'FactZone' Viewer Has Sad, Pathetic Life

[thecapone45]

Uh... "u say" should be spelled "You say."

Oh shit,,,

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

the more bitchier she is the more sexy she gets.

[zcdarktide]

LMFAO!!

[ookami3380]

bamf 3.0

[Ninjuri]

OMG THAT'S MY CITY :D

[Yumeenification]

Bitchy subtleness, eh? Perfect. I'll use this on everyone.

[sirrom835]

DAAAMMMNNN!!!!! Holy fuck i have got to start watching these news reports now. xDD

[ironmantis25]

whoa, thats cold

[thetungwakou]

Now I'm scared to criticize her.

[housecry]

Oh snap.

[GREYDE2]

GEEBUS XT

[SuperDuperSentinel]

total bill o reily parody

[SeCONdagenda1]

@SuperDuperSentinel It's not parody, it's poor imitation.

[SeCONdagenda1]

The Onion should change their name to FOX

[salamisumo2]

@SeCONdagenda1 Or MSNBullCrap.

[SeCONdagenda1]

@salamisumo2 lol I like Windows, but the hoops they make you jump through just to get online... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rondermc]

icant...lol

[7GGonzalez]

Lol

[easuter]

Sounds like something Fox News would do.

[tatsujinMasurao]

Art imitates life. 

[andre51588]

I wanna fuck the shit out of Brooke....

[futurestoryteller]

Bill O'Reilly does this all the time.

[Shinjita1]

You can't tell them they are wrong or they will follow you and make news about you lol

[AzureKiru]

@Shinjita1 THAT'S THE JOKE

[Shinjita1]

@AzureKiru

I know it's a joke. My comment was my point of view of the (fake) news situation.

[Spiritualmindedify]

Haha keeping you save from the lies... I think that the onion people are trying to tell us something here

[AlgeBrad3000]

I will do that Brooke!

[grinfcked]

It's so evil. Love it.

[iStrikerVX]

8 secs into the video and I know its about me!

[3tangle3]

attacking autistic people is a bit harsh, try caring for a older brother who's 28

[jimmyboyG485]

@3tangle3

The thing is, I bet you laugh at fat jokes, or ginger jokes, or "get in the kitchen women" jokes, or gay jokes, or something like that. And you're not being 'harsh', it's just a laugh then, isn't it? So stop being such a hypocrite.

[3tangle3]

@jimmyboyG485 ye cos they can come back at you....stop being an unthinking prick

[jimmyboyG485]

@3tangle3

Stop being so stupidly naive.

[3tangle3]

@jimmyboyG485 "so naive" you look after him them you stinking worthless cunt...you;re tpye arent welcome in decent area like mine

[jimmyboyG485]

@3tangle3

LOL, get over yourself. As my first comment pointed out, you're just as guilty as everybody else, only when the attack is directed at you it's suddenly not funny. You need to learn the difference between somebody being genuinely out of order and a joke.

[sdpenaloza]

Haha, well played

[Fleshy91]

I'm a bit surprised by this one. Brooke is always saying that she hates her fans and that she is the one that gets stalked the most. But she obviously had to stalk one of her fans to make this video.

[Evilolex]

tastefully evil - I like it

[Savedpianolover]

I think this is my favorite onion vid... it's so sadistic

[scottg4520]

Number of Onion complaints goes from 1 million to 3 people,

[pchtermino1]

@scottg4520 2 people now. I quit complaining. Just don't let her focus on me.

[scottg4520]

Um, you are so beautiful

[Mcheetah]

Ha! You actually LOSE! The one thing losers like us CRAVE is attention! You only make us stronger, build us into semi-celebrities, and then, we crush you! The only way to beat us is to ignore us and you're obviously too proud to do that, bwhahahahahaha!!!

