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  • someone gave this man LSD

  • what's wrong with some of you people? This is from the Onion Movie....a comedy.

  • This sounds like a virus is the classified.

  • best news is onion news ;-)

  • i hope you guys know this is fake..

  • At the beginning he states HR8791 Homeland terrorism bill. He is talking about the FEMA camps and the measures the govt have put in place to ensure people are compliant with Federal orders(Marshall Law) I feel for the american people because of the insane minds of the men running their country.Perhaps the govt will be calling in marshall law WHEN Ron Paul voters start barking because lets face it, The voting system is rigged!! Ron Paul must be president of America 2012!! The world is insane

  • CLASSIFIED

    

  • bla bla bla... CLASSIFIED, bla bla bla CLASSIFIED, bla bla bla CLASSIFIED, bla bla bla CLASSIFIED,

    bla bla bla CLASSIFIED, bla bla bla CLASSIFIED, bla bla bla CLASSIFIED,

    LOL.

  • Guys you are the public you can send home any representatives that you don't like home, whats this complaining all about . you are the people you are the power. Get organized Get united And change this country to what you want it to be.

  • @brVOVds it has to be a global thing, its not only about america.

  • @6F5jedi so... the more the better, but do people actually know what they want? And how to get it?, all I see people complain this and that but do not shit. They buy china imports, for example, than complain they lost jobs, I mean what the hell is this. Its seams people like to complain but to actually do something to improve thing, noo way the move their ass. they always wait till few will do it for them. So they can keep on going doing what they did best and that is complaining.

  • @brVOVds i actually think that people this year will do something, quite soon actually, if someone just start a group, like me, maybe, but still i dont live in the US, but its a start, and everybody is getting shitcanned

  • @6F5jedi I understand ya, If you look economically speaking you can't import china products if your country isn't going to create alternative jobs. And jet people still do it. it usually is a little group who will make changes. You have to have knowledge in Banking system without it you can't run an economy and if, even if you get the power. It will be useless in hands of knowledgeable man. Power is nothing without control. By control I mean knowledge about how to run an economy.

  • COMMUNIST put FLUORIDE in the WATER in GERMANY like they been doing in AMERICA since the WW11 promoted Homosexuality and Lesbians, and PORNO in Germany Prior to HITLER taking over, Like they been doing in AMERICA, They Put HITLER in POWER,

  • Too bad this clip is from Onion News Network, a satirically fictional news channel. Notice the emblem doesn't say C Span but resembles an onion... Jeez...

  • Just replace "Classified" with "Them 9-foot draco-reptilian shape-shiftin ET lizzard sumbitches" and you'll have yourself a front-page news.

  • even tho the government is keeping shit from us, the ONLY good thing about it is that MOST people wouldnt handle the information that is kept secret. Knowledge is dangerous. WE ARE GONNA NEED MORE RAMBO KILLIN MUTHAFUCKERS WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN. oh and my dick is "CLASSIFIED"

  • My comment.. Is... Classified

  • Oh it is SO funny he should get an Oscar for this performance

  • @FeatheryBird haha yeah! nominated to the douchbag of the year in politics.

    ive heard that obama has to hire people to be where they film him hahahaha FAIL

  • lol look at the c span sign..if this were real, i would still be on the white house lawn demanding answers..however..this is what the general public hears anyway

  • Their enormes size and otherworldly strenghts,- should events occur in urban areas ''JESUS'' *pause* huh Thats Classified

    WHAT DID HE SEE IN THAT PAPER.....?????

  • i think this is classified haha

  • this isn't real, but that still doesn't detract the seriousness of the TSA, DHS, and the laws that recently were passed. While families and citizens were at home enjoying Christmas and opening presents Senate Bill 1867 passed which allows the indefinite detention of U.S. citizens. Now I don't want to jump to speculations, but is it also a coincidence that FEMA camps just so happen to go operational this month? I'm not a fear monger-er or a conspiracy theorist. I'm just a worried U.S. citizen.

  • Onion.

  • Guys.. it clearly says "Onion-Span" in the bottom right hand corner.. it's from the Onion!!

  • Please cast your vote for "Classified"

  • Zombies!!!!

  • This isn't real you retards.

    I mean it's probably accurate lol, but not real.

