TURTLE LOVE!

[115001104]

True Gritt with John Wayne is better sorry.

[ZangetsuLuk]

how did i get here from a turtle humping a shoe?..

[heyitsavia123]

lie down! lol

[Hallahanify]

i wish i had hot baby sitters like that when i was a kid

[7A3H0]

shays example of a date is having s3x?

[xenalala2]

@7A3H0 no, he was a virgin until he got married... it's his religion and values

[Hallahanify]

@xenalala2 i dont think hes ever said that he was. on the podcast collete said she was but shay didnt adress the subject

[mybraceletsify]

@2M8TOx22 no she isn't kids will saying that and she's only 6 or 7 and kids saying alot of means and they don't know and plus they were all laughing and if you look at kayli videos she's really sweet

[sugarland97k74j70k]

I aboutnpee myself when shaycarl was kept pushing babytard down and saying lay down ahha my dad used to do that stuff to me all the time and now I know what I looked like hahahahah

[Lalaloalalala]

Mal viaje

[Mrspawnshoppe]

What did the turtle do to the other turtle?

didnt understand what she said.

[MissNikkiNeko]

@2M8TOx22 Aw no she isn't, kids say stuff like that sometimes. Brailee is so sweet most of the time

[Kevin1000xx]

7:00 to 8:20 is so fun lie down xD

[samantha24xo]

I'd babysit the kids for free.

[Mcdagumdrop]

Y do i touch

Myself while watching this?

NO CLUE!

Lol

[unknown9874lol]

I want those baby-sitter's facebook :D

[jellyluver22]

6:11 nooooooo

[faithyrocks23]

shay is so good wit kids :3

[dancinmonkey2000]

aww rocktard sneezes cute

[cubbiely]

7:02 :D

[Jasmine22777]

4:41 Rocktard has the cutest sneeze ever!!!

[RewhMan]

people plz...cant u see hes planking?

[ionlyHAHAHA]

HAHAHA

[X3BOOODYX2012]

love or porn?

[luischo7591]

that dogs in that cage dude (:

[VampireKick]

i always feel like crying when i see puppies in the little glasboxes... its so sad :(((

[hello240963]

THIS was my first shaytards vlog. I remember laughing my ass off. :'')

[Zallocon]

I would pay for being their babysitter...

[calebtv09]

hello people of 2011

[haloman732]

you rock kids poll dads berd

[TeenGirlLovex]

i miss these old days

[pinkfoundations]

@TeenGirlLovex Me too :/

[2012ilove]

4:11 girls have reflects covering their private parts with the hand even from kid heh

[samcal9]

the babysitters were freaking hawwwwt

[StephanieLisaTara]

hahaha....funny

[RainbowCraz]

Is that a real turtle ?

[keetz15]

shay watching this old vlog makes me realize how freeeaakkinn thin you aree nooow!!

[CharleyStar99]

fave vlog! :)

[starrock779]

TURTLE SEX IN HD!!!!!!

[tlbphotovideo]

LY DOWN!!!!!!!hahaha

[smileyface0o0]

aw, i would love to babysit the kids! <3

[kittylara1]

2:13 is so funny i wish i had funny family

[ELEMONTZ]

turrle porn

[sidboitgangsta]

/watch?v=wn3fRVAnfs8



[kaileybell9080]

Logan how could u have a girlfriend ur so cute hope it lastest

[Laxerman21]

Get a wiener dog

[ItsKarenDuh]

hahaha i love how shay totally called out the girl with the annoying laugh

[epicduckeh6]

They call it turtle looooove wait what the fuck am i saying I'M WATCHING ANIMAL PORN FOR GOD SAKE

[Allgoodanswer]

Sexy......

[ladytiger325]

Lol "these turtles are trippen me out"

[SweetLikeSugarCanes9]

i died when you said it was moaning HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[OxPaTRoNZz]

The dogs like what is this crap on my head.

[jadensmith79]

Lay down

[Cinimodm]

RAPIST ALERT!

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

never buy  a puppy from a pet store!

[jaop1999]

no means no mister turtle so funny XD is his WEINER Out? -00

-----D

[armorfid]

NO MEANS NO, MISTER TURTEL

[ghettoninja23]

nevermind



[ghettoninja23]

wheres malachi???

[jswagger311]

Lol

[xosoulcutiexo]

I have that sweater ;)

[flatrom77]

WTF

[Metallicarocks575]

damn how do they always get the hottest babysitters ever

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

@Metallicarocks575 big noses and 13?

[mannaruto96]

like if u masterbated to this

[rebel20736]

that s funny n cute

[secretblueILY]

'LAY DWN' lmaoao

[tehranuniversity]

awwwww i felt so sad for malachi because it really seemed like he wanted those things offf.