[naughtyboymessiah]

ouch! hahahahah

[trogdorburninating]

I would just like to say that the Onion News Network is the best news network in the world and that it always tells the truth on stories that other networks are too afraid or biased to cover. Also, anyone who does not watch the Onion is a misinformed communist.

[Cojer52]

Unleash Brooke on Al Qaeda, Iran, and North Korea.

[ugasziz]

omg fuck yeh

[Obet1979]

Take that bitch!

[octupus6]

Silly Mrs. Callister, everyone knows the Alamo was built in 1836.

...right?

[GamingPrower]

Hey, they are talking about MY History teacher! Thank GOD she is getting the treatment she deserves!

[AuskaNeumaki]

Damn Brooke is a passive agressive bitch

[thecapone45]

LMAO! Omg, i dont wanna send THEM an email,

[7tmo]

Rupert Murdoch would be proud.

[MrBeautifulFailure]

Omg I love you Onion!

[PivotPunk1]

This actually made me kind of sad :\

[JDahlHD]

fpsrussia and the onion are to channels i won't mess with

[TheNYCbarbiegirl]

Hahahahaha, omg i know this is fake but holy shit lol!!!

[niceworkmicrosoft]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[MrThrowurlomo]

CIA sub division in the onion?

[EmperorOfMars]

@MrThrowurlomo They have more attack satellites than any other news channel

[tafaridh]

@MrThrowurlomo what, you have never heard of operation mocking bird?

[Siukonginhongkong]

It's harder to forgive someone because they are right than because they are wrong.

[TheXxjackchopxX]

WHY are people still asking if this is real?.... -_-

[megamuffin15]

Was... was that real?

[dreamingpixles]

Fact zone: putting the "ow" in "wow, that's cruel"

[PZCherokee]

I watched a minute and 10 seconds of this with my jaw dropped! WOW! Don't ever dis the fact zone!

[pillowbugg]

Best show ever

[crushme80]

ahahahaha this is EXACTLY like fox news

[dtpheif]

@crushme80 except a little more accurate. 

[GegoXaren]

@crushme80 but with less lies...

not saying the CNN or BBC is any better though...

[kovalev27c]

That was brutal, no mercy

[MisterAlexUk]

That was... amazing.

[Muusicca]

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[P00P0STER0US]

If only I could this this funny in my imaginary life.

[WyattNyte15]

wow...hot blonde newslady is rather bitchy in this one

[elysadalawa]

Ouuuch.



[WH012]

i almost cried from laughing so hard at this. Too funny! That's messed up! LOL!!!

[gleefanatic2011]

lol O_O lol

[LastBattlerX]

lol thats tough

[robotfamilygchicken]

BURRRNN

[MEGABOINK65]

LMAO funny shit lololo

[davethehostage]

Do me next! Do meeeee!

[darthspeaks]

@davethehostage You spelled me wrong.

[davethehostage]

@darthspeaks I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. That kind of thing doesn't always come through on the internet.

[darthspeaks]

@davethehostage It's a joke man! LOL - Think about it - I corrected your spelling ... then look at the title. LOL

[davethehostage]

@darthspeaks Damn, I'd completely forgotten what the video was about. I'm sure I would've found that funny had I understood it the first time. :I

[Freddy3740]

I dunno, it seems like the Onion is beginning to lose its flavor... No pun intended.

[Garboth]

@Freddy3740 Totally, sooner or later all satire begins to parody itself. I thought this was pretty good though, but they do definitely need to go in a new direction. I sort of like the dystopian or propaganistic themes they've been doing occasionally these days, the rest is all sort of lazy.

[skeezerzz]

@Freddy3740 come on this one was great

[landline00]

Obama and DemoKKKRats are the real terrorists killing Libyan women and children while CNN cheers them on.

[McPfoot]

@landline00 damn reptillians destorying AMURICCA AND DEMOKKRATZ

[landline00]

@McPfoot Suzanne Sena was on Fox News Red Eye this very morning selling out and helping RepublicKKKens and Sarah Palin/Tea Party!!!

