Olga (age 14) responds to Dimitri the Stud

[witho111]

if i give you my number i expect you to call me i dont like leaving second messages

[ChristianSarbu]

this is creative an great job lol! this guys such a tool why u make him look so nice?

[Hellblazer311]

Are you as hot as you sound?

[JanieHoffa]

@Hellblazer311 You're sweet. :) I'm old though. You can me in my other vids. Thanks for watching.

[14Srb88]

-_- 

[MorganRoseStonelake]

fail

[shadowclock12]

She said that her parents could be unfair when it comes to "BOYS", but Dmitri is not a boy, he is an adult.

[JanieHoffa]

@shadowclock12 Adult men are still boys. ;P

[Bigtymme]

@shadowclock12 You're an idiot

[shadowclock12]

@Bigtymme Thanks man

[dirtyspankfest2]

nah get this weak stuff out of here

[JanieHoffa]

@dirtyspankfest2 my channel. my world.

[Doggieman1111]

I thought this was very cute and oddly sexy

[RedDaVincy]

This really sucks. I hope you're not shooting for an acting career.

[JanieHoffa]

@RedDaVincy Nah, don't worry. I work in advertising, so you're safe.

[MidnightRambler13]

I declare this nonsense to be fake. It should be rid of by burning at the stake and you with it.

[JanieHoffa]

@MidnightRambler13 You really think I should be burned to death because I made this recording?

[MDzVQPln]

To the comments below....This is acting!!! This is an audio skit in reply to the original and infamous audio skit "Dimitri the Stud" done by the great band

Sven-Erik Seaholm.. They were fooling around!!! lol

....btw...their music is awesome...give a listen!!!

[UrbanPoet]

Woo hoo a witty girl! You pull it off very well.

Now were you really 14? Because if so, you should definitely call me. Now I understand if you are on medication or something ... but if you are a psychologically normal girl, you must be what -- 15 by now? Or are you pretending to be a teenager? Because in that case I will totally ask you out. But not in those "to catch a predator" type of way, but actually hang out and get a drink. Because your voice sounds exactly like my type of girl! And...

[JanieHoffa]

@UrbanPoet Not really 14. Way older. Thanks for the nice post. :)

[kal373]

It's not a fake, it's a parody! There's a very big difference. This is a brilliant young woman who came up with a clever and funny way to poke fun, and call out perhaps the biggest lowlife outside of politics.I don't mean to be judgmental people, but come on!

[JanieHoffa]

@kal373 Ha! Thanks, you!

[KoH4711]

lol, don't listen to these other guys, I thought this was pretty funny.

[eince02]

any who, fuck you

[mizutofu]

chris hansen wll show up.

[mizutofu]

jailbait.

[DIMITRl]

So, when do you want to meet?

[69signup]

that's a boring response.. u should do it more fun!

[JanieHoffa]

@69signup It was the best I could do at the time. You're free to do a more fun response though.

[ykhan95]

fake, he says in the message that he called her office and she gave him a business card, dont know to many teenagers with business cards

[HomuncuIus]

FAKE

[TaoMax]

Fake and GAY

[JanieHoffa]

@TaoMax Not that there's anything wrong with EITHER...

[Hasita1]

hahahah this is soooooooooo fake but it gives him good plublicity good for you olga

[MrToronto2009]

Dimitri The Lover MOVIE TRAILER just released!!! Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (Borat, Bruno, Religulous) puts test copy up on YouTube. Search for "Dimitri The Lover Movie Trailer". IT'S AWESOME !!! (joke's on everyone ... read the description beside the trailer ... pretty obvious voicemails were FAKE VIRAL MARKETING HOAX)

[tyciol]

Hardly, puberty usually starts before 14 dude

[mikai106]

of course this is fake. Google Dimitri the Lover, and you'll know the root of all these..

[rhall1337]

This has been out since 2005 idiot

[kathyputinish]

dimitri does have an actual website its a joke, he really is a guy from toronto that is into himself.

[perryeye]

fabricated ! this guy is total bullshiter !

[flaviulus]

LG!! loL

[princesseaurore]

of course it's fake... that's the point...

[djFELIXmne]

boring...

[blacklionstar]

The age of consent is 12 in Vatican City and 14 in Italy so its all good!

[daveyboi03]

lmao @ the fourteen yr old prositute in training

[mikeman1088]

this girl got paid by DR.dickhead to put this online HAHAHAHA!!!

[spartan021595]

my names Dimitri, and im not a 40 year old rapist. (as far as you now)

[Lyricismyname]

...WOW...

[Mercer667]

Fake.

[11pope11]

so a fourteen yearold hands out a business card when giving out her phone number nice goin!!

[jacob303]

wow ur dumm. premise: james sears is a pedophile.