[SamDaManVLOGS]

awe poor Malachi he's lovely dog though

[lordfenswick]

i make the same noises when i have sex

[cpfanrox]

lol logan was soooo red :P

[728LouiePinpin]

2:00 lols 

[kingcamilo]

haha this guys hella funny

[97DevM]

Hellllllllo

[softballpitcher89]

LAY DOWN!

[lolwutbleh]

That turtle sound scares me!!!!!

[megamindmaniac]

Hey i wish u were my parents!!!! i mean i love mine 2 death but u guys seem more laid back and fun

[Trev1234or]

245 people dont like turtles

[imjustkatie1243]

hey shay for christmas go on google and yype in norad track santa and click on the the first thing

[2Addicted2YourLove]

They have to be the parents every kid wishes for :D!!!

[sparklingcupcakes]

he has the cutest kids ever!!!

[MsBeccaboo429]

omg rocktard has a cute sneeze!!!! awww

[thugripper]

does he look like zach galifianakis or what!?!??!

[annaandjillianshow]

JOIN MY CCLUB THE STOP PUPPY ' KITTEN MILLS ITS FREE TO JOIN ITS PRETTY MUCH JUST STOPPING WHAT, WELL STOP THE VIDEO AT 1:39 THATS WHAT I WANNA STOP ITS SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[annaandjillianshow]

awwwwwwww i feel so sad for that puppy!!!!!!!!!!!! thats so mean what/ where they put that puppy anyone else think that, i mean really would u like to be that size and put in a cage and it wanted to get pet, i felt sad when it jumped at the glass wall!

[layahxo]

Lmao "NIPPLES!"

[jealousy705]

LOL 3:36

[speedninja83]

7:40, getting him back for the previous minute of abuse?

[kenzie309]

yep they were mating they only mKE THAT npise when their mating

[MizzGeeAmeeko]

omg... seeing those puppies in glass cases broke my heart... How can people see that and think that's ok? Would you put your baby in a glass case? Disgusting. :/ If you're getting another dog, adoption is always best.

[caddog0sugar]

@MizzGeeAmeeko Dogs at shelters are in cages...would you put your baby in a cage? Breeders let the dogs run around and live in their home. So you might not want to use that as your argument.

[annaandjillianshow]

@MizzGeeAmeeko i feel the same way i almost cried even though im 10 i started my own club called STOP PUPPY/KITTEN MILLS!

[SkyBlueHorse]

poor puppies in those small cage things... ):

[ResolvingInsanity]

O__O I thought that dog was dead for a second...

[nic1357]

horrible fat round head

[KarlNuevo16]

I think this is one of their funniest videos evar!

[marinqf]

"She said I was as fat as Santa" hahahahahah

[PurplepolkadotTV]

lol looks like sum sitters got cruuuush

[stardarkstar]

great home video! this will make tons of great memories.

[stardarkstar]

lol! are they having christmas sex? lol rape! lol!

[XxxSkinnyJeanxxX]

Malichi looks so cute :3

[bellebunny7]

awww logans got girlfriend :(

dayumm it...

[NoScopesHD]

Ive always wanted a dog :(

[fredloverification]

Brailey is such a twerp.

[Tealturtles]

Princesstard next time pull your dad's beard :D

[xoMALxoPINEAUxo]

turtle rape is NOT okay:(

[13QQ37]

Is your best friend the camera ? :DD

Nice vid.

[niggabtripin]

yo shay nigga you are funny as hell i watch your vids like all the time your a great dad not matta what ppl say dude your awesome

[niggabtripin]

yo shay nigga you are funny as hell i watch yoouor vids like all the time your a great dad not matta what ppl say dude your awesome 

[CRandN321123]

replay 7:01 over and over again!!!!!!!!!!!

[marvolomethod]

i never new shay was shooting pornos in his spare time

[XxwarriorwolvesxX]

omg u mean man he was rapeing the she turtle

[xxLilly05xx]

TURTLE PORN!!!

[ashleyrasshy78]

i seriosuly almost died laughing when he said, "is his weiner out?"

LOL

[supadupaweirdo]

whos carlies husband?

[Freyea1812]

the funniest video i ever seen =) love it <3

[Freyea1812]

the funniest video i ever seen =) love it <3

[KnG1Dakota]

turtle porn

[KissandMakeupp101]

LOGAN NEEDS TO BE MINE.

[gushoamanda]

@john17972 hahahahahaha retard

[Mrsquisha1810]

Lmao NO means No Mr. Turtle!

[TheDavidiraptor]

BULLSHIT!

[gushoamanda]

@TheDavidiraptor NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO

[TheDavidiraptor]

Dude, im just kiding.

[CheyenneBlah]

ADOPT ME PLEASE!