[LocoGroove]

@landline00 XD

[LysolMan]

Brooke is laying down the law. I think I have just seen the world's only perfect woman.

[LocoGroove]

@LysolMan And she's gorgeous. What's "Brooke's" real name?

[LysolMan]

@LocoGroove Suzanne Sena

[LocoGroove]

@LysolMan Wait...FactZone is like a parody of Bill O'Reilly...but this is from Wikipedia: "From 2006-2008, she was a primetime and late night breaking news anchor for Fox News Channel." That's kinda funny. Former Fox anchor makes a parody of Fox anchors. lol

[landline00]

@LocoGroove Wait... please reconsider the ubiquitous use of the word "like" in your sentences. Is FactZone "like" a parody of Bill O'Reilly or a parody of Bill O'Reilly? Which sentence sounds better? What does "like" add to the sentence?

[LocoGroove]

@landline00 *sigh* I'm not even from an English-speaking country so why do you have to be like that? You clearly get what I'm saying so could you just give me some slack?

[landline00]

@LocoGroove OMG!!! You're in a FREE nation??!! Would you please send in your troops in to liberate us? Sarah Palin and the Tea Party are raping and killing racial minorities, Muslims, and LGBT people everyday! And the worst part? Fox News channel is cheering them on! Help us please!

[VinceP1974]

@LocoGroove They also have former CNN anchors. 

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

Lol I believe Fox would do this. I mean, lol, they do it in person.

[landline00]

@BigVicTheBadSeed And you also believe that MSNBC has no biased hosts. You also believe that NPR is 100% accurate.

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

@landline00 wtf do I care about npr and msnbc??

[landline00]

@BigVicTheBadSeed Because those two media outlets are your main news source and all they do is lie.

[landline00]

@BigVicTheBadSeed They do what..."in person?" Do you actually watch Fox News to know that or do just go along with what liberals say about it? And if you do watch Fox News are you a racist?

[UndergroundInstrumen]

@landline00 Wow... what a sad obvious example of a presumptuous dick. I'm not a liberal. Or conservative. I don't give a shit about politics, I don't watch the news, I don't care. I know they're a bunch of dick heads over at Fox News who act like children. Kind of like the display you're making.. on the internet.

And yes, I've watched my share of Fox News clips as an attempt at amusement, but it only turned out to be annoyance.

I'd ask you to explain the racist part if you weren't retarded

[landline00]

@UndergroundInstrumen Wow...So the the answer is no. You haven't actually watched a representative sample of Fox News channel only selected clips to promote an anti-Fox viewpoint. Have fun with your Groupthink. Btw, I don't believe for one second that you're not a liberal.

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

@landline00 No actually I watched a bunch from their channel. And I don't give a fuck what you believe so why are you telling me?

[landline00]

@BigVicTheBadSeed OK. I'm just confused because you claimed previously, "I don't give a shit about politics, I don't watch the news, I don't care." For someone apolitical you sure seem to be getting emotional when I'm simply pointing out all the inherent contradictions in your inchoate statements. For example, if you "don't watch the news" how is it that you, "watched a bunch from their channel." ???

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

@landline00 You make a big mistake if you try to interpret emotion from text. I used to, like two years ago, watch Fox News segments because I'd heard they were awful, and that was only during one week. I don't touch the TV, lol, and I'm only responding to you now because I have nothing better to do.

[weltec2]

Perfect! Brooke is the Bill O'Reilly of the Onion.

[SKHSirNicolas]

I´ve heard that even Chuck Norris won´t contact them...

[razeal18]

@SKHSirNicolas thats cause chuck norris is the ceo of the onion news, he dosnt even pay them, they pay him for the blessing of being controlled by chuck norris

[Gamefreaky1234321]

the onion will find you!!

[shakemyass9878]

GET OWNED MUTHER FUCKER XD

[HplusG]

Haha that was great. Brooke did something I would totally do.

