,... (: gotta be the finest thing ive seen in my life (: haha

[fff275]

I HAAAAAATE it when things will seemingly be going really well, I hit it off with some guy that I really like... and then they will cease to exist the next day. No contact, just completely drop off the grid.

[TheEpilepticLizard]

are u gay just wondering

[updater96]

@TheEpilepticLizard uumm you do actually know right??

[TheEpilepticLizard]

@updater96 I'm so sorry. My stupid ass brother didn't log me out and commented. Sorry.

[updater96]

@TheEpilepticLizard aha lol I wasn't annoyed anyways

[wiserdful]

wait i don't get the joke can some one explain!!!!!

[PlentyeDating]

The real dating happens at PlentyeDating. Bye

[Mischapppp]

gay?

[brasiliangirl81]

I love the way he says BUT....

[DaddysGirl3181]

You get a like for not bleeping out fucking like every one else does. xD

Although, I woulda liked it anyways

[21Stephen12]

Lol don't put a shirt on. Nice bodies are a good thing ;3

[DWarrior4]

Put a shirt on attention whore. Ima throw up

[Crimsanity]

Took me a second but I got it lol. Nice one!

[joyfulboi1979]

LMFAO Too funny, so true

[freeadultdating115]

Wonderful Clip

[123moscowman]

Your so funny:) I love your personality:)

[strange8130]

that rule is amazing! and i paused it right beofre you said it and after you unveiled it and i paused it becuase i did not want those i was talking to on the phone to hear it, but the expression on your face and the rule right behaind you just made me hysterical! 1:15 btw!

[GabbiXLuvsXYou]

i wonder how many girls besides me watch your videos....

[AwkwardKayla]

@GabbiXLuvsXYou You are not alone...

[hermesb]

I find the fact that I DO get the joke somewhat depressing :P

[SillyBoy2210]

Hahahahahahahahahha... O.o i dont get it...i keed!!

[spasiboalisher]

You don't look so straight with my dick in my mouth :- % aaaaaahahahaha love it!!!!

[TheMigueltorrez]

Lol don't be a douche

Now that's a good rule

[ulaval25]

Isn't that kind of letting losers off the hook a little easy and misdirecting the rage? I mean, I'm not under any ill-conceived notion that I'm going to change someone by point out his dating etiquette flaws, but chastizing myself for someone else's inconsiderate behaviour doesn't seem to me to be all that productive, either. Just saying. =>

[amazing0and0random]

well my fine friend Davey, that is an great rule, good news is, i've always followed that rule, i mean everyone has that one special type or whatever

[KaTaN8]

I didn't get the joke i feel stupid, can you explain it pleeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeee?

[romero194]

best iphone gay hookup app is Grindr

[ando1135]

Show me your dick davey.

[AmirAlexander]

you are so freaking hot!

[AmirAlexander]

you are so freaking hot!

[NaturesAdmiral]

OMG!!!!! LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE REFERANCE!!!!!!!

Sorry i thought i was the only one who knew of that series :P

[maxx20091]

"You don't look so straight with my dick in yo mouth" hahaha

[mmann66666]

Where is WILL??????

[pigbutt12345]

youre so cute lmfao

[Zarroc101]

Love you wavey man, everytime i watch your vids it makes my day. I bet your a hoot to hang out with... yes, I did use "hoot"

[jamesbrianbaum]

Dude you are hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[MeLoveQAF]

Daveys changed ): my laptops Ben broken but I'm just now wathin his vids for the first time in about 3months... He curses a lot more, looks absolutely xmpre amazing but.. Idunno

[lloyda221]

don't be a fucking douche!

hahahahahaha i am WEAK.

[TravisDeP]

May anyone who hears that laugh rest in peace. (And I don't get it. =p)

[Kalknor]

T_T creepy child laugh

[poprocker24]

But just doing myself isn't as fun :S

[overwatching24]

u lost me at golden shower 0.0

[brittanybush1]

don't be a fucking douche is more like the number 1 rule for life

[californiarawrstarr]

is the joke sexual?

[Taztaz100]

I don't get the joke

[kevinyrrah]

you should run for senate :D

[edgeExotics]

This is like the golden rule for life, not just dating.