  • @mustbeburtreynolds You're not real.

  • @bakedinspiration True. Nothing is real. Consciousness is all that is.

  • @mustbeburtreynolds You're a solipsist?!?!

  • @GileadKid Nope. Go study the basics of quantum mechanics - double slit experiment, wave-particle duality, etc. etc.

    All physical matter is created and shaped by consciousness. Not human consciousness, but consciousness in general. Unity consciousness is the source of everything. Not necessarily the creator, but definitely the creative force that drives all matter and light.

  • In all this game, the devil is the victim, is the scapegoat, will be acused of everything cause the GOD don’t want any rivals. Conclusion: live at the full in the freedom of GOD (praying in a right form,following the INSTRUCTIONS in the Bible - keeping the 10 commandments - including keeping the Saturday as the 7th day etc.) instead of in the incapacity and limited power of devil cause he is just a temporary puppet. Jesus Christ is our savior and our hope!

  • @diptdipt You're a bit lost here in reality.

  • It's a joke! Morons... It's not on c span, and he's not a real rep...

  • jesus!!!!!

  • you did wonderful posting this, All will come togather soon,

  • FLESH EATING CLASSIFIED... BODDY DISPOSIAL....UNDERGROUND..... SCARED!!

  • it really goes to show that people are training for worldly events while we are fighting between each other.........................­..................sure after the grass is cut low we will see everything clear

  • lol bring it motherfuckers. Ill fight ya with my shovel or my "hoe"

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  • its says its a parody .!!!!!

  • Vote for Ron Paul the main stream Media sucks balls they show only what the what as far as who's the candidates.. Ron Paul being ignore kuz they think he's old and crazy.. Fuck thats bullshit!!!

  • This is fake its the onion news but it brings up a good demonstration but just creepy if u ask me.. It kinda makes u believe that something like this is possible and can happend.. Yeah I get it it's horse shit but still gotta be open minded not close minded I'm not saying I believe it but I'm not saying I don't government intents to hide a lot of things.. This reminds me of marshal law..

  • if you look at his mouth he's actually speaking...This dont't look fake to me..

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  • Classified?

  • So classified means "Reptilians" right??

  • i am here !!

  • LOL If anyone takes the remotely seriously I would suggest that you immediately subscribe to the "Onion" and start watching it more frequently as that is this news clips origin is...

  • better off he just say everything im saying is classified, please vote for this bill...

  • Do not pass that bill!!!!

    

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  • VOTE RON PAUL !! HE CARRIES THE TORCH NOT THE VEIL AND THE TORCH SHALL BURN THE VEIL SHOW THE 'WHAT IF' SPEECH BY RON TO THE SHEEPPLE ON IPAD COLLECT CONTRIBUTIONS TO PAY TO ADVERTISE 'WHAT IF' SPEECH ON TV. DEMAND IT ON NATIONAL TV ON PRIME TIME ! MEDIA BLITZ EXISTS SINCE AFTER JFK,INTERNET MADE IT FAIL XACTLY LIKE MAYANS PREDICTED HISTORY STARTS AGAIN 2012 END THE FED OR FEED THE END WORLD IS WATCHING, AMERICAS ON THE TRUMAN SHOW ♥ INDIA SUPPORTS RON PAUL SUPPORTERS♥
  • @ashwadhwani

    The torch is the primary illuminati symbol... is case you don't already know.

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  • @shauthentic Yeah a murderer and surgeon both carry a knife too, but for different reasons. Get it?

    Best of luck with your witch hunt ;)

  • @ashwadhwani no direspect but what dont u people get???? politics are politics and presidents are just puppets and a face for the evil elite that really run our world.

  • @eggbeaters Uh, I did not quite get that lol

  • @eggbeaters and they are giving a hint, because ive researched enough to know that they are planning a faked alien event, with holographic crafts and or beings, to make us crawl for help, HINT: FEMA

  • @6F5jedi so are you saying theres no such things as aliens?

  • @bigboi71 no, what i meant was that they got the tech to project holograms, if you dont belive me check the official hologram claim, we can now this year buy simple hologram projectors, soon. but think about it, they are way far ahead of our tech in the dark programs. yes aliens exist, but it is not about them, why they interveen is because our low insight to ourselves, we dont value ourselves as much as we should, its about the soul, the government are afraid of us to evolve.

