Metal Gear Solid: The Abridged Snakes (Episode 11)

[master60306]

Despite this being an abridged parody, LQ did a good job for Grey Fox. :(

[Smurfman256]

Love your TVTropes refrences

[asalitur]

IT'S NO GOOD, I CAN'T DO IT

[BlinktheBlueLink]

EVERYTHING SNAKE SAYS TO ME IS FUNNY. ALWAYS!

[solidsnake2390]

the disarmed joke was pretty funny lol

[drinumosta]

"Stupid sexy snake" :P

[nintendofan53412]

shadow of the collosus music

how do i escape the shadow of this collosus

[HORRoRFrEak4EvEr1]

so rex was possesedby gannon all along makes sense to me

[MrJohnDoe2525]

Haha dbz begining

[LaPanda000]

I love this Mei Ling ahahaha!

"Craww button?"

"You carred?"

"Snake! Don't gou in thare"

[97nighthawk]

"less singing more open the damn door" lol

[BurgerKing201]

DIE.

rofl.

[funkduz]

FACEFACEFACEFACEFACE

[kapsi]

Liquid's flips...these damn flips...it's like developers think the audience are complete morons who need moving things constantly on screen, like cats, or they will lose interest in 3 seconds.

[nickzambuto]

FINALLY! I've been waiting 11 episodes for a DBZ reference and I finally got one!

[USAmericanKing4Life]

Gray Fox: Samus taught me this one. *flash back* Samus: Try me. Gray Fox: Oh God, YES!!! Samus: Is that all? Gray Fox: What? Snake: Let me try. Gray Fox: Snake, get out of my flash back! *Tries to slash Snake* Snake: Not even close! Mmm, tasty. Samus: Ah! Ooh! Snake: Ergh-ugh. Samus: HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You're mine. Gray Fox: SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

[the1andonlyFhqwhgads]

just for that im kicking you HIYA! aparenty there was a minor flaw in my attack plan -_-

[fender210]

i hated that part in the game. i was all "WTF snake! you suck! you cant even kill a guy who is about to die anyway!" i kept spamming square "It's no good! I can't do it!"

[RyanBenett]

Oh my god shadow of the collosus theme ftw.

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

"PROVE IT!"

"I DONT HAVE TO, I KILLED HIM...TWICE!!!"

"THATS YOUR OPINION!!!"

liquid reminds me of the way i argue sometimes O.O

[KatararulzSokkadrls]

Just wondering, can anyone hear what Liquid (and Ganon???) are saying when Snake and Grey Fox are talking behind the cargo container?

[avatarphan156]

@KatararulzSokkadrls Let's see if I can do this.

Liquid: "Oh mother, how -bleep- cheap! I mean, who decides to equip the unstable lightning (something) cyborg with the God damned laser! (That's probably not right) It makes me so mad I'm just going to crush (something) until one of you has the balls to come out and fight me! (then something I couldn't catch, then he starts singing) Smash, smash, take a wizz, oh what a relief it is! I never thought I'd say this, but I am BORED!(continued next)

[avatarphan156]

@KatararulzSokkadrls Then he says something along the lines of, "I'm strapped inside a nuclear weapon, smashing around, and I'm BORED!"

Ganon just randomly says "Die!" and "IT BURNS!"

Not 100% accurate, but you get the jist of what he's saying.

[KatararulzSokkadrls]

@avatarphan156 Oh wow! I didn't know anyone could hear this much of it. Thanks for letting me know what he was saying. ^_^ 

[avatarphan156]

@KatararulzSokkadrls You're welcome!

[warcrimes7]

Lmao

[ertyuiopsnake]

i like when he said die

[CeeUou]

DIE!!

[unholypitofdoom]

Damn... Liquid the sexual cannibalistic idiot mofo.

[SolidSmurf91]

4:18 samus taught me this one... hahaha love the metroid reference

[iJohn4390]

Snake (Aflac Duck): Liquid!

