YouTube Poop - Gaston Has Father Issues

[Sephigroth]

This is why i love you tube poops. :)

[OFFICIALTOX]

Gosh you turn me on, Gaston! oonce oonce!

[SuperMichaelMan]

1:10 - In the bastard raping match, nobody cums like Gaston LOL!

[OeilDeSang]

Hellish hairs.

[judgeman090]

What for, ah-whore

[74sowen]

Every guy here'd love to shit on you Gaston, even when taking it in the ass. LOL

[thesilentsilas]

"Alright old man - We'll help you get laid."

[thesilentsilas]

"As a pedophile I'm intimidating."

[Silvyre]

ONLY I CAN BEAT MY FATHER TO SLEEP

[Natulcien1992]

Konata? What has Lucky star to do with it??

[JDahlHD]

@Natulcien1992 Gaston likes Konata

[BunchesBundles77]

@Natulcien1992 Guess what? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Other than the recurring hentai mention.

[Blackcherrycake93]

don rose up agains the government!

[TheHalloweenHead]

This was awesome omg I laughed WAYY too loud

[sephiroth900000]

> on transcribe audio

> hentai=lucy

> *laughing my fucking ass off*

[unclesamxlr]

@sephiroth900000 I'm fucking rolling with transcribe on.

[sephiroth900000]

@unclesamxlr same here man hahahaha

[luckysod04]

Can one truly get enough Gaston?

[iteachvader]

FOREARM!

[darthsugi89]

What for or?

[stellabluelulu]

0:49 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Gaston is a Sith Lord!

[JellyFish1Tank]

when i was a lad my father used to beat me to go to sleep

[papoj1PVR]

@JellyFish1Tank

But now that I've grown, I beat my father to sleep.

[bluenudibranch]

im butthurt ;~;

[IosonoOtakumanSemper]

"doctorare dildo"?

[scruffums2100]

Pure Humer!!!!!!!!!!:DDDDDDDDDDD

[dbzdrag0n]

the end made me shit the titanic

[homesauce2000]

Fuck Youse Lefou! XD

[Blackdapple]

Konata lol

[loginlover]

"Gaston, you're a dickfore" / "What's a dickfore" / *laughter

[superkeijikun]

When I was a lad my father beat me every night to help me get to sleep, and now that I'm grown I beat my father to sleep and Iuse hentai in all of my decorating!

[luckysod04]

HENTAI!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOM WHOA!!!!!!!!!

[Edenhyde246]

informal discriminate against our closest not decided what to expect no one's gonna

[CloverPuppy4047]

Gaston: Lefou, get me more-

Lefou: More beer?

Gaston: YES!

Gaston: Why is more than I can drink!

Lefou: Gaston, you are a dick!

Gaston: What's a dick for?

*everyone laughs*

Gaston: fuck you, Lafou!

*punches*

[kymetastic]

Aaand eeeverryyy laaaast iiiiinch of meeeeee's ccccoooovered with HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRRRR

[Ikgrid]

@kymetastic Every inch of me is covered with HBVSEFRTNKQERSOBNBSG

[Bobert12394]

@STOOPIDTIME

LOLOLOL

[dbzdrag0n]

i just shat a brick from laughing

[SethHisoka]

Doctorate Dildo? o_O

[IcaraxXx]

Gaston u are dick!Waht si dick for?*laugh*

LMAO

[SasukeGrl45]

XDDDDDDDDD

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

[Sayen411]

@SasukeGrl45 LMAO!!!!

[superspongenova]

I really really appreciated that you can actually understand what the fuck you made the sentences mash to, because it's hilarious. I was laughing like a dumbass for a long time.

[kugotsumin]

that's true it's not very hard to see hentai.

[georgekostaras]

1:59 that's as close to pure evil as you can possibly get. 

[dbzdrag0n]

@georgekostaras gaston is the embodiement of pure evil

[roxasora888]

No one's got a small cleft in his pants like Gaston!

[MoronicCinamun]

Where is the "hentai" clip from?

[jedihunter176]

@MoronicCinamun Cash Cab.

[danceractress96]

35 people do not have humor!

[burningdIldoofdeath]

what did you use to make this movie maker is shit?

[moonblaze1000]

Oh, the fun I am having with transcribe audio...XD

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

gaston, one of the few men manly enough to beat his father to sleep

[TheTrueSouldier]

35 people are dickfors.

[Johny2662]

The ending creeped me out I laughed so damn hard at Gaston's creepy red eyes glowing and the noises were hilarious! xDDD

[GuitarsRgood]

hahaha! if you put the transcribe audio thing on, at the last second it translates the "OOHHH!" to "Forearm"

[chica476]

what's a dick4?