  • @6F5jedi lol, what?!

  • @ashwadhwani

    Were you this excited about obama? psst , their both puppets !

  • @Yourlovingshaman No worries , I have a brain and I vote for the constution's puppet

  • @ashwadhwani wont matter, they pre-choose the man, even if ron paul is getting more votes they probebly will screw up the voting to their liking

  • @6F5jedi wont matter?? Only people who themselves do not matter are 'allowed' to think that lol

  • @6F5jedi yeah youre comment didnt go through, youre not doing anything important to stop any of this crazyness! based of what stupid reply that was. everybody has value, only a complete yerk could say something stupid as that, so is it wrong with a own opinion? no didnt think so, this is actually a good reference to what people should avoid to think about other inorder to evolve, if you cant respect yourself you cant respect others, in other words you are walking life blindfolded.

  • Just google or youtube The Onion....spoof news site, kinda funny too.

  • LMFAO...classified

  • wtf?

  • Its the Onion....lmfao

  • Does anybody know if this is real or fake?

  • @WeeIrnBru

    ITs FAKE!! but not too far from reality ...

  • No. of people who believe in reptilians : CLASSIFIED , No. of people who will die due to the effects of the NWO : CLASSIFIED, No. of people making dumb youtube videos promoting the end of the world : PRICELESS

  • I have a belly button

  • Doesn't anyone read the info anymore? This is a parody...It is meant to sound like the representative is talking about zombies.

  • @Spankki This is pretty close to the truth though.

  • what am I voting for again? lol

  • why don't you just go CLASSIFIED yourself?

  • Profit we get from wars CLASSIFIED. No of soldiers returning home in coffins CLASSIFIED. No. of civilians either killed or wounded in our invasion efforts CLASSIFIED. Long term effects on the families of war victims CLASSIFIED.

  • the CLASIFIED fake alien attack by the real terrorists, govt. departments of home land security/ not so very "bright" illuminati, disguised as et's. The et's are our friends not the muppets who try and control us!!!

  • what are they talking about? are there any infos? not only aliens, or wappons? gg

  • Now do you think that bill got passed or not when the votes where tallied up?

  • Crazy! They are talking about aliens invading!

  • They are talking about weaponized viruses. "CIVILIAN and military units shall be trained in CONTAINMENT and combat of... including irradiated with a possibility of ...airborne, flesh-eating,"

  • They cant hold the truth forever, sooner or later there bubble will pop.

  • What the... Classified.

  • Listen carefully at 1:08 untill 1:20. Their what? Their enormes size and otherworldly strenght? Did he read something outloud that was classified?

  • @supermario4fun This the Onion... They do fake news shit like this for humor to show the delusions of people. And of course, you all jump on it like it is fact. LOL ... no excuse for blind stupidity and ignorance. Get a damn education!

  • @supermario4fun DRACO species, i think.

  • heh....before the Internet, no one gave a shit. 

  • John halter: Good evening gentlemen. Todays report is CLASSIFIED. By the way, it's all about a CLASSIFIED terrorist attack, Thank you."

  • Funny cracks me up

  • What the fuck?

  • those who believe this are prone to believe anything.

    unstable and wild eyed.

  • CLASSIFIED MEANS CHEMTRAILS

  • Add the group on FACEBOOK " the queen is a reptilian " get the truth out!!!!

  • i want to put my classified in your classified till I classified

  • şi abi ben sikkofieldden geldiydim de :)))

  • "please cast your votes" moments later "the results of the votes is.... classified"

  • heres wat i think: classified

  • ***THIS IS A MESSAGE TO PEOPLE WITHOUT A BRAIN***

    THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!! ITS THE ONION MEDIA GROUP (0-SPAN LOGO)!!!!!!

  • since this sounds like everyone will die why dont they just tell the truth sounded like the guy at the end was going to breakdown and cry. they dont want to tell us because everyone would either laugh at them or have a heart attack . better read ya bible to see what happens next in revelation its called armorgeddon

    many tousands of large demons will come out and cause destruction is that simple enough for ya s go find god before its to late

  • Onion Media Group!!! Do your research

  • 1:17, yea, Jesus is classified too!