[MuttenPeas]

i got that fuckwit.... i was saying its fake

[jacob303]

are you going to tell me that we need to breathe air to survive?

I'm pretty sure everyone knows its fake since it was obviously intended as a joke, and I'm guessing you're reeling in anger now since you initially thought it was real.

ps: not to break your heart, but pro wrestling is just like your dick(?). (e.g. not real).

[drummerdemon]

hah, you guys are funny.

[Symphonicrevolution1]

fail

[ankenney]

fake. fuckhead.

[G1rlF516nd]

Is this for real? like is that child taking the mick (in which case its great) or does she seriously believe he is a normal guy she met on the street with a movie she can audition for?!

[TheFirstFool]

"Is it real?"......... honestly........ For one thing read 3 posts down.Secondly OF COURSE ITS FAKE!!!!! Its an attempt to make Dimitri look like a sexual predator of young girls and one sick puppy. Although I don't think he's as dangerous as he's made out to be, I'm quite certain he won't find anyone he could love as much as he loves himself...

[SmokeAce69]

pretty funny for a fourteen year old

[dano415]

If it's not a fake, I'm getting a Vasectomy

tomorrow!

[JanieHoffa]

You should get a vasectomy anyway. Not because I think your children won't be awesome, but because we're almost at 7 billion!

Everyone needs to stop having children until we're back down to 1 billion. Like in the good ol' days.

And yes, of course it's fake. I was just playing around.

[dano415]

Glad it's a fake. I gave up sex and

a lot of things i used to enjoy. Anyway,

I'm glad no one is that desperate.

[MadmanMacka]

Haha your right about the population thing.

[AbsolootPerfekshun1]

Corny.

[colleenthedream80]

The guy is Dimitri The Lover. Go to his web site. Listen to a radio interview in the MEDIA CENTRE. Same voice. I met him walking this summer, we became lovers. I was swept off my feet. When I learned who he was I refused to see him again. I was heartbroken. He's the most seductive, manipulative man I ever met. Scary thing is men attend his "Toronto Real Men" meetings and learn to manipulate women the same way. There is a Facebook group called "Fans of Dimitri The Lover" with more info and photos

[Eveon10]

I bet your Dimitri in disguise trying to lure chicks into a snuff site.

$10 bucks here

Easy money folks, easy money

[bedardenator]

how can anyone think this is real. Seriously.

[JanieHoffa]

It's r-e-a-l!!

As real as the turnips on the truck!

As the dogs barking.

As real as the rainbows and falling raindrops!!!

[scorpius420]

hahaha funny. Dimitri you LOSER! great stuff!

[Andybaby]

She killed the seed.

[Wikicrap]

The voicing is too clear.

It is obviously a fake.

[JanieHoffa]

Definitely not a fake

This is R-E-A-L!!!

[Zerrith]

@JanieHoffa Prove it.. You're full of shit.

[steph4evrwoo]

cant anyone tell this is fake??

geezz

[qazingful]

OMG why are ratings disabled? this should get like 10 million stars. Or at least 5.

[JanieHoffa]

ok there. ratings enabled!

:)

[mustange550]

It is obviously fake, the tone of the voice and the way her statements are organized. Just not a flowing response.

[JanieHoffa]

it's a voicemail message! don't be so hard on the poor girl.

[mustange550]

Hey I did not mean any harm :)... she did good.

[archangel777]

lol Age 14 watch Dimitri end up on "To Catch a Predator"

[waterstone21]

Cancelled.

[thetachisly]

wait what? To catch a predator was canceled?  are you serious? god damnit. That show was hilarious.

[meiro00102]

is this real? reassuring very yes

[SakuraBurma]

this is a complete made up to me !!!

[Kyuuei]

@SakuraBurma Detective SakuraBurma solves the case again.

[kittensuper21]

LAME rip-off of the best douchebag Dmitri who ever left a message for Olga not this spoof. Not funny at all. Sorry. Not realistic at all.

[ItsShmandy]

a lot of people are idiots! THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE! now that is clear i dont wanna hear any of yall being like no ones gonna fall for that! she didnt mean it to actually trick people! OK?

[SuicidalPapercuts]

Tool, you actually think people would fall for that?

[JanieHoffa]

Who's the tool?

[Vilemk0]

I know dude, stfu. Whats that even meen anyways? Lmao

[SuicidalPapercuts]

Lmao to you too, dunce.

If you can't even understand a relatively new insult, you really ARE a tool.

[Vilemk0]

Lmao Nah, calling someone who made a joke video a tool? Like a tool of what? The air? Doesn't make sense, if you're going to call someone a name. Actually make the basis of it rovolving around something that means something. Calling someone a tool at random makes you sound like not only a fool but someone who must have turrets syndrome.