[sammy123malta]

Doctorate Dildo xD

[kittyandstars777]

lesbianism nintey five dash

Transcribe auto oh you!! xD

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

"doctorate dildo???!!"

Transcribe audio wtf

[aarongtr180]

"Don rose up against the government".

Oh transcribe audio, you so crazy.

[00Kmart00]

The audio transcription really is a good way to add more laughs.

[plastreaka]

Forearm.

Lol.

[jiffnjelly1]

DOCTORATE DILDO....TURN THE CAPTIONS ON "TRANSCRIBE AUDIO" AND WATCH THE TRANSLATION AT 24 SECONDS!!!!!

[ConnorRCS]

Whats a dick for

[Bob1qazy]

No ones got a swell cleft in his pants like Gaston!

[RiseOfTheNerd]

Damn. Gaston needs therapy...

[ThornUvDaath777]

who exactly is this kinata?

[UltimateMelloFangirl]

@ThornUvDaath777 It's Konata, a chick from an anime called Lucky Star. :D

[Nanchee76]

0:50 OMG WTF?"?"?!!

[SmileAndError]

Gaston, Gastoff.

[lightmybeer]

lot on his mind hahahahhaahhaah lol

[Snivy100]

GOSH YOU TURN ME ON

[PhysicsMathMan]

Watch movie - then hit ...2 1 - beer grab fail 2. Lafou airplane 3 - Eh! Eh! Eh! 4 -- Cosmic Explosion + Gaston Blowjob 5. Fully Perched Gaston 6. "E Good" Creepy Gaston Face 7. My My My FATHERRRRRR 8. Get me!!!! 9. Sharoken!!!!

[spyroman300]

and every laaaaaaaast iiiiiiiinnnnnch of meeeeee's cooooooovvvvvvvveeerrrrrrrrred with HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!!!

[jurv10]

I did transcribe audio and it said doctorate dildo as one of the subtitles

[brotherfreak]

forearm

[89Obscure]

It's more than I can-BRAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

[tehswordkunoichi]

I USE HENTAI IN ALL OF MY DEEEEECORATING

[Guessnought]

0:28 "Gosh you turn me on!" *hump hump*

[grisensven]

What does the effect called he is using at 0:16. And 0:48

[Groudon100]

lol as a pedophile im intimidating

[eradix1]

lol only i can fuck konata

[xoJennaloverxo]

LOL!! Explosion was the best!!!

[ShotgunEnthusiast]

0:30

Gaston: (thinking) No homo.

[NefariousEvildoer]

Every last inch of me's covered with BWOOOOOOOOOOM!

[gekigold]

30 ppl use Hentai in all of there decorating 

[CaptnMorshu]

OAH

[darklinkskiller]

Lmao

[KitaxNekoSama57]

Why it's more than i can

BRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOGHHHHH

[DudemanClide]

OOOAAAAHHHH

[afayuk]

Gaston: LeFou, get me more...

LeFou: More beer?

Gaston: YES, why it's more than I could bear.

[ensis]

where is hte hentai clip from?

[Lazermuffin]

Procrastulating

[LeviathanVIII]

I'm a little disturbed I'll admit... but you're editing skills rock!!!!!!!

[hi392]

every night my father beat me to go to sheeeeep and now that im grown up i beat my father to sleep hahaha

[SweeneyFan17171]

Everyone here would like to shit on you Gaston

'Eeeeyyy!

[SgtHydra]

What's the one where it begins with "Who does that Asuka think she is?"

Been looking for it.

[DudemanClide]

OOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH

[1waffleiron]

And it's nooot verrry harrrarrrd to see HENTAI

[STOOPIDTIME]

> Go to CC

> Click on "Transcribe Audio"

> Click "OK"

> Shit Bricks from laughing so hard(er).

[RuddyKitty]

@STOOPIDTIME I lol'ed so much harder too oh god.

[godofwar464]

@STOOPIDTIME my favorites are doctorate dildo and don rose up against the government XD

[Darkiesmistress]

@STOOPIDTIME doctorate dildo

[LittleBigSnerky]

@Darkiesmistress

lesbianism ninety-five dash

[FLCLOWNS]

@STOOPIDTIME forearm

[jadenyuki1988]

@STOOPIDTIME omg i did that and freaking died at 0:22 XD what it said was like "wtf?"

[Iravetopendulum]

0:49 - literally couldn't breathe for an hour afterwards I laughed so hard :L

[GhostLink92]

Fuck, Gaston, fix that damn lag.

[Yamislittleangel]

"All right, old man, we'll help you get laid"

"You will?"

"As long as you blow me!"