[Alexjakyle]

What is Douche??? In French is shower but in English I don't no i'm French sniff help x

[Imbiyourside]

@Alexjakyle A douche when referring to a person is a self absorbed prick; basically an asshole. It can also mean other... less polite, things, but I believe this is the meaning he is making use of. hope that helps :)

[Alexjakyle]

@Imbiyourside Thank you-)

[Imbiyourside]

@Alexjakyle You're welcome ;)

[Alexjakyle]

@Imbiyourside By the way is right, thank you Again-)

[bksmainman]

OOOoooo gurrl davey, you gots sum hate-ahs... dun worry d-wave I gotch you

[KaelaBz]

Haha your really

"don't be a fucken douche"

[onzecinq]

That is so funny! Somebody asking not to participate to negativity by imposing your rules...but the only thing he does is impose his rule by a negative statement!

The whole video is negative.

Actually why does a good looking guy like him needs to date online and focus on complaining?

[nvoushair1]

What great advice ......Hope that at least 2 or more can hear and put to fruition your suggestions,way to go Davey Wavey

[idlenessatitsbest]

@jordyblakeley98 why the HELL are you watching a video by a gay guy in the first place!!

why are you SO homophobic... i mean... WHY??

[jordyblakeley98]

My golden rule of life is don't be a fucking gag,homo,cock sucker,fudge packer or a HIV positive douche like gayboy davey who's parents disown him

[OrmagodensRoadis]

I cannot keep my eyes off ur nipples

[shangrigreige]

@bluespringwater Actually, what i meant was, isn't it 'mentally speaking' a kinda gross act, even for heteros mind. One's penis in an orifice designed for... well, you get the picture? If one just considers it with a little gravity, wouldn't one want to do something nicer instead? Just a thought. & Thx for reply.

[leodiebel]

@shangrigreige a penis is an orifice??

[shangrigreige]

@leodiebel. Not "is", i said "in".

Having said that. The exit of the urethra and the urethral passage itself in both males and females, for certain individuals is considered a viable orifice for sexual intercourse. So in fact, the penis 'contains' an orifice.

Tempted? Peace.

[leodiebel]

@shangrigreige ahh ok, my mistake...

[linkkid185]

@shangrigreige I don't know if I'm not filling myself with enough comments or not, but what exactly do you mean? That the penile orifice is wholly unclean? Explain for me, please.

[QueenSharonCox]

@shangrigreige Isn't it gross to stick a penis in a vagina? Where babies come from???

[shangrigreige]

@QueenSharonCox

*gasp* Congratulations, i genuinely don't believe that little gem will be beaten.

Evolution help us!

[RattleMyZipper]

I haven't spanked my monkey today, just what I needed Davey!

[MbrothersPokemon]

CAN YOU GUYS TELL ME WHAT CUTY HE LIVES IN

[Acer76e]

I cannot agree more with everything you said, especially the part about saying, "not really looking for anything"...yet they downloaded an app, uploaded a pic, typed a whole bunch of meaningless bs and are on every single day almost all day.

[richyroobles]

put your fucking shirt on you dirty cocksmith. I'd send you one of mine but it a mans

[evlainovt]

Haha I was expecting the sign to be like "love yourself" :D

[global001]

Good video. I agree guys cant get upset if someone doesn't respond to a message or have face pix. Everyone is on there for different reasons and not one rule applies. Its a bit dictatorial for ppl to think that it might. You say that if someone has created a profile and uploaded some pix then they must be 'actively searching for something' & 'you're not fooling anyone'. Thats not entirely true. Just setting up a profile to have a presence doesn't mean actively searching.

[lamoiman]

can't resist starring at his nipples *_*

[flashystorm]

are you still in toronto?

[Angielyrica]

is "dont be a douche" your rule because ppl are a douche to u when u ask ppl for their naked pictures, or don't respond, or not looking for sexZ? just wondering.

[oXoCHaaDRockWelloXo]

is that like a GOLDEN SHOWER......YUMMY....SIKE THATS GROSS HAHAHAHA

[Trippleg1993]

I found the solution for me..no more online dating...to much trouble

[hunkdude]

Douche seems misogynistic, you are putting it down, say what you mean.

[hunkdude]

Define douche

[xhollywoodthrash]

"Do you" means to follow your heart and act in a way that makes you happy.

[jeanpitalle19]

i only watch your videos to stare at your nips

[brunettebabyxoox]

i don't get the joke....

[GlompoFie]

@brunettebabyxoox lol 

[brunettebabyxoox]

@GlompoFie cann youu exxplain iitt too mee??? pleasee

[Luverforalways]

I have to be honest out of all of the videos you have made this is by far my fav!!! Im not a real online dater but I would try it if people acted the way you just explained... Unfortunatly its not quite like that and i think seeing people in person is way more interesting...

[theicharus5]

eeeeewww golden shower

[KooKVT]

Sell me one of your paintings!