  • the three chairs behind him are all pink people move freely in this room

    its clear that the woman behind him had just sat down the table design is the same color and shape . this is real.

  • @stezo413 Its fake mate. Start it at 40 seconds and watch. He speaks continuously and the woman suddenly appears out of nowhere. It is fake, but its funny. Plus you can clearly see hes been animated onto the video.

  • Its fake. Look at the shot of him from a wide angle, then when it pans in in him, you can see a pink chair and white desktop behind him. Its a good fake, but definately fake.

  • Bunch of, sheep can't.tell a real vid from a fake idiots

  • @drivebye13 How is it fake?

  • @youdevil6 look into the onion media group...o-span

  • You guys its a fake vid jeez. Its not even c span . Look at the logo

  • flesh eating ?

  • You arsehole is it your mama classified?? Fucking politicians...

  • the son of god is coming. be prepared

  • New bill of rights? NWO

  • OMG! OMG! OMFG!!!

  • X )  )

  • this is hillarious, and peepz reaction is super funny, make funny clips, plz!

    this is an awesome script, i need to write better scripts, X(

  • This whole thing is a joke, a goof on the American people. If you believe this crap then you believe that the Republicans give a damn about the American working class. This is just another idiotic diversion when the country is facing real problems.

    My salamander ate my home work and will rise up against us!! What do you think the Tea Party is anyway? Talk about reptilian? But only in thoughts and deeds, inhuman is more the description.

  • @dgelcaganer10h are you serious the TEA PARTY is made up of people like us middle class working stiffs I dont know bout you but im tired of paying for people to live who refuse to work who have babies they cant support or even raise properly there is no motivation for them to work or get an education y should they when people like you support them WANT them to get their check. The welfare system is "slavery" it keeps them in their place and outta the way of the rich "whities"

  • @dgelcaganer10h more Republicans on average contribute to charities than democrates. Democrates started the Jim Crow laws and welfare to separate the undesirables from the rest. READ AND LEARN YOUR HISTORY!!! All Rebublicans want is for you to be legal citizens(imagine that!!!) pay your taxes(oh how horrible) and to be an upstanding citizen (meaning defending what your country stands for). Im so sick of supporting people who think that the government is your "MOMMY" and has to take care of you.

  • @dgelcaganer10h Honestly we are over populated with people who cant support themselves in my opinion why do we bother if they simply didnt exist we would be better off they contribute nothing to society as a whole and are a drain on our economy (also make up most of the crimes and violent crimes)its simply not about race but usefulness they are the takers and Im fuckin tired of giving. Im sooo sick of buying spam and bologna when I see people with food stamps buying steak and lobster.

  • @dgelcaganer10h I work MY ASS off for what I have and Ive earned every bit of it and to think someone just sits and collects a check pisses me off. I work when Im sick or tired because thats what your supposed to do. I have absolutely no sympathy for some one who refuses to take care of themselves. 52% of the population depend on us working class stiffs (48%) to support them how does that seem fare? What happens in 20 years when its 30% supporting 70% (the system simply breaks down).

  • @dgelcaganer10h I love humanity but only the people who can take care of themselves and are useful in society FUCK the rest. They simply dont deserve the very air they breath. Why should they be allowed to propagate if we were mere animals it wouldnt be a question they would die like any lazy animal. Why should I as an upstanding citizen have to pay for others mistakes? You are "entitled" to the air you breathe and life other than that everything else you must earn. Hell if you feel so strongly

  • @dgelcaganer10h you fuckin support them allow me to opt out of the welfare system. You'd find out that most people dont give a DAMN about people who wont work to feed themselves let them die leaves more for those who care about doing right living right and above all SUPPORTING themselves. This country will fall and it will be the direct result of people like you because we simply cant sustain "non producers" when it falls it will be restored by people like me" workers and doers".

  • @dgelcaganer10h I will survive and thrive like those like me while we watch people like you suffer and die. I bid you farewell and challenge you to put your money where your mouth is support all those you claim too and I know you will eventually find them to be unappreciative BASTARDS.