(Crazy old Maurices face! XD)

[VampireSlayer94]

"every guy here would love to s**t on you Gaston, even when taking it in the ass" LMAO genius

[angie4josh]

24 people have hit the dislike button

[NoSenseOfSecurity]

"What's a dick for? -HAHAHAAH-"

[jamesdeth]

Oh my god I just realized I accidentally stole joke from this poop I'm sorry D:

[DualScreen77]

@jamesdeth Nah man I'm flattered. What video is the joke in?

[jamesdeth]

@DualScreen77 500 furries try to yiff Mr. Satan while the Insane Clown Posse and Gaston troll Anthrocon

[Iammyselfforlife]

@DualScreen77

actually cs188 just recently stole the"good at ejaculating" joke

[ninodoko]

@jamesdeth heck i never heard the dickfor joke before now i use it everyday :D

[NightmareLoveForever]

This was the first Gaston Youtube Poop I've ever seen and it is and will always be my absolute favorite.

Thank you SO MUCH for this. XD

[SarItachi79]

OMFG, Gaston's a PEDO!!DDDDDDDX

[SmashLiXs]

it's normal (or sickening) for a guy to watch (-)entai, but is it more sickening for a girl to be into that thing?

[74sowen]

Every guy here'd love to shit on you Gaston! Even when taking it in the ass!

[axelfire65]

@74sowen I thought they said "jiz on you Gaston"

[chikyuuproductions]

I use hentai in all of my DECORATING~~~~ ohlol

[pokegirl07]

24 are beat up by their fathers to go to sleep

[TimoteiLSD]

-Alright, old man! We'll help you get laid.

-You will?

-As long as you blow me!

[SarItachi79]

I LOVE THIS.XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Resurrectedfantasy]

What for-or? Nothing hellps. I'm that hurt:'(

[jonlee421]

and its not!

very hard!...

to see HENTAI!!!

BOOOM!!

WOOOHA!!!! lafou gives head

LOL art man just art

[pablo12345th]

lmao aT 2:01-2:02

[NightmareLoveForever]

Ah, Gaston. How your troubled childhood makes me laugh my ass off.

[positiveopinions]

Maybe I'm just deaf, but I'd personally love a transcript of some of these lines, as they're all awesome.

No one smokes crack like Gaston, posts shit on sites like Gaston!

[Shigurelover1]

OMG ALMOST PISSED MYSELF AT 0:15 XD

[CaRcInOgEnIcxSyRiNgE]

0:49 0_0

[KevlarNinja]

It's good. But It could be way better.

[Austinw16]

@KevlarNinja Sounds like my honeymoon xD

[KevlarNinja]

@Austinw16 hehehehheheheh.....That's good.

[karatekid768]

And it's n n n n not v v very harararard to see HENTAI!

[mann288]

@karatekid768 Lefou is so right!

[Digitalsp33r]

What a d*ck for?

*Everyone laughs*

[ninodoko]

waxonator is good but he overuses some stuff... like crap getting in the video from the sides. But if you can understand dualscreen's poops they are funnier imo

[soso98662]

Pause at 2:01.

[soso98662]

What for, whore?

[ninodoko]

kudos to you good sir, this is awesome

[PhatBrady1017]

"Gaston, you're a dickfor."

"What's a dick for?"

*laughter*

"Fuck you, LeFou."

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

This video seriously needs an interactive transcript.

[81camarosteven]

this is one of the best youtube poop's i have ever seen

[Oceanbigcat317]

@81camarosteven Check out Waxonator. Much better in my opinion. Its easier to follow.

[81camarosteven]

@Oceanbigcat317 i know, his youtube poops are great

[shadowofRE]

♫AS A PE-DO-FILE IM INTIMIDATING♫

[Gasoline85]

@shadowofRE My, what a guy, that Gaston...

[dammyteo]

``every guy like to shit on you, gaston``

[Rookie8254]

@dammyteo ♪Even when taking it in the ass! ♪

[dammyteo]

@Rookie8254

``gosh, you turn me on``

[dbgt22]

When I was a lad, my father beated me every morning to get to sleep

[blazejames47]

1:59

[DarthVTOR]

all right old man, we'll help you get laid!

you will?

[ninodoko]

@DarthVTOR as long as you smoke me

[mibevan]

♫ no one smokes crack like gaston calls the shots like gaston ♪

[bishoujosteph]

Love the chubaka blow job. rofl

[otakukj]

ear rape but good

[mickiew4]

hahaah what's a dickfor

[AnimeHowl0130]

Oh my God, I almost died laughing! This is hilarious! xDD I love it! I was Belle in my community theatre's production of Beauty and the Beast, so this was great :) Thank you for the laughter!

[superhuman295]

@AnimeHowl0130 i know right?

[soso98662]

0:50 BLOWJOB!

[dracotheferret]

This is even funnier if you turn on captions O.o

[Neogami]

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EJAAAACULATING

[dracotheferret]

"No one smokes crack like Gaston" lol