2010 Facebook Statuses

[samuriguy909]

facebook statuses in a nutshell: Hit the "like" button if you believe in jesus. Ignore for hell, hit "like" for heaven. "Like" this status if you hate cancer. "Like" for jesus.

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[valeriaofficial]

is it only me or he sounds like ashton kutcher? hehe :P

[ScrotumsLAWL]

@valeriaofficial It's only you.

[tom2011bike]

You sound like CHRIS GRIFFIN

[classysassy3]

This is really funny.

[sssweetieee1]

lol just got like a bunch of friends on faecbook

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

Hey don't just like my status like I'm a peon~ >_<

[PonyOMFG]

Thanks Gandhi :D

[donthatjerk]

fucking hilarious hahahahahahahaha



[fREErein003]

this made my day xD

[kristur1]

meh, some of this was good but you're generally not funny, at least not in this style of comedy

[96michaila]

hahaha i love you!!!

[ImTheSeashellSeller]

LMFAO!!

[spicyrulz101]

r u seth green?

[spicyrulz101]

r u seth rogen?

[ThePaleGurl]

Thumbs up if you've noticed that everyone on Facebook is working out? Or at least that's what their statuses say. Check out my response to it @ ThePaleGurl channel.

[skaterchico]

Like For The Truth

[RainbowBud420]

uhh ma'am this is a facebook !! haha

[ozzywally]

you have the most anoying voice i have ever herd, i made it threw, 23seconds. what a dick

[MetalAddiction29]

4 words.

YOU MADE MY DAY!

[elliemagic111]

Haha zebras.....:) this dude us amazing

[Milesims3]

If you don't like pepperroni, buy cheese. It's probably cheaper too 2:31

[joshdh95]

i totally agree with you. Some right dumbasses on facebook

[cuddles4u2]

oh my gosh! i love my friend for making me this myspace XDXDXD

ITS A FACEBOOK!!!

[StepWithPrecaution]

thanks gandhi. LOLOLOLOLOL

[fighisver]

haha this is hilarious!

[aangfangirl]

U r so awesome!! All of this is so frickin true!! I am starting to not like facebook anymore because of people with there dumb frickin status's!!!

[Thatoneguykid]

is only my friends that updated status like "like my status and ill tell what i think"?!?!

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

Ever heard of blocking out the names, dumbshit?

There's this little thing called privacy.

Respect it.

[jasonbournesdaughter]

@yourboyfriendsajerk Privacy does not exist anymore, troll. Facebook killed your constitutional right at the very moment you click the I ACCEPT TERMS button at the beginning. They control you now. You are their puppet. They can show you off to anyone. And plus, I know all these people, and I dont really like any of them. So if you look them up and make fun of them, I'm okay with that.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@jasonbournesdaughter

Haha whatever dude.

I don't care what Facebook does. xD I didn't ask for an entire explanation.

[SVNsoldier]

@jasonbournesdaughter lol the person who is baggin u about this privacy bullshit is probably a girl....girls nowadays are always emphasizing privacy just so they can go around and act like hoes behind everybody's backs.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@SVNsoldier Shut the fuck up and learn to spell.

You don't know shit about me so don't go around assuming shit, you bag of dicks.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@jasonbournesdaughter It doesn't exist on Facebook, that's for sure, but it can exist in this video, fucktard.

[ScrotumsLAWL]

@yourboyfriendsajerk Bitched out, LOOOL.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@ScrotumsLAWL OH WATCH OUT, WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

And nice username -.-

[ScrotumsLAWL]

@yourboyfriendsajerk Oh no, you're the badass. Calling someone a dumbshit over the internet.You're such an E-thug.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@ScrotumsLAWL You're so G, omigod. You're almost H.

[ScrotumsLAWL]

@yourboyfriendsajerk Just because I'm 'G' & almost 'H' doesn't change the fact that you got bitched out. You're so angry, LOL.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@ScrotumsLAWL LOL, bye bye. It seems you're the only one that thinks I got bitched out on here.

[ScrotumsLAWL]

@yourboyfriendsajerk Not really, 33 people think that, dumbass.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@ScrotumsLAWL Alright honestly, I don't really are about this at all. This comment was posted a year ago and it mattered to me/affected me then as much as it does now.

[ScrotumsLAWL]

@yourboyfriendsajerk Were you one of these people in the video with a stupid ass status or something? Or do you just think you're intelligent enough to try and bitch someone out about privacy? Because if you're not even in the video, I don't understand why anyone would ever care about someone elses privacy.

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

@ScrotumsLAWL No, I'm careful what I put as my status. I know how people can get on Facebook. Maybe I should have not called the guy names, but I did think he should have at least had, while Facebook doesn't offer this privacy, he should have at least blurred/crossed out the names in this video for the sake of their privacy, whether they may have needed it or not. In my place, I would have wanted the same done for me.

[StinkyfeetDan]

did you have to be so annoyingly loud

[GroundZero3824]

You need to vent your frustration somewhere else... A facebook status perhaps?

[irishspades]

You have facebook friends?

[nosupa]

Its 2011 right now and FACEBOOK has not CHANGED ONE SINGLE BIT... And now ME im not gonna whine My ASS OFF.

[nosupa]

Its 2011 right now and FACEBOOK has not CHANGED ONE SINGLE BIT... And now ME im not gonna why my ASS off.

[solomanspaming]

Facebook post: I can't seem to get the sand out of my vagina, anyone have any suggestions?!