  • homeland terrorist and an attack from birdflu or if there building with bad things get broken out fromthere nasty labs nthing to do with aliens

  • What a complete dick

  • This guy is on the floor of congress and this is no joke they are not allow to joke on the Floor of congress. He is from PA and introducing a bill that will paid for what seem to be a per-pair homeland security readiness plain for major possibilities, On thing that could happen this is real!! no joking here

  • What the hell? if this is not the cover being pull back on Congress there is a lot more here to learn about then just Classify. He specking about a out break and or invasion of off world beings. and there not telling the public.

  • "Flesh eating" as in bacteria I suppose, used in a biological weapons. Its a worst case scenario, that old guy shit his pants reading..

  • Whoa, there are serious posters here who don't understand this is a joke, a parody? In fact, it's hard to believe anyone believes the whole Annuaki or Sumarian thing either. We'll see maybe the people who drank the purple cool aid at Jones Town were the smart ones eh?

  • @dgelcaganer10h this is no joke tell me were is the punch line?? this is a real Representative from PA introducing a real bill for Home Land Security readiness Major operations. Where the joke??

  • How could anyone decipher that shit?

  • @skeetereze by listening with your ears and mine put the weed down

  • @hitandrun1510 LOL!.)

  • classified is a zombie outbreak DUH

  • I guess Flesh eating was underline as classified as well... The dick eater fucked up on that part.... No wonder they create so much Fucking nuclear plants and allow them to leak all over the world!!! Earth is being colonized people wake the fuck up and transform to your 12th strand DNA It is a must... Please people wake up! Stay in meditation.

  • LOL No one really knows what theyre watching in this video. Onions taste funny.

  • @canabal72994 go back to bed we will wake you when it over

  • flesh eating?!!!! OMG

  • I dont know if I should laugh or not...I did laugh.but there is something so wrong going on behind the curtain.....they want you to just keep your focus on the reality tv shows and sports....and that is what most are doing...

  • this is onion btw

  • fuck this goverment... throw these mother fuckers

  • I will be happy to die as long as the people screwing us from behind the curtain get theirs coming to them.

    Power mongrels that's all they are. JESUS will make things right and I kinda feel sorry for them.

  • These mother fuckers are sick in the fucking head. This is what a runaway Govt. looks like.

  • @PaulGeoffreySmith Ya! that was in the old testament, You should be reading the new testament when Christ comes back The old one has been for filled by Christ, This is way so Christian are screwed up they for get when Christ came he for filled the law. place us under grace

  • @hitandrun1510 So shall it be as in the days of Noah when the second coming of Jesus Christ shall be, what was it like in the days of Noah???? Read Genesis chapter 6.

  • @PaulGeoffreySmith Boy are you off track, Matthew 24: 36-51 This is what your looking for. It explain what your trying to say it put it in more perspective. God Bless

  • @PaulGeoffreySmith Yes jesus said in Mather 24: 36-51, but I still say that Genesis chapter 6 cant be excluded from as in the days as Noah as well, Satan is very deceptive, and like in Genesis 6, hes at it again with so called aliens, research the what going on with aliens and demons, and how it corresponds to, AS IN THE DAYS OF NOAH, and how it relates to todays events to UFO.s and Aliens etc. WHY? Because know from first hand real experiences from these beings, dont assume, thats error.

  • Comments is classified

  • Flesh Eating ? I think the US Politician's have lost the plot....The rest of it sounds Nuclear to me. Underground birthing Areas?...

  • what is this?? Can anyone read between "classified?" What is being talk about here and where does this man come from. Is a a part of the Anunnaki tribe or something??

  • lol

    

  • hey did you know that (classified) where they (classified). it was totally (classified).

  • @michiman57 lol ur (classified)

  • @Inhumanati and you know this how??

  • The government illuminati reptiles are afraid of the Annunaki's return... because they know the Annunaki could easily destroy their corrupt and evil scheme that's been manipulating ALL OF MANKIND for countless thousands of years. By the start of November, Nibiru, Elenin, Planet X, aka Wormwood to christians (doesn't matter what you call it) will cross the ecliptic and the resulting gravitational effects will easily kill over 6 billion people. Are you ready?

  • this is a parody,buts its fucked because this shit is all basicly true

  • @MrRaptors101 u THINK this is a parody...

  • @UNVRSLGRTNZ this video..yes..but what hes saying is true and much more worse !were fucked