[Natashaka44]

'Dude go easy on her' XDDDD

[bamboostar04]

DO NOT SHOW THIS TO YOUR KIDS!

[moop547]

like this if watching turtles having sex brought you here!

[xavieryears]

@moop547 all 23 of you are demented. Check ou tthe music on my page!!!

[ho0liganz]

i feel so bad for your family. they obviously have to support your psychotic video taping but the sad thing is that you are so desperately trying to become famous that make your family suffer too. I hope you make it, for the kids sake.

[prkmac42]

@ho0liganz You know, the first couple of times I watched a shaytrds vlog I must admit I had the same thoughts. But if you start watching lots of them you will quickly realise what an amazing father Shay Carl is. The children are clearly always enjoying themselves and they are very well behaved. You will realise what an amazing and inspiring family they are. They have an incredible positive outlook on life which is truly inspiring. I hope you come to realise this soon.

[bignickdigger89]

maximum411 has it right. If youre ever looking for a puppy and you go to a pet store, ask if theyre rescued dogs or if tneyre from a puppy mill. If theyre rescued, then its fine. If theyre from a puppy mill, just walk right out.

[tobiunderthemaskX48]

LIE DOWN >:D

[FattyDudley]

4:19 Grandpatard was like, "I don't care about wtheck is going on, I'm trying to watch TV."

[TheBlueberry654]

is his weiner out lol

[MrBabyhaha1]

231 have no love at all .

[breeship]

poor Logan he looked so embarrassed

[Hyake]

I was just curious how turtle mated... but wow what a cool family.

[brenduhhize]

this was my first vid everr..I probably commented already but...first time I saw this I'm like geez how many kids does this guy have

[softballpink44]

Lay down...... My dad used to do that to me...... Ur santa.... Ur as fat as santa..... That was mean

[breeship]

@softballpink44 yeah that was really mean, you can even hear mommytard go "uh"

that was mean

[rockinschool283]

I dont want to be friends with you, I just wat to screw you haha

[itsfaith77]

i had to fast foreward through the puppy part it makes me feel so bad to see them like that

[MsBigblonde]

i feel good now

i have the same dress as Carlie <3

[98luco]

i wanna be in this family!!!!

[SocialiteHeiress19]

Haha turtles gettin it on

[AQWorldsAdventure]

Christmas Eve AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Phazon413]

:( I want the puppies. My heart melted when I saw the first one.

[supremejiboom]

at first when i saw the video i thought it was nine minutes of turtles fucking, but no

[RocketboyGermany]

good dady

[dpruitt5theclutch]

LAY DOWN!!!!!

[shenpeewee35]

shay is santa!?! ShayCarl Santa Clause SC are there inatals

[Disney708]

Next time u need a them 2 babysit call me I love 2 help i walk if need im raleigh,nc

[MrElementsk8123]

@Disney708 not to be mean or anything but they live in Oregon

[Yvonne344]

LOL

"LAY DOWN"

[Star12312312345]

it's so awkward to watch the turtle moment with my parents!

[MrBennyBanny]

ugly ugly fat guy

[MrElementsk8123]

@MrBennyBanny your pretty ugly too

[najee151]

@MrElementsk8123 xD

[mrraptorpatrick]

@MrBennyBanny fuck ur self

[keylock78]

cool 771,117 viewers

[maximum411]

don't get a puppy from a pet store- they come from mass-scale animal farms where the parents are killed once they're done breeding.

go get a puppy at your local animal shelter!

[mrapathetic09]

@maximum411 That's a terrible mentality to have. That's like if you were going to adopt a kid and you said "No I don't want that kid because his parents were drug addicts so get that other kid whose mom was raped." Sure it's terrible if that happens but that doesn't mean the puppy is worth any less.

[maximum411]

@mrapathetic09

No, it's completely different and not that hard to understand, but I guess I'll explain it. It would be like if every time you adopted a kid from a mother who had been raped, that money was used to fund the raping of another woman and the producing of another child. You are not "saving" a puppy by buying it from a pet store, but only paying for the pet store to inflict torture on even more breeding dogs and puppies.

[maximum411]

There's nothing wrong with dogs from pet stores that come from animal shelters, and I encourage people to adopt these puppies. What's wrong is paying the pet store to keep doing what it's doing. It's simple supply and demand: the more puppies people buy, the more will be "produced."

[star3ize]

@maximum411 so were supposed to let them have a miserabl life

[Matthew3590]

@maximum411 the puppies from the pet store don't deserve good homes?

[maximum411]

@Matthew3590

Each one you buy will just make another one be bred and have to suffer the same fate. If less puppies are bought from pet stores, less puppies will be bred for pet stores.

[Springfairy92]

@maximum411 no

[caddog0sugar]

@maximum411 But the cats and dogs at petsmart are from shelters. And petco, too I think.