[ICE117649]

Now Onion have 114 more people to talk about in FactZone

[MidnightRedemption]

"If you have a complain or criticism on us, we encourage you to contact us on our website."

Nice ending xD

[xenoblad]

SHE JUST GOT SERVED!

[wwwpwndcom]

This is SO my type of humor. Fucking yes man.

[Squeejee09]

Holy shit... that was awesome. The worst part is that the news could probably pull this off IRL if they wanted to. Just sayin', keep your Facebook updates minimal.

[Ichigo9913]

that... was just covering all the troll bases.

[hansirolle]

Lmao Troll got trolled?XD

[bhillboy37]

That was brutal.

[eden10203]

Bitch got owned.

[MarkArandjus]

I'm scared to comment under this vid....

[bryanguy1]

lol one of the best of the onion LMAO

[Socks756]

113 people have sad pathetic lives

[cacasapo]

@Dioxholster: Best get back to your NPR, this is news with balls.

[secret212000]

Nicole got destroyed LOL

[JustJoey23]

I just came.

[Dioxholster]

is this april fools? are tv allowed to do that? this is worse than fox news i think.

[dafishcandy]

@Dioxholster Satire.

[Mazaloth]

@Dioxholster Of course it is allowed. This is America! As long as you have the skill and resources to do something, it's A-O.K!

~~~

In all seriousness, The Onion is a parody newsgroup and is completely factitious.

Or is it?

[supermanXL]

@Dioxholster it's news without mercy 

[zipjok]

ah, megan kelly

[BoomerMcnasty]

haha anyones ELSE have a comment?

[Sarahon06]

pwnt



[42317]

Are all other show hosts on vacation or why is this blonde ruling the screen?

[ckyvick666]

You guys know the lady shes talking about is just her in a wig right?

[lucariofan508]

Don't mess with onions unless you want to cry.

[dukenthaylor]

That...was ugly! Brooke caught Darling Nicki w/o her eyeliner, and went straight GOOD WILL HUNTING-ghetto on some Ventura AYE-yuzz!

[SIESTUPENDO]

this is not a real news channel, just for information (seeing the comments above, there are some really angry people xD )

[zillaxy]

i know the inspiration... Bill O'Reilly.

[Maplesyrup41]

wow what a nazi

[Lorric101]

News without mercy!

[biodamper]

LOL

[candygirl0406]

Sadly, that woman is me...

[burrj001]

just shows you what the media can dig up on you today. With all the social networking, google spying on your internet activity and CCTV and god knows what else. Talk about big brother

[shaolinmantis77]

Ouch

[Bigkahkistan]

She's a cougar.

[coppurt]

Is it just me or has The Onion's humor getting a bit too rude lately?

[Cat919]

@coppurt Compared to the print version I used to read 10,000,000 ago, they've actually become much nicer...

[MrWoofington]

@coppurt They're definitely dumbing down the humor and going for cheap laughs more than they used to. Much of it is still fairly insightful and witty, but yeah, the standards have been going down...

[thompkinsbrian]

@MrWoofington you mean like one of their older videos sony's stupid fucking piece of shit that doesnt do the god damn thing its supposed to? yeah thats real whitty and classy

[junkypoet]

Brooke's so hot!!!

[Rm0ran]

bit. ly/dRrAU1

[ashiro723]

turns out she was right ahahah the tracked that bitch they actually did LMAO

[SMWjunkie2]

You don't fuck with this kind of crazy.

[einsikallin]

haha,what a bitch!

[DeadFromSVK]

lol, seriously, what a bitch :D

[drakony3]

omg!!! this realy exist on television no joke now???

[15thCrypt]

@drakony3 yea, onn is on ifc new episodes every friday night at like 10 or something

sportsdome is on comedy central but not sure when it comes on I only saw 1 episode so havent found out the schedule yet

most of the clips from the past like 3weeks were their episode clips