[MMFWCLxJUGGALO1]

' ohh soccer is gonna be fun fsajsfhsjfshjd bye"hahahahahha how you said it made it 100 times funnier baha

[1428monsterdrink]

HAHAHA! oh man, you're hilarious :p

[TheToilet99]

Lmao dude ur freakin' aswsome

[GuitarTech94]

Whoever Casto was, he was quoting a song, metal though :P

[Afraid0fGhosts]

BTW PEOPLE ADD ME ON FB :D

[Afraid0fGhosts]

LOL SHE MADE THIS MYSPACE FOR ME!!! FAIL

[aldomovielovers]

YOUR VOICES JUST LIKE THE BALD GAY GAY ... FROM THE WORLD DUMBEST VIDEO ..

[xilovegamersx]

i put this video on my facebook status

[LlednarJediMaster69]

i can only say one thing...I LIKE PEPPERONI PIZZA!!!!!! :D

[trebballin318]

You are funny as hell!

I fucking love you!

[TheDestroyerx1]

i cant wait till this vid is over so i can go search these people :)

[MtwContent]

THIS IS FACEBOOK! NOT AN EFFING POEM!!!

[Fishyface2424]

HAHHAHAHAHAhahaahhhahhaHAHAHAA­HHAHHAAHAHAHAAH OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I'M LEGIT GEEKING OVER HERE IMMA BOUT TO MAKE A VIDEO OF ME LAUGHING

[die4asses]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

funneh;p

[ali1278]

@Jeffhbailey2010 i sympathise with u dude i hope u get cured for tumour

[mikette1234]

Zebrass,ZEBRASSSS[:

[cards1994]

@Jeffhbailey2010 NO ONE CARES IF YOUVE GOT CANCER. POSTING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS GETS ANNOYING AS FUCK AND IS ALL THE PEOPLE WANT IS ATTENTION. ( iS WHAT I MEANT BY NO ONE CARES IS THATS NOT WHAT WERE DISCUSSING , SORRY THAT YOUVE GOT IT THO) AND FUCKING CAPS LOCK WAS ON

[KoOlKaTmEoW13]

Hey guys if u all want great status there is a fb app caleed status shuffle. use that u can slect ur topic and it will give u a status related 2 dat keep shuffling until u find the desired one

[mamazzz12]

LMAO AT 1:48

[baileysleepydo]

Zebras!

[playaj25]

fdjfdjfdjhgh LMAO

[598Joy]

ahahaha! i love this!

[bazooa]

why the hell do you have to be so damn obnoxious. for fuck sake. the only thing i achieved from this bullshit is a headache.

[TheID3000]

I fucking hate statuses they are idiotic! Point of FB is to connect with FRIENDS not to write shit and then wait for people to like it!

[twoguysandashow]

I'm using facebook to promote this video. It's funny as hell

[MrCarolinaMuzik]

man ur an idiot, but 1:48 is truly epic

[SydneySand77]

Ahaha! This made my life a little

[Pikers81]

OMG im laughing so hard at the end part..

[jason1040]

question.... are you gay?

[IpiratedI]

you're an asshat. The fact that you took the time to go through all these statuses shows that you have far too much time on your hands. Also you aren't funny. like at all.

[YuyuPrincess411]

I'm still with you on some of your videos, but I'm gunna have to disagree with you on this one. Mostly because I've said similar things to at least most of all of those. =P

I agree with heavy, FB is to connect to other people. That's why you're /supposed/ to only add friends who you know and trust. The status isn't a pointless update system to let people know what you're doing every second of your life, it's a way of expressing yourself and seeing if other people think and feel the way you do.

[YuyuPrincess411]

And also, they usually aren't poems... those are probably song lyrics. Again, that has a purpose: "Hey, who else likes this song or artist? Want to talk about them? =)" It's all purely social. You just have to be able to see the message behind the expression, and use that opportunity to connect with other people and get to know them a little at a time. Plus, it's quite entertaining to read these sometimes. XD

[heavyy06]

Why are you hating on random people jerk face? What did they do to you? What is an acceptable facebook Status?

[jasonbournesdaughter]

NONE. The status should not exist. Thats the whole POINT

[heavyy06]

That's stupid. The point of facebook is to connect with other people and to let them know whats going on. Just because you disagree with something does not mean that it is unnecessary. Many people like the status idea and find it useful. It has it's uses. And if it weren't desired and used, it wouldn't be there anymore. You're the needle in the hay stack.

[jasonbournesdaughter]

If you let people know what's going on, then eventually STALKERS will find you. Plus, the status is being Misused. Immature teens are using the status in an unnecessary way.

[Callofdutyman5]

@jasonbournesdaughter I agree with you so much I always fuck with everyone on Facebook and tell people to stop being gay hahahahah

[darkflame1254]

@heavyy06 actually that's what twitter does

[1bugleboi1]

@heavyy06 i agree, you only use facebook if you want to connect with your friends.

and stalkers? why would you be a friend of someone you dont know in the 1st place? sorry but this is stupid...

[TheShootTruth10]

@jasonbournesdaughter leave the dude alone. just because he busted your balls and you feel gay now.

[zcuzcu]

@jasonbournesdaughter Nobody likes you in real life, I bet

[jasonbournesdaughter]

@zcuzcu Merry Christmas!!!!

[KuhnBasementStudios]

u need to make a second one of these-- or maybe i will

[jasonbournesdaughter]

ive made 3 of em, buddy

[KuhnBasementStudios]

i mean a sequal of sorts lol

[KuhnBasementStudios]

this, once again, is amazing

[The1337muffinman]

hahahaha

[OMGSAMCOPSEY]

you do kinda have to fill your facebook with useless stuff tho other wise it jus wouldnt have anything on it

[Paroxymic]

AHAHHAHAA you're so damn funny hahaha

[zombiekoche]

Haha. The one about The Notebook was mine. Thanks, Adam. This made me laugh though! :)

[feeelicks]

you are soooooooo creepy.