[donadoish]

I think the best dating advice you could give is to make a porn Mr. Davey. Str8 or Gay it dont matter, and by the way im giving you my advice on what to call it. Either take it up with my butt cause hes the only one who gives a crap or on your mark get set terrible....

I think you'd have better luck with that!!

[LevemirNorth]

If you arsehole homophobes and religious freaks-- yes FREAKS don't like this--- THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING IT ,,,,,, ???????

[zhaneranger]

is this a joke only gay guys would get? cuz i don't get it

[ClaireKal]

i love youuuu

[Kimihiko829]

I so didnt get the joke XD

[sheevathediva27]

ni-i-i-i-iiiiiice.

:)

[redsteelchair]

Haha, this is fabulous.

[tenddyson]

I am restricting myself from online dating.

no, no, no,no,no.

[Scottipher86]

Love you Davey Wavey!

[ShLo16]

just do you = just be you right ?

[shangrigreige]

isn't anal sex nasty? just asking

[Nejiboud]

Quit foolin people, gays don't date, the only thing they use the internet for is to search for random penises that they like to put up their shit bags.

[SniperOnTheDot]

@Nejiboud Troll.

[covrider1978]

Great advice! 

[ulrek54321]

Im so alone T_T...I didn't get the joke either

[cevincenti]

"IS THAT LIKE A GOLDEN SHOWER" LOL! :)

[dehadodotcom]

yo davey im a straight guy but i love watchin your videos and i like your positive thinking and vibrations.. peace out

[justicedezmondbrown]

that was funny nice video i give it a thumbs up

[DANBOYs]

i agree with U on The Rules.......

[ecupaulac666]

I love watching Ur vids!!!

[oxysean]

i just saw you in scotty dynamo's new video and it suddenly dawned on me ... is your secret boyfriend SCOTTY DYNAMO?? he lives in toronto, he's attractive, you both have a lot in common, you've even collaborated on your vlogs ... you're dating nick wilson (aka s.dynamo) aren't you?

[antondoherty90]

@oxysean OMG! He totally is !! Check out the kitchen in Scotty Dynamo's pumpkin carving video and compare it with the kitchen Davey filmed in while in Toronto. It's the exact same, haha ! :)

[oxysean]

@antondoherty90 you're right! i knew it!

[lilezy909]

i love how hes making references to Grindr

[meadowlark27]

I love you. namaste! <3

[TazBoi]

"Don't say your str8 acting, you don't look so str8 with my dick in your mouth" Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[chachachachilo]

dont be a fucking douche! hilarious!

[AR6430]

I love his white skin!

[skywolf077]

is it me or does davey have perfect white teeth.....figured i say

[atoceansmercy]

Davey, can you PLEASE give us real dating advice? :( My girl isnt talking to me and shes so freaking MIA. I'm sick of it.

p.s. someone explain to me the joke?

[atoceansmercy]

Davey, can you PLEASE give us real dating advice? :( My girl isnt talking to me and shes so freaking MIA. I'm sick of it.

[punkrock383]

I dont get the joke....

[sexsomnia20]

there are no gay dating sites there all mostly hook up sites.

[hunkypit]

i agree,but yeah! you cannot change other people, but why change yourself? it should be you cannot change other people so don't allow them to change you, let them accept who you really are. because "YOU" is "OTHERS" to them.

[alexjroe]

do you ever where a shirt in your videos.... not that im complaining.... woof.

[ssotelo]

I like being gay because men are so much simpler than women. So, when a man start getting complicated and high-maintenance, I move on to the next one.

[autopolydidact]

Daveywavey horrah! Praise! Revere! Great blog.

[edittingme]

i have an odd obsession with your chest. i look at them when u talk instead of your face. sorry.

[25butterbeers]

Brilliant rule. Love it.

[xxzxcxxmetwin]

Awwwwwwww davey your voice is so adorable :D

[Bobo4lyf]

Funny cause I got a dating ad at the end of the video.

[satyrftl]

@Bobo4lyf That's what targeted advertising will get ya. That's what tags are really for. It's the way of the world today.

[TexasLonghornKid]

Man 1: "your place or mine?"

Woman 2: "where did man 2 go?"

[TheNomadblue]

Why doe's the sign say "fucking douche" and you keep saying "fuck'n douche"? I love it when you say FUCK Davey! ~ Peace Nomad

[mak3myda3]

Um... He says that you cant change other people, yet he attempts to get us to change ourselves, meaning he is trying to change us.

[froterons]

you look very clean :o