That one made me laugh so loudly XD

[moarfeene]

IT WAS NO GOOD

I COULDN'T DO IT

[Uruya6]

Thumbs up if you tried to hear Liquid's rambling behind Snake and Grey Fox from 4:26 to 5:23 XDD

[HollowIchigo136]

Shadow of the Colossus FTW!!!

[gamemasterej]

4.19 samus may have teatched him but he is nothing compered to the real thing.

[ladycharmer12]

its no good i cant do it

why didnt you shoot

it was no good i couldnt do it

i told you i dnt want to

it jammed XD

[sporemancrazy]

How come Snake didn't do his quanduple backflip jump in MGS 2 or MGS 4, although in 4 he's an old guy.

[odrobina55]

1:25...... A duck........why????

[Guslund]

@odrobina55: That's because the way LQ yelled "Liquid" kinda sounds like a duck quacking.

[whotookmysurfinbird]

IT WAS NO GOOD, I COULDNT DO IT LMFAOOO

[hellojenny20]

WhachutalkinboutLiquid?

[UrbisJesus]

someone hangs around on tvtropes too much...either that or you watch the simpsons too much

either way rock on

[whotookmysurfinbird]

"I KILLED HIM---TWICE!"

"THATS YOUR OPINION!!!!"

-smashes catwalk-

"HOW THE HELL IS THAT AN OPINION!!?!?"

[badkiller2]

Oh and lol "How do I escape the Shadow of this Colossus?!" Ahahha I love your game refferences!.

"Why didn't you shoot?!"

" It was no good! I couldn't do it!"

AHAHAHAHA PERFECT!!!!

[wwaarrddy]

Woo! DBZ

[badkiller2]

ALTAIR!? I hope you played the game thou, one of the better games lately, and a perfect target for Parodies (*Cough* Waters From Hell! *Cough*)!

[TheFirstEvil100]

Nice.

[Hauraunah]

You know... when you're done with the Metal Snake series, I would LOVE to see your spin on Resident Evil Abridged, I really think that you'd do something amazingly funny with Chris and Leon! I think you'd make the BEST parody of Wesker EVER!

Please think it over! Unless... you hate the game and wish I was rotting in bad anime hell for mentioning it. Sorry if so XD

[LordQuadros]

@Hauraunah You know, I actually do like Resident Evil, but I don't think I'm "into it" enough to make a proper extended parody. The best thing I could probably do is a quick one-shot, and my interpretations of the characters would probably be based on the original PS1 game.

[Hauraunah]

@LordQuadros

Not going to lie Quadros, I'm willing to take what I can get from you for the series. No doubt you'll inspire someone else to produce a REA with the same quality as your Metal Gear Solid series.

[whotookmysurfinbird]

@LordQuadros lol that would actually be a pretty sick interpretation, seeing as the original resident evil was one of the better ones, matter of fact if you were into it and planned on making one id be more than happy to help write the dialogue and humour lmao

[PTp1ranha]

Will Rex sound like Ganon in Abridgement of the Patriots?

[DragoDillPepper]

snake sounds like beavis.

[dantreiscool]

"You! shut the f*ck up! man a talking!"haha lol

[HappyHazz]

IM KICKING YOU

*Kicks*

Apparently theirs a problem with my plan

[kikook222]

I told people you killed there parents when I did

[Nintendomanic]

join me snake and i will make your genes the greatest in shadow moses island or else you will die!

[redrosefriendy]

IT BURNS!

[PTp1ranha]

What's Liquid saying during their conversation?

[Seandeclanpatrick]

"It was no good, I couldn't do it!" That is quite possibly the greatest line I've ever heard. I laughed for about an entire minute. Well played, LQ. Well played.

[JustAddMeNow]

What's the song in the beggining?

[mrguy22494]

@JustAddMeNow America f**k yeah.

[ilikepienotu]

Lol

[SexisloveXP]

STOP IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!XD

[RainyBirthday]

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

It is written, only Fox can defeat Ganon!

SQUADALAH! WE ARE OFF!

[liamdude007]

Stupid sexy snake...Funniest line ever!!!

[moots454]

you dare activate me?! YOU MUST DIE!!

[cybersaiyan]

WHY DO YOU SUCK SO BAD AT DYING?!

It's official, that's my favorite line from the series

[davi55x]

stupid sexy snake ahahahaha classic !

[mgsfan318]

I lol'd at assassins creek

[gerritgang]

IT BURNS!!

[rockmeistro]

Is there any chance that anyone understood all of Liquids rant in the background?

[homey113]

wtf happend to snakes chest as 4:38 ?

[mgsfan318]

@homey113 body armor

[Patchnose]

i mention it every time but HOW can liquid live through all this crap the Hind explosion the Rex explosion spoiler the fight with Snake being punched off Rex ECT NO HUMAN Big Boss himself wouldnt survive

[07towers8]

DIE

[mm102030]

"Doot doo doo doo doo doot doo doo doo doo

I don't wanna wait, for your life to be over I'll sneak up with my knife and end it noooow"

LMAO nice Dawson's Creek reference.

[HylianLycan]

lol

"Why didn't you shoot?"

"It was no good, I couldn't do it."

That made me laugh so hard.

Amazing, LQ.

[jmrtz925]

I love Shadow of the Colossus!

[DurrtyFilth]

lol, liquids ranting in the background almost made me choke

[DragonsDen07]

I can't really make out what Liquid is saying from 4:27-5:20. Can anyone help?

[UEFVTR]

its funny the way metal gear talks lol

[Relic827]

it was no good! i couldn't do it!

nice

[NorthwestChopper]

"You carred?"

"AGHHHH!"

[hiddenbutdeadly]

doooooooo

i cant wait for the next bit :D

best part

"just for that im going to kick you!!!"

[N64isgreat]

It was no good! I couldn't do it!

frikkn awesome, LQ

[thebaconboy]

I actually loled at that! I use to hit that damn Square button sooooo much trying to fire it all I got was "No good, I can't do it" "No good, I can't do it" "No good, I can't do it" "No good, I can't do it"

"I tell tons of people that you've killed their parents" < LOL

[N64isgreat]

lol :P

this is my favourite episode since the one with the bill cosby impression XD

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! ''It jammed'' xD

[duel1]

Your best ep yet, LQ. Fucking hilarious. Touching too, in a way.

[LOLBling1907]

what's the link of Ganon's sound clips??please tell..

[Bombadia]

Ya, Kojima doesn't like players attempting to railroad the plot, therefore Snake cannot do it even if you want to XD

[livingshadow29]

@Bombadia That's why we have time paradox jokes.

[WoodenSwordL]

XFD @ cdi zelda stuff

[philsnk]

That's really snakes voice.

[noex100]

No offense, The Abridged Snakes series is amazingly funny.

But this one wasn't really funny. There are better videos to watch in 8 minutes.

Hope the last one will be better.

[m1k3z0r2]

Dude, PLEASE don't wait too long for the next one! ANd then don't wait to long to start MGS2! If you need jokes, I got em. I love the MGS series. lol

[elricik2]

Wow I feel spoiled, it seems like your moving right along with the episodes. Thanks for making me laugh during a crappy day.

[ohmyfrickengod]

dunno if my computer was gay or comment was deleted, but last night posted:

Ah crap, came on here to give you a joke since I'm playing mgs on my psp and noticed something. Snake is a smoker, why the hell did he go back to the boiler room when he could just use the lighter on the card ._.

[Patchnose]

nice i like the series and is the whole i cant do it thing from the game i sadly havnt played it

[LordQuadros]

Yeah, during that scene, whenever you try to fire the Stinger, Snake says, "It's no good! I can't do it!"

[Patchnose]

if i was snake i probably would of shot him cause i like to shoot things but yeah

[OllyWilliamsCHUNKY]

ever try pressing the fire button as fast as you can?

"no, I can- No, I, no-n-n-n-n-n-no-n-nn-no..."

[robnjessie]

@LordQuadros  you should make rays voice gwonam

[robnjessie]

@LordQuadros or the king

[SpartanB146]

@LordQuadros If you don't have any ammo left for the Stinger, Snake says something like "It's no good...I'm out of rockets!"

[SATINvsGOD]

@LordQuadros Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and Over and over and over. :D

[JackyVengeance13]

These are always awesome man.

cant wait for the final!

[Kiba1303]

nice one lol. i have played assassins creed XD that makes the joke more funny.

[DragoonofDestiny]

lol awesome! Keep it up Quadros!

[UTAAlucard]

lol so good!

[CriticMaGe]

Haha, handjob, oh wait!

[ProtoSnake]

ganon sounds better for REX, so who's going to do RAY's voice?

[adamkerr6894]

Dr. Robotnik :L

[LordQuadros]

RAY was designed to defeat REX derivatives. Just chew on that one for a while.

[ProtoSnake]

ok? so keep it up

[HankJKennyton]

@LordQuadros

Hmmmm, So.......Link is going to voice Ray? Zelda?

[TheDeg5555]

@LordQuadros it is written only RAY can defeat REX XD

[HankJKennyton]

@LordQuadros Adamwestslapdog?

[linkinparkpr]

@LordQuadros Link as Ray? I don't think I could handle it. Or am I completely off lol.

[supersonic41]

Link?

I.M. Meen?

[WoodenSwordL]

@ProtoSnake

FACE FACE FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE

[ProtoSnake]

DINNER!!!

[harryblag]

@ProtoSnake personally i would have had captain falcon with ray but that would have been hard as hell so i can fell sorry for lordquadros about that so no offense if this sounds like it.

[livingshadow29]

Liquid...DO A BARREL ROLL!

[mwalkea]

TRY A SOMERSAULT!

[mpfaefkafmtfjkf]

Liquid's flipping is definately necessary

[SonOfSparda13]

It's no good, I can't do it!

It's no good, I can't do it!

It's no good, I can't do it!

[domineus]

is it just me or am I the only thinking after watching this to replay the game =)

[zeldaboy4]

congrats AWLD commented on this vid xD

[TimM676]

Ganon's voice for REX was a stroke of pure genius. I don't know why, but it works, and it's hiarious. One of the best episodes yet :D

[xsinvurt]

Ahhh!! its almost over kind of 2 or 3 episodes left tops :( BTW that was Really Funny 5/5 Stars :P

[hokage102364]

can i point out that i learned in elementry school that blonde hair is the dominant trait that this means liquid is not smarter than a 5th grader...or 3rd.....hell i know most ppl learn that stuff in jr high but that means at best hes as smart as a fucking 12 year old right....im just saying....

[afrometaldrummer]

lordquadros you are fucking Epic

[Shippuuden44]

Omg, i love at 4:30 while Snake and Fox are talking you hear Liquid yelling and cursing in the backround XD!

Awesome, man, awesome :)

[fucdisdeath]

FUCKIN AWESOME! LQ this is a GREAT series.. i cant wait for THE LAST EPISODE... and i DAMN SURE CANT WAIT FOR SONS OF ABRIGADY :D KEEP IT UP :D

[DarkMage2X]

I really wanted to blow up Fox in the game, which would be better, being blown up by a friend who you wanted to kill you, or being squashed by a mecha-thingy? Anyways, great job Lord Quadros.

[defenderbwe]

Epic xD

[chipmunkboy6]

you know what lordquadros has a point they arent twins

[EmoNekoChan]

"Stupid sexy Snake" XD I never got why Liquid wasn't wearing a shirt in this scene.

"STOP IGNORING ME."

[adamwestslapdog]

someone said i should rate this less than 5 stars but...

IT'S NO GOOD I CANT DO IT

IT'S NO GOOD I CANT DO IT

IT'S NO GOOD I CANT DO IT

IT'S NO GOOD I CANT DO IT

IT'S NO GOOD I CANT DO IT

[juniorsnakeAZZ]

assassin's creek! XP amazing,

who was watching the HOCKEY GAME?! GO MUTHERFUCKIN CANADA

[GanonGearRex]

join me Liquid and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai...OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE

[lubelno0921]

fooooooooooooox DIE! nice

[DantesLink]

Love it, great episode.

[toshie534]

why dosen't he have a shirt on?

[Vfanatic1]

Yeaaaaaaaah I seriously wonder if Kojima did put in those crazy "dominant/recessive" genes thing or if it was the US distributors.

That's the only part of MGS1 that made absolutely NO !ing sense. Everything else I can deal with, even Vulcan Raven having a Crow come out of his head.

[IronyIsGood]

@Vfanatic1

There's a bit in MGS4 where Naomi says that they aren't really twins because neither of them were cloned properly. They had copy protection on their genes. It was part of their dna and it effected the outcome.

[LordQuadros]

"A twin is generally defined as one of two offspring produced in the same pregnancy and/or born at the same birth process"

Snake and Liquid came from the same set of genes and shared a uterus. They were twins, whether identical or not.

[mrbigstick]

@LordQuadros I like to think that Big Boss masturbated into a syringe and injected it directly to where babies grow, like that one scene in pink flamingos.

[LordQuadros]

You.

Win.

That's all.

[ameldia]

@mrbigstick except big boss was sterile xD

[mrbigstick]

@ameldia sterile like an unused needle?

[pirosoffaireyes]

@LordQuadros

It weird because they don't look like clones... since Liquid is blond like Eva... I always thought after MGS4 that they really weren't clones at all.

Strange....

Really good episode man... XD One of my favorites so far...

[Arppis]

They have the same face, but diffirent hairstyle. ;)

Well, I think there was some talking about complexion too.

[nevet1212]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy! just one more episode!

[deanoeldo]

Hahah! Quality stuff!!!

I lol'd at 2:05 xP

[Rahhelthethird]

I wonder if Liquid can do any flips.

[N4M3L3SS3NT1TY]

"I TELL TONS OF PEOPLE YOU KILL THEIR PARENTS! EVEN WHEN I DID IT!"

That's one of the best quotes from this series.

[MasterOfTheTrance]

Awesome!

[robynb91]

LMFAO!!!! Good Job!!!!

[goten1shadow]

omg I never thought of Assassins Creek... omg that seems so obvious now... UR A GENIUS

[mstrswrd]

...You haven't played Assassin's Creed, but have you read Game Informer? They made that joke awhile ago (it was in a Game-Infarcer special that they do occsionally).

Nah, I'm kidding (well, they really did make the joke in Game Informer), but I do believe that all you did was swap a letter.

[LordQuadros]

I used to get Game Informer, but I think that issue must've come out after my subscription died.

[RetroKaigo]

Awesome 9=D

[TheFirstEvil100]

Excellent episode.

[rrroba]

"ASSASSIN'S CREEK"?! AHAH!!!

[TheRetardBrigade]

it was no good i couldn't do it lol

[starmole2]

America F*** yea

[matrixman124]

Somebody likes their Silent Hill tunes... :3

[oosaf]

Thanks LQ you rock!!! Hey are you going to be part of the new DBZ abridged season?

[ReloadPsi]

I had a feeling Snake was gonna say he liked the sunglasses.

One of my friends once came up with "as a matter of fact I do, can I have them?" and then had the idea of REX blowing up and Snake catching Liquid's sunglasses :D

[hiddenleafgod]

haha funny

[easilyentranced]

Awesome episode, LQ. I'm so glad you used the "it's not good, I can't do it" part. So hiliarious. XD

[Heroesrock09]

WTF! DUCK?! xD

Awesome when it got emotional btw.

We fight cos we choose to.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[modernhitler]

brilliant.. epic! cant wait for the final episode!!!!!

[Decliner]

Oh yeah, TV Tropes.

[HankJKennyton]

When will it be concluded?! When?! WHEN?! WHHHEEEEEENNNNN?!

[KaineSpawnX]

One of your best episodes. I tried to narrow down just one favorite quote from this episode, but...it was no good; I couldn't do it!

[nitemaric]

i think Ganon is the best voice of this ep..

[ameldia]

lol assasins creek xD

[SantodeAthena27]

Im actually Surpised you havent pointed out thar Liquid is blonde when he was talking about sharing the same DNA XD

AWESOME EPISODE