Um Bongo
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  • PC brigade opportunity here. Time to ruin 30 something's innocent childhood, because that's what it fucking was no PISS OFF!!!!

  • Keaveny used to be on xfm shock!

  • That advert still sucks, all these years later.

  • Um Bungo, Um Bungo they rape them in the Congo.

  • I remember the advert and i remember drinking um bongo. It was a mixed fruit juice drink. Dont think you can buy it now.

  • @Scooby71Doo you can still buy it although, it is hard to find.

  • @MarcZERO1980 Thanks for that, must look out for it.

  • What wacky characters they are! (yawn)

  • wessers called him a cunt hahahaha look at hes message everyone just look at it.

  • Radio DJ's are so up their own arses....

  • that can't be 80's, i remember those adverts!

  • took me ages to learn the words!

  • What a cunt.

  • pirate's can pick passion fruits in the jungle., they're mint, I once saw a pirate eat a whole melon in one go, in Finsbury Park Station, so there

    legend shaun

  • Common sense isn't a factor here, I sense.

  • The pirate picked the passion fruit?

    Idiots.

  • .. Parrot. The parrot picked the passion fruit.

    Idiot.

  • Yeah. I know.

    The idiot says "pirate". Listen to it.

    Twit.

  • ... Google "um bongo lyrics".

    He's naming a whole bunch of Jungle-related animals. Why oh WHY would he say Pirate?! Come on, have some common sense.

  • yea he did say pirate and also that the marrow said the mandarin. Then says parrot later.

  • The python picked the passion fruit. The parrot was too busy painting the packets that the whole caboodle landed in. ;)

  • Thanks for the back-up! ;)

  • You say tom-ate-o I say tom-art-o anyone!

    I can assure you he is singing the correct lyrics. The words may sound wrong to some of you due to the way he pronounces them especially if your not familar with his accent.

  • Ahaa ha ha ha haaa! Awesome! XD

  • Mmmmm....  Bongo.

  • good stuff guys

  • shit head

  • who are these pricks? I thought this was a link to the actual ad. I want my 30s back.

  • better than Boyzone

  • yey! i'm loving watching all the old adverts - i'm a packaging designer and monster munch has recently gone back to how it used to look which is ace! you should go watch the old monster munch advert!

  • i found um bongo in a shop recently! i drank it down. it was probably really old, but i drank it all the same. yum!

  • jesus people my comment below was a joke, what is wrong with you lot?

  • I'm from the Congo and they do drink this. All the time.

  • It's just a fucking advert for christ sake. Not meant to offend anyone.

  • No, you probably drink your own piss, you moron.

  • hahaha classic

  • Just a tip for you mate: try getting yourself a parliamentary democracy - then you wouldn't have to run about hacking each other to death - and there'd be enough Um Bongo for everyone!

  • LOL, Joker...........

  • I haven't seen Um Bongo for yonks :(

  • Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

    Fromz,Nikki :)

  • Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

    A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

    He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

    The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

    Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

    The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

    The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

    So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

    They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

  • now that's a talent

  • I now have a serious craving for Um Bongo.

  • fkin genius haha

  • Can you still get Um Bongo in th UK???

  • yes you can!!!! :D

  • he should be on britains got talent who needs a pavarotti wannabe when youve got umbongo

  • i like the rhino impression.

    legend.

  • HAHAH

  • I bet people in the congo have never heard of um bongo :P

  • Superb, Thought you were going to lose it halfway through though.

  • Genius! Your show is quality.

    But why oh why did I think you look like Ross Noble??

    I've been trying to think of a clever pun for this clip, but afraid to say I'm not clever enough! nyone got ay ideas?

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