"Fuck! Tool! Fucking .. fuckers! Bitch!" *twitches*

[qazingful]

lol the end of this comment makes it automatic win.

[preciousfire69]

this is fake....she didn't respond to him lol

[TheKingOfRuckus]

This is hilarious. I almost believe it's real.

[MrHippie]

Is this Dmitri the Stud? wow your scary... I hope I don't go the the evil church though... That would be sad face emoticon for sure.

[phred75]

See Dimitri is dumb... all he has to do is wait 2 more years and she turns 16 and man he's set!!

Wait...

what?

[kemup]

"...after 10pm...at the end of my block"  effin hilarious

[happyt1meharry]

Poor girl. What a waste.

Flash forward, D:"Okay, to get a part in my movie, ya need to blow me."

O:"OK!"

O:"Now, where is my part?"

D:"What part?"

O:"In your movie, silly!"

D:There is no movie. I just wanted to get a cute 14yr old to blow me." And for that, you should get an Academy award."

O: Oh no! How could I have been so stupid?!

O: Oh look, a voice mail!

[happyt1meharry]

I am an idiot. I hadn't heard the original yet.

What a douchebag! hehehe

[skoobasteeve]

its funny that he left that douchebaggish message and its even funnier that she replied not to meantion the fact that the guy is probably a convicted pedofile xD

[cbroome]

He plead guilty to two sexual assalt cases in court aleady and he's been to prison XD. Some people did reasearch on him and found out.

[mcfaden1]

ha! nice.

"dad can be SO unfair when it comes to boys.."

[heathersherman]

This is really, really funny. Holy shit.

[bypass12345]

I agree. WIN for sure.

[reddshawty8413]

This is funny, yet crazy at the same time

[shemstress]

Hahahaaaa!!! Too good!

[tch2296]

what the fuck? why the hell would this chick respond?

[dub1681]

i think it is a joke you dumbass

[normalini]

OMG, what a douche bag.

[normalini]

OMG, what a douchebag.

[mail8d]

Dimitri, DUH, 14 is illegal.

[justanotherfemale]

I dont think Dimitri is really. He sounds exactly like that guy Mystery from Vh1's The Pick Up Artist. Search on here for the pick up artist or mystery and see for urself

[mildseven2006]

Mystery would never leave a message like that. He would never bully girls by giving them deadlines etc.

[kodiak6900]

classic.

[skat3rpunk23]

coolvideo 5*

[qnt1017]

I don't think these are real voicemail messages. First, why would she be returning the guy's calls after hearing his stupid and crazy messages?? Second, why does she still want to hang out w/ a psychopath like him???

[Westendoftown]

First the Olga one is a joke.

(at least I hope so)

Second unfortunately The Dimitri one is real I'm afraid. Look up the Toronto Sun online and type in James Spears. Yes kiddies there are actually people out there like this. For an added laugh someone is selling Dimitri's business card on Ebay.

Only .21 cents? Come on guys lets try to make it at least .30 :p

[Ryanan2]

you're an idiot

this one is fake, the dimitri one is real.

she is improving a message back and making fun of this guy you retard

[qnt1017]

Who are you calling a retard?? hope you're not talking to me, you idiot!!!

[dub1681]

you are a retard...fucking twat

[qnt1017]

What the hell is wrong with you people?? it's ok to make comment, and people are entitled to their opinions. Why do you feel it's necessary to curse at them??

[fashnek]

Improving a message back? You should try improving your English. :)

[JanieHoffa]

Who are you talking about?

[soillustrious]

seriously? why doesnt anyone get this?

this is a fake message, making the dimitri guy look like a peado. she wasnt actually the girl he called.

[fashnek]

How'd you figure that out?

[reddshawty8413]

Booty call...decoy?

[megolish]

this is terrible.

and how did they get the msg off dimitri's phone? (i'm ashamed i took the few seconds i did to consider that)

[boxsterwelby]

I hope dimitri hears this and understands how stupid he is!

[nerdsrocket]

Oh gosh. This is awesome.

[illdivijual]

OMG. So awesome. "Car wash commercial"?? Sweet.

[thefrenchbulldog]

Ha. "Free on weeknights after 10pm."

[brothaE]

Ha! Good show... good show...

So wrong... Cheers!

[toddhou]

Very funny. And no one told me to say that. Seriously!

[uberbenedict]

OH SNAP! Dimitri the stud? More like Dimitri the guy who likes 'em young n churchy!

[aandreya]

Good joke, but Dimitri might take it seriously.....

[devd0gg]

If you don't get it, then maybe YOU are'that guy'.

[debevoise0]

Someone help, I don't get this joke

[vlmspecs4]

are you